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Ernie's House of Whoopass! August 2, 2017
August 2, 2017

Gotta be Quick Today, Patching Some Drywall This Afternoon.

A pogo stick is a device for jumping off the ground in a standing position, through the aid of a spring, or new high performance technologies, often used as a toy, exercise equipment or extreme sports instrument. It consists of a pole with a handle at the top and footrests near the bottom, and a spring located somewhere along the pole. The spring joins two sections of the pole, which extends below the footpads. The jumper places his feet on the footpads while balancing on the pole, then jumps up or down with a bending action of the knees to add or subtract energy in the spring. When the spring is at full compression or extension, the jumper is lifted by the recoil of the spring, being launched several inches or feet into the air. This process is repeated to maintain a periodic bounce and the pogo stick can be steered by shifting one's weight off the centerline of the spring in the desired horizontal direction thus producing horizontal locomotion.

Native American Indians were a deeply spiritual people and they communicated their history, thoughts, ideas and dreams from generation to generation through Symbols and Signs such as the Kokopelli symbol. Kokopelli is a fertility deity of some Southwest Native American cultures. Kokopelli is usually depicted as a hunchbacked, dancing flute player. Kokopelli is often depicted with a large phallus and wearing antlers or horns on his head.

Kryptronic has been developing cutting edge ecommerce software since 1999. The company started life as a small web development firm in Baltimore, Maryland (USA). Services provided to both nationally known and local clients included Kryptronics' full site software and graphic development, Internet site hosting and ongoing support. Seeing how they're a tech company, I presume they're not responsible for this package on the wall for sale. Any ideas what this may be?

Hey Ernie, If you have a bag of weed and no way to fire it up, peddle your metrobike on over to 3rd Street in Los Angeles. Known as the "Bong District" all those stores across the street sell marijuana paraphernalia. Far out man! By the way, the girl in the picture is HOT!!! - John

Your bike rider is Amberleigh West?. She's in LA according to the photographer, @gregoriophotography Which makes it easy to find this. -Allen in Dallas.

Created in 1917 as a non-skid basketball shoe, the All Star was originally promoted for its superior court performance by basketball mastermind Chuck Taylor. But over the decades, something incredible happened: The sneaker, with its timeless silhouette and unmistakable ankle patch, was organically adopted by rebels, artists, musicians, dreamers, thinkers and originals. With its classic silhouette, the maroon Chuck Taylor All Star is among the world's most iconic sneakers—an unmistakable symbol of everyday comfort and cultural authenticity.

Okay, kind of a softball for you folks still finding your legs on streetview/3d view... find me this white outhouse.

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