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Ernie's House of Whoopass! May 19, 2017
May 19, 2017

Cadillacs, Cats, and Soviet Sumbmarines and Shit.

So I just read that Pippa Middelton is getting married this weekend, and anytime anyone mentions her name all I can think of is this scene from Heat.

Some where in the mid 80s Rodney Dalhberg perfected the thruster surfboard , he took the crudeness that Simon came up with and made it clean balanced and beautifully proportioned and it worked perfectly. It seems nearly all of my generation got one, for a large number of them that was it, they had found what they were looking for the perfect partner she was clean, she was white, she had impeccable manners in nearly all surf situations, and she was boring. This same group were the life of the party in the late 70s and early 80s riding,twin fins, lazors zaps, with crazy colors, Echobeach boardshorts with polkadots the lot. Then they got a Dahlberg and all that stopped, they found something they could settle down with and not have to worry about surfboards ever again because Dahlberg had seen to that.

Established in Spain in 1962, Lois was the first European jeans brand to conquer the world. They made a great start in the sixties but it wasn't until the seventies that they truly flourished. Lois was worn by influential fashion icons and musicians and soon they were all over the dance floor. In contrast to other great jeans brands of that time, Lois focussed on a fashionable and sexy pair of jeans. Soon, young people all over the world recognised they were their perfect fit. And although Lois has been around for quite some time now, they never grew old.

Hey Ern, sorry to hear you had to pass the reins of Big Red. If you're in the market for a replacement vehicle, here's a sweet old Cadillac up in Connecticut that's nearly a quarter of a million dollars. Let me you when you pick it up and I'll meet you at the airport. Bill.

Good Morning Broheim. Loved the calico cat pic on Monday. I would bet a thousand dollars it is a female. You will probably never meet a male calico cat. Later, Eric

Whether they're too stiff or too loose or just too worn and outdated, interior doorknobs are something you can easily replace yourself. With a few basic tools and steps, you can start removing the screws, replacing the plates, and adjusting the openings to fit your new doorknob. For doorknobs with exposed screws, undo the screws and both knobs will come off. Unscrew the latch plate and remove the latch assembly. One knob will have a spindle attached to it. Thread the spindle through the door and latch assembly so it pokes out the other side. Slide the base of the second knob onto the end of the spindle. Fasten with the screws.

Houseplants have been going in and out of vogue ever since the early Greeks and Romans starting bringing their plants in from the outdoors. The Victorians loved their potted palms and the 70s wouldn't have been the same without ferns and spider plants everywhere. Current style dictates a lighter hand with the green things, but the truth is the benefits houseplants confer should make us consider them a necessity rather than an object of decor. And these two potted plants are going to die unless someone waters them, so show me where I'm bringing my watering can to.

An electronic keyboard or digital keyboard is an electronic musical instrument, an electronic or digital derivative of keyboard instruments. Electronic keyboards are capable of recreating a wide range of instrument sounds with less complex sound synthesis. Electronic keyboards are usually dedicated for home users, beginners and other non-professional users. They typically have unweighted keys. The least expensive models do not have velocity-sensitive keys; but mid- to high-priced models do have these feature. Home keyboards typically have little if any sound editing capacity. The user typically selects from a range of preset "voices" or sounds, which include imitations of many instruments and some electronic synthesizer sounds.

Sch-406, diesel-electric Soviet WWII submarine, Pike class X-bis series was lost without trace in Gulf of Finland at 1943. Sub's hull was found and identified in May 2017. Now we know, that sub was lost while trying to break thru German minefield Seeigel near Bolshoy Tuters island. more...

That crosswalk is in St. Petersburg, Russia, at Kanala Griboyedova, or something like that. Rick

When you are out in public and notice someone reading do you try and peek at what they're into? I try from time to time on the train and always mean to make a note of it, but by the time I get home I forget what magazine I saw. Perhaps you'll be able to tell me what issue of what magazine is she reading?

Barnes & Noble the largest retail bookseller in the United States, and one of the nation's leading retailers of content, digital media, and educational products. After a series of mergers and bankruptcies in the American bookstore industry since the 1990s, Barnes & Noble stands alone as the United States' sole remaining national bookstore chain. Previously, Barnes and Noble operated the chain of small B. Dalton Booksellers stores in malls until they announced the liquidation of the chain. Most stores sell books, magazines, newspapers, DVDs, graphic novels, gifts, games, toys, music, and Nook e?readers and tablets. As of January 6, 2017, the company operates 638 retail stores in all 50 U.S. states.

FRIDAY FLICK: After Dominic Toretto is recruited by a mysterious villainess hacker, he turns against his family and most importantly, goes on the wrong side of the law again. Now, the crew must unite to bring home the man who made them a family and stop her from unleashing chaos on a grand scale. So if you don't mind the Asian subtitles, here's Fast and Furious 8: The Fate of the Furious.

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