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May 30, 2015

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.

i have the sneaking suspicion that this plus this is going to lead to some very exciting headlines in the near future

your weekend boob dump: one - two - three - four - FIVE - six - seven - eight - nine - TEN - eleven - twelve - thirteen

May 29, 2015

Young Man, There's No Need To Feel Down.

Deer Park Spring Water Company, established in 1873, is a company that bottles natural spring water. Following the Civil War, the Baltimore and Ohio Railroad (B&O) created a vacation resort high in the Appalachian Mountains of western Maryland. While the Deer Park Hotel and its spa were built to attract passengers to ride the railroad to this vacation spot, the spring water near the site also became a major attraction. Among the many tourists who made the journey to enjoy the benefits of the spring water were four American Presidents, from James Garfield to William Taft. The B&O Railroad quickly recognized the value of the spring and began bottling the water in 1873. In 1966 the Boiling Spring Holding Corporation purchased the spring and its surrounding woodlands from the B&O Railroad and incorporated as Deer Park Spring Water, named for the nearby town of Deer Park, Maryland.

Wow, if you want to see something collectble, take a gander at this. Do you see what I see? Yeah, exactly! A pint glass from the Mets' last season at Shea Stadium, which was demolished in 2009 to furnish additional parking for the adjacent Citi Field. I'd sure like to get my hands on one of those. Not a shot glass, mind you, but a pint glass.

Earlier this week, a friend from many moons ago posted this video on Facebook. It's a Glock 18 chewing through 100 rounds of ammo in about five and a half seconds. Here it is in slo-mo if that's your thing. According to Glock's Wikipedia page, the Glock 18 is capable of firing at a rate of 1,100-1,200 rounds per minute; for the sake of arguement let's assume this one is middle of the road at 1,150 rounds per minute, which equates to 69,000 rounds per hour. The least expensive brass cased non-reloaded 9mm ammo I can find is $199.99 per 1,000 round case. Meaning the Glock 18 can cost upwards of $13,800 per hour (69 x $199.99) to operate. This is why I've never got my panties ina bunch about not being able to readily buy a selective fire rifle. I couldn't afford to feed the fucking thing.

Meanwhile, in Baltimore. Added bonus: at the 2:14 mark of that 1980 Tori Amos song, HEY LET'S TAKE THE BABY RIOTING!

Hey Ernie, Don't know if anyone has cracked this, but the chick is in St Petersburg, Russia. She was at the bottom of ramp to the right. Oh, and more of her here. Keep 'em coming. Tim

Hi Ernie, the drone crashed in the water before it could film boobies :-) Carrie

With no distinguishing markers, it would be impossible to identify where this photo was taken. But given the unique curb markers and the heavily reinforced stop sign (against hurricanes?) I'm hoping someone can at least narrow it down to a specific country. HINT: this sign does not seem conform to US DOT codes for stop signs.

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee is an American comedy web series that features Jerry Seinfeld introducing a vintage car selected for a guest comedian, followed by a drive to a pre-selected cafe or restaurant for coffee.As of January 2015, the series had surpassed 25 million streams. The upcoming sixth season of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee will feature Jerry Seinfeld reuniting with Seinfeld buddy Julia Louis-Dreyfus, as well as appearances from Stephen Colbert, Jim Carrey, Bill Maher, Steve Harvey, and new The Daily Show host Trevor Noah.

Meanwhile, in Baltimore. Added bonus: "when officers pull up, they have 30 to 50 people surrounding them at any time."

Hi Ernie. This time its in Wienna in front of the Volksteater. Bellariastrasse 12. Just look at this picture. Jan

Ehile Eric R is absolutely correct that that is the Fallsview Casino Resort in the picture, that is NOT where she is staying. In that picture, you will see a dome structure in a circular opening. For it to be in the picture, she would have to be in the Hilton Hotel and Suites just southwest of the Casino. Louis, Houston, TX

Serbian tennis star and former World No. 1 in 2008 Jelena Jankovic had some difficulties on the court with her panties. Why she didn't just go to the change room and why she switched from black to white panties nobody will ever know. Either way, Jelena Jankovic will go down in history as only player to change her panties courtside.

