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August 28, 2015

Erika, You Bitch. Hurricane Preparations Start Today.

If you own a 2003 Buick LeSabre, you'll be surprised to learn the battery to you Buick is located under the rear passenger seat. If you put your fingers between the seat itself and the back rest and pull outwards it will pop out, and the battery under the seat. If you are going to replace your battery, be sure not to discard the rubber tube that connects to the battery. This vents to gases produced the battery to the atmosphere. I would jump the vehicle from under the hood and drive it around to fully charge the battery before replacement. The positive jump terminal is on the passenger side. under the hood.

The Kingsford Company was formed by Henry Ford and E.G. Kingsford during the early 1920s, and manufactured charcoal was developed from Ford Motor Company's factory waste wood scrap. Today, the Kingsford Products Company remains the leading manufacturer of charcoal in the US, enjoying 80 percent market share. One of the best ways to light Kingsford charcoal briquets is with Kingsford's lighter fluid; packaged in a convenient squeeze bottle, this odorless liquid lacks the foul chemical smell you expect from lighter fluid, but it catches quickly to get you ready for grilling.

I don't consider myself a sports guru, so perhaps someone else recognizes this football team's logo painted on the 50 yard line?

Before anyone gets their panties in a wad about Walmart phasing out AR-15 sales, please take a minute to read this note from a Walmart manager. In short, there's a glut of AR-15s on the market that resulted from the post-Sandy Hook production ramp up. Walmart has been selling the ARs they had at a loss just to get rid of them. So until the market stabilizes, they're focusing on other (more profitable) firearms for now. And yes, Walmart will continue to sell ammo as usual. Or you can choose to sign up for your free 30-Day Sportsman's Guide Club Membership and Double Discount coupon you'll get 20% off footwear, clothing and gear, and 10% off ammo.

Decades ago, families often spent more quality time together. There were significantly fewer distracting options than there are today, where we now cope with 300 channels on the television, personal computers, and sophisticated video games. Family game night is something that could work for families and encourage spending quality time together. Think it will be difficult to schedule the time? DVR one or two of your regular television shows and watch them after the kids go to sleep for the night.

Hey Ernie, it looks like the catamaran with galvanic action on the chain is moored in Great Harbor on Jost Van Dyke, BVI. Where they can slip over to North Latitude Marina in the background for fuel, ice and a quick rinse after having a cool refreshing beverage at Foxy's.

Just in case no one has gotten this one yet, those ladies are wearing their Chicago Girls Extreme! t-shirts. It appears to be a defunct site showcasing the lovely girls of Chicago. Cameron

The Harman/Kardon TU 9400 AM/FM tuner from the 1990s is a solid little performer in very clean condition. It lacks some of the frills of other tuners – it never came with a remote, for instance – but it does the job very well, drawing stations with ease and clarity. The TU-9400 features 24 presets for instant recall of frequencies as well as any customized settings for each, an auxiliary AC outlet on the rear panel, and a Hi-Blend switch to reduce noise from weaker stations.

Remember the Ronda Rousey porn parody? Well here's the teaser trailer. You're welcome.

The only way to truly fix the broken and overburdened NICS background check system is to scrap it entirely, and redirect the funds toward fixing mental health treatment, fixing the justice system, and supporting law enforcement. Because guess what kids, the instant background check system doesn't fucking work.

And so far, no one can tell me what the fuck this folding white thing is.

August 27, 2015

She Loves The.... Well, You Know.

While I'm not a fan of Donald Trump, in his latest showdown he ordered Univision anchor Jorge Ramos out of a news conference Tuesday, telling him to "go back to Univision." Ramos, who like Trump is known for his confrontational style, didn't back down until he was escorted out of the room by security. Eventually, Ramos was invited back, where he sparred with Trump over the Republican candidate's immigration proposals. If you have a difficult time digesting what happened, perhaps this will bring things into focus for you.

In the second installment of Karl Ove Knausgaard's monumental six-volume masterpiece, the character moves to Stockholm, where, having left his wife, he leads a solitary existence. He strikes up a deep friendship with another exiled Norwegian, a Nietzschean intellectual and boxing fanatic named Geir. He also tracks down Linda, whom he met at a writers' workshop a few years earlier and who fascinated him deeply. My Struggle: Book 2 is at heart a love story--the story of Karl Ove falling in love with his second wife.

Meet 26 year old Darcie Arahill. During the week the tanned and toned blond babe is an office manager and book keeper; on the weekend she battles deep-sea monsters on a 23-foot boat while wearing nothing but a bikini. Tuna, swordfish, Mahi Mahi -- and on occasion an 8 foot bull shark -- all fall prey to her rod and reel off the coast of Florida.

