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November 20, 2017

Holy Shitballs it's Almost Thanksgiving.

In 1942 a chicken farmer outside of Greensboro, North Carolina, sued the U.S. government. He said the frequent, low overflight of military aircraft on the adjacent runway was scaring his birds and damaging his livelihood, and he wanted compensation. The case made it all the way to the Supreme Court in 1946. And one result of United States v. Causby was that the Court set the limits of private airspace: If you own a house, your property rights extend 83 feet up into the air. That's a quaint—and thankfully irrelevant—limit when it comes to manned aircraft. The Federal Aviation Administration keeps planes much higher than that, save on approach and take-off, and even then most airports require a decent buffer around them. But the 70-year-old ruling has new importance in the age of drones. It remains the only clear federal statement of law on how far above the ground your property ends. And that has raised concerns among some privacy advocates, who question whether anyone from a pesky neighbor to a police department to Amazon's planned delivery service should be allowed to fly above private property, potentially shooting video from the level of the treetops.

Many dogs have the urge to explore and potentially knock over items in a home. Some dogs also have a tendency to destroy furnishings and household items when not supervised. Indoor dog gates allow dog owners to confine their dogs to one area of the home while at the same time giving them an entire room or series of rooms in which to roam. This is much healthier for the dog than crating her all day, as it allows her to get some exercise. When owners need consistent free access from room to room (for a social gathering, for example) or when the dogs are allowed to roam from room to room (such as when the the owner is home to supervise) dog gates are easy to store away. They're thin, flat and can be slid under a piece of furniture, put into a closet or leaned against a wall without getting in the way.

Ti plant is a bold houseplant with flamboyantly colored foliage. Also called cordyline, cabbage palm, or good luck plant, it's a perfect choice for adding a dash of style and drama to any well-lit room in your home. Most ti plant varieties have purple foliage variegated with streaks of hot pink, cream, white, or other shades of purple. The leaves add more color than many flowering houseplants -- and they're attractive all year long. Ti plant is often being associated with good luck. In some areas of the tropics Red Ti is grown outside of houses to bring good fortune and ward off ghosts or evil spirits.

Native to Mexico and northern South America, papaya has become naturalized throughout the Caribbean Islands, Florida, Texas, California, Hawaii, and other tropical and subtropical regions of the world. Two kinds of papayas are commonly grown. One has sweet, red or orange flesh, and the other has yellow flesh; in Australia, these are called "red papaya" and "yellow papaw", respectively. Either kind, picked green, is called a "green papaya". The large-fruited, red-fleshed 'Maradol', 'Sunrise', and 'Caribbean Red' papayas often sold in U.S. markets are commonly grown in Mexico and Belize.

The company originated as a Los Angeles beauty supply house with some proprietary products founded by Blaine Culver. The house chemist was named Alberto hence the name Alberto-Culver. Alberto-Culver was purchased and reorganized in 1955 by Leonard H. Lavin who was an entrepreneur and manufacturer's representative for various other companies. The newly created company was then moved to Chicago and a hundred other products were dropped and the company focused on Alberto VO5 shampoo and hairdressing, Andrew Collinge, St. Ives skin care products, TRESemmé, FDS, Consort, and Nexxus. Alberto-Culver was purchased by the Anglo-Dutch consumer goods company Unilever on September 27, 2010 for US$3.7 billion.

World War 2 Veteran, age 89, dies while 2 nurses double over laughing
Close up video of Tesla Roadster 2 launching from zero
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air force academy Cadet candidate allegedly targeted by racism found responsible for act
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What 108 Years Of Repaving Looks Like Under Indianapolis Motor Speedway's Asphalt
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it doesn't get more 'Murica than this
ANTIFA douche wannabe throws Bibles and thinks Gadsden flag is for nazis
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Super busty chubby chick Tiara shows off them big jugglies
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Jessem Floyd Relaxing In Bed
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November 18, 2017

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.

Woot woot! Homemade bacon was a success!
For Sale: Custom Para-Ordinance 1911 with Fiber-Optic Sights
Fireball in northern Finnish skies either meteor or space trash
this lady goes balls out for her instagram
Overprotective doggie parent
open road monster
Watch This Master Body Repairman Make a Totaled BMW Look Like New
the business end of an a-10 warthog
bear gets hit in the nuts for messing with my water tank
83-year-old retired Anderson County Marine keeps promise made in bunker in Vietnam

"Were We To Predict Mass Murder On This Basis Of Domestic Violence, We Would Be Wrong Well More Than 99% Of The Time."

