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Ernie's House of Whoopass! June 12, 2017
June 12, 2017

Innocent Until Proven Guilty, What Kind Of Shit Is This?

I am pleased to report that Florida now has the most just Stand Your Ground laws in the entire country; placing the burden of proof on the state, instead of the defendant. This won't change the outcomes of any trial outcomes, but it may save some law abiding folks from spending hundrerds of thousands of dollars in legal fees to defend themselves from charges filed by politically motivated prosecutors. Yes, Angela Corey, we're looking at you.

The passenger steamer SS Warrimoo was quietly knifing its way through the waters of the mid-Pacific on its way from Vancouver to Australia. The navigator had just finished working out a star fix and brought the master, Captain John Phillips, the result. The Warrimoo's position was latitude 0 degrees x 31 minutes north and longitude 179 degrees x 30 minutes west. The date was 30 December 1899. Know what this means? First Mate Payton broke in, we're only a few miles from the intersection of the Equator and the International Date Line. Captain Phillips was prankish enough to take full advantage of the opportunity for achieving the navigational freak of a lifetime. He called his navigators to the bridge to check and double check the ships position. He changed course slightly so as to bear directly on his mark. Then he adjusted the engine speed. The calm weather and clear night worked in his favor. At midnight the Warrimoo lay on the Equator at exactly the point where it crossed the International Date Line. The consequences of this bizarre position were many. The forward part of the ship was in the Southern Hemisphere and the middle of summer. The stern was in the Northern Hemisphere and in the middle of winter. The date in the aft part of the ship was 31 December 1899. Forward it was 1 January 1900. This ship was therefore not only in two different days, two different months, two different seasons and two different years but in two different centuries-all at the same time. [source]

Lip augmentation is a type of cosmetic surgery or non-surgical procedure that aims to alter the appearance of the lips by increasing their fullness through enlargement using fillers. Since 2000, more products and techniques have been developed to make lip augmentation more effective and patient friendly. The relative ease of many injections is due to surgeons using tiny 30 gauge -- about as thick as a dozen human hairs -- needles that are used to inject the very sensitive lips. Nonetheless, topical anesthesias are often used for lip augmentation procedures. Common reactions can range from redness, swelling or itching at the injection sites, bleeding, uneven lips, movement of the implants or extrusion, which is when an implant breaks through the outermost surface of the skin.

Hey Ernie, That lovely pair of wings is at 525 Lincoln Road behind Cali's Boutique. Found an image match with the letters "QUE" visible in the pic, then located this article about the artist in Steamboat Today which includes this paragraph: "The mural is one of several supported by the Creative District through the Arts Council. Roth's career-first mural is the large pair of wings on the west side of the Kali's Boutique Building at 525 Lincoln, where so many people now pose for selfies." Bam! - Todd

Hey Ernie, the Angel Wings in Steamboat Springs (hey, that rhymes) you pictured are on Kali's Boutique. Located at 525 Lincoln Ave. Although you can not see it on streetview. Thanks Man. -Sam

Venom, or the Venom Symbiote, is a fictional character appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics, commonly in association with Spider-Man. Venom was originally conceived as a supervillain, but has since become more of an antihero. Venom is a Symbiote, a sentient alien, with a gooey, almost liquid-like form. As with real-world symbiotes, it requires a host, usually human, to bond with for its survival. After bonding, the Symbiote endows its enhanced powers upon the host. When the Venom Symbiote bonds with a human, that new dual-life form refers to itself as "Venom".

I'm not entirely convinced you'll be able to find this credit union's ATM machine because there isn't much to go on and that seems to be a stand alone photo, but you should be able to find where this Trump rally -- and it's counter protest -- were held.

Hi Ernie. After spending a good 10 minutes trying to even find a ship in the picture, I think it may be an Oliver Hazard Perry Class Frigate. Thanks for the ongoing fun, Cheers, Ian

It's an Oliver Hazard Perry class frigate, you can tell from the three weapons directors on the superstructure just forward of the mast. Douglas

Hi Ernie, The silhouette looks like Oliver Hazard Perry-class frigate (FFG) or more likely an Adelaide-class which is the Australian version of the same platform. I've seen them being decommissioned at various Navy bases and shipyards and I'm not sure if there are any left in the US inventory. -Bill

Another little Oliver Hazard Perry tidbit regardingf the ship's noted durability: "On July 14, 2016, USS Thach took over 12 hours to sink after being used in a live-fire, SINKEX during naval exercise RIMPAC 2016. During the exercise, the ship was directly or indirectly hit with the following ordnance: a Harpoon missile from a South Korean submarine, another Harpoon missile from the Australian frigate HMAS Ballarat, a Hellfire missile from an Australian SH-60S helicopter, another Harpoon missile and a Maverick missile from US maritime patrol aircraft, another Harpoon missile from the cruiser USS Princeton, additional Hellfire missiles from an American SH-60S Navy helicopter, a 2,000-pound Mark 84 bomb from a US Navy F/A-18 Hornet, a GBU-12 Paveway laser-guided 500-pound bomb from a US Air Force B-52 bomber, and a Mark 48 torpedo from an unnamed US Navy submarine. [video]

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