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Ernie's House of Whoopass! October 19, 2016
October 19, 2016

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Bacchus was the Roman god of agriculture and wine, copied from the Greek god Dionysus. Bacchus was the child of Jupiter (whose Greek name is Zeus) and Semele, a human whom Juno (whose Greek name is Hera) had tricked into asking to see Jupiter as he really was. Since she was a mortal, she was burned up by the sight of Jupiter in his divine form. So Jupiter sewed the infant Bacchus into his thigh, and gave birth to him nine months later. As a child, Bacchus was tutored by Silenus, who was a great lover of wine and often had to be carried on the back of a donkey. Before he took his place at Olympus, Bacchus wandered the world for many years, going as far as India to teach people how to grow vines. He often carried a pinecone-topped staff, and his followers were goat-footed Satyrs and Maenads, wild women who danced energetically during his festivals.

In what can only be described as the most useful collection of knowledge on the planet, here's how long it takes to binge watch your 25 favorite TV shows. It seems like Parks and Rec should take longer than 47 hours. And X-Files for the win.

The height and number of waterfalls along a stream or river depends upon the type of rocks that are being eroded by the water. Some types of rocks, such as shale shale for example, wear away more easily than others such as sandstone or limestone. Regardless of their geological composition or size, waterfalls are a stopping point along any hike. The wonder that comes from the power of water as it either rushes or trickles is worth the time and effort when it comes to finding them. Cuyahoga Valley National Park in Northeastern Ohio is home to a few waterfalls, the most popular being Brandywine Falls. But there are other lesser-known waterfalls that also are worth a short hike, and potentially wet shoes.

What are Americans more concerned about than the next terror attack? More than loved ones dying? More than gun control and identity theft? More than economic collapse? That's right, government corruption. But you know, why would anyone fear that?

Birds build homes in which to raise their young just as humans do, although their site selections are more varied and often in obscure, hidden places. It is common to think of nests being in tree branches. But some birds build nests on the ground, in bushes and cavities; some build on the sides and eaves of houses, as well as on other man-made structures. See if you can find the huge bush this pigeon is planning to build a nest in.

Part one. You can save the damsel in front of the City Lights Lighting Showroom in San Francisco. Part two. The chick with the nice ass and huge gap is reading the neon sign for the Deja Vu Love Boutique near Trump International in Vegas. Part three. That specific entrance to the Glories Centre Comercial in Barcelona is right here. Brian

Hey Ernie, I almost didn't do this, way too easy. I immediately recognized all three locations, San Francisco (Folsom Street Fair), Las Vegas (Love Boutique) and Barcelona (El Mercat de Glories). However, a challenge is a challenge. Here ya go... Keep 'em coming, Tim

Okay, smartass. Pizza is a flatbread topped with tomato sauce and cheese and baked in an oven. It is commonly topped with a selection of meats, vegetables and condiments. The modern pizza was invented in Naples, Italy, and the dish and its variants have since become popular in many areas of the world. Because of this, the colors of Italy's flag -- red, white and green -- are often associated with pizza parlors. See if you can find this roadside pizza place.

I don't know how much of a supply they have left, but Smoky Mountains Guns and Ammo has some Mosins for $199, and that's with matching bayonet and two ammo pouches. These of course lovce to chew up old Soviet-block surplus ammo, which can be had for less than the modern production stuff -- $166 for the 440 round tin or $329 for the 880 round spam can.

A shopping cart is a cart supplied by a shop, especially supermarkets, for use by customers inside the shop for transport of merchandise to the checkout counter during shopping. Customers can then also use the cart to transport their purchased goods to their cars. In many places in the United States, customers are allowed to leave the carts in designated areas within the parking lot, and store personnel will return the carts to the storage area. In many continental European premises, however, coin or token operated mechanisms are provided to encourage shoppers to return the carts to the correct location after use.

FBI director James Comey on Wednesday said that an FBI agent who operated a private email system similar to Hillary Clinton's would be “in big trouble” at the bureau. Comey was responding in a House Judiciary Committee hearing to an allegation from Ohio Rep. Steve Chabot that the decision to not charge Clinton with mishandling classified information showed a “double standard.” Georgia Congressman DOug Collins leaves Comey speechless after Comey attempted to use Hillary Clinton's defense.

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