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Diana Bastet Metal Bellydance. Sepultura "Ratamahatta"
this alphabet rendered as classic gadgets is extremely awesome
watch a gopro get swallowed by lava. and live. well, mostly.
Sailor is reunited with his doggie after a 2.5 month deployment
A close encounter of the Whale kind
because there's no place else to sit
Dashcam Norway - Semi truck narrowly missing kids
larger than they appear

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Heidi Klum, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Other Random Ladies
Rose McGown Topless for Magazine Layout
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November 16, 2017

Hmmm, I Might Explore Afternoon Updates Instead.

Whether it's an intimate gathering, an elegant wedding reception or a large corporate function, a creative mix and match play on chair covers and chair cover sashes alone can help you achieve the stylish statement that your guests will definitely rave about. Using chair covers instead of just using plain chairs is a great example of how a minor event reception detail can make a big impact — especially if you choose chair covers that are in colors complementing the overall theme of your special event. Dress them up with chair cover sashes for that desired classy finish.

Chalk is applied to the tip of the billiards cue stick, ideally before every shot, to increase the tip's friction coefficient so that when it impacts the cue ball on a non-center hit, no miscue (unintentional slippage between the cue tip and the struck ball) occurs. Cue tip chalk is not actually the substance typically referred to as "chalk", but any of several proprietary compounds, with a silicate base. It was around the time of the Industrial Revolution that newer compounds formed that provided better grip for the ball. This is when the English began to experiment with side spin or applying curl to the ball. This was shortly introduced to the American players and is how the term "putting English on the ball" came to be. Chalk may also refer to a cone of fine, white hand chalk; like talc (talcum powder) it can be used to reduce friction between the cue and bridge hand during shooting, allowing for a smoother stroke.

Hey, Ern! Don't recall seeing this on your site before, and I found it rather interesting. Thought you might, too. -Motorhed.

The steakhouse is the Pizzeria Roma Steak House, Av.Pere Mas i Reus, 4 Platja D'Alcudia, Illes Balears, Spain. Rick .

Meet Yourself As You Really Are, is the oldest, longest, and WTF-est personality quiz you'll ever take. Published in 1936, Meet Yourself is a 336-page home-psychoanalysis test that promises to “‘X-ray' the reader's fundamental character.” It does so with an interminable line of questions both probing and random. Are your parents dead? Have you ever had the sensation of standing outside your own body? Do Mickey Mouse cartoons freak you out? What do you think of unskimmed milk? As you add up your “yes” and “no” answers, the book directs you to new sections based on your responses. Somewhere in the middle, you're categorized as one of 15 rivers—the Nile, Seine, Thames, Missouri, and so on—and eventually you're offered long-winded personality breakdowns.

Fresh water is one of our most vital resources, and when our water is polluted it is not only devastating to the environment, but also to human health. The US relies on public water systems to treat and deliver just over 44 billion gallons of clean water each day to our homes, schools and businesses. Much of that water comes from rivers, lakes and other surface water sources. Before it is delivered to our homes it is treated to remove chemicals, particulates and bacteria. This clean, potable water is then used for cooking, drinking, cleaning, bathing, watering our lawns and so forth. Those that are served by public sanitation systems rely on sewers to keep untreated wastewater from being released into the environment where it could potentially contaminate our drinking water sources and the natural environment.

Took this one today myself. Just wish I would have thought of it first. Feel free to use it if you can. Best of luck as always! Dwayne

Dude I was just at the Encore Beach Club last week with the wife. Unfortunately, no boobage to be seen while I was there, and the wife says she won't share hers. Cliff.

Wait, who the hell is giving this girl an interview?

DirecTV is an direct broadcast satellite service provider based in El Segundo, California and is a subsidiary of AT&T. Its satellite service, launched on June 17, 1994, transmits digital satellite television and audio to households in the United States, Latin America and the Caribbean. Its primary competitors are Dish Network and cable television providers. On July 24, 2015, after receiving approval from the United States Federal Communications Commission and United States Department of Justice, AT&T acquired DirecTV in a transaction valued at $48.5 billion. In addition to serving residences, DirecTV offers service to bars and restaurants, hotels, dorms, and hospitals through their DirecTV for business service.

