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Not To Jinx Myself, but It Looks Like Hermine Is Going To Swing Safely North of This Neck Of The Woods.

The new BlacX Urban HDD Docking Station is a complete and easy way to access all files stored on your hard drives. Not only does the BlacX Urban provide rapid HDD to your data, it can also read and run the drives at the same time. The BlacX Urban HDD Docking Station allows you to read and write to two 2.5" or 3.5" SATA hard drives or solid state drives at once, and offers a hot-swappable design to ensure rapid file transfers via the USB interface.

And Now A Word About Pointless Protesting.

Protests come in many different forms and to me, as long as you're not blocking the highways, burning down your neighborhood, or throwing rocks (or worse) at cops, I say go for it. If Colin Kaepernick wants to sit during the playing of the National Anthem, I honestly and truly don't give a shit one way or the other. Now do I think what he's doing is completely pointless and self-serving? I most certainly do. But in this country everyone has the right to be a pointless self-serving asshole, God bless America. But if Kaepernick wants to accomplish anything meaningful, then he might want to take a page out of Lebron James' or even Warrick Dunn's playboo. Because that my friend, is how you affect real change. Not sitting on your ass

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Me And Steve-O Are Like, Bone Bros Now.

Earlier last Steve-O posted video showing his stunt that went wrong and in the process, suffered the exact same injury I did. In fact, here's the video of how things, well, went down for him and his effort to fight off his general anesthesia before surgery. And if he's willing to meet and greet with his fans ten days after surgery -- and not take any prescription painkillers in the process because he's an addict -- then he's certainly a better fucking man than me. I spent the first two weeks post surgery doing Netflix and Chill. And by chill, I mean popping a percocet every 6 hours and going back to sleep.

I Think We Should Start With A Basic Civics Test In Order To Vote.

And nothing too in depth, just simple shit we learned in the 5th grade. What are the three branches of government? How many Supreme Court Justices are there? How many years are a Congressman and a Senator elected to office for. Name three Cabinet positions. How old do you have to be in order to be elected President? Because if you can't answer the fucking basics, I fear your fucking vote a shit ton more than I fear any candidate. And Jesus H Christ it pissed me off when some ignorant asshole dismisses Hillary's classified email breach as simply, "She lied about her emails." It's tantamount to saying Bradley Manning just released a video, or Al Capone forgot a few tax codes. It's dismissive bullshit that demonstrates you have absolutely no understanding of the gravity of what happened and it makes me want to punch you in your fucking face.

I Got The Blessing To Start Physical Therapy, and In Two Weeks, Can Start Partial Weaight Bearing.

The only time I've ever heard the term 'spiral fracture' is on the occasional episode of Law and Order SVU, and even then only in the context of an abusive parent who yanks a kid's arm. The thought of ever having one seemed as far away as hitting the lottery, or having the seat of zero-g toilet land on my head. And yet here I am -- that's the splintered bone on the right. And because we're cool like that, I'm going to let you in on a little secret: it fucking sucks.

Many Ammosexuals Practice The Religion Of ... wait for it... wait for it... Gundamentalism!

Just want you to know I have enjoyed your site for a good while now. Very informative and entertaining. I have been reading about your continuing improvement on your ankles. I did miss the original cause of the injuries. I hope you get back 100% soon. V/r Clyde

People Who Make 9/11 Jokes Are Just Plane Wrong.

Collapsed? Hardly. She Was Just Dodging Sniper Fire.

If you're a believer in Karma, I would remind you that yesterday was not only the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks on New York City and Washington DC, but also on the American embassy in Libya. No I can't say whether or not this will spell the end for Clinton's aspirations for the presidency, but fortunately for her she didn't have to wait 13 hours for her extraction>. And yeah, I think Hillary Clinton has pneumonia in the same way Freddie Mercury had a slight stomach virus. Oh, and a quick question. Aside from Hillary's media relations team, name two things that spin. Easy, tacos and meat.

The Thumbnail Section Has Received A Minor Facelift.

A little wider, a little taller, a little better quality images and I'm still not 100% sure of its final form, but I think I'm adamant about some sort of a text description for the SFW links. I'm hoping you're able to figure out the NSFW ones on your own. And if'n ye have feedback, let it flow.

I Had My First Physical Therapy Session This Morning.

