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So Where The Fuck Did EHOWA Go?

So by far and wide, EHOWA is ExpressCoLo's oldest customer. So old in fact, that the DNS records were the sole living occupant of their oldest DNS server. And when I mean oldest server, I mean the fucking thing had 40 pin IDE hard drives. Well, after 15+ years those drives finally gave out and when it died, our DNS records died with it. And so while the EHOWA servers were still alive and kicking, they weren't seeing any traffic because no one out there on the internet knew how to get to them. Anyway, that's since been resolved -- ironically enough by Tom, the guy who has been our tech guy right from day one oh so many years ago -- and needless to say the sites are all back up and running.

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