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Ernie's House of Whoopass! June 14, 2016
June 14, 2016

There Is No Fucking Common Sense In Your Common Sense Proposals.

I think what infuriates me the most about the gun control debate is the same people clamoring for "common sense" legislation have absolutely no fucking idea about what it is they're trying to legislate. You know why I don't write laws governing organ transplantation? Because I don't know fuck all about organ transplantation. You know why I don't write laws about international tax code? Because I don't know fuck all about international tax code. So can someone explain to me why both the Cunt from New York and the mad scientist from Vermont are calling for automatic weapons to be banned in response to the Orlando shooting? because it's pretty clear they don't know fuck all about automatic weapons.

I think what infuriates me the most about our response to the orlando terrorist attack is, we're not treating it like a fucking terrorist attack. Instead, these fucking idiots want to call it "gun violence." So let me ask you, after these fucking guys hijacked four fucking planes and plowed three of them into fucking builds... was that boxcutter violence? Was it airliner violence? No, we called it what it fucking was, fucking terrorism. So it would be nice if the other half of the fucking country could get their head out of their pasty skinned millennial asses and start calling the fucking ball here. Instead, now we're going to have a second fucking run up on

A testicular contusion is a bruise or a blow to the testicle, which most commonly happen during sports or recreational activities. Just the term "testicular contusion" sounds fucking painful. And it looks even more painful than it sounds when you watch Cleveland Indians third baseman Juan Uribe suffer that very injury after being hit right in the fucking balls by a 106 mph ground ball during Sunday's game against the Angels.

Oh, and what fucking model fax machine is this?



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