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November 27, 2015

Insert Your Favorite #ALLFRIDAYSMATTER Here.

PHOTO CHALLENGE: Nice and easy, Japanesesy: find this red roof on Streetview.

Given this is the Friday after Thanksgiving, I was hoping today's FRIDAY FLICK would be Planes, Trains and Automobiles, but I shit you not, within the last 4 hours the Youtube video I was going to use ended up getting deleted. Same thing for a movie I was less enthusiastic about, The Blind Side. So fuck it, here's Charlie Brown's Thanksgiving Special from 1973.

Generally speaking I don't give a shit when a celebrity dies, but I'll admit every once in a blue moon a celeb passes that I actually feel a little sad about. I do however, with one hundred percent certainty, always feel terribly sad when a celebrity's dog dies and they post a touching tribute. So long Jackie, we hardly knew ye.

The Latin phrase "Ducunt Volentem Fata, Nolentem Trahunt" tranalstes to, "The fates lead the willing and drag the unwilling." It was written by Seneca the Younger, also known as Lucius Annaeus Seneca, a Roman Stoic philosopher and adviser to the Emperor Nero, so it's about as truly Latin a phrase as you could possible put in your skin.

PHOTO CHALLENGE: Nice and easy, Japanesesy: where can I buy this sweet ass locking ladder?

November 26, 2015

Happy Thanksgiving, Everybody! Now Give Me Your Money.

"OMG! Thank you so much! You guys are amazing! What you do for us troops really is something special and we appreciate it more than you will ever know. Happy Holidays! " -- an Airman flying from Patrick AFB, FL to Des Moines, IA.

"Thank you so much for giving us service members the opportunity to go back home during the holiday season. If there is anything I can do for you. You got my email. " -- a Marine flying from Camp Hansen, Okinawa, Japan to Denver, CO.

"Wow! Thank you so much, I can't even begin to express my gratitude to you all. This really made my holiday season and I am so incredibly excited to see my family after a year and a half of being overseas. If there is anything else I can do, please let me know. Thank you again for making this holiday special for me and my family!" -- a Soldier flying from Ramstein AB, Germany to Boston, MA.

"I received the email and ticket information. Thank you so much. I am very grateful for your organization and the help that you provide!" -- an Airman flying from Elmendorf AFB, AK to Charleston, SC.

"This is such a terrific gift, thank you. I haven't been home to see my family in three years and this will be a welcomed surprise! Thank you to everyone who helped!" -- A Sailor flying from Fleet Activities, Sasebo, Japan to San Juan, PR."

"I have received this email, it's an amazing thing you guys do i am beyond grateful. Thank you so so much!" -- a Marine flying from Camp Kinser, Okinawa, Japan to Miami, FL.

Here is a status update for Let's Bring Em Home -- so far we have received $35,230.67 from 249 different donors, and completed 32 of 41 ticket requests. We still need another $9,118.28 before we square up the pending applications we have now, and open the doors to more ticket requests heading into Christmas and New Years...

"Hi . Thanks for all you do. What a great and much needed program. I am currently looking for a way to help my son who is in the USMC get from Pensacola Florida naval air station to home in South Carolina for Christmas."

"I've been on GRF at Fort Bragg, NC and have little time to check during the day, but as a new private, am struggling to scrape together the coin to fly to VPS airport in Valparaiso Florida. Please let me or my mother know as soon as possible. Thank you so much for what you do for me and my boys. Infantry Leads the Way."

"I live in Northeast Texas. I have a son, that enlisted and started sent to his First Duty Station at Fort Lewis, Washington. I would love for him to be able to come home Christmas, but I really want him home on January 1st. You see, I was a single mother until three years ago and finally found the love of my life and we are getting married on that day. I'm having a very very simple wedding and are getting married in the back yard of our home, and all I want is my son to be home for my wedding. I have looked at flights from Seattle to Dallas/Fort Worth and because of the holidays, the tickets are expensive. My son went ahead and put in for leave, and he and I both agreed that if he couldn't make it home for Christmas we would both want him to make my wedding a priority. I'm asking if you could consider my email as my son's application for Let's Bring Em Home. Any help will be a blessing. Thank you for your time and consideration."

