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Holy Shit, Welcome To August. And Just Like That, Over Half of 2016 Is Gone.

The Phoenix Forum is a convention mainly aimed at the adult industry professional, but if you're a fan they'll be happy to show you what's happening and when. The adult industry covers a wide range of entertainment businesses. Starting with classic porn and webcam/livecam sex and ending with online dating platforms. And in the middle there are several service providers for all kinds of the industry's requirements: Billing, hosting, SEO, web design and so on. Now, where do all these people meet? Why the The Phoenix Forum, of course.

Niska Say: One Side Healing And Is Good. Other Side, Not So Good.

With summer underway, it's not just time to think about vacations and baseball. The arrival of the summer days means the arrival of summer heat, and that's not a topic you should regard lightly. It's not just a matter of your comfort. It's also about your health. Most US homes these days have one or more air conditioners. But, sometimes it is just not practical for to have one discreet AC for each room. This is where compact ACs come into play, especially because they offer mobility. So, you can just take it to any room you want and experience truly portable cooling. Apart from that, it's also much more cost-effective to purchase one or two portable AC units, rather than buying multiple bulky non-mobile ones.

So Long Dr Scala, We Hardly Knew Ye.

Take a tour of global real estate markets, and see if $300K can buy you a lucurious mansion or a shitty walk-in closet.

FMLA Paperwork Is Such A Giant Pain In The Ballbag.

"I haven't endorsed anybody. I haven't talked to Trump. I haven't talked to anybody. You know, he's a racist now because he's talked about this judge. And yeah, it's a dumb thing to say. I mean, to predicate your opinion on the fact that the guy was born to Mexican parents or something. He's said a lot of dumb things. So have all of them. Both sides. But everybody—the press and everybody's going, "Oh, well, that's racist," and they're making a big hoodoo out of it. Just fucking get over it. It's a sad time in history." -- Clint Eastwood

I Think That $400 Million Was A Coincidence In The Same Way That Tarmac Meeting Was.

Wide availability of ice cream in the late 19th century led to new creations. In 1874, the American soda fountain shop and the profession of the "soda jerk" emerged with the invention of the ice cream soda. In response to religious criticism for eating "sinfully" rich ice cream sodas on Sundays, ice cream merchants left out the carbonated water and invented the ice cream "Sunday" in the late 1890's. The name was eventually changed to "sundae" to remove any connection with the Sabbath. Ice cream became an edible morale symbol during World War II. Each branch of the military tried to outdo the others in serving ice cream to its troops. In 1945, the first "floating ice cream parlor" was built for sailors in the western Pacific. When the war ended with the surrender of Japan, and dairy product rationing was lifted, America celebrated its victory with ice cream.

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Before You Judge Me, Just Know That I Don't Give A Fuck. Okay, Go Ahead.

Fragile Brand Jeans are blended with culture heritage design for conservatism, dynamic, and Innovation. “the aesthetic of ethic and the ethic of aesthetics.” They love aesthetic of design, we love human on ethics, as otherwise. Fragile Brand Jeans are not only talk about to sell a product and quality, with this brand we provided the concept of humanity(as an individual or in society) in equality, fraternity and wisdom. it's all for lead human in reality turn into human in ideal. what they do, what they create, what they affect.

The Inmates Are officially Running The Asylum.

The mainstream media did the best they could to hide the fact -- or at the very least, downplay the fact -- that the Pulse nightclub massacre, the deadliest Islamic terror attack since 9/11, was carried out by a registered Democrat. It's also now clear that Clinton has the support of his father as well, as he was spotted in the crowd by an incredulous Florida news team covering her rally.My favorite part? Mateen told WPTV's Tory Dunnan that he supported, "everything Clinton has to say, especially her gun control measures." Now this is America and you're free to support whomever you want *BUT* to summarize, the father of one of the biggest mass killers in American history endorsed Hillary Clinton for president while standing a mere 20 miles from where his son slaughtered 50 innocent people. You can't make this shit up.

Another Day, Another Title... AMIRITE?