Arguably the most important part of any presentation is the beginning because it sets the foundation for the rest of your work. If you come across as a strong, entertaining writer at the beginning of your presentation, people will be forgiving if your material gets a little more routine as the talk progresses. The best way to hook your audience is to use a quote, anecdote, or rhetorical question that segues nicely into your material. A good example of this comes from the 2006 movie The Pursuit of Happyness where in the initial interview scene, the main character is asked, "What would you say if man walked in here with no shirt, and I hired him? What would you say?" That rhetorical hook comes back in one of the closing scenes where Christ gets hired and opens the conversation by noting, "I thought I'd wear a short today."

Meanwhile, in Baltimore. Added bonus: "while seeking reimbursement for up to 75 percent from Federal Emergency Management Agency."

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May 28, 2015

Wow, And I Always Thought Canadians Were Supposed To Be Polite?

It's no secret that portion sizes in America are some of the largest, and it appears this is also true when it comes to fast food chains. According to a video from BuzzFeed, even McDonald's cup sizes are larger in the U.S. than elsewhere - except for in Singapore and Canada, which also go by the same definitions of 'small', 'medium' and 'large'. In fact, a medium-sized drink in the U.S. -- which is 21oz of liquid -- is one ounce more than Japan's large-sized drink.

Jerry Miculek is a American professional speed and competition shooter known for his 20 world records, appearances on TV; and for starring on his family owned YouTube channel, Miculekdotcom. He is renowned as the fastest and best all around shooter in the world, emptying a five-shot revolver in 0.57 seconds in a group the size of a playing card. Here is Jerry as he dual wields two double barrel .45 ACP 1911 pistols made by Arsenal Firearms making him the first person to shoot 20 rounds in under 1.5 seconds.And if you're a little jelly of Jerry, get in line to buy your own double barreled .45!

This B-24 Liberator was nicknamed "Brief" and had taken off from Angaur Airfield, flying on a bombing mission against anti-aircraft installations on Koror, Palau Islands. Whilst over Koror, the B-24 was hit by anti-aircraft fire. The fuselage fell in a flat spiral until it crashed. Ten crew members were on bored, all were killed in the crash except for the Navigator, 2nd Lt Wallace F. Kaufman. He was later captured by the Japanese and executed.

I've previously mentioned that my usual carry piece is a Bersa Thunder .380 -- good news for me: Crimson Trace just released Bersa Thunder .380 CC Lasergrips!

Luis Guzmán is a Puerto Rican actor, who is known for his character work and for much of Guzmán's career, he has played character roles largely as sidekicks, thugs, or policemen. Guzman's numerous movie credits include Carlito's Way, Welcome to Collinwood, Stonewall, The Salton Sea, and Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events. Guzmán also starred in the short-lived 2003 television comedy Luis, and is a commentator on VH1's I Love the '80s, as well as I Love Toys and its sequels, including I Love the '70s and I Love the '90s.

United Arab Emirates president Khalifa bin Zayed bin Sultan Al Nahyan is the current owner of the world's largest yacht, a 590-foot behemoth. But it's about to get blown out of the water by the Double Century, a craft that, once completed, will be the biggest yacht in the world at 656 feet long. The Double Century was designed by Christopher Seymour, who said that the boat is intended to “be the next step in the evolution of gigayachts,” which at least partially explains why it will carry an estimated $770 million price tag -- including not one but two different helipads on deck.

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May 27, 2015

So Much 'Murica In One Photo.

Dixie Cup is the brand name for a line of disposable paper cups that were first developed in the United States in 1907 by Lawrence Luellen, a lawyer in Boston, Massachusetts, who was concerned about germs being spread by people sharing glasses or dippers at public supplies of drinking water. Originally, paper cups were glued together and made waterproof by dropping a small amount of clay in the bottom of the cup, and then spinning at high speed so that clay would travel up the walls of the cup, making the paper water-resistant. Paper cups were printed using rubber blocks mounted on cylinders, with a different cylinder for each color, but later flexography plates became available and with the use of mounting systems allowing for more complex designs.

