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Ernie's House of Whoopass! June 1, 2017
June 1, 2017

This One Is Up On Time So I've Got That Going For Me.

While the net worth of the average American varies wildly based upon a multitude of factors, let's use $301,000 as an average between the highest of Wall Street fat cats and the lowest of ditch diggers. Conversely, Tiger Woods' net worth is estimated to be around $740,000,000 and the car he was driving in his little dui fiasco costs $220,000 brand new. Now it wasn't totaled, mind you, just dinged up. But for the sake of argument, let's say it was completely destroyed and needs to be replaced. Putting this into perspective, Tiger Woods destroying his showroom condition 2015 Mercedes S65 AMG is as insignificant to him, as if you or I totaled a car we bought for $89.49 off Craigslist.

Seashells are often used whole and drilled, so that they can be threaded like beads, or cut into pieces of various shapes. Sometimes shells can be found that are already "drilled" by predatory snails of the family Naticidae. Fine whole shell necklaces were made by Tasmanian Aboriginal women for more than 2,600 years. The necklaces represent a significant cultural tradition which is still practised by Palawa women elders. The shells used include pearly green and blue-green maireener shells, brown and white rice shells, black cats' teeth shells and pink button shells. Naturally-occurring, beachworn, cone shell "tops" -- the broken-off spire of the shell, which often has a hole worn at the tip -- can function as beads without any further modification. In Hawaii these natural beads were traditionally collected from the beach drift in order to make puka shell jewelry.

For fans of classic cocktails like the pre-Prohibition Brandy Alexander, with its dose of sweet, dark crème de cacao, and for legions of chocolate martini fans cultivated in the 1990s, chocolate and happy hour go together like Romeo and Juliet. The relationship of chocolate and beverage alcohol is clearly built on a passionate foundation, and now a host of spirits and wine producers are spotlighting the romance between the popular couple, injecting the luxurious taste of chocolate directly into the bottle with unprecedented frequency.

Following the revolutions of 1848 in the German states, the Reichsadler -- "Imperial Eagle" -- was restored as a symbol of national unity: it became the coat of arms of the short-lived German Empire and subsequently the German Confederation from its restoration in 1850 until its dissolution in 1866. During Nazi rule, a stylised eagle combined with the Nazi swastika was made the national emblem (Hoheitszeichen) by order of Adolf Hitler in 1935. Despite its mediaeval origin, the term "Reichsadler" in common English understanding is mostly associated with this specific Nazi era version. The Nazi Party had used a very similar symbol for itself, called the Parteiadler, or "Party's eagle".

Your top heavy friend with the stainless steel hardware just got finished washing up a third generation Mazda MX-5 Miata after the 2008 facelift. Quite a change from your Audi TT bro. But if you want to bling it out with that chrome fuel door, I kind of have some bad news for you. You're looking for a Bully brand, non-locking, with finger groove on the right, from Pep-Boys. And it looks like they no longer carry those specifics, although a brushed aluminum one is on sale for $16.24 if you hurry. Hope the ankle is getting better! Mike

No update? give me what I need baby! Eric R

Yeah I fucked the dog on that one. I actually completed yesterday's update around the usual time -- noonish or so -- but got distracted and forgot to run the update script. Yesterday we had an appointment at a new vet for Bianca to get looked at, since she's developed these two lumps under the skin on her chest. They've been growing rather quickly -- never a good sign, especially in a 14 year old dog -- so I was half checked out yesterday. But the appintment went well and they turned out to be just benign fatty tumors. When we got back home I was sitting on the couch and checked the site via tablet and "holy shit!" So I posted the update rather late yesterday, around 7 o'clock or so. My bad! But while I have your attention and we're discussing things running late, when was the last day this photo could have been taken?

Here's a sea burial you may not have read about: Loyce Edward Deen, an Aviation Machinist Mate 2nd class, USNR, was a gunner on a TBM Avenger. On November 5, 1944, Deen's squadron participated in a raid on Manila where his plane was hit multiple times by anti-aircraft fire while attacking a Japanese cruiser. Deen was killed. The avenger's pilot, Lt Robert Cosgrove, managed to return to his carrier, the USS Essex. Both Deen and the plane had been shot up so badly that it was decided to leave him in the plane. It is the only time in US Navy history -- and probably US mlitary history -- that an aviator was buried in his aircraft after being killed in action. Rick

Ernie, I recognized that fountain in an instant, sine I was stationed at Schweinfurt for 7 years back in the 1990s. She is standing in front of the Mendebrunnen fountain right in the heart of Leipzig, Germany. Matt

Windsurfing is a surface water sport that combines elements of surfing and sailing. Recent innovations have included combining moves whilst airborne and one professional sailor, Ricardo Campello, has made attempts at a triple forward loop during a 2008 PWA competition. Wave riding, by contrast, is much closer to surfing in style, and involves the rider performing a series of top turns and cutbacks whilst riding an unbroken wave back to the shore. Unlike surfing, the rider does not utilise any sections of the wave that have started to barrel – although top wave sailors are able to incorporate aerial moves into their wave riding and will use overhanging lips to launch themselves out in front of the wave as part of this.

As the inventor of the original fidget spinner – the ubiquitous new toy that has quickly become a craze in playgrounds around the world – Catherine Hettinger should be enjoying the high life. But the Florida-based creator is not making a penny off her genius invention, even as global sales of the gadget she envisioned two decades ago as a way to entertain her seven-year-old daughter soar into the tens of millions and suppliers struggle to meet massive demand. Hettinger held the patent on finger spinners for eight years, but surrendered it in 2005 because she couldn't afford the $400 renewal fee.

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