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Ernie's House of Whoopass! November 7, 2016
November 7, 2016

Sorry We Fucked All Of This Up, Mr. Jefferson.

Looking back in history to the months and years surrounding the birth of our nation, there were about 4 million Americans in 1790 and despite this small population -- at least compared to today -- we still managed to elect a rather eclectic array of politicians to lead our country. And here we are just a cunt hair some 230 years after the first Constitutional Convention, our population has gone up exponentially, and yet we keep electing the same names to the highest office of the land. Washington DC has turned into an absolute cesspool of dishonesty and corruption, so if Hillary gets the nod, it will mean four powerful families -- Reagan, Bush, Clinton and Obama -- will have controlled this nation for 32 (possibly 36) years. That's the textbook definition of oligarchy. Well Tom, we had 229 good years, I guess.

A quick revisit to my stint at jury duty from earlier this year. Looks like Cape Coral's least sucessful car burglar was turned over from the Lee County Sheriff's Office to the Florida Department of Corrections on June 2nd of this year, culminating a rather storied criminal career. He'll probably get released early sometime within the next five years ago, and I'll be making another jury duty post around 2021. That is assuming of course, I'm not elected to the Presidency by then: ERNIE STEWART 2020: TOUGH ON CRIME, EASY ON LIBERTY.

Assuming you don't work in Washington DC though, from the moment you are born to the day it ends, the life around you is full of fascination that virtually nobody will ever be able to fully understand. While these 38 interesting facts won't help you achieve nirvana, they will certainly help you appreciate some things more. Three cheers for Percussive Maintenance!

During the Vietnam War, B-52D tail gunners were credited with shooting down two MiG-21 Fishbeds, although Vietnamese sources have attributed a third air-to-air victory to a B-52, another MiG-21 shot down in April of 1972. These victories make the B-52 the largest aircraft credited with air-to-air kills. During the first Gulf War, several claims of Iraqi air-to-air successes were made, including an Iraqi pilot who allegedly fired a Vympel R-27R missile from his MIG-29 and damaged a B-52G on the opening night of the Gulf War. However, the U.S. Air Force disputes this claim, stating the bomber was actually hit by friendly fire, an AGM-88 High-speed, Anti-Radiation Missile (HARM) that homed on the fire-control radar of the B-52's tail gun; the jet was subsequently renamed In HARM's Way. Shortly following this incident, General George Lee Butler announced that the gunner position on B-52 crews would be eliminated, and the tailgun turrets permanently deactivated, commencing on 1 October 1991.

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