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Ernie's House of Whoopass! August 31, 2016
August 31, 2016

And Here Endeth The First Two-Thirds Of The Year. It Has Been 71 Days Since My Accident.

Many, many moons ago, this was the first ever golf tee trick shot video I ever watched. And I did so sitting on the edge of my fucking seat... was he going to pull it off, or was one of them going home with a broken jaw and missing some teeth? And when he pulled it off, the guy swinging the club seemed just as shocked and delighted as I was. But if you notice, he didn't really hit the ball; meaning he took a swing but not a full power swing like this guy does. And of course mouth tee shots led to ass tee shots, with mixed results. This USF golfer was able to bang a nice tee shot from her teammate's ass, and yet this Playboy Playmate wasn't so lucky. But notice how both of them were laying sideways, perpandicular to the tee shot, thus not exposing the back of the head to the ball, like this guy does. Concussion, ho!

Olive oil as a moisturizer, is good for almost every skin type, according to the Wrinkle Free Skin Tips Web site. When you apply it to your skin before going to bed at night, it helps hold your skin's natural moisture in and prevents it from drying out. Leave your skin just a little bit damp after showering and massage a small amount of olive oil into your skin. Olive oil contains vitamins A and E, which help repair sun and environmental damage done to your skin. So instead of buying a moisturizer from the cosmetic department at the store, buy a small bottle of extra virgin olive oil and use this to moisturize your skin. Olive oil is a natural product that can be used on any part of your body, and its effects may be comparable to more expensive store-bought products. And what is that anyway? Given the electrical plug and both English/French labeling, I'd guess some Canadian product?

In 1948, Nestlé launched a mix for chocolate-flavored milk called Nestle Quik. This was released in Europe during the 1950s as Nesquik. Since 1999, the brand has been known as Nesquik worldwide. Today, the Nesquik name appears on a wide range of products, including breakfast cereals, powdered mixes for flavored milk, syrups, ready to drink products, candy bars, chocolate fondue fountains, hot cocoa mix and more.

This is my best guess. Definitely Commercial Electric brand. It looks like the flush mount 4 pack of lights. You can see their drawing of the shape of the lights on top of the box and it appears to match. Keep up the good work. Mike

Hey Ernie, That Woman's Day issue is from December 2005 with 432 Magical Ideas for favorite recipes, festive decorations, family traditions, and food gifts to make. You can buy that issue here for $2.99 if it tickles your fancy. Have a good weekend and keep that leg up! Mark

I have to be honest, I'm simply having a hard time coming up with a caption for this one.

AR-pattern rifles are the most popular long guns in the United States, with millions of Americans enjoying the versatile sporting rifle. While some AR owners are experienced marksmen, many buyers are picking up their first AR and have little experience with the platform. Being able to safely and effectively use your AR-15 is the most important precursor to enjoying it, whether for hunting, target shooting, or competition. But just like owning a paint brush does not make you a good painter, learning the basics can help ensure users know how to effectively and safely shoot their AR-15 rifle, setting the stage for years of enjoyment.

I'm a stubborn son of a bitch so odds are I'm not going to repent, but if I were, any idea where I'd be headed to in order to get the job done?

hi ernie, This has got to be Oakland, because the mentioned California. Even Los Angeles is not this bad. Take care, Eric R.

Finding the poster of Giorgio Armani was easy once I found more pictures of Jenny Mclain here . Rick

You know, last year when I saw this video of a guy using a laser to remove rust I wasn't sure if it was real or one of those hoax special effects videos running around socia media. Nope, turns out it's called the p-Laser and it's real as shit.

The Grand Canyon is a steep-sided canyon carved by the Colorado River in the state of Arizona in the United States. It is contained within and managed by Grand Canyon National Park, the Kaibab National Forest, Grand Canyon-Parashant National Monument, the Hualapai Tribal Nation, the Havasupai people and the Navajo Nation. Grand Canyon National Park is one of the world's premier natural attractions, attracting about five million visitors per year. President Theodore Roosevelt was a major proponent of preservation of the Grand Canyon area, and visited it on numerous occasions to hunt and enjoy the scenery.


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