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Ernie's House of Whoopass! November 16, 2016
November 16, 2016

How many days until Christmas 2016? Santa says 39 sleeps!

Often stereotyped as the preferred disguise of robbersm a domino mask -- from Latin dominus, "lord", and Medieval Latin masca, "specter" -- is a small, often rounded mask covering only the eyes and the space between them. The masks have seen special prevalence since the 18th century, where they have become traditional wear in particular local manifestations of Carnival, particularly with Venetian Carnival. Domino masks have found their way into a variety of high society and popular art forms.

As of Monday morning, a suspect is dead and a deputy is in the hospital after a shooting took place on I-75 near the Corkscrew Road exit, according to our Lee County Sheriff's Office -- and to give you an idea how close this is to my house, it's just 21 miles from my neighborhood to the scene of the shooting. Witnesses who say they saw the whole thing unfold, told reporters the deputy tried to pull a man over near the exit but the suspect took off in his vehicle, reaching speeds up to 100 miles per hour. Eventually the driver pulled over, got out of his car on an off-ramp and attacked the deputy as he approached. That's when witnesses say a Good Samaritan who had a Florida CCW, exited his vehicle and commanded the suspect to stop beating the deputy. After noncompliance from the suspect, the passerby shot the suspect three times. The suspect later died. Our local Sheriff Mike Scott -- re-elected last week with 74.88% of the vote just released an unofficial statement this morning.

Baja Junkie doesn't get going until late, but remains one of the better clubs in town after midnight, with quality DJs or live music. A slightly more upscale alternative to neighbor El Squid Roe, this is a regular stop on the local circuit for the younger demographic, and is extremely popular with the Sprink Break crowd. The party spills well onto the sidewalk here. Don't be alarmed by the occasional bartop dancing, and don't expect to come in without doing some shots. The cocktail menu is solid, with a large selection of margaritas and frozen drinks. Overall, the Baja Junkie is a great place for carousing and celebrity sightings, and home to some of the best souvenir shirts in Cabo San Lucas.

Hey Ernie. Looking forward to another year of LBEH! And you're a lucky bastard, the blonde is going to meet you at La Taverna de Barcelona in Barcelona. Keep up all the good work!

Looks like you'll be sipping coctelerias in Barcelona. Robert

I'm glad you're impressed because after drinks, we're headed out for a nice romantic walk so I need someone to plot me walking directions from the bar to this overlook. Thanks in advance!

The peaks are slimmer and the valleys are wider, but the price hasn't changed. The maker of Toblerone, the Swiss chocolate bar, has changed the unique appearance of two of its milk-chocolate versions, with narrower triangles and a larger gap between peaks. That doesn't sound like much but it's enough to render at least one of these life hacks obsolete.

Italy's number one brand of sparkling mineral water was established in 1893, though Italians have been drinking from its source for hundreds of years. This naturally effervescent water is bottled directly at a spring located in the protected Sorgeto di Riardo Park near the extinct Roccamonfina volcano in Italy's Campania region. Ferrarelle is extremely mindful of the quality of its products, testing them more than 600 times each day. Ferrarelle water, both sparkling and still, is bottled in glass containers rather than plastic, which protects its taste and purity and lessens the impact on the environment.

Hey Ernie, I told my wife that the Cubs winning the World Series would be the most wonderful sign of the apocalypse ever. Now Trump's going to be president and the peace-loving liberals are going to destroy their communities. (She hates it when I'm right.) Having visited Germany on Uncle Sam's dime I knew it would be almost impossible to find a single Vodafone so I looked for that Galeria store the lady is standing in front of, found them both at 2 Neumarkt in Leipzig. Stay safe and sane! Jack

I think he'll be unpleasantly surprised when the Secret Service does "bring it". I guess he's the CEO of PacketSled. Jon

Or rather he *was* the CEO of PacketSled. You can't do this shit kids. You can't make overt threats like this, even jokingly, and not expect there to be reprocussions. Hell I've got a few jesting photos that, even though they're nothing more than digital images, I won't post until after January 21st of next year. You simply can't say this shit about a Secret Service protectee and not expect some sort of reaction. After Trump's inauguration, I'll spill about a similar situation I encountered on Facebook, and the phonecall I got from the Secret Service office in Fort Myers. Seriously kids, don't fucking do it.

British Columbia Ferry Services Inc., operating as BC Ferries (BCF), is a former provincial Crown corporation, now operating as an independently managed, publicly owned company. BC Ferries provides all major passenger and vehicle ferry services for coastal and island communities in the Canadian province of British Columbia. Set up in 1960 to provide a similar service to that provided by the Black Ball Line and the Canadian Pacific Railway, which were affected by job action at the time, BC Ferries has become the largest passenger ferry line in North America and the second largest in the world, boasting a fleet of 35 modern vessels with a total passenger and crew capacity of over 27,000, serving 47 locations on the B.C. coast.

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