A selfie stick is a monopod used to take selfie photographs by positioning a smartphone or camera beyond the normal range of the arm. The metal sticks are typically extensible, with a handle on one end and an adjustable clamp on the other end to hold a phone in place. Some have remote or Bluetooth controls, letting the user decide when to take the picture, and models designed for cameras have a mirror behind the viewscreen so that the shot can be lined up. In contrast to a monopod for stabilising a camera on the ground, a selfie stick's arm is thickest and strongest at the opposite end from the camera in order to provide better grip and balance when held aloft. Safety concerns and the inconvenience the product causes to others have resulted in them being banned at many venues, including all Disney Parks, both Universal Studios Orlando and Hollywood.

Day One Of Physical Therapy Complete. Day One of After Therapy Aches And Pains Has Commenced.

"Dream On" is a power ballad by Aerosmith from their 1973 debut album, Aerosmith. Written by lead singer Steven Tyler, this song was their first major hit and became a classic rock radio staple. Released in June 1973, it peaked at number 59 on the Billboard Hot 100 but hit big in the band's native Boston, where it was the number one single of the year. Lead singer Steven Tyler says that this was the only song on the band's first album where he used his real voice. He was insecure about how his voice sounded on tape, so for the other songs, he tried to sing a bit lower and sound more like soul artists, such as James Brown. The song is also famous for its building climax to showcase Tyler's trademark screams. Among the list of most misquoted songs, "Dream until YOUR DREAMS come true," and not, "OUR DREAMS."

Mondays Are A Good Day To Make Statements, Not Friday. - Ernie Els

Cross-stitch is a popular form of counted-thread embroidery in which X-shaped stitches in a tiled, raster-like pattern are used to form a picture. Traditionally, cross-stitch was used to embellish items like household linens, tablecloths, dishcloths, and doilies. Although there are many cross-stitchers who still employ it in this fashion, it is now increasingly popular to work the pattern on pieces of fabric and hang them on the wall for decoration. Cross stitch is also often used to make greeting cards, pillowtops, or as inserts for box tops, coasters and trivets.

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There's A Storm Coming.

"Immediately following this story berating Trump for exaggerating the threat of terror attacks, we at CNN will continue our 24/7 coverage of the latest terror attack."

If People Don't Like Marxism, They Should Blame The British Museum. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Had the Chelsea attackers used firearms to injure 29 Americans, the media would no doubt blame the guns. But since they used a bomb instead of a firearm, obviously the only choice is to blame the tannerite; a binary explosive commonly used by long range shooters as a reactive target. Now how safe is Tannerite? "The brand-name product is defined as a 'binary explosive' by the federal BATFE. Meaning it's sold in two inert pieces, said Jimmie Oxley, a chemistry professor at the University of Rhode Island. It is not an explosive until the two parts are mixed. And even when two separate parts – ammonium nitrate and aluminum powder – are mixed, the compound won't explode until it's hit by the bullet. Tannerite cannot be set off by a smoldering fuse, an electronic fuse, an electrical current, an open flame, impact with a hammer or even a low-velocity handgun, according to Steve Yerger, a corporate investigator for Tannerite." So I'm just counting the days until Feinstein or Schumer decide that Murica simply must be saved from this Tannerite menace and proposes a ban. Translation: pick up some Tannerite while you still can. I've never used it before, and maybe never will, but I'd rather have it and not want it, than want it and not have it. Also, don't use it like an asshole and stay 100 yards away per pound..

Sorry We're Late Today, Physical Therapy Ran Long.

Good news, everyone. Clive Owen is back as The Driver in a new BMW Films called The Escape, which will debut Monday October 24 at Owen will return alongside other celebrity talents, Dakota Fanning, Jon Bernthal and Vera Farmiga. Personally, I was always partial to Beat The Devil, which featured James Brown, Gary Oldman, and of course Danny Fucking Trejo. I just wished they used the 740i from The Hire, instead of that lame ass Z4.

Charlotte Seems Nice This Time Of The Year.

Twenty-four minutes after Keith Scott was shot and killed by police: OMG HE'S AN UNARMED DISABLED MAN HOLDING A BOOK. Twenty-four hours after Keith Scott was shot and killed by police: Forensics and witnesses prove Scott exited the vehicle twice and the threatening manner, aimed his gun at police before getting back in the vehicle. Meanwhile, Charlotte burns because fuck facts, AMIRITE? And you know what? If I had a big crowd of violent attackers to contend with, I'd be brandishg my fucking firearm, too.

America Isn't A Melting Pot Anymore. We Just Stand Around And Complain About Cultural Misappropriation.

Old and busted: stunt pilot is nearly decapitated on the runway, as the wing of a plane taking off slices through his cockpit roof. The new hotness: stunt pilot nearly decapitates other stunt pilot sitting on the runway as the wing of a plane taking off slices through his cockpit roof.

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