"Hi! Are you guys accepting domestic applications for Sailors for Christmas yet? My son is stationed in California an we are in Florida, he is deploying in January and we want to find a way to get him home for Christmas and for his baby brothers birthday Christmas week."

"Today I got a call from my son the Marine. He told us he did not have the money for a ticket to get home. I am the only one working in the family and don't know how I can come up with this kind of money for a ticket. Is there any way you can send me to someone that may help on getting my Marine home. Thank you, Mom of a Marine...all I want for Christmas is my son home for Christmas."

"My son is at camp Johnson North Carolina...this is his first Thanksgiving away however his dad is I'll with a heart condition. His grandmother came up from Florida to see him as she hasn't seen him in 3 years and is 70years old. This is the last Thanksgiving that he will be able to see her due to health and money issues. We looked for flights and couldn't find one less than $1000 and he only has 3and1/2 days per his Gunnery SGT. He said if there were a way for him to fly home for Christmas then we could drive as a family to see her but those flights are even worse. We were given your information by a SGT who knows of our financial and health issues and said if anyone can help it would be you as long as we promised to pay it forward when we could. So I guess our question is....what can we do. We truly know this will be the last holidays for him to see her and he would be devastated if he didn't get a chance to spend some time with her while she still can. Can you tell us where to turn or what to do.....thank you!"

So if you're enjoying your Thanksgiving, why not show a little support for those folks in uniform who are away from their families, so that you can safely be with yours. Thank you in advance for your generous support, and Happy Thanksgiving!

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November 25, 2015

Insert Your Favorite World War III Joke Here.

So just to recap the last few days events, now our NATO ally has shot down a Russian bomber killing one pilot, and then Syrian rebels -- you read as "ISIS" -- used an American made TOW missile to destroy one of the rescue helicopters, killing one of the crewmembers onboard. So now Vladimir Putin is going to go all "Yo Homie, you got my briefcase?" on Turkey, whom we are bound to defend. Uh-huh. Just a friendly reminder, the invading forces will likely be carrying Russian designed AK-74 assault rifles chambered in 5.45x39 so we should be able to pick up ammo on the move. If not, here's how to learn Russian in fifteen minutes!

Asking you to find the Rumor Lounge would be too easy, it's right here in Key West. But asking you to find this Jack In The Box? Now that's a challenge, baby!

Here's a little bit of Civil War trivia for you. The Army of the Trans-Mississippi was a major Confederate army during the American Civil War, originally consisting of about 50,000 soldiers and covered Western Mississippi, Texas, Louisiana, Arkansas, Missouri, the Indian Territory, and Confederate Arizona. The Taylor Trans-Mississippi flag resulted when the Major General Richard Taylor sought to prevent his battle flags from being confused with the blue diagonal cross over over a red background of the Confederate battle flag, instead opting for a red diagonal cross over a blue background. The Trans-Mississippi Army was the last major Confederate command to surrender, submitting on May 26, 1865, exactly one month after General Johnston had surrendered in the eastern United States.

Hey Ern, that seafood rice dish is being enjoyed in Koh Phangan, Thailand, somewhere between the Kangaroo Bar and the Fairyland Club Resort. No real clue which bar or retaurant it came from but who cares, Special Happy Shake at either one, amirite? Oh, found another nice pic of party girl's seafood platter here. Cheers brother! John

Ernie, It would appear that lovely lady is staying at Seaview Sunrise Resort, which is just across the beach from the Kangaroo Bar. Jason

IF IT'S FREE IT'S FOR ME: You can grab Michael Jackson's Thriller album for free on Google Play. Hey say what you want, motherfucker, it's good music.

