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Ernie's House of Whoopass! May 25, 2017
May 25, 2017

When All Else Fails, Just Play Dumb And Let Someone Else Fill In The Blanks.

Harley Quinn is a fictional supervillain appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics. The character was created by Paul Dini and Bruce Timm, and first appeared in Batman: The Animated Series in September 1992. In September 2013, DC Comics announced a contest for fans and artists, "Break into comics with Harley Quinn!", in which contestants were to draw Harley in four different suicide scenarios. This contest drew controversy not only because it was announced close to National Suicide Prevention Week, but because some artists did not like the sexualized portrayal of Harley in the fourth scenario, in which Harley attempts suicide while naked in her bath tub.

McBain is a fictional action movie hero played by the actor Rainier Wolfcastle in the McBain movies. His name is a play on the character John McClane of the Die Hard series, and his appearance and personality is inspired by Bruce Willis (sarcasm) and Arnold Schwarzenegger (towering height, extremely strong, limited emotional range and thick Austrian accent). McBain movies feature numerous action movie clichés, such as a policeman being gunned down just before retirement, guns that never run out ammunition, considerable (and often unnecessary) property damage, and cheesy one-liners.

So here's a challenge I'm a little fucking embarassed to be issuing, but I simply can't find any fucking information on this Space Max game. At first I thought it was a follow up to Family Pastimes' Max, but that doesn't appear to be the case. So what the fuck can you tell me about it?

Hi Ernie. I believe your gal is leaving her scent in a 2001 Ford F150 SuperCrew. You can see a picture here and here is a second picture showing the steering wheel. A salesman with some experience knows to stay on the drivers side of a vehicle. Martov

Ern – She's negotiating for a tenth generation (1997–2003) Ford F150 Super Cab pickup…don't ask what year – I ain't that good. Caveman

A pool noodle is a cylindrical piece of polyethylene foam, used by people of all ages while swimming. The most common dimensions are about 60 inches in length and 3 inches in diameter. Pool noodles are useful when learning to swim, for floating, for rescue reaching, in various forms of water play, and for aquatic exercise. People have used pool noodles as cheaper versions of the industrial pipe insulation inside buildings at a substantial cost savings, as the industrial version is about twice to four times as expensive.

GTE Corporation, formerly General Telephone & Electric Corporation, was the largest independent telephone company in the United States during the days of the Bell System. GTE provided local telephone service to a large number of areas of the U.S. through operating companies, much as American Telephone & Telegraph provided local telephone service through its 22 Bell Operating Companies. The company operated from 1926, with roots tracing further back than that, until 2000, when GTE merged with Bell Atlantic; the combined company took the name Verizon.

Hey Ernie, in order to fix that crack in the windshield you could go to Glass Doctor about 4.8 miles away, starting HERE to end up HERE. Ride easy my friend. -Sam

Ernie, the lady who forgot her assless chaps is in Jackson, Michigan at the intersection of N W Avenue and W. Argyle St. The closest place to get the windshield repaired is at Dave's Windshield Repair down on Washington Avenue. That one looks a little too cracked for repair, so I'd suggest replacement. Josh

Tasking you to find this night time view of the Palazzo wouldn't be a challenge at all, especially since we just had one that involved the Wynn and Treasture Island a week ago. So instead another Las vegas based challenge: find and identify this art display.

Lysol is a brand name of cleaning and disinfecting products distributed by Reckitt Benckiser. The line includes solutions for hard and soft surfaces, air treatment, and hand washing. The active ingredient in many of the Lysol products is benzalkonium chloride. In the late 1920s Lysol disinfectant began being marketed by maker Lysol, Incorporated and distributor Lehn & Fink, Inc. as a feminine hygiene product. It was claimed vaginal douching with a diluted Lysol solution prevented infections and vaginal odor, and thereby preserved youth and marital bliss. This Lysol solution was also used as a birth control agent, as post-coital douching was a popular method of preventing pregnancy at that time.

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