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October 21, 2014

And Having Enough Beer is Even More Importantlier Than That.

So I caught the second episode of The Walking Dead and as the group was rescuing Gabriel from the rock, decided to give Daryl and his crossbow a little thought. A modern crossbow shoots a bolt somewhere around 425 ft/sec (289 mph). This compared to the fastest compound bow, which can reach speeds of 360 ft/sec (245 mph). Keep in mind this compares to average run-of-the-mill 9mm ammo which is 1100 ft/sec (750 mph). So that got me to thinking about when Daryl was shooting at humans -- the Governor's clan, the cannibals from Terminus, etc -- would it even be possible to dodge one of his arrows? So I did some searching and found this guy who set up a POV camera on an archery target, and let me assure you brother, you ain't dodging shit. And of course, if you are looking for 9mm ammunition, look no further!

If you're new to gardening and not sure where to start, growing herbs is an easy way to get your green thumb going. There's no large plot to prepare or maintain (which can be daunting for newbies) and by growing different varieties, you'll gain experience working with plants that have different watering and care needs. You can make a charming outdoor display and grow your own herbs at the same time: use enamel coated metal coffee cups as pots -- drill a hole in the bottom first for drainage-- paint in cheery colors then place on a balcony for a lovely display.

Every fan enjoys some good film Easter Eggs and Disney has a ton of them. Not only are they making a lot of sexual innuendos, educating children to think about penises from an early age, but they also prepare us for glitches in the Matrix. And this, of course, is a conspiracy from their side in order to feed us with repetitiveness so much that we eventually become robots. Animations about princesses and cute little animals? Pure evil, obviously!

American Gladiators is an American competition television program that aired weekly in syndication from September 1989 to May 1996. The series matched a cast of amateur athletes against each other, as well as against the show's own gladiators, in contests of strength and agility. The concept was created by Dan Carr and John C. Ferraro, who held the original competition at Erie Tech High School in Erie, Pennsylvania. They sold the show to The Samuel Goldwyn Company (later MGM) where the concept was enhanced and became American Gladiators. An effort in 2004 to launch a live American Gladiators show on the Las Vegas Strip became mired in a securities fraud prosecution.

Being left-handed makes someone special, that's a fact. Especially in sports. But in real life even the most normal things can become very frustrating. Sure, Kurt Cobain was a great left-handed guitarist, but I bet he had problems with his can opener. Because there isn't really enough time or space to make this more than a world for right-handed people. So a good piece of advice would probably be to become ambidextrous.

Huh, based upon their website results, Target no longer offers a 22 3/8" x 34" frame.

Last Saturday I thumbnailed a video of some ridiculously hot chick dancing to Golden Earring's Radar Love. And as stacked as she was, it was a shitty quality video... grainy, jumpy, bad contrast. Today I found (a) a much higher quality version and (b) her name is Katee Owen, and she has a pretty fantastic Twitter account. You're welcome.



October 20, 2014

Let's Just Say You Grew Up With Different Pets Than I Did.

Is this guy wearing a t-shirt of himself? Because if he is, that's pretty fucking awesome.

The Intrepid Sea, Air and Space Museum is a military and maritime history museum with a collection of museum ships in New York City. It is located at Pier 86 at 46th Street on the West Side of Manhattan. The museum showcases the aircraft carrier USS Intrepid, the submarine USS Growler, a Concorde SST, a Lockheed A-12 supersonic reconnaissance plane, and on December 12, 2011 ownership of the Space Shuttle Enterprise was officially transferred to the Intrepid Sea, Air and Space Museum. The Museum serves as an event space for community and national events. Visiting warships dock at the cruise ship terminals to the north, and events are held on the museum grounds and the deck of the Intrepid.

Sure, there's nothing more I'd like to do than swing by Cheers after work, but trust me, the last fucking thing I'd order is a double India Pale Ale; I fucking hate IPAs.

So you've decided to splash the cash on what some call “lazy shopping”? You need to buy new clothes but you're afraid to go out in the real world and try them out before purchasing? Well then you're probably gonna do some online shopping. But “size doesn't matter” is not a saying that goes well with clothing, though, as you will be surprised to find out. And Photoshop is also inapplicable. So take a look at these photos to see what you might get.