The specialty cocktail drink known as the Hand Grenade is sold frozen or on-the-rocks exclusively by 721 Bourbon, Inc. through five licensed nightclub bars in the New Orleans French Quarter. Pam Fortner and Earl Bernhardt, owners of the Tropical Isle bar founded during the 1984 Louisiana World Exposition, created the melon-flavored Hand Grenade as their signature cocktail. Since 1987, the federally registered trademark "Hand Grenade" has been used to uniquely identify the cocktail and its packaging. Since January 1992, the Hand Grenade has been served in a green translucent plastic yard container with a bulbous, textured base shaped like an oversized hand grenade.

Hey dude. The Dara's in the pink bikini is on Fremont street in downtown Las Vegas in front of Binions Casino. I live here and see that dumbass all the time. Take care dude, Eric R

Ernie, Easy, right on Fremont St in front of the Fremont Casino with the red awnings. Across Casino Center Blvd there is Binion's, my fav place to play. Hi to Pit Bosses Brian and David and Dealers Mai Lin, Kim and Perry. See you all in December!

Okay movie buffs, let's see you put your money where you mouth is: name this actor and the gunslinging movie he starred in.

Tonic water is a carbonated soft drink, in which quinine is dissolved, and was originally used as a prophylactic against malaria. The mixed drink gin and tonic also originated in British colonial India, when the British population would mix their medicinal quinine tonic with gin. It now has a significantly lower quinine content and is often used as a drink mixer for cocktails, especially those made with gin or vodka. Such soft drinks are more popular in Europe than in the United States.

November 24, 2015

So, Does Anyone Have Any Nice Plans For The Upcoming World War?

Ah, Aladdin. The Disney film that broke box office records, kept the comeback of Disney animation going and featured more pop culture references than you could shake a magic lamp at. Aladdin's magic and excitement has captivated audiences around the world and it's hard to belive it has been 23 years since one of our favorite Disney classics swept us off our feet like a magic carpet and into the land of Agrabah.

Southeast Asia is famous for its seafood. No wonder! It has two long coastlines along the southern peninsula: on the Gulf of Thailand and on the Indian Ocean. Village fishing boats bring in fish, rock lobsters, crabs, squid, shrimp, giant prawns, and scallops. These fresh gifts from the sea are often simply steamed or grilled and served over a bed of white rice. Whow me where can I find this particular dish?

Good News/Bad News. The good news: Bills fan Rebecca Grant is insanely hot. The bad news: the Patriots still cheat.

Save the tatas, also written as save the ta-tas, refers to both a non-profit breast cancer awareness foundation and a for-profit company founded in 2004 by Julia Fikse and currently has 12 employees. Their motto is that laughter heals. Founder Julia Fikse, attributes her idea to seeing people close to her die of breast cancer. Actresses Liz Vassey and Hannah Cornett have both publicly supported the group, as has this guy. She me where his booth can be found.

Behold, the complete list of everything Amazon is offering for Black Friday, including a 50" LED HDTV for $149.99!

That flag can be seen flying at the Asian Art Museum in San Francisco as well as many other civic buildings in the city. It is the Flag of San Francisco! Jesse

Hey Ernie, Your new Adidas shoes are sitting on the beach at Cape Trafalgar in Spain. Judging by these pics, she had a good time on her vacation. Keep 'em coming, Tim

Hey Ernie. Saw this, thought you might like. Thanks for the daily dose of humor ...enjoy the holidays! Cheers, Ian

And just like that, over 43,000 people want to Phuc Fat Bich.

When recording audio outdoors, adding a properly designed furry covering to a microphone windshield does much to reduce wind noise, and prevent unwanted thumps and pops from being recorded by your microphone. Most “pro-sumer” recorders and many mics come with a piece of foam to shield the mics from the wind. These are really only good indoors. In general, you need to keep the wind off of the mic capsules, and this can be done in several ways. Some options can be quite expensive, and the Nature Recordists group often referenced DIY alternatives, so that's where I started. However, if you don't want to make your own, fur covers from Rycote, Rode, WindCutter, and Sennheiser are reportedly quite good.

Boy I sure would like to unwind at the end of today by taking this blonde for a nice cold beer. Where's the nearest place to find a cold one?


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