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Ernie's House of Whoopass! August 17, 2017
August 17, 2017

We Are Imprisoned In The Realm Of Life, Like A Sailor On His Tiny Boat, On An Infinite Ocean. -- Anna Freud

Have you ever wondered why cold water takes your breath away? It's called the cold shock response. When the cold receptors in your skin are all suddenly stimulated they cause an involuntary gasp and, for about a minute after that, hyperventilation. If you fall into chilly water, the cold shock response will kill you long before hypothermia does. Either that first gasping breath will fill your lungs with water and drown you instantly, or the hyperventilation will make swimming almost impossible. In the United States, 67% of drowning victims are strong swimmers, and over half of those are within ten feet of the shore or the side of their boat when they drown.

Calcutta Tackle Backpacks are designed for anglers who demand quality and performance. This multi functional back pack has tons of storage and pockets for all your fishing and traveling needs. Designed and tested by Team Calcutta's experienced anglers, Calcutta's Framed Tackle Backpack has an internal frame designed for stability and function, holds three 360 trays, fold-out lure storage pockets, water proof pouch system, padded pockets, breathable foam back support and padded straps makes this the ultimate backpack for every fisherman.

Belva Plain was a best-selling American author of mainstream fiction, born in New York City in 1915. Before breaking into publishing, Belva Plain wrote short stories for magazines while raising her three children. She sold her first story to Cosmopolitan at age 25 and "contributed several dozen to various women's magazines until she had three children in rapid succession." Her first novel, Evergreen, was published in 1978. It topped the New York Times bestseller list for 41 weeks and was made into a TV miniseries. In 1986 she published The Golden Cup; in this magnificent return to the world of Evergreen, Henrietta Roth, an extraordinary woman, fights to control her destiny; and three turbulent generations come vividly to life against a background of immigrant struggle, war, and passion.

Hi Ernie, Got a pretty strange infographic here which shows which North American cities have the most registered sperm donors with Co-ParentMatch. Any chance you can post it on Ehowa? Kind Regards, David

CHALLENGE #4: Waking up to ocean breezes is the stuff that dreams are made of, but Atlantic sun and salt in the air means regular maintenance on homes located near the ocean, and so they do come with their share of challenges. Coastal homes are frequently exposed to harsh elements like moisture-fraught air, bright sunlight, strong winds, and saltwater corrosion. To build a sturdy home that can withstand Mother Nature's temper, you must use proper building materials and techniques. Homes within a few streets of the coast could realistically expect annual or biennial maintenance to painted surfaces. What color is that grey peaked house now?

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