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Ernie's House of Whoopass! July 19, 2016
July 19, 2016

I Guess Some Men Were Right To Begin With.

Just within the last three days we've experienced: three police officers killed in Louisiana, a guy took an axe -- a fucking AXE! -- to attack people in Germany, 26 people burned to death in a bus crash in China, an eight year old kid shoots and kills himself, we're receiving our first images of Jupiter via the Juno probe, a prisoner and corrections officer kill each other in Pennsylvania, China hacked our FDIC, for the first time the Zika virus jumped from one person to another without sexual contact, and a woman used the same words during a speech that another woman used eight years ago. I don't have to tell you which of these news stories is currently dominating the headlines, but I do have to ask, what does that say about our moral barometer?

Old and busted: Kickboxer. No seriously, that shit was 27 years ago. The new hotness: Kickboxer: Vengeance, where Jean Claude takes on the role of Mr Miyagi.

"All That is Gold Does Not Glitter" is a poem written by J. R. R. Tolkien for his fantasy novel The Lord of the Rings. It alludes to an integral part of the plot, and describes Aragorn, son of Arathorn. The poem reads: All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

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Ernie, an easy one today. That's the Whole Foods Market at the NE corner of Lamar and 5th street in Austin, Texas. Thanks, JT

Hi Ernie. I think you'll find this well-endowed woman is overlooking Whole Food's flagship store in Austin, TX. I believe the building behind is the store's HQ, and her photo was taken from this staircase. Cheers, Sean

Last Saturday night during UFC 200 at the T-Mobile Arena on the Las Vegas Strip, Brock Lesnar defeated Mark Hunt and walked away with the biggest purse in UFC history, $2.5 million. Everything seemed to be fine until Friday when it was announced that Brock Lesnar was flagged for a potential doping violation by the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency. Mark Hunt's response? "FUCK YOU, PAY ME."

Today's photo challenges are going to test two two fold. First you have to find where to rent this sailboat. Then plot me a course so thatr I can disembark at this gangplank, and enjoy a beer with my ladyfriends.

The Toyota Prius is a full series-parallel hybrid electric mid-size car developed and manufactured by the Toyota Motor Corporation. The second generation Prius had been completely redesigned as a midsize hatchback. In late 2005, Toyota introduced some minor cosmetic changes for the XW20Prius such as a slightly updated front-end, revised instruments, and repositioned rear seats.[21] Other changes comprised a higher-resolution liquid crystal display, as well as new optional features such as a backup camera, advanced air bags and an upgraded audio system with an auxiliary input. Toyota also changes from the black out upper tail-lamps used in the 2003-2005 models, to the clear upper tail-lamps used from the 2006 until the 2010 redesign.

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