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Be Vigilant. And Be Prepared. And Then Be More Vigilant.

So we had a rather eventful evening here in the normally quiet corner of Southwest Florida. First some asshole pulls up bext to a motorcycle stopped at a traffic light on Skyline Blvd, whips out a shotgun and shoots the motorcyclist dead on the spot. Said asshole then drives a couple of miles east -- into MY muthafuckin neighborhood -- enters the Circle K that I frequent about once a week, and shoots a fucking clerk dead. Said asshole then gets back into his car and is stopped by the Cape Coral Police Department as he is headed back to Skyline Blvd. Said asshole resists, and CCPD caps his ass.

I would like to turn your attention towards the interview with a guy who was wounded in the Circle K, Richard Huwiler, who recounted to reporters, "I heard a loud boom. I thought it was a balloon, and then I saw the other guy going down behind the counter. I went 'oh.' And then, there was a woman with a kid behind me. [The suspect] turned and looked me in the eye and cocked the thing [gun]. She [the woman] said I've got the baby. And he blasted over the kid's head at me, and I'm just glad I ducked at the time I did." Now you know what I'm going to say, don't you. You're goddamn right -- My hunch is, given the distance between the two crime scenes, either these two victims were the absolute most unlucky sons of bitches on the planet, or more likely, said asshole knew them and this was a premeditated act.

And on a semi-related note... Friends of a Houston man who grabbed his gun and tried to stop a shooter who terrorized a Houston suburb Sunday are rallying to his side, and praising him as a hero. Byron Wilson was shot three times, twice in the legs and once in the shoulder, while trying to stop the rampage of Dionsio Garza. Wilson engaged Garza, before getting wounded, then managed to crawl to a nearby business and call his wife. He faces a long recovery and an uncertain future, according to friends, who have launched a GoFundMe page to help him pay his medical bills.

Old and busted: the Three Wolf Moon shirts. The new hotness: the One Wolf Beach towel. Where can I buy one exactly like that?

And remember, today is the 72nd anniversary of D-Day.

One would expect Muhammed Ali's grandson to be blessed with some sports prowess. One would be fucking right.

Make sure to spend some time on hunting for the perfect sunglasses. If you want to get the most out of your money, you need to first secure sunglasses in timeless styles and colors. In this way, you'll be able to wear them with the rest of your wardrobe without ever having to think twice about if they match. These classic sunglass styles never go out of style so you never have to worry about looking outdated. Examples are: simple square frames, rounded square frames, aviator frames oh, and you can never go wrong with Wayfarer sunglasses! And ideally in your best neutrals without any fancy details that draw too much attention and are harder to mix and match with your outfits.

Visitors to the A86 Duplex highway tunnel in Paris on May 22nd, an area that is usually restricted to the public, were treated to a psychedelic visual feast courtesy of street artist Felipe Pantone and the Lasco Project. Luckily, photos of the installation are now widely available.