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Ernie's House of Whoopass! January 12, 2017
January 12, 2017

Today Was My Last Day of Physical Therapy, Huzzah!

In many parts of California, the official religion is In-N-Out Burger. While the chain has expanded to Las Vegas, Arizona, Texas, and for some reason Utah, it's still very much a California thing. Still, there's some people who somehow have never been and don't know how this works. At most In-N-Outs, you can get tees or free paper hats, but at both the original in Baldwin Park and their company store online, you can also get notepads, folding chairs, windbreakers, and even a woman's bikini.

The most popular car colors today are shades of grey: white, black, grey and silver, amounting to over 70% of the total world car production. Red, blue and brown/beige cars range between 6% and 9% each, while all other colors amount to less than 5%. Color choice is subject to fluctuation and fashion, and historical trends shifted from dark neutral colors of early cars, through more vivid colors of 1950s and 1960s, back towards today's neutral colors. Green is also having a resurgence in the last decade, but still only accounts for 1% of the world automotive market and 2% in the United States. Can you show me where this green car is parked?

Hi Ernie, Got an interesting infographic here about the evolution of technology company logos. Any chance you can feature it on Kind Regards, David E

Hey Ernie, Gotta a challenge for ya, this one almost beat me, but I finally found it. Your turn now. I have been binge watching HBO's "Oz", in the season 3 finale, a guard gives Adebisi a small black semi-auto pistol. I didn't recognize it, but on the Season 4 opener, the pistol had magically become a Glock 19 (or 23). I was annoyed by this continuity error, being the consummate Firearms Enthusiast that I am (60+ collection, NRA Life Member, Military and LEO Instructor, etc), I vowed to call attention to this Gross Negligence. However, I could not identify this odd handgun. I spent all morning looking, finally, I took a guess and found it. Normally I would have preferred to look for where some naked cutie had been wandering around in public, but fortunately, I like guns. So, who else can figure out what pistol this? Timothy A.

Starbucks Corporation is an American coffee company and coffeehouse chain. Starbucks was founded in Seattle, Washington in 1971. As of November 2016 it operates 23,768 locations worldwide, including 13,107 in the United States, 2,204 in China, 1,418 in Canada, 1,160in Japan and 872 in South Korea. See if you can find this one in particular.

A pergola is a garden feature forming a shaded walkway, passageway, or sitting area of vertical posts or pillars that usually support cross-beams and a sturdy open lattice, often upon which woody vines are trained. The origin of the word is the Late Latin pergula, referring to a projecting eave. Pergolas are more permanent architectural features than the green tunnels of late medieval and early Renaissance gardens, which were often formed of springy withies—easily replaced shoots of willow or hazel—bound together at the heads to form a series of arches, then loosely woven with long slats on which climbers were grown, to make a passage that was both cool and shaded and moderately dry in a shower.

Hey Ernie...hope the bad wheel is getting better. I gave this challenge a shot, but have to leave it here...don't know if you will want to post any of this if people have a hard time finding this damn store, but here you go anyway. First I found a gallery of these two that had some more pictures. And this gallery, which had a picture with a clue. The only photo that had any clue that I could find was a restaurant La Jetee - and it is at 2 quai Saint Martin, 34300 Cap d'Agde, Agde, France. Sadly my sleuthing skills drop off there. A roof leak demands I quit fucking around with the interwebs. Keep up the good work, and thanks again for all you do with LBEH. James

Hey Ernie, In the gun store robbery video, the glass in the gun case in front of the clerk shatters. It almost looks like there is a bullet hole webbing on the front of the counter. Do you think this is from a shock wave or something from the clerk? Or do you think the bad guys actually got off a few rounds? Keep up the good work. -Kevin

See below, first thumbnail links. The guys at Bearing Arms break it down pretty well. Oh, this is part challenge and part pure curiosity, since I've always found large ships fascinating. What the fuck kind of ship is this? Despite its white color, it isn't shaped like any cruise ship I know of. Oceanographic, maybe? Any ideas?

Let It Snow, Baby... Let It Reindeer is the second Christmas album by Christian rock band Relient K. It was released on October 23, 2007, selling 4,500 copies in its first week. The album is a re-release of the band's Christmas EP, Deck the Halls, Bruise Your Hand, but with seven new songs and some other changes, such as track listing and a new ending to one song. The details were announced by Jesus Freak Hideout on August 21, 2007, and by IGN around the same time. Let It Snow, Baby...Let It Reindeer peaked at No. 96 on the Billboard 200 list in its fourth week.

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