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Ernie's House of Whoopass! June 2, 2017
June 2, 2017

Sure The World May Be Going To Hell, But This Last Week Has Been Absolute Gold For One-liners.

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Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is a 2016 American superhero film featuring the DC Comics characters Batman and Superman. Directed by Zack Snyder and distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures, the film is the second installment in the DC Extended Universe following 2013's Man of Steel. It is the first live-action film to feature Batman and Superman together, as well as the first live-action cinematic portrayal of Wonder Woman, Aquaman, The Flash and Cyborg.

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The first of today's challenges is for you sailing folks, and what is can you tell me what style of knot was used to tie this bumper to the bimini strut?

Ernie, I was looking at your post of the CNN story of the Japanese first lady's visit to Pearl Harbor and it reminded me of a story you might enjoy. I retired last year after 23 years in the Army, my first reenlistment was actually on the Arizona memorial. For military stationed in Hawaii they offer it as a reenlistment incentive that you can do the oath on the memorial, with your own flag raised on the memorials mast and keep the flag as a memento. In order to make that work the first boat out to the memorial on the days they do it is all reenlistment's and retirements. So you get there at least an hour early like most things in the Army, to make sure you are not late. I was standing around walking along the side of the path to the warf killing time and avoiding my Battalion commander who was there to do the reenlistment and waiting for the boat to load. The park ranger standing there started to talk to me as he was also former Army and I'm standing there in my Class A's. He tells me he really enjoys supporting that first boat of the day with all military, but a lot of the time the rest of the day chaps his ass. Mostly because he gets a lot of Japanese tourists. He explained he didn't necessarily hate Japanese people but he thought it was in poor taste them visiting the memorial. He said, "I bet there aren't a couple of hundred Americans a day wandering around Hiroshima and Nagasaki taking pictures". Then after we had been there a while he asked my wife and I if we wanted him to take a picture of us before we headed over and we said yes. He took two or three and handed the camera back and said not to worry he was pretty sure they were good ones (pre-digital camera days). I looked at him odd since it seemed unusual to say and he shook his head and said, "the Japanese tourists ask a lot too, and I always say yes and I cut their heads off in every fucking picture,...(smiles) warms my heart to think of them developing them after they get home." -CMF

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The second of today's challenges is a fucking doozie, so much so that I did a little CSI-zoom-and-enhance on some potential clues, hoping to help you out a little. Now this big brick/rock/concrete structure seems pretty unique, and I'm wondering if you can find it for me on Streetview so I can take a close look at it?

Hi Ernie, Got an infographic here that provides a timeline of science fiction movies and video games. Best Regards, David E

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Assuming the sign came down when they closed, the last day this photo could have been taken is 11/30/2009 which is the date the Rochester Wiki website says the Trip Hammer Grill closed its doors. - Todd

And today's final challenge for the weekend is either going to be 0% or 100% solvable. I don't think there are any clues that one can use to identify the location of this North/South sign, but I'm hoping someone from that locale -- California, perhaps? -- might recognize an area or route that's popular with motorcyclists and can share where to find it? I tried to find an uncropped photo -- I believe that's the makings of an August timestamp in the lower right corner -- but no joy.

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