Growing up, I always wondered what being on the "dirty side" of the hurricane meant. After moving to Florida, I figured it was in my best interest to learn the answer. Since most hurricanes in the Atlantic basin follow a northwesterly track -- originating low in the Atlantic off the western coast of Africa and moving up and left (north and east) into the US's eastern seaboard. In short, on one side the storm's movement in relation to the ground is added to the wind speed; on the other side the storm's movement is subtracted from the wind speed. And that's ladies and germs, is why you never want to be in the right front quadrant of a hurricane.

Hi Ernie, Just finished off working on a blog post with some funny plumbing related pictures. Best Regards, David

Hey Ern, I have been to this spot several times in my adventures. I LOVE New Orleans. So much music, food, and Shenanigans. Well, the place where the girl in the green boots is prancing around is the corner of Bourbon St and St. Louis. If you look to the right of the girls, in the doorway, you will see the glass panes above the doors match. The big building is off to the distance. Also, the Hustler Barely Legal club sign (red white and blue sign) matches. As always, love the site and the challenges. Tom

While I feel pretty comfortable stating that Contestant Number 1 is in the lead of this wet-tshirt contest, hell if I can make out where it's being hosted? Is that Chicago Club?

Okay, I'll admit these are more cool than practical but... Cold Steel 22" kukri machete for $17.84 and since there's free shipping on any order $35 or more, buy two and boom! because doing that is a shit ton eaier than doing this.

A little sweet, a little sentimental, but packing contemporary color punch, pink roses are your go-to multipurpose roses. It's said that darker pink roses are symbolic of gratitude and appreciation, while lighter pinks are associated with gentleness and admiration. So whether you're sending thanks, cheering up a friend, or a recognizing a romantic occasion, pink roses get it right every time.

These are the fuckers that got Pelosi to screw the Samoans on the Federal minimum wage. Also her old man is a big stock holder. Fuck 'em where they breath. Cheers, Pet.

I think I Love Berlin now, too! You're looking for this place, though the Streetview is a little dated (Oct 2009) so it's not an Apple store just yet. If you turn around, you can see the empty shop windows, clock in the median, and balconies across the street all match. lt-dan

I don't know that I would call this last photo a challenge, so much as I am asking what the fuck is this folding white thing? I must have stared at that picture for twenty minutes. It looks like it would make a nice folding gangplank between two boats, but it's too high and doesn't look sturdy enough to suppose the weight of a person. But you can see the segment and the aluminum (?) rails that support the side. A folding table, perhaps? Seriously, what the fuck is it?

Burger King: Hey McDonalds, Hows about we combine our two dignature burgers and call it the McWhopper? What do you say, bruh? MsDonalds: How's about you fuck off, bruh.

Anheuser-Busch tried to disprove the theory that all light beers taste the same in a new $50 million campaign for Bud Light, accompanied by the tagline: "The difference is drinkability." The new work seems to be a response to MillerCoor's strategy to take on the No. 1 beer brand by positioning Miller Lite as a beer that offers "great taste" and Coors Light as "The world's most refreshing beer."

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August 26, 2015

I've got $50 That Says Love Triangle. Disgruntled Employee? Huh.

Police are looking for a suspect who opened fire on WDBJ7 photographer Adam Ward and reporter Alison Parker. This happened during a live broadcast around 6:45 a.m. -- don't worry, disturbing but not graphic.

Built on the B platform, the Dodge B-series full-size vans entered production for the 1971 model year. Due to a one-welded-piece "Uniframe" design, the Dodge platform was lighter and stronger and featured a lower cargo floor than the competition, at the expense of noise, vibration, and harshness. The resulting lower center of gravity improved handling versus the competing products. As such, the B-series van was popular for cab-over motorhome conversion until Chrysler Corporation's egress from that market during their financial difficulties in the late 1970s.

Yes, this is the fucking guy over 300,000 people want to moderate the next Presidential debate. And somehow it's Trump making a mockery of things.

The Constitution of Norway was signed at Eidsvoll on May 17 in the year 1814. The constitution declared Norway to be an independent kingdom in an attempt to avoid being ceded to Sweden after Denmark–Norway's devastating defeat in the Napoleonic Wars. Observed on May 17 each year, Norwegian Constitution Day is the National Day of Norway and is an official national holiday. It is tradition for the Trondhjems Studentersangforening -- the nation's second oldest male choir and the city's second oldest fraternity after Samfundet itself -- to sing by the statue of Olav Tryggvason, as they do every year on Norway's Constitution Day.

I know all the latest rage is about the iPhone 6, but I'd really prefer to test out the classic lines of the older iPhone 5. Can you show me where this display is located, so I can get a close look?

Hi Ernie, Got an infographic here with the best Don Draper put downs from the TV show Mad Men. Even if you haven't seen the show they are still pretty funny. Have a great weekend. David

This aired on my local news tonight. When will America stand up to these politically correct fuckwits? Shane

So is it Common Core or Common Whore? Ryan

First, the good news: Google wants to make it easy for people to consider using solar power for their homes. Today it launched a tool called Project Sunroof, which uses Google Maps data to calculate your roof's solar energy potential. Now the bad news: this is a list of places Project Sunroof currently services. My suspicion is it won't be of much use for another few months.

We all remember the Breaking Bad finale with the oscillating M60 machine gun in the trunk of Walt's Caddy. The question is, would that wor in real life? Well, Adam and Jamie take a look.

Google lies about eBay. They do not have any of these tshirts for sale.

Since U.S. military police officers are members of the armed forces, they are prohibited from enacting domestic law enforcement powers under the Posse Comitatus Act, a federal law passed in 1878. MPs may enforce certain limited powers, such as traffic stops, on access roads and other federal property not necessarily within the boundaries of their military base or installation. The only way MPs are allowed to enforce law and order outside the military realm as stated above is when martial law is in effect. When combined, the Posse Comitatus Act and Insurrection Act place significant limits on presidential power to use the military police in a law enforcement capacity.

August 25, 2015

Yeah, I Guess Life Can Be Kind Of A Dick Sometimes.

At first galvanic corrosion on an anchor chain may be only a cosmetic matter. It can mess up your chain locker and your deck as you pull it onboard and it can lend a galvanic corrosiony stain to your deck if you let a length of it lie there. But a little superficial corrosion doesn't necessarily mean that the chain is weakened. It may even add some temporary protection against the inevitable encroachment of deeper corrosion. Galvanic corrosion will come. It'll come as you use the chain and, it's my experience that it'll come even quicker as you allow the chain to fester in coils down in the chain locker covered with residue from salt water.

The dumbbell is a piece of equipment used in weight training; they can be used individually or in pairs, with one in each hand. By the early 17th century, the familiar shape of the dumbbell, with two equal weights attached to a handle, had appeared. There are twomain types of dumbbell: Adjustable dumbbells consist of a metal bar and weight plates are slid onto the outer portions and secured with clips or collars; and Fixed-weight dumbbells consist of cast iron, sometimes coated with rubber or neoprene for comfort.

It was earlier this money when Brad asked my thoughts on small-of-back carry and I also featured an article highlighting the pros and cons of appendix carry. I would like to reiterate... neither are suitable for n00bs. And yes, I still consider myself a n00b.

Topless demonstrators across the country took to the streets on Sunday to celebrate National Topless Day. In New York, activists marched through midtown Manhattan for a Nipple Pride Parade organized by GoTopless, a group dedicated to demonstrating "women have the same constitutional right that men have to go bare-chested in public." Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find these family friendly breasts.

Ernie, Found the United Meat Market @217 Prospect Park West, NYC,, but couldn't tell if the sidewalk was fixed because of a big-ass Tree of Life truck seemed to be blocking the tree where she was standing. It was not fixed as of October 2013. Russ

Hey Ernie, That orthodontics pic that was posted today is right in my neck of the woods! In fact, it's about 2 miles from where in used to live in Lakewood, CO. She is sitting right about here. Just about 1/2 mile from that location, and even closer to where I used to live, is the self serve car wash. I can't remember the name of it, but the car wash is in the center of this screen shot. Mike in Denver

I suspect the buildings in the background will enable you to show me there the girl with the green galoshes was splashing through puddles.

I'll preface this by saying I hate social experiment videos. ABC's What Would You Do started the trend and I couldn't wait until one of their scenarios escalated to physical violence. And of course now that every swinging dick has a GoPro and a Youtube account, they started making their way onto the web as well. Such was the case here, where a blogger decided to test the difference in people's reactions when they heard a whining puppy trapped in a hot car, versus a crying baby. Don't worry, not real live subjects, just recordings. It's all fun and games until the 3m20s mark when the guy with a carbide tipped glass breaker smashes out your driver side window. Meanwhile, in Detroit.

Hey Ernie, Okay buddy, I finally cracked both challenges, the car wash girl is at the USA Car Wash in Lakewood Colorado. I couldn't be sure until I found this site with a shot of her vacuuming out her pierced hoo-hah and this site. Still wasn't positive, put I found this photo which shows the vacuum matches as well as the signage on the wall of the bay. I started off with finding the orthodontist's office and then locating all the locations where she is having a Naked Night Out wearing the same black shoes and wristwatch. Seems every place was along Alameda Ave in Lakewood, Co. Just a matter of looking at all the car washes til I found a match. I couldn't tell if the sidewalk was fixed, because the latest Streetview has a truck blocking the view. I located the photagraphers web page and in the comments we mentioned what part of Brooklyn he took this. More of Jasmin here. Keep 'em coming, Tim

A red suit is a staple in any woman's closet. Not only is it a bold color to wear, but a unique business wear outfit for a variety of occasions. Perfect to layer different alternating tops underneath, a red suit includes a variety of pieces making it great for all year. I want you to find where that one was.

An American distance runner lost a bronze medal after one of those all-too-common cringeworthy moments in track events: She celebrated too early.

I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it? It's like when you put your head to the grass and you can hear the growin' and you can hear the insects. Do you like Beethoven?


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