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Ernie's House of Whoopass! September 16, 2016
September 16, 2016

Mondays Are A Good Day To Make Statements, Not Friday. - Ernie Els

Cross-stitch is a popular form of counted-thread embroidery in which X-shaped stitches in a tiled, raster-like pattern are used to form a picture. Traditionally, cross-stitch was used to embellish items like household linens, tablecloths, dishcloths, and doilies. Although there are many cross-stitchers who still employ it in this fashion, it is now increasingly popular to work the pattern on pieces of fabric and hang them on the wall for decoration. Cross stitch is also often used to make greeting cards, pillowtops, or as inserts for box tops, coasters and trivets.

A farmers' market is a physical retail market featuring foods sold directly by farmers to consumers. Farmers' markets exist worldwide, reflect their local culture and economy, and range in size from a few stalls to several city blocks. Farmers' markets typically consist of booths, tables or stands, outdoors or indoors, where farmers sell fruits and vegetables, meats, and sometimes prepared foods and beverages. They are distinguished from public markets, which are generally housed in permanent structures, open year-round, and offer a variety of non-farmer/producer vendors, packaged foods and non-food products.

So Cabela's seems to have a pretty great fucking sale going on right now. Ruger AR-556 for $566, 200 rounds of 7.62X39mm FMJ/HP $45 shipped, 500 rounds of Herter's 9mm FMJ $103 shipped, and a bunch of other great stuff. Do yourself a solid and at least take a look.

And straight outta Compton? How about straight outta retirement because here's Tim, whom we haven't heard from in a long time, with yesterday's two'fer!

Hey Ernie, The Sitting Statue is in the Placa de l'Armada, overlooking the harbor. I couldn't find an good photo sets of the young lady, but here's a couple more shots. And you know where the white van is parked, it's the same place same chick as photo challenge from July 29, The Erbaut 1914-1916 bridge in Berlin. Maybe I should get a spot on that bridge. Keep 'em coming, Tim

First there was the Dollar Shave Club, which coincidently was just sold for $1 BILLION dollars. Next came the Dollar Rubber Club, complete with their mascot, Ruben the Rubber. Next up on the to try list? Both Cure and Simple, which sends you bacon each month, and the Rub Box, which delivers rubs and sauces come from small-town humble BBQ joints, local pit masters and talented home chefs.

An estuary is a partially enclosed coastal body of brackish water with one or more rivers or streams flowing into it, and with a free connection to the open sea. Estuaries form a transition zone between river environments and maritime environments. They are subject both to marine influences—such as tides, waves, and the influx of saline water—and to riverine influences—such as flows of fresh water and sediment. The inflows of both sea water and fresh water provide high levels of nutrients both in the water column and in sediment, making estuaries among the most productive natural habitats in the world. Find this one.

We may all want to do our part in reducing evil in the world, but it will never be eradicated from humanity. From Elizabeth Bathory, who tortured and killed over 650 girls in an attempt to prevent aging, to Vlad Dracula who was known for roasting children and forcing their own parents to eat them, these 25 individuals defined evil in a whole new way.

Hey, homes. Good to see you're on the mend. There appears to be some shenanigans at your link to got the locked screen and a warning to call a number so they can help clean my computer of viruses, etc.

Neither of my AV's went off (AVG & Avast) went off on the initial link, then I went back to recheck it after your email, and still no alerts. So wither it was something funky with you, or I'm just really lucky. If anyone had any alerts on yesterday's dogster link -- "[link removed]" -- lemme know!

Having learned their lesson about kitchenware in the 2014 Queens hatchet attack, when you come at the NYPD with of cutlery in your hand, you're going to have a bad time. Just ask Akram Joudeh, a 32 year old from Queens, who tried using an 11 inch meat cleaver to attack oficers yesterdsay. Here is some video of them reciprocating in the .40 caliber variety, about 18 times.

FRIDAY FLICK: Extinctionis a 2015 post-apocalypse horror film that stars Matthew Fox, Jeffrey Donovan -- yeah, from Burn Notice -- and Quinn McColgan. In a post-apocalypse future, after a virus turned people into zombies, a small group of survivors seek refuge in a snow-covered town, believing the virus and all of its monstrous creations had died out. But they only discover the infected zombies have adapted to the new environment change, to the detriment of our heroes. Not the greatest movie I've ever watched, as both Donovan and Fox's careers haven't exactly been spectacular, but it's got motherfucking zombies, so have at it.

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