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Ernie's House of Whoopass! September 14, 2016
September 14, 2016

I Had My First Physical Therapy Session This Morning.

A selfie stick is a monopod used to take selfie photographs by positioning a smartphone or camera beyond the normal range of the arm. The metal sticks are typically extensible, with a handle on one end and an adjustable clamp on the other end to hold a phone in place. Some have remote or Bluetooth controls, letting the user decide when to take the picture, and models designed for cameras have a mirror behind the viewscreen so that the shot can be lined up. In contrast to a monopod for stabilising a camera on the ground, a selfie stick's arm is thickest and strongest at the opposite end from the camera in order to provide better grip and balance when held aloft. Safety concerns and the inconvenience the product causes to others have resulted in them being banned at many venues, including all Disney Parks, both Universal Studios Orlando and Hollywood.

The Ojibwe people have an ancient legend about the origin of the dreamcatcher. Storytellers speak of the Spider Woman, known as Asibikaashi; she took care of the children and the people on the land. Eventually, the Ojibwe Nation spread to the corners of North America and it became difficult for Asibikaashi to reach all the children. So the mothers and grandmothers would weave magical webs for the children, using willow hoops and sinew, or cordage made from plants. The dreamcatchers would filter out all bad dreams and only allow good thoughts to enter our mind. Once the sun rises, all bad dreams just disappear. It wasn't until the Pan-Indian Movement of the 1960s and 1970s that they were adopted by Native Americans of a number of different nations. However, many other Native Americans have come to see dreamcatchers as over-commercialized, offensively misappropriated and misused by non-Natives.

Since it's founding in 1940, McDonald's has grown to be the world's largest fast food restaurant serving more than 75 burgers every second. Surely quantity does not mean quality but some of us I bet would secretly love a juicy Big Mac every now and then. Here are some foods for thought -- McPizza? -- the next time you step inside Big Ron's Steak House!

You are looking for the Barcelona Arch. Formally known as The Arc de Triomf is located in Barcelona, Spain, at the top of the Passeig de Llu'­s Companys promenade. It is a memorial or triumphal arch which was constructed to serve as the main access gate for the Barcelona World Fair in 1888.

Hi Ernie. The hot chick with the long black hair is in front of the Arc de Triomf at Passeig de Llu­s Companys, 08003, Barcelona Spain. Here is a link, but she wasnt there when this pic was taken. Keep em coming Eric R

Here's an interesting example of the difference between an armed and an unarmed response. "A 39-year-old Kansas City woman who had been shopping at the Wal-Mart at Shawnee Mission Parkway and Maurer Road was attacked in the parking lot about 1:30 p.m. Sunday. Two men approached her while she was putting her child in a safety seat, police said. She was struck in the head. A Good Samaritan tried to intervene, and one of the attackers shot him. A second Good Samaritan then shot one of the attackers, killing him." Read more here. Added bonus: this woman live streamed the shooting's aftermath on Facebook.

The purpose of the US Army Physical Training belt is to prevent automobiles from hitting soldiers running in the early morning light, the time when soldiers are most likely to be out running. It is a stop-gap measure that became permanent; the Army paid a lot of money to incorporate reflective material into the Improved Physical Fitness Uniform (IPFU) that came out in the late 90s, but the reflective material doesn't actually reflect well enough to be visible from a distance. Rather than simply demand the manufacturers do the job they were paid to do, the Army first used reflective armbands designed for bicyclists' pant legs, then settled upon the reflective belt. At about $10 apiece, this is a small chunk of the bloated defense budget, but one which has been completely wasted since reflective material had already been paid for on the PT uniform.

Hey Ernie, that cutie is wielding the Legend of Zelda Master Sword. Her Zelda poster in the background was the clue. Thanks man!!! Shane

That cute girl is holding a replica of the Master Sword from Legend of Zelda. Cam

Oh shit, I almost forgot. Find me this wall mounted clock.

Olive Garden started as a unit of General Mills Inc. The first Olive Garden was opened on December 13, 1982, in Orlando. By 1989, there were 145 Olive Garden restaurants, making it the fastest-growing units in the General Mills restaurant division. Olive Garden restaurants were uniformly popular, and the chain's per-store sales soon matched former sister company Red Lobster. The company eventually became the largest chain of Italian-themed full-service restaurants in the United States. In 2010, Olive Garden generated $3.3 billion in sales. Its closest competitor, Carrabba's Italian Grill, had generated $650.5 million in sales during the same year. On July 9, 2014, Olive Garden launched a new logo and restaurant design. This included the addition of online ordering for to-go orders and smaller lunch portions.

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