Over seventy five years ago Englishman David Squire, Head Groundsman and gardener at the Police Orphanage in Twickenham, was made redundant. With a young family to support he set up his own business. When DJ Squires Limited Company was founded in 1935 -- although some suggest it was 1936 -- their main activities were landscaping small domestic gardens. During the 1960?s people became ever more interested in gardening for themselves rather than employing a gardener. Now that business has grown into a thriving, family-owned garden center group which now comprises 15 garden centers, and rose, herbaceous and bedding plant nurseries.

Struggling To Get Your Wife's Attention? Just Sit Down And Look Comfortable.

The 8.8 cm Flak 18/36/37/41 -- commonly called the Dreaded Eighty-Eight -- was a German 88 mm anti-aircraft and anti-tank artillery gun from World War II. It was widely used by Germany throughout the war, and was one of the most recognized German weapons of that conflict. The versatile carriage allowed the eighty-eight to be fired in a limited anti-tank mode when still on its wheels; it could be completely emplaced in only two-and-a-half minutes. Several surviving examples are owned by civilians and for a paltry 70,000 to 130,000 Euros -- that's $78k-$145k Freedom Bucks to you and me -- you can join their elite ranks. Oh, plus your $200 NFA tax stamp, of course. And good luck trying to find ammunition for that big son of a bitch, although this particular one comes with four empty casings which I presume can be reloaded.

Man, FMLA Paperwork Is A Gigantic Pain In The Cockbag.

Eric Lynn Wright, better known by his stage name Eazy-E, was a U.S. American rapper who performed solo and in the hip hop group NWA, and is affectionately called "The Godfather of Gangsta Rap". After dropping out of high school in the tenth grade, he supported himself primarily by selling drugs before founding Ruthless Records and becoming a rapper. N.W.A's original lineup consisted of Arabian Prince, Dr. Dre, Eazy-E, and Ice Cube, with DJ Yella and MC Ren joining later. On February 24, 1995, Wright was admitted to the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles with what he believed to be asthma due to a recurring cough and wincing that occurred beginning in July of 1994. Instead, he was diagnosed with AIDS. During the week of March 20, having already made amends with Ice Cube, Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre, he drafted a final message to his fans. On March 26, 1995, at approximately 6:35 p.m. PST, Eazy-E died from complications of AIDS, one month after his diagnosis.

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The Feed Line Behind My Toilet Is Dripping And I Can't Get Down To Fix It Because I'm In A Fucking Cast.

Paul Orfalea, whose nickname was "Kinko" because of his curly hair, founded the company as Kinko's in 1970. Its first copy shop, which Orfalea opened with a sidewalk copy machine, was in the college community of Isla Vista next to the campus of the University of California, Santa Barbara. By 1997, he had established over 127 Kinko's partnerships. Orfalea left the company in 2000, following a dispute with the investment firm Clayton, Dubilier & Rice, to which he had sold a large stake in the company three years earlier. In February 2004, FedEx bought Kinko's for $2.4 billion, which then became known as FedEx Kinko's Office and Print Centers. Besides traditional full-service copy and print shop services, all stores also provide a number of self-service features: color and monochrome photocopiers, fax machines, digital photo printer kiosks, and several desktop computer rentals, of which one always has an image scanner and some design software installed.

Hail To The King Baby.

Elvis Aaron Presley is regarded as one of the most significant cultural icons of the 20th century, he is often referred to as "the King of Rock and Roll", or simply, "the King". Presley was born in Tupelo, Mississippi, as a twinless twin, and when he was 13 years old, he and his family relocated to Memphis, Tennessee. His music career began there in 1954, when he recorded a song with producer Sam Phillips at Sun Records. In November 1956, he made his film debut in Love Me Tender. In 1958, he was drafted into military service. He resumed his recording career two years later, producing some of his most commercially successful work before devoting much of the 1960s to making Hollywood films and their accompanying soundtrack albums, most of which were critically derided. In 1968, following a seven-year break from live performances, he returned to the stage in the acclaimed televised comeback special Elvis, which led to an extended Las Vegas concert residency and a string of highly profitable tours.

This Afternoon I Find Out Whether Or Not I Have To Undergo A Second Surgery.

