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Ernie's House of Whoopass! March 6, 2017
March 6, 2017

Only 12 More Days Until I Get This Fucking Garden Hose Out Of My Arm.

The keffiyeh is a traditional Middle Eastern headdress fashioned from a square scarf, usually made of cotton. It is typically worn by Arabs, as well as by some Mizrahi Jews and Kurds. It is commonly found in arid regions as it provides protection from sunburn, dust and sand. Its distinctive standard woven checkered pattern may have originated in an ancient Mesopotamian representation of either fishing nets or ears of grain, but the true origin of the pattern remains unknown. In Yemen, the keffiyeh is used extensively in both red-white and black-white pattern and in some traditional Yemeni designs and colors.

The Dollar Tree is a chain of discount variety stores that sells items for $1 or less. Headquartered in Chesapeake, Virginia, it is a member company of Fortune 500 and operates 13,600 stores throughout the 48 contiguous U.S. states and Canada. Its stores are supported by a nationwide logistics network of eleven distribution centers. The company operates one-dollar stores under the names of Dollar Tree and Dollar Bills. The company also operates multi-price-point variety chains under the names Deals and Family Dollar. In 2009, Dollar Tree redesigned its website with a new e-commerce platform; sells Dollar Tree merchandise in larger quantities to individuals, small businesses, and organizations. The company also advertises in-store events, specials, seasonal promotions, and featured products through the site and users can locate a retail store, research information about Dollar Tree, and view product recalls.

"Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition" is an American patriotic song by Frank Loesser, and published as sheet music in 1942 by Famous Music Corp. The song was a response to the attack on Pearl Harbor that marked United States involvement in World War II. The song describes a chaplain being with some fighting men who are under attack from an enemy. He is asked to say a prayer for the men who were engaged in firing at the oncoming planes. The chaplain puts down his Bible, mans one of the ship's gun turrets and begins firing back, saying, "Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition". Now I've got the ammunition part covered, but I may need some help rounding up some Bibles. Can you hook a brother up?

Why? Why would anyone put this much effort into...this? Motorhed

Hi Ernie, Got an infographic here about social media in the news from 2016-2017. Best Regards, David

Well, you guys did so well at helping me find this artist, that I decided to expand my art collection a little bit. Can you help me track down this new artist?

Wearing sunglasses indoors seems like the obvious choice for managing light sensitivity or coping with fluorescent lights. The problem? It actually increases your sensitivity to light through a process called dark adaptation. Everyone has experienced dark adaptation – it's what happens when you leave a movie theater and the sun's brightness is overwhelming. Your eyes are so adjusted to being in the dark theater that when you step outside, light appears to be even brighter than it was when you went into the movie. Most people's eyes readjust fairly quickly after leaving a movie. People with chronic dark adaptation have extra-heightened light sensitivity all the time, and chronic dark adaptation is what happens when you wear sunglasses indoors too frequently.

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