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Ernie's House of Whoopass! March 20, 2017

March 20, 2017

Holy Shit, We're More Than Halfway Through March Already.

Fairy is a brand of washing-up liquid produced by Procter & Gamble at their West Thurrock factory, in England, launched in 1950. Fairy liquid is traditionally green, prompting the well-known advertising jingle "Now hands that do dishes can feel as soft as your face with mild green Fairy Liquid". As of 2015, Fairy is sold in most parts of Europe, although regional names vary. Fairy liquid is available in a variety of colour and scent combinations. Fairy was released onto the Australian market in 2011 and is quickly growing to become one of the most popular choices available within the country. Fairy is also sold in Germany; in 2000 it was briefly renamed Dawn -- the brand used in the United States market -- but after sharply declining sales due to an unfamiliar brand, the Fairy name was revived in 2002. In Sweden, Fairy is branded as Yes, and in the Netherlands it is marketed as Dreft.

Loratadine, sold under the brand name Claritin among others, is a medication used to treat allergies including hay fever and hives. In 1998, in an unprecedented action, the American insurance company Anthem petitioned the FDA to allow loratadine and two other antihistamines to be made available over the counter while it was still under patent; the FDA granted the request, which was not binding on manufacturers. It is also available in combination with pseudoephedrine, a decongestant, and marketed as Claritin-D.

Ernie, that red thing on the counter looks like a Keurig Espresso maker in Imperial Red... Jason

It's a Kureg and it looks like it's sitting on this. Nick

Burger King is taking a page from its competitors and adding Doritos to the menu. The fast food giant's latest mash-up is called the Steakhouse Doritos Burger, and there's not much to it: Just a few Doritos thrown on top of two beef patties covered in cheese. Spain is one of the largest markets in Europe for Burger King, and if the Dorito Steakburger tests well there, it could appear on US menus.

MasterCraft is a United States-based manufacturer of luxury high-performance boats that was founded in 1968 and is currently headquartered in Vonore, Tennessee. MasterCraft boats are the most popular and recognized brand for use in waterskiing, wakeboarding and wakesurfing, though the company has also produced several boats that are not focused on water sports. Some of its most popular boats today are the Prostar series of direct drive ski boats, and the X-Series Wakeboard boats, many of which share hulls with the Prostar series, but come equipped with wakeboard-specific features such as ballast tanks and a wakeboard tower.

The American flags are those that surround the Washington Monument in Washington, D.C. You can see the crenellated top of the Smithsonian tower over the trees in the background; also the dome of the National Museum of Natural History. Love your website. Charlie

Hi Ernie, Just finished an article about cool vanity license plates from the movies. Kind Regards, David

Maleficent is the main villain of Walt Disney's 1959 film Sleeping Beauty. She is characterized as the "Mistress of All Evil" who, after not being invited to a christening, curses the infant Princess Aurora to "prick her finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel and die" before the sun sets on Aurora's sixteenth birthday. Now should Maleficent need to get her carriage repaired, she would most likely take it to D&D Auto Body, which let's be honest, isn't all that much of a challenge to find. So instead I'm going to ask you to take me for a stroll on this boardwalk.

The Miser is a five-act comedy in prose by the French playwright Molière. It was first performed on September 9, 1668, in the theatre of the Palais-Royal in Paris. The play was first produced when Molière's company was under the protection of Louis XIV himself. It was loosely based on the Latin comedy Aulularia by Plautus, from which many incidents and scraps of dialogue are borrowed, as well as from contemporary Italian farces. if you're interested, you can still buy the Czech version of the play -- titled Lakomec -- here.