Whether you realize it or not, the bar rail you choose can make a big difference in the final look of your home bar. Whether you have been out to public bars or spent some time at home bars of friends or family members, you may have not even noticed the bar rail. Yet for the overall look and functionality of the bar, the rail is actually quite important to completing everything. As part of the bar molding you will be choosing, the bar rail is important for several reasons. For one thing, the rail is where your visitors will rest their arms while they are seated. Secondly, the rail is crucial to helping contain any spills you may have. Finally, this added touch is what makes a home bar look and feel like a real pub.

We Are All Sculptors And Painters, And Our Material Is Our Own Flesh And Blood And Bones. - Henry David Thoreau

Osteogenesis in bone remodeling is the process of laying down new bone material by cells called osteoblasts. It is synonymous with bone tissue formation. There are two processes resulting in the formation of normal, healthy bone tissue: Intramembranous ossification is the direct laying down of bone into the primitive connective tissue, while endochondral ossification involves cartilage as a precursor. In fracture healing, endochondral osteogenesis is the most commonly occurring process. And right now there is bone is growing in my pants in my ankle, thank goodness. Second surgery averted.

It's The Weekend, Time To TCB. That's Take Care of Business, Baby.

Color is a powerful tool, it can accentuate architectural details as well as direct traffic and create flow in your home. But how do you choose the color that's right for a given room? Paint swatches won't tell you everything you need to know. Instead, most interior decorators recommend you buy the manufacturer's test size in your new color and brush some on the wall, preferably where you can hide it picture later. Then look at your paint sample in the morning, at noon and at night so that you can see how the color changes as the light quality changes.

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I Am Really Sick and Tired of Everything Below My Left Knee Being Achy All The Fucking Time.

Google Streetview Level Novice: find this well lit sex shop.

I only go out to get me a fresh appetite for being alone. Lord Byron.

Hydraulic fracturing is a well-stimulation technique in which rock is fractured by a pressurized liquid. The process involves the high-pressure injection of fracking fluid -- primarily water, containing sand or other proppants suspended with the aid of thickening agents -- into a wellbore to create cracks in the deep-rock formations through which natural gas, petroleum, and brine will flow more freely. When the hydraulic pressure is removed from the well, small grains of hydraulic fracturing proppants (either sand or aluminium oxide) hold the fractures open. Increases in seismic activity following hydraulic fracturing along dormant or previously unknown faults are sometimes caused by the deep-injection disposal of hydraulic fracturing flowback. For these reasons, hydraulic fracturing is under international scrutiny, restricted in some countries, and banned altogether in others.

While The Cat's Away, The Mice Will Sit On The Couch With Their Foot Elevated Above Their Heart.

So The Boss Lady left this morning on a three and half day trek up north to attend her grandmother's funeral. I, unable to get around very well let alone fly, am obviously staying home to man the fort solo during her absence. Normally such unexpected independence would be a cause for great joy. Such is not the case this time. Yesterday marked the ninth week since my accident, and as of this morning I have officially showered without assistance for the first time in as many weeks. Not a cause for celebration you might say? I can assure you it is extremely humbling when something so simple as washing yourself without having to depend upon someone else to get you in and out of the shower, seems like an accomplishment worthy of the tallest participation trophy. And so these next few days would normally be filled with copious amounts of wine, women, and song, they shall instead be filled with marathons of Hulu, Netflix, and Amazon Prime. Yes, yes, live vicariously through me, indeed.

Supercomputers Be Damned, Predicting The Path of A Hurricane is Apparently NOT An Exact Science.

Giuseppe Visenzi established GIVI only 35 years ago. In the 1960's, as a talented rider, he distinguished himself in a series of motorcycle races crowned by the winning of the 350cc World Championship in 1969. After leaving the racing world, his passion for motorcycles, joined with his determination, led to his commitment to and realization of establishing the motorcycle accessories company GIVI, a company which in a very short time has become one of the most significant and competitive producers of motorcycle accessories both nationally and worldwide. The GIVI Monokey series is considered to be the premier range offers the versatility and functionality that enables this series of cases to be used either as a top trunk or saddlebag. The Monokey series with its heavy duty construction and elegant styling offers a wide variety of solutions to meet most styles of modern motorcycles and riding conditions.

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