I never thought I would find the Caje Byliny but I did. Address: Haškova 5, 170 00 Prague, Czech Republic. Here is their web site. Rick

Hey Ernie, The Caje Byliny in question is close-by (about a half mile) from the one that comes up in searches. It's at 5 Haskova, Prague. There have been a few changes in the businesses, dish antennas, and parking signs since this street view was taken. John in Melbourne, FL. PS: I hope you guys still have the energy and patience to run LBEH again this year.

Okay with all the Redkins controversy lately, I was a little reluctant to do this photo challenge, but since everyone loves a rebel, I decided to post it anyway. Can you identify what team logo is on this t-shirt? And to be fair, I don't know if that's a selfie taken in a mirror or not, so the logo may or may not be reversed.

The Soup is a weekly American television series that airs on E! since July 1, 2004. The program is a revamped version of Talk Soup that focuses on recaps of various popular culture and television moments of the week. The show is hosted by comedian Joel McHale, who provides sarcastic and satirical commentary on the various clips. A number of clips have been repeatedly shown on The Soup. One clip features Oprah Winfrey saying "My va-jay-jay is painin'!" while hanging from a harness at the Miraval resort. Another clip involves Whitney Houston yelling "Kiss My Ass!" at her husband. McHale has mentioned that this clip is one of his favorites.

Ernie, You saw a picture on my facebook of a derailment at Clayton, WY. Here are 5 more that have been taken at the site. The reason this derailment happened, the company that is contracted to unload the coal trains at the Dave Johnston power plant in Glenrock, WY were attempting to switch some cars on the loop. They left 120+ cars full of coal and the DP (distributive power) with the DP fence up in isolate, and the air bottled, with no brakes securing the train. Because the train was not allowed to go into emergency, the air bled off, releasing the brakes, and the train rolled backwards about a quarter mile over the split point derail and coming very close to the Main Track. Ralph

Attention all international beer drinkers, can you identify both cans of beer? My spidey senses tell me to think European.

In American auto racing, this is how two drivers react after a crash. In Australian auto racing, this is how two drivers react after a crash. Sheesh, you'd almost think they were Canadian, "Sorry." "Sorry." "Sorry." "Sorry."

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October 18, 2014

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.

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October 17, 2014

Well, Let's be Honest, People have Been Remembered For Worse Things.

Since it's Friday, see if you can beat a score of 1140 after you get some chain reactions rolling in Grid Game.

The classic Crystal Caribbean series continues in this crystal-clear pink 8 1/2 inches soft jelly vibe that warms to the body, and its incredibly soft and stimulating vibe is flexible, with added textures for extra pleasure. It also has 10 amazing functions, including escalating vibration, pulsating, surging, throbbing and more. You can easily control the Crystal Caribbean 4 with the touch of a button, so you can switch up the sensations without interruption.

So if you're good at geography, can you tell me where in the world the Caje Byliny is located? Sure, you'd think Prague, but the Street View doesn't jive.

All my life I have tried to solve the Rubik's Cube puzzle. Ever since I was a fucking kid and it first came out; from the time I played in the sand, all the way through high school, I could never complete more than two sides. And whether I played with it for ten minutes or ten hours, not a single fucking time have I been sucessful in finishing that fucking cube. So it pisses me off to no end to learn that Justin Bieber can solve a Rubik's Cube in two minutes.

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Old and busted: Lifeboat front flip during launch. The new hotness: Lifeboat triple lindy during recovery.

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October 16, 2014

I Needed My Morning Coffee Today More Than Usual.

So my morning started off with Ike poking his nose into the pantry, climbing up on some stuff and helping himself to a package of Oreos. I managed to stop him after only a couple and chased him out of the kitchen, tail between his legs. it wasn't until a few minutes later I noticed he vomited on the living room carpet. Twice. And as I was cleaning that up, he turns to face the door -- ass to me -- hunches up and shits himself. And then apparently exhausted, laid down in it. He's feelin' all right now, though. Even begged at breakfast. How's your morning going so far?

Also known as hyperopia, farsightedness occurs when your eye is too short in relation to the curvature of your cornea. In other words, if you are farsighted, your eye is shorter and flatter than it should be. Farsightedness is relatively common, affecting about one in four people. Usually, it's an inherited condition. Some people have very mild cases of farsightedness that may not even require corrective eyewear, and some patients have cases that are so severe they may need very thick glasses. If the condition is severe and left untreated, it can lead to other problems, such as amblyopia, commonly referred to as (lazy eye) or strabismus (crossed eyes). At first I was going to use a Mr. Magoo reference for that girl, but ultimately there are lots of people who look like cartoon characters.