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MRSA Open Wound
that bear is trying so hard not to look at her ass
I moved to Texas and just learned this thing is common in the area.
that fave your DVD drive makes
my cat fell asleep in my salad
lion feeding time
when the photographer says to look sexy
nisei veterans of world war II: photo essay and resource list
children are a gift from god
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Whose Millenium Falcon is this, and what happens now that we've all found it?
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wayne brady sings “thriller” like a 1930s jazz song
credit card roulette looks like fun
From Eternity to Here
Mel-B See Through while Shopping
Valerie Cossette
Una Piccola
Collection of Tove Lo Flashing in Concerts
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November 13, 2017

Okay, Let's See if We Can't Get Back Into A Regular Rhythm Here.

Controlling long hair when diving or snorkeling is important for two reasons. Long hair floats in front of a diver's field of vision, and gets horribly tangled in the process. And second, loose hair tends to slide around under the mask strap, which causes the mask to move during a dive; this may cause even a properly fitting mask to leak. A single French braid beginning at the crown of the head works well to hold hair in place during a dive. The hair strands are interwoven, and are less likely to come free during a dive than in a ponytail. A French braid also helps to keep the hair from sliding around and disturbing the position of the mask strap. French braids are great for divers with layered hair, or hair that is too short to efficiently pull back in a pony tail.

Hardee's founder, Wilber Hardee, opened his first restaurant in Greenville, North Carolina, on September 3, 1960. After a year of success, Wilber decided to look into expanding his restaurant and opening another location so he met with James Gardner and Leonard Rawls to discuss doing so. Shortly thereafter, the first company store was opened in Rocky Mount, North Carolina, in May 1961 by James Carson Gardner and Leonard Rawls on McDonald Street in on North Church Street in Rocky Mount, known within the chain as building number 1. That location was demolished in 2007 and replaced with a veteran's park named for Jack Laughery, a former Hardee's chairman and military veteran. According to Wilber Hardee, Gardner and Rawls won a controlling share of the company from him in a game of poker. After realizing that he had lost control over his namesake company, Wilber Hardee sold his remaining shares to them as well.

Dolphins and porpoises are often kept in captivity. Bottlenose dolphins are the most common, as they are relatively easy to train, have a long lifespan in captivity and have a friendly appearance. Bottlenose dolphins live in captivity across the world, though exact numbers are hard to determine. Other species kept in captivity are spotted dolphins, false killer whales and common dolphins, Commerson's dolphins, as well as rough-toothed dolphins, but all in much lower numbers. Two unusual and rare hybrid dolphins, known as wolphins, are kept at Sea Life Park in Hawaii, which is a cross between a bottlenose dolphin and a false killer whale. Also, two common/bottlenose hybrids reside in captivity at Discovery Cove and SeaWorld San Diego.

So listen. I need your help. I'd really like to bring a couple of steakbombs to this kick ass pool party. Can you show me where I'm going from and where I'm going to?

Inside Unit 731, World War II Japan's Sickening Human Experiments Program
Antoine Bizet's 2017 Red Bull Rampage people's choice award run
The Raw, Terrifying Power Of A Mudslide
Forged cable Mosaic damask steel from the cable making a blade
Guys Moving Furniture Prove Why Women Live Longer Than Men
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when you park too close to the repaving crew
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behold, the new rubik's cube world record
Removal of Epidermoid of Brain
Blind triplets make history by achieving rank of Eagle Scout
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Underwater view of Panamax tanker
Raccoon Tries to Catch Rain Drops
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Natasha Oakley is Topless in a Hand Bra!
Victoriah in a Baseball Cap
Jemma Valentine Solo Workout
Emma Hix Beachfront striptease
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November 11, 2017

Insert Your Favorite Veteran's Day Weekend Joke Here.

1974 Dodge Tradesman 100 Custom Van
Virtual Reality Allows Man To Go Skiing For The First Time In 32 Years
Freediving with Tiger Sharks in 4K
contestants can win $10,000 if they can press a button at exactly 1 hour
Army Private Nicolas Adame, bought a fire truck
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meanwhile, in 'Murica
the land of the free and the home of the brave
the world war II battleship USS north carolina

LBEH 2017 while all three of us -- Kat, Bibi, and I -- hold regular 9x5 jobs is going to be tough, but we're going to give it a hell of a go!

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lister SL1 diesel run away. 3.6hp at 1500 rpm
Sharks Attack Submarine - Blue Planet II Behind The Scenes
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Close Call Between Two Planes Attempting to Land
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i identify as a polar bear

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Lauren Foster Topless on the Beach
Veronica's Got a Big Flag
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