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|March 10, 2014|
Okay, pop quiz, hotshot. You show up at a random party and friggin Kate Upton is there. You need to take a memorable photo. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?
Black Americana is often referred to as Black Memorabilia, Afro-Americana, and Black Face Collectibles, but they are all terms referring to collectibles having an African- American theme - generally produced from the 1900s up to the 1950s. Some of the most rare and valuable items deal with the controversial topic of slavery, and not everyone approves of these being traded on the secondary market. Black memorabilia is collected for many different reasons and by people of all races and nationalities. Not all collections have a negative connotation nor are they amassed due to bigotry. Many uplifting aspects of African-American culture can be incorporated into a collection. Many valuable pieces of black Americana have been reproduced or counterfeited. If you're interested in starting a collection, it's wise to make sure any piece you're investing a good sum to own is indeed legitimate before making that purchase.
So the third trailer for season 4 of Game of Thrones is out. I still laugh at the uproar after the Red Wedding at the tail end of last season, only because anyone whose read the books knew what was coming. In fact there's a laundry list of people who are going ot get there, including everyone's favorite twat, King Joffrey. And? Don't fuck a dwarf's girlfriend. And?
and she doesn't care who knows it.
So here's the dealio, I looked through all these covers of John Grisham novels, but couldn't identify which book she is reading. Any ideas?
And don't worry, political correctness got a hold of that 10 Little N*ggers book and toned the title down considerably.
Ernie - I feel you do not give Shotguns their deserved amount of praise here at EHOWA compared to mainstream cartridge firearms. Perhaps this photo will incentivize. Her name is Paige Hathaway. The photos can be found at girlswithmuscle.com, an excellent site for observing the antidote and treatment of the American obesity epidemic, I might add. I included a couple of other pics of Paige to illustrate this. She also has her own website, I believe. Rex
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Here's an excellent slideshow courtesy of exotic model Adella Pasos who looks amazing in these photos. We start of the slideshow with a beautiful sunset photo as Adella sports a red bikini as she shows off her 36-24-36 figure, and then we see her in a Miami Dolphins bikini and hat as well. Adella has an exotic and sultry look that jumps off the screen.
I can't believe how fucking stupid these girls are. Don't they realize how dangerous it is to ride without the proper safety equipment? One of them doesn't even have a helmet on, and not a single one of them has a pair of riding boots on.
Now see I was going to take the easy way out and talk about a two-sliced toaster. But instead I'm going to ask you about the bottle on the windowsill.
Congressman Vice President President Frank Underwood's guide to High School English.
Old and busted: using M-60 tanks to start an avalanche. The new hotness: using satchel charges to start an avalanche.
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|March 7, 2014|
Twelve years ago today. Frantic phonecalls. Hushed Meetings. Brown walls. Stillness. Tears. I still miss you, mom. But just so everyone doesn't get too bummed out, remember that Mufasa taught us about the circle of life, so let's take a minute to wish Rachael Weisz a happy birthday! On that note, my birthday is coming up in a few months. Just sayin.
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Well, shit is getting interesting and the rumors are starting to gain traction; either Obama is going to halt imports of Russian made ammo (like he needsda fucking reason) as part of an embargo, or Putin is going to halt the exports in an effort to gain political leverage. Either way, I'm hedging my bets and I'd respectfully suggest you do the same while before any bubble starts.
Meanwhile, good times are heating up in Connecticut. Recently a lot of pro-gunners have gotten very bent out of shape about this phone conversation with Lieutenant Paul Vance of the Connecticut State Police, who towards the end of what becomes a heated exchange, declared, "I am the master." In his defense, his demeanor struck me as very professional and very courteous, he tried to politely explain that nothing had been decided yet, and only resorted to the master line after being goaded into it by an increasingly belligerent caller. That's not to say I found what he had to say to be warm and comforting, I just think his message got twisted in the ensuing pissing match. But here's the corner their governor has allowed himself to be painted into. The way I see it, he only has three options. First he can admit the mandatory registration law is complete and utter bullshit, and ask the courts to set it aside. Two, he can completely ignore the law and allow it to go unenforced. Or three he can actually send State Police -- and National Guard?! -- door to door to confiscate unregistered assault weapons. The latter I can assure you, will result in mucho bloodshedo.
Looks like "Good Mood Food" wasn't cutting it. Arby's moved on with a new tagline: "Slicing Up Freshness." The line refers to the fact that Arby's slices up their meats every day in each restaurant and seek to point out that other sandwich chains (the biggest being Subway) do not. Apparently, not everyone knows that Arby's slices their meats in-house.