JK Rowling has written to a teenager who found strength in the words of a Harry Potter film after her entire family were shot dead. Cassidy Stay, 15, from Texas, survived the attack by playing dead but her mother, father, two younger sisters and two younger brothers were all murdered by the gunman in the 9 July attack. In a moving speech she made at a memorial just days after the murders she quoted the fictional headmaster Albus Dumbledore from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, and telling mourners, "Happiness can be found even in the darkest times, if one only remembers to turn on the light." Of course Dumbledore was later killed by Voldemort, so take that advice with a grain of salt, I suppose.

This is the year of you. The year to go the distance. The year of anything's possible. It starts here with the Magnificent Mile Chicago Women's Half Marathon & 5K, which will be the first running event in history to include Chicago's iconic Magnificent Mile as the course centerpiece. The Magnificent Mile Chicago Women's Half Marathon is regarded as one of the premier half marathon events, with Runner's World naming it as one of the top 10 half marathons in the United States.

You were close, that model looks like the Eureka Easy Clean II Bagless Stick Upright Vacuum. Rick

Hmmm. So a second healthcare worker has been infected with Ebola, and did a little travelling before she was diagnosed? And they still don't know how she or the other nurse were infected? And the CDC is considering adding the names of all the healthcare workers who cared for Thomas Eric Duncan to the TSA no-fly list -- which for the record would be the first time why anyone would know why their name is on that list -- and yet we still haven't stopped flights from Liberia. Awesome. Maybe picking up some Ebola survival gear isn't so crazy after all? Shit it was probably six months ago when I was shitfaced one night, surfing Amazon and in a drunken haze, bought two of these Russian gas masks. Why? Because I was drunk and they were under $10 each, that's why. That was was a good enough reason for me. That deal has long since expired so now it looks like everyone else on my street is going to die, and I'll inherit the entire neighborhood. Bourbon and bacon shall be our food and drink, and I shall name it Ernieland, and I will need henchmen so speak up now. And if you live in Dallas, perhaps one of these Israeli gas masks wouldn't be a bad choice.

The free city-state of Hamburg was the first German state to establish diplomatic relations with Argentina in 1829, sending the first Germany ambassador to Argentina in May of 1871. Trade developed between Germany and Argentina as early as the German Unification. Later on, Argentina maintained a strong economic relationship with Germany and supported them with supplies during World War I. With the rise of Nazism in Germany, Nazi agents started active propaganda work among the ethnic Germans living in Argentina, with Nazi-organized meetings reportedly held as early as 1933. Argentina stayed neutral during the whole of World-War II, declaring war on Germany only just before its capitulation. To postwar Germans, Argentina was the most desirable destination for middle- and upper-class emigrants next to Switzerland.

Ernie, I can't identify this gun. Can you? It's an FN-Derivate??? Jim

Well, my initial image search brought me to several galleries like this, which didn't really give me any info. In fact, there were lots of second-hand sites hosted this gallery as well, including this Ukranian airsoft forum, but nothing on an actual source. I tried the Facebook page for SMGLee and looked through his photo albums, still no dice. At this point, I wasn't entirely sure it was a real weapon or some non-functioning stage prop. next I started searching through the Wikipedia entries for various weapons used by the US Navy Seals, and thought I hit paydirt with the FN-303, but it's not quite right. After some more snooping -- EUREKA! -- I stumbled across the Enhanced Grenade Laaunching Module for the FN-SCAR. You're welcome.

Photographer Kate Garner has released a new series of art prints featuring supermodel Kate Moss. The photographs are being released as a series of 20 unique canvas prints, utilizing such techniques as screen printing, glazing, diamond dust, painting, and more. The photo series is called “Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, See No Evil,” and may be almost as controversial as the original photographs. There's one hitch, though: The prints use the photos of Moss taken when she was only 16.

Old and busted: Navy F-18 Hornet performing a low level flight through some canyons in Northern California. The new hotness: RAF Typhoon performing a low level flight through the some canyons in west-central Wales.


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