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Ernie's House of Whoopass! June 26, 2017
June 26, 2017

Ah Shit, it's Monday Again.

Imagine you are driving down the road and out of nowhere a deer sprints out of the woods and into your car. This actually happens quite often, while nationwide statistics are not available, in 2010 experts estimate that 30,866 deer were hit by cars in New Jersey alone. Now imagine that instead of deer, the animal you hit is a cow or a horse that has gotten loose from a nearby farm. While a deer will certainly damage your vehicle, having a collision with a cow will put some serious dents in your car. So who is responsible for the damage when a farm animal wanders onto the highway? As with most things insurance related, the answer will vary depending on the state that you live in.

Fin type antennas are shaped like shark fins and go by the trade name of LPA; Low Profile Antennas.When first introduced to the market, the fin type antennas did not have radio functions, and instead served such purposes as mobile communication and GPS. In 2010, fin type antennas with radio functions were introduced, and have been adopted in many vehicles ever since. In contrast to conventional black rod type antennas, they were developed with an emphasis on design as to synchronize with the car body. These antennas are not prone to theft as they are fully attached to the car body, unlike rod type antennas which could be dismantled. Also, since they are short, drivers need not worry about bumping their antennas in parking garages with low ceilings.

Nachos originated in the city of Piedras Negras, Coahuila, Mexico, just over the border from Eagle Pass, Texas. In 1943, the wives of U.S. soldiers stationed at Fort Duncan in nearby Eagle Pass were in Piedras Negras on a shopping trip, and arrived at the restaurant after it had already closed for the day. The maître d'hôtel, Ignacio "Nacho" Anaya, invented a new snack for them with what little he had available in the kitchen: tortillas and cheese. Anaya cut the tortillas into triangles, fried them, added shredded cheddar cheese, quickly heated them, added sliced pickled jalapeño peppers, and served them. The popularity of the dish swiftly spread throughout Texas and the Southwest. Can you find the bench where this fat guy is eating his nachos?

A long time ago, back in December 2016, You were looking for this two boarded wooden park bench, well I found it, It's in a small park across the street from "The Plough" pub at 104 High Road, West Byfleet, United Kingdom. Rick

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WTF Ernie? WTF you? What is this 1996 and you're running AOL's browser? It's a fucking NSFW site -- meaning it's a site that can't generate income through SFW banner ads, so the only alternative for them (or any adult site) to generate revenue is through the occasional popup or interstatial. The only way this becomes an issue is if you're running some busted ass browser like Internet Explorer 3.0. So take off your your Reebok Pumps and your Starter jacket and your Bugle Boy jeans, uncrimp your Ramen noodle hair, put your fucking Tamagotchi down next to your Beanie Baby collection, uninstall Napster and run Firefox or Chrome like the rest of us.

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