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Ernie's House of Whoopass! September 21, 2016
September 21, 2016

Sorry We're Late Today, Physical Therapy Ran Long.

Good news, everyone. Clive Owen is back as The Driver in a new BMW Films called The Escape, which will debut Monday October 24 at Owen will return alongside other celebrity talents, Dakota Fanning, Jon Bernthal and Vera Farmiga. Personally, I was always partial to Beat The Devil, which featured James Brown, Gary Oldman, and of course Danny Fucking Trejo. I just wished they used the 740i from The Hire, instead of that lame ass Z4.

Caffeine is the most popular drug in the world and for many people, coffee is one of the first things on their mind each and every morning. You might not hesitate to take that first sip but next time you do, you might be getting more than what you expected, but in a good way!

Every year, millions of tourists flock to Asia to enjoy a variety of exciting attractions including diving, exotic beaches, tropical islands, night-life, archaeological sites, hill tribes and Buddhist temples. Tourists can partake in courses including Buddhism, cooking, traditional massage courses, as well as attending beautiful festivals throughout the year. Often at the top of the list of things to do is an elephant ride, but sadly, many do not know about the cruelty inflicted on these beautiful creatures. The training that's required to make them safe around people is often akin to torture, as demonstrated by the traditional Thai “phajaan” or “crush,” where young animals spirits are systematically broken through torture and social isolation. As young elephants, they are torn from their mothers and entrapped in a small confine, then ritualistically abused with bull hooks and bamboo sticks spiked with nails, as well as starved, deprived of sleep and worse, to crush their spirits and become submissive to humans.

I don't know how to present this challenge other than to flat out ask, what the fuck is going on here?

"'You can't take him with that little .22,' one in the group stated. Another added, 'That coon will still be alive when he hits the ground.' I asked the houndsman to pull the dogs away so they wouldn't chew up the potential supper, and got a good rest on a nearby hickory. “You're going to mess up the meat if you shoot him enough times to knock him out of the tree,” another sighed. I could see the head of the coon and took aim in the center. At the crack of the .22 WMR, the raccoon tumbled to the ground. He didn't twitch, and none of the meat was ruined. “What are you shooting?” one in the group asked. “That's not a .22,” another opined. We had a fat raccoon for the church supper, and the overlooked .22 WMR picked up several more new fans." Read the full story here. And of course, stock up with the best prices on .22WMR here!

Hi Ernie, Any chance you can feature this infographic about why superheroes have a day off? Best Regards, David

Hey, Ern! My Mother gave me this for my birthday; a 1.75L Bombay Sapphire bottle, melted and squished into a cheese tray. Not sure if I should LOVE it, or HATE it. ...hope they emptied it first, tho. -Motorhed.

Love/hate it. I have a melted Corona bottle as a spoon rest for my outside grill. It stays outside. Away from guests. All the time. And while you're eating your cheese, tell me what hotel presents this unique view of the MGM Grand?

From the You-Motherfuckers-Would-Have-To-Bail-Me-Out-Of-Jail Department: hidden camera catches groomer abusing dog. Seriously. Look through your couch cushions now, because I'd kill a motherfucker.

In January 1976, a patent was issued for the Chemiluminescent Signal Device, a single glass ampoule that is suspended in a second substance, that when broken and mixed together, provide the chemiluminescent light. The design also included a stand for the signal device so it could be thrown from a moving vehicle and remain standing in an upright position on the road. The idea was this would replace traditional emergency roadside flares and would be superior, since it was not a fire hazard, would be easier and safer to deploy, and would not be made ineffective if struck by passing vehicles. This design, with its single glass ampoule inside a plastic tube filled with a second substance that when bent breaks the glass and then is shaken to mix the substances, most closely resembles the typical glow stick sold today.

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