Soyo Group was a USA-based electronics company. Established in 1985, Soyo was a provider of consumer electronics such as LCD HDTVs, home theater furniture, Bluetooth headsets, portable storage devices, computer monitors, computer motherboards, computer cases, and computer peripheral devices. With sales offices in California and Săo Paulo, Brazil, Soyo sold its products through an extensive network of authorized distributors, resellers, system integrators, VARs, retailers, mail-order catalogs and e-tailers. Soyo licensed the Honeywell brand for use on LCD televisions and other consumer electronics products.

If you've just had it with taking the subway, or sitting in an office, or just generally being around other people, you may be in luck. Slovakian firm Nice Architects has built an egg-shaped “Ecocapsule” that runs entirely on solar and wind energy, allowing its dweller to live both literally, and figuratively, off the grid. The completely self-sustaining portable home contains a 9,744 watt-hour battery, a 750 watt wind turbine, and high-efficiency solar cells that can support you for about a year in pretty much any location in the world, provided there is some sunlight.

Sorry, no street view of the Weinerwald Restaurant, located on Bellariastraße 12 in Vienna, Austria, Maybe she is still standing outside the museum of natural history. Rick

Good Morning dude. The hot chick in the hotel today is at the Fallsview Casino Resort at 6380 Fallsview Blvd. in Ontario where I read that Englebert Humperdink's show was cancelled last week due to illness. Have a good one. Eric R

Okay, so I'm a little pissed at myself for not being able to find this place on Streetview. I mean it looks like a professionally done photo, so I should be able to find it as part of a larger set... I can't even do that. Any idea where she is?

Most men will tell you they hate going shopping. But if you are in any doubt have a look at this collection of photos from around the world which show men bored out of their minds while waiting for their partners to replenish their wardrobes. The pictures appear on a parody Instagram account called Shopping with their Ladies: The Miserable Men of Instagram.

The Red Skull is a fictional supervillain character that appears in comic books published by Marvel Comics. He is the archenemy of the superhero Captain America, and is portrayed as a Nazi agent. Created by Joe Simon, Jack Kirby and France Herron, the character first appeared in Captain America Comics #7 in October, 1941. Red Skull has appeared as a recurring enemy of Captain America in various ongoing series, limited series and alternate reality series in the years since.

Gonna take a stab and say it's a can of Big Sexy Hair hairspray. Marc

hi Ernie, I think the red bottle is Big Sexy Hair. Looks like they frequently change their packaging. Jb

Have you been watching The Bachelorette? Good, me neither. But on last night's episode, there were eight guys on a group date with Kaitlyn, who had them compete in an eight-man boxing tournament. It was a real Daenerys Targaryen and the slave pit moment. Jared and Ben each dispatched of their first two opponents before matching up in a bout that was over before it started. Keep in mind Ben outweighs Jared by 50 pounds, and has about a five-inch height advantage. This was bad news for Jared. To be more specific, Jared got knocked the fuck out, sustained a concussion, and had to be taken to the hospital.

7 Up is a brand of lemon-lime flavored, non-caffeinated soft drink. The rights to the brand are held by Dr Pepper Snapple Group in the United States, and PepsiCo in the rest of the world. The U.S. version of the 7 Up logo includes a red cherry between the "7" and "Up"; this red cherry has been animated and used as a mascot for the brand as Cool Spot. Orange 7 Up was available for a short time in Norway during the mid-1990s. It was released at the same time as Raspberry 7 Up. It was a clear colored lemon, lime and orange flavored soft drink, that was ultimately pulled off the market after 2–3 years. Today 7 Up Orange can still be bought in Austria, and as of 2014 is available in the Netherlands.


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