Hi Erie, in that picture of the girl with the pistol, you are close, it is a Ruger, but it one of the SR series. Aall the ones you pictured were of the 1911 design and are hammered, this is a striker fire, thus no hammer, they have them in 9mm,40, and 45 calibers, I have all three of them, they are fantastic weapons, Tim
Hey Ernie, the currency she is holding is an older Australian $100 note, dated from 1984 to 1996. Your welcome. Sam
I almost had to cry uncle on this next one; what the fuck is this blue bottle? At first I thought some Hot n'S-(unny?) sunscreen, but who the fuck ever heard of premium sunscreen? Then I stumbled across Tyrkisk Peber, which is a strong liquorice candy flavored with ammonium chloride and pepper, made by the Finnish company Fazer. Tyrkisk Peber is sometimes used to make the Finnish cocktail salmiakkikoskenkorva and similar Danish, Norwegian and Swedish cocktails. When Perelly manufactured Tyrkisk Peber, it was also available as powder. The powder was often used to make the cocktail, which in Denmark is known as sort svin, or Hot n'Sweet Tyrkisk Peber Vodka, a Danish mild vodka specialty with fantastic licorice taste.
Here are 25 insanely hot female athletes you should be following on Instagram; with photographic evidence, of course.
Ceske drahy (CD) or Czech Railways is the main railway operator in the Czech Republic. In 2010 its consolidated revenues reached CZK 41.0 billion ($2.1 billion USD). CD Class 680 locomotives are electric units used exclusively in the Czech Republic, using tilting Pendolino technology. Built by Alstom they were largely based on 9-car ETR 470. While testing from B?eclav to Brno on November 18, 2004, a Pendolino enhanced Class 680 reached a speed of 237 km/h and created a new Czech railway speed record.
There sure has been a magnitude of changes in the world we live in now compared to the 1990s. Almost two decades ago people had values and technology was lacking. It seems now, the two have switched.
William "Billy" Connolly, is a Scottish comedian, musician, presenter and actor. His first trade, in the early 1960s, was as a welder in the Glasgow shipyards, but he gave it up towards the end of the decade to pursue a career as a folk singer in the Humblebums and subsequently as a soloist. Connolly is also an actor and has appeared in such films as Water; Indecent Proposal; Muppet Treasure Island; The Boondock Saints, The Last Samurai, and The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day. He is sober now, but he once got so hammered he got trapped inside a phone booth. Also, there was a firefight.
LYRICS: Sweet chemical indifference, I can't stop, can't change the evident. Predisposed to perpetual sickness, I refuse to let you all be witness. Make sure the needle is clean, when you let me go back to sleep Lapse, by Envy on the Coast
|March 6, 2014|
Jesus Christ, how did I almost miss Mardi Gras 2014? Here are some pictures, some more pictures, and a movie.
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The Washington State Department of Transportation uses several methods to protect drivers from avalanches along US 2 near Stevens Pass, including firing live artillery rounds at unstable snow to trigger avalanches while the roads are clear. Avalanche technicians usually fire the two muthafuckin M60 tanks near the summit at Stevens Pass between midnight and 6 a.m., but on Tuesday, WSDOT officials decided that the snow was unstable enough that US 2 needed to be shut down during the afternoon so that avalanche technicians could fire the tanks.
Old and busted: Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. The new politically correct hotness: Snow Caucasian and the Seven Little People.
Hey Ernie. Usually someone always answers these before I get a chance, but this time I didn't see you post an answer to your question about the James Cook Pub sign. Anyway, you were right - it is in St. Petersburg. But the sign isn't at the pub, but rather a directional sign a few blocks away. The building it's on is undergoing renovations in the Google map image. Cheers! Brad
You know it's funny. Kind of like how after you buy a particular make and model car, suddenly you start noticing them everywhere. That's kind of how I am now with umbilical hernias.
Okay, after you peel your eyes away from
can someone please tell me what currency this girl is holding?
Founded in 1965 in Delray Beach, Florida, ClosetMaid was the first to manufacture ventilated wire shelving for closets in new home construction. They grew quickly, and in 1970 moved to their current headquarters in Ocala, Florida. Today they are the worldwide leader in home storage and organization, offering innovative wire and laminate/wood storage systems for use in bedrooms, kitchens, family rooms, laundry rooms, home offices and garages – wherever people need to store and organize their things.
Honestly, I'm not entirely convinced its either.... if I had to pick one of the two, I would say the P85, but it looks like the takedown pin is too far forward of the trigger for a Ruger?
From the I-Haven't-Seen-Prices-This-Low-Since-The-Black-Friday-Before-Sandy-Hook-Department: here's a DPMS Panther Oracle 5.56 16" with forward assist and dust cover -- for $499 shipped after $50 mail in rebate.
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|March 5, 2014|
A bird bath is an artificial "puddle" or small shallow pond, created with a water-filled basin, in which birds may bathe, cool off, and from which they may drink. A bird bath is an attraction for many different species of birds to visit gardens, especially during the summer and drought periods. Bird baths that provide a reliable source of water year round add to the popularity and "micro-habitat" support. They can be a garden ornament, small reflecting pool, outdoor sculpture, several tiers tall, and part of creating a vital wildlife garden.
Now ladies and gentleman a minute for America's favorite daughter, BETTY FUCKING WHITE who by the way, is literally older