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December 17, 2014

Jesus Fucking Christ, Do We Need Tort Reform In This Country, or What.

And from the Who-The-Fuck-Didn't-See-This-Coming department, the families of 9 of the 26 Sandy Hook victims are suing... you guess it, the gun store where Lansa's mother purchased the gun TWO FUCKING YEARS EARLIER, a distributing company called Camfour, and of course, Bushmaster themselves because made the fucking gun. In the lawsuit, the plaintiff's attorneys claim, "The AR-15 was specifically engineered for the United States military to meet the needs of changing warfare. In fact, one of the army's specifications for the AR-15 was that it has the capability to penetrate a steel helmet." For those of you non AR-15 savvy, this military weapon comparison is the equivilant to doing this.

And even though the inflated number of school shootings has been consistently debunked by several sources -- CNN and Politifact -- the gun control groups just can't stop with the lies. So you know what, fuck those guys.

Magic Hat Brewing Company was formed in 1994 in Burlington, Vermont. It brews four year-round beers and several seasonal products and one-off batches. By 2005 it had 64 employees, but in 2008 the company purchased Pyramid Breweries, makers of the Pyramid and MacTarnahan's brands, expanding to 129 employees. In 2010 Magic Hat was acquired by North American Breweries of Rochester, New York. In December 2012, the parent company was purchased by Cerveceria Costa Rica, a unit of the Costa Rican company Florida Ice & Farm Co.

Ernie, It's been awhile since I've contributed, but I've got a couple links for you. The first is about The Christmas Story from Mental Floss. The second could either ruin or perfect every "where was this photo taken" challenge you've ever posted. Merry Christmas bud, ----M Leach p.s. The wife sent in 5 bills to LBEH. You're kicking ass for making this happen.

This one took me a while but I found it. She's at the corner of Greenwich St. and Powell St. San Francisco. She might be going to visit the graffiti truck parked up the hill. RJ

I'd bet a lot of you would be really surprise if you understood exactly how much thought I put into these photo challenges. For example, if you're not feeling well during your drive through Los Angeles? Consider stopping by Ideal Pharmacy, as they have homeopathic remedies. But that's an easy one to track down; no so much with the VIP Video Store. Here's a close up of the bag to aid you in your journey.

Model Hope Dworaczyk from Port Lavaca, Texas is most famous for her work with Playboy, but she's also a familiar face to viewers of Celebrity Apprentice and the E! network's Inside Fashion. In 2010, Hope was selected as Playboy's Playmate of the Year following an appearance on the cover during the previous year.

Hey Ernie, I thought you would get a kick out of this. Karbach is a local brewery here in Houston, and they do great work. This is their Christmas offering. - Joel

Welp, that didn't last long at all. By 5:00 PM MST, Cabelas showed them all Unavailable. Damn, coulda used a couple more for my P250. D

Sorry dude. See: strike while the iron is hot, make hay while the sun shines, get while the getting is good, early bird gets the worm, carpe diem, timing is everything, it's the early bird that catches the worm. Although as a curious note, the $22.49 price still shows for Sig's 1911 line, both full size and compact. And since I was able to find some .22 ammo at my local Walmart, I'll soon be off to grab a few bulk packs. You should, too.

There are different kinds of masks for different purposes: deep-cleansing, by penetrating the pores; healing acne scars or hyper-pigmentation; brightening, for a gradual illumination of the skin tone. Some masks are designed to dry or solidify on the face, almost like plaster; others just remain wet. The perceived effects of a facial mask treatment include revitalizing, healing, or refreshing; and, may yield temporary or long-term benefits. Clay and mud masks suit oily and some "combination" skin types, while cream-based masks tend to suit dry and sensitive skin types.



December 16, 2014

That's Exactly How I Feel This Time Of The Year.

When it comes to flying with sex toys and other adult entertainment devices, the applicable TSA rules are no different that rules applied to other passenger items. While the TSA has no rules against flying with sex toys in general, there are some sex toys and sex toy accessories which may be restricted because of existing TSA rules on hazardous and prohibited items. There have been a number of cases where TSA representatives exposed passengers to unnecessary embarrassment because the passenger was traveling with a sex toy.

I was going to challenge you to find where this laundromat is, but turns out it's on Le Cap d'Agde and unfortunately Streetview doesn't go that specific location.

"Hey, you don't sweat much for a fat girl." There are some things you're never supposed to say on a date. And as we all know, first dates are very important, because first impressions last forever. And since most dates are basically sentence exchanges as means of negotiating sex, you have to be really careful with the weigh of your words. So, just to make sure, in case you're saying one of these things, maybe you want to get them out of your repertoire.

Thirty years ago, before the first Starbucks latte was served, Starbucks created a special new blend of coffee as a gift for its customers. When Starbucks first introduced Christmas Blend, the company hoped it would develop a small, loyal following. But customers quickly snapped up the coffee just as soon as it arrived, buying it to give as a gift for friends and family or as a special addition to a holiday meal. In the days leading up to Christmas Eve, the stores were selling Christmas Blend just as quickly as it could be scooped and packaged. This holiday, Starbucks' 30 Years Bright tradition continues with a variety of Christmas Blend coffees in half-pound bags for holiday gift-giving.

The Shell gas station is at the corner of Balboa and Van Owen in the San Fernando Valley. If you look a few blocks north on Google maps you can see a plane flying through the satellite view. Jefferson

Finally, going to LA so my wife can be back home pays off. These images were taken at the corner of Vanowen and Balboa near the Van Nuys airport. The Subway and the Gamestop in the background kind of helped. Looks like they painted the place since the pic was taken. Love the site and keep up the good work. DJ

Attention Sig handgun owners: if you remember back in June, I posted a link enabling you to buy this Sig SP2022 (MSRP $585 with night sights) for a paltry $399 shipped. And to put a cherry on top of that deal, if you purchased a new Sig pistol, Sig would send you two extra magazines ($46 each)and a Sig pistol bag. if you recall, I even posted a pic of everything once it came in a couple of weeks later. I bring all of this back up because right now Cabelas is offering ALL FACTORY SIG MAGAZINES for $22.49, with free shipping over $49. So if you want to stock up on some real Sig OEM magazines for short money, that's your chance. Or if you're like me and like to cut right to the bone, pick up two magazines, add two boxes of 12 gauge buckshot and viola! You have a $49.56 order eligible for free shipping! So now I've got a very nice $769 handgun setup ($585 + $46 + $46 + $46 + $46) with 6 magazines for only $444 ($399 + $45) bucks.

Also if you've paid attention, you know I'm a huge fan of old Smith and Wesson revolvers. I've previously told you about my father's Model 64, the really nice Model 36 Chief's Special I picked up from a local plumber, these two old Model 66 that I switched grips on, and of course Lord Humungus. And after dusting these old safe queens off for some cleaning and oiling, it's neat to get a sneak peek behind the scenes at the S&W factory.

Searched for more images and found these. Then looked for Liquor Banks. It's in Van Nuys CA at the corner of Vanowen and Balboa. Barry

So the naked lambo chick pic is taken in the San Fernando Valley in Los Angeles at the corner of Balboa Blvd & Vanowen. Found through a reverse image search and I noticed a voyeurweb link popped up which gave me 9 pics total. It also had the street names listed at the top and I verified through street view. You can see the Game Stop from the pics in this view. Richard

If you're ever in San Francisco, specifically at the corner of Tehama Street and 9th street, you'll notice that Adas's Market has replaced their sign sometime after 2008.

McDonalds, Burger King, a hardware store, a pet store, I grew up as a jack of all trades. I saw things I'd rather forget there, from thieving employees to shifting definitions of "cleanliness." Everything was done behind a secretive veil that would scare any customer into never trusting the places they shop again. These shocking confessionals from the employees who serve your food, fix your computer, and sell you clothes may make you afraid to ever leave your home again. They're brutally honest, almost to the point where you will regret ever visiting these popular destinations.

Oriflame Cosmetics is a cosmetics group, founded in 1967 in Sweden by the brothers Jonas af Jochnick and Robert af Jochnick. The company sells personal care, assessories and nutritional products. The company began operations in 1967 in Sweden and today has a presence in over 60 countries worldwide. The company has over 3.5 million marketing associates worldwide with annual sales of €1.5 billion. As of 2007, Oriflame Cosmetics reported an independent sales force of 2,242,500 people.


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December 15, 2014

Halfway Through December? No Please, Don't Get Up.

So far LBEH has 103 tickets completed with another 4 pending and 12 new apps that came in fresh yesterday. If you have not donated yet because for some reason you aren't in the Christmas spirit yet, let this serve as a warning to you.

So take a close look at this photo, paying particular attention to the stickers on the side of the armoire -- if we're being completely honest I'm not sure if WHITEBOY isnt a race thing? Any idea what these stickers are for?

The House of the Mosque is a Dutch-language novel by Iranian writer Kader Abdolah, published in 2005. The book follows the life of an Iranian family during the regime of Shah Mohammad Reza Pahlavi, through the Iranian revolution of 1979 and the installment of the Khomeini government, and ends after Khomeini's death. Much of the plot takes place in a fictitious historical city of Senedjan, three hours by train from Qom. In the presentation of real historical events, many names and locations are altered, so that the novel does not pretend to be an accurate description of the historical situation. The English language translation of The House of the Mosque (Dutch: Het huis van de moskee) was published in January 2010.

Yeah, I know sometimes these foreign challenges lost in translation, which is why there was only one person able to find the location of this guy fishing in Russia, but we had a 18 people nail this spired building in Germany, the first of whom was...

Hey buddy. The European architecture is the back of the Berlin Cathedral in Berlin. Here is sort of a street view. take care, Eric

Hey Ernie. I found it, Petersburg Social Commercial Bank, in Saint Petersburg Russia.The construction is further along and the billboards have been changed, and Google Earth didn't crash like it did in downtown Barcelona. Rick

Since Christmas is right around the corner, I want you to show me on Streetview exactly where Mrs Claus was when this photo was taken. Hint: think San Francisco, somwehere near Castro Coffee Company.

The Three Graces is an oil painting by Italian painter Raphael, housed in the Musée Condé of Chantilly, France. The date of origin has not been positively determined, though it seems to have been painted at some point after his arrival to study with Pietro Perugino in about 1500, possibly 1503-1505. According to James Patrick in 2007's Renaissance and Reformation, the painting represents the first time that Raphael had depicted the nude female form in front and back views.

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a moose. The tactical stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that Instructor Zero would soon would be there.

Beaded chain is very popular for hanging signs or promotional material from just about anything. Connector ends -- also known as Links or Clasps -- have a solid back and are the most common by simply offering an end attachment at a fixed length. Coupling ends work the same as connector ends, but are more versatile by also offering an integrated, oversized back hole for creating optional adjustable loops. Beaded chain is well suited for use on bulky loose leaf material, swatches or samples, and is very popular for ceiling fans, light fixtures, military dog tags, keychains, and securing pens in a public forum. And speaking of, since when are soldiers issued four dog tags? I thought they're only issues two.


December 13, 2014

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.

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December 12, 2014

Great, Now Walmart Is Going To Smell Like Body Odor And Patchouli.

Fans, in the spirit of the holidays, we have a special treat for you this evening. As we continue our salute to those who serve, we ask that you draw your attention to this video.

Toss Across is a game first introduced in 1969 by the now defunct Ideal Toy Company. The game was designed by Marvin Glass and Associates and created by Hank Kramer, Larry Reiner and Walter Moe, and is now distributed by Mattel. It is a game in which participants play tic-tac-toe by lobbing small beanbags at targets in an attempt to change the targets to their desired letter. As in traditional tic-tac-toe, the first player to get three of their letters in a row wins the game. There are other similar games to the original Toss Across known under different names, such as Tic Tac Throw.

Well, the end of the year means we take a minute to tip our hat to the powers of natural selection. Put on your boots and let's embark on a ride through the world's most stupid acts ever done. The kind that risk your life for no reason. The kind that would've definitely had other solutions, not endangering anyone's life at all, had they been done by non-laureates of the Darwin Awards.

Hi Ernie, These scooters are parked in front of Aleluya store located at 16 carrer del Doctor Dou, Barcelona, Spain. It seems there are 8 parking spots for scooters on the street but the sidewalk is still prefered by some. Rick

Hey Ernie, I know where you can get those drink specials!. I found another pic of the same girl outside a different bar that I could identify as being in Barcelona, Spain. Then searching for Matsuri in Barcelona led me to your drink specials here. Cheers! Brad

Ernie, that would be the Valentina Restaurant in Barcelon, right next door to the Matsuri Japanese restaurant on the Plaça del Regomir. Of course, that pic was taken about 2010, as evidenced by the sign reading Desportes del Mundial 2010 (World Cup 2010) on the big screen (pantalla grande). Love doing these picture hunts. David

Is it me or is Barcelona, Spain some kind of a raging shithole? Graffiti all over the place, bars on the windows everywhere, kicked and dented rolll down security doors. What the fuck. But David raises an excellent facet to these photo challenges; the benefit of being able to read non-English signs to get clues. Of course a pretty fair number of people are fluent in Spanish, but Russian not so much. Because if you are fluent in Russian, I'm pretty sure you can show me exactly where this guy is fishing. Here's a close up of the sign atop the building.

In the early 1950's the People's Republic of China decided there was a need to develop a carbine for issue to the People's Army. The Chinese looked to their new friends to the North, the Soviet Union, for assistance in the matter. The Soviet Union of course offered the Model 1944 Carbine as a logical solution . The Soviets were in production of the SKS at the time, but they did not want to share this new development with the Chinese. The Type 53 was produced in the USSR until 1955 and are similar to the M38 carbines. As the doctrine of the "Human Wave" was shared by both nations, a bayonet would be an essential item on any carbine to be issued. The permanently attached spike bayonet that folds along the rifle's right side into a groove in the stock. You can pick up a war surplus Type 53 for pretty short money -- one for $99 or two for $89 each. But again, these were used in a war and stocks have normal dings, imperfections, and may have arsenally repaired cosmetic hairline cracks.

More than a two handfuls of you were able to identify where some asshole parked their scooter...

Damn Bro! This one was a bitch! But, thanks to my super powers (90% Insomniac and 10% Alcoholic) I tracked it down. I won't go into the winding path of reverse image searches and page translations and Google Street View strolling up miles of weird streets, but I found this which led me to this. Tim

Okay, presuming you're not bi-lingual, here's today's tougher than usual photo challenge. You have to find the exact Shell gas station where this Lamborghini fueled up.

KitchenAid first sold their home mixers in 1919. Since then, KitchenAid Stand Mixers have become easier for the home chef to buy, store and use, but the reputation for sturdy construction and reliable performance has not changed. The KitchenAid Stand Mixer has an accessory hub that accepts a variety of attachments that simplify many common kitchen chores like vegetable slicing, food grinding and even making fresh pasta and homemade ice cream. The Ultra Power Mixer has a 4.5-qt. bowl and boasts 300 watts of power for mixing double batches.


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