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Ernie's House of Whoopass! March 22, 2017

March 22, 2017

Believe It Or Not, Things Are Almost Starting To Get Back To Normal.

The Ford Escape is a compact crossover vehicle sold by Ford since 2000 over three generations. Ford released the original model in 2000 for the 2001 model year -- a model jointly developed and released with Mazda of Japan -- who took a lead in the engineering of the two models and sold their version as the Mazda Tribute. Mainstream production of the first generation Escape/Tribute ended in late 2006. Second generations of the Ford Escape, Mercury Mariner, and Mazda Tribute were released in 2007 for the 2008 model year, but mostly restricted to North America. Ford released a third generation in 2012 for the 2013 model year, again, limited to North America. In 2015, Ford Motor Company sold a record high of 306,492 Ford Escapes.

Similar to wrist watches the hip flask began to appear in the form it is recognized today in the 18th century, initially used by members of the gentry. However, less compact versions had been in production for several centuries. Notably, in the Middle Ages, there are several accounts of gutted fruit being used to store liquor. During the 18th century, women boarding docked British warships would smuggle gin into the ship via makeshift flasks, created from pig's bladders and hidden inside their petticoats. Following the act of prohibition in 1920s America, the state of Indiana banned the sale of cocktail shakers and hip flasks. Antique hip flasks, particularly those made of silver, are now sought-after collector's items, while most modern flasks are made from stainless steel. Some modern flasks are made of plastic so as to avoid detection by metal detectors.

Here's a terrific two part challenge: First you have to translate it, then you have to find it.

Hi Ernie. that hot naked chick is at the very politically incorrect South of the Border-Pedroland at South of the Border, 3346 US-301, Hamer, SC 29547. Google Street View fucked me so here is the website, and you can see the sign over to the right. Lata Gata, Eric

Hey Ernie, It looks like Ms. South of the Border got herself those nice, white leather boots at Pedro's Leather Shop at South of the Border in South Carolina. If you look closely on the Google Earth view you can see the shadow of the giraffe. Here is another view as seen from I-95. Can't believe I've gotten a few lately; the Richmond and Wash Monument ones. Just too late at getting them in! Mike

Hi Ernie, long time reader. Love the site, haven't posted much. I would assume that most folks that were stationed near Fayettenam, NC (Fort Bragg and No-hope Pope AFB) are familiar with South of the Border. I probably would have gone more often if the scenery were similar to the pic. But the House of Dolls and the Fantasy Club were a lot closer, and had more of the kinds of slots I would have rather thrown money at. Regards, Clay

Old and busted: Where in the world is Carmen Santiago. The new hotness: Where in the world is this small marina?

Mass Effect: Andromeda is an action role-playing video game developed by BioWare and published by Electronic Arts for PlayStation 4, Xbox One and Microsoft Windows. The game was released in North America on March 21, 2017 and in Europe on March 23, 2017. It is the fourth entry overall in the Mass Effect series and the first since Mass Effect 3. The game begins within the Milky Way Galaxy during the 22nd century, where humanity is planning to populate new home worlds in the Andromeda Galaxy as part of a strategy called the Andromeda Initiative. The player assumes the role of either Scott or Sara Ryder, an inexperienced military recruit who joins the Initiative and wakes up in Andromeda following a 600-year journey.