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Ernie's House of Whoopass! May 31, 2016

May 31, 2016

My Hate For Mankind Has Been Growing A Lot Lately.

Perp waits for husband to leave for work, before forcing his way inside an apartment and attemptnig to rape the wife. Wife manages to free herself an dcalls husband, who returns and proceeded to beat the perp to death. Good news, right? Unless of course you live in New York City, in which case the husband faces manslaughter charges. I am one hundred precent sincere when I tell you, I have no idea why anyone would live within the confines of NYC.

My thoughs on the shooting of the gorilla to save a four year old boy are as follows. I do not value human life any more than I do any other animal. In fact, I value human life less than I do other animals, as I believe we are a scourge on this fucking earth. I'm the guy who watches Armageddon and roots for the asteroid. After chickens and rats, humans are one of the most populus species of mammal on the planet. So would I trade one overpopulated human for one endangered gorilla? I am one hundred precent sincere when I tell you, yes I would. Especially after reading these remarks from the kid's inattentive fat cunt of a mother.

Today's cougary goodness? Sonya Curry, the mother of Golden State Warriors unanimous MVP Stephen Curry, turns 50 years old today. But as you might imagine, she don't be lookin it.

Two challenges from the I-Don't-Even-Know-It's-Possible-But-You-Folks-Have-Pulled-Miracles-Before Box: can you find this hotel pool and where this dumpster was parked?

Ernie, A two minute Google Image search for "Sony 1000 watt" turned up the attached photo of a Sony XM-GTX 1812 amp. It was at one time carried by Walmart. Have a good evening, BJ

Hi Ernie, The incredibly hot chick's boyfriend bought a Sony Xplod XM-1652Z 2-channel car amp 1,000 watts max. You can see a whole lot more of her here. The lucky dude that bangs her looks too young to be a sheriff in Bartholomew County though. Lata gata, Eric R.

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Many of America's clothes dryers may soon be getting a pink slip. One in every three Americans sees the clothes dryer as an unnecessary extravagance. Every few years, the Pew Research Center asks about 1,000 Americans what they think about various appliances. Three years ago, 83 percent of respondents said a clothes dryer was a necessity. Since then, something striking has happened, the people that Pew surveys have begun to think differently about energy intensive appliances. The percentage of respondents who describe a clothes dryer as a luxury has more than doubled in just three years to 33 percent. Another benefit of air drying is that you can use the disinfecting and whitening properties of the sun. When you air dry your clothes in the sun they are naturally disinfected and whitened. The sun provides UV light, and UV can be used to disinfect water and damp laundry.