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Ernie's House of Whoopass! August 1, 2016
August 1, 2016

Holy Shit, Welcome To August. And Just Like That, Over Half of 2016 Is Gone.

The Phoenix Forum is a convention mainly aimed at the adult industry professional, but if you're a fan they'll be happy to show you what's happening and when. The adult industry covers a wide range of entertainment businesses. Starting with classic porn and webcam/livecam sex and ending with online dating platforms. And in the middle there are several service providers for all kinds of the industry's requirements: Billing, hosting, SEO, web design and so on. Now, where do all these people meet? Why the The Phoenix Forum, of course.

Many two-story homes have angled walls and slanted ceilings that are inherent in rooms beneath the peaked roofline. While slanted walls can create a snug and cozy feel, the negative effects can include a choppy visual plane and difficulty placing furniture and art. Because the 'ceilings' come down so far into the room, painting them white gives the impression that the ceiling is lower than it actually is.

You may have heard of the Domino's DXP, the delivery joint's specially-engineered car for making pizza deliveries. You may or may not care how a Domino's pizza is transported from the store to your door, but you still may be interested in Domino's DXP VR, a new virtual reality experience from Domino's.

The Las Vegas experience! It won't take much of that to find this casino on Fremont Street, any asshole with Google can do that. But can you tell me what casino she's staying at?

Someone got something pierced recently. That white bottle is from Piercing Pagoda, it's a bottle of their specially formulated ear care antiseptic. I can't find it on their website (must be an in store purchase only) or a picture of it so far. Here is picture showing the logo that matches the bottle. Their website mentions their specially formulated antiseptic but nowhere on their site shows it or makes it available for purchase. Take care and I hope you heal quickly. -Scott

That lovely lady on the beach is doing the Pigeon Pose. Cameron

If She Who Shall Not Be Named gets her way, we may honestly be looking at the possibility of an Australian style gun buyback ban during a Clinton Administration, putting

Soft serve is a type of ice cream that is softer than regular ice creams as a result of air being introduced during freezing. It was invented over Memorial Day weekend of 1934, Tom Carvel, the founder of the Carvel brand and franchise, suffered a flat tire in his ice cream truck in Hartsdale, New York. He pulled into a parking lot and began selling his melting ice cream to vacationers driving by. Within two days he had sold his entire supply of ice cream and concluded that both a fixed location and soft frozen desserts were potentially good business ideas. In 1936, Carvel opened his first store on the original broken down truck site and developed a secret soft serve ice cream formula as well as patented super low temperature ice cream machines.

Pittsburgh Steelers running back DeAngelo Williams is a huge ‘Walking Dead' fan, but what he did at his wedding literally takes the cake; he got his groomsmen and bridal party to reenact some scenes from the show, complete with full zombie make-up.

And if you're good -- and I mean REALLY good -- you'll be able to find this 76 gas station located near a Del Taco.

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