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Ernie's House of Whoopass! November 10, 2016

November 10, 2016

The Day After The Day After.

Sean Penn: "Would you mind changing the channel? it's a bit, uh, neanderthalish." Ernie: "get the fuck outta my bar." Eighteen second commercial, boom done.

You know there was a time when I advocated doing away with the Electoral College. I was under the false impression that the EC was the answer to the problem of quickly counting large amounts of votes in a pre-computerizes era. I was wrong, I was stupid, and I was misinformed. Turns out, the EC is the only thing keeping this country from being run by mob rule because without it, large population centers like New York City, Chivago and Los Angeles would literally dictate the course for the rest of the country. As of last census, about 51% of our population resides in the 9 most populous states. A presidential candidate could campaign in just those states, ignoring the other 41 and still win the presidency. The EC make sure smaller, less populous states like Montana, Alaska, Wyoming to have a say in the elections. Because without the EC, campaigning in those states wouldn't be worth the cost of the candidate's jet fuel. So when I see videos like this of some limp wristed sissy complaining asbout the Electoral College I feel not only a sense of disgust, but of shame since some of us have been there, buddy. Now educate yourself and quick whining like a pussy.

Trump has proposed tougher enforcement of gun laws that are already on the books, rather than adding new gun control laws. Citing a successful program in Richmond, Virginia, that sentenced gun criminals to mandatory minimum five-year sentences in federal prison, Trump noted that crime rates will fall dramatically when criminals are taken off the streets for lengthy periods of time. Noting that many of the recent high-profile shooters had clear mental problems that should have been addressed, Trump proposed fixing our nation's broken mental health system by increasing treatment opportunities for the non-violent mentally ill, but removing from the streets those people who pose a danger to themselves and others. Trump would do away with pointless and ineffective gun and magazine bans and suggested fixing the current background check system already in place, rather than expanding a broken system. And finally, Trump proposed a national right to carry, a national concealed carry reciprocity law that would compel states to recognize the concealed carry permits of any other state, exactly as drivers licenses from anywhere are accepted by all states today. So holy shit, looks like we might get thay pro-gun agenda we've been hoping for.

Hi Ernie, A friend of mine is trying to promote and get backing for a fun project he is working on called The Carecrow. Can you feature it on Ehowa? Kind Regards, David

Photos AA Disc Failure - Here's what's left of the American 767. I heard it was a HPT stg 2 disc failure. Part of the disc was found a quarter mile away in a UPS freight building. Rick

These days, virtually everyone is on at least a few social networks making their passing even sadder due to the closer connection to what they were thinking or feeling or aiming to accomplish shortly before their death. Here are 14 of those celebrity's final moments on Twitter. Much to my surprise, Reeva Steenkamp's was not, "Hey Oscar, whatcha doing with that gun?" And speaking of yesterday, a child was scared because she was about to have surgery. An elderly resident of a nursing home was lonely. Family members anxiously waited for the doctor to update them about their fathers heart surgery. Cancer patients sat for hours as chemotherapy slowly dropped into their veins. Where did the therapy dogs go? Congress. To Capitol Hill, to soothe the snowflakes who lost the election.

Still looking for this Vodaphone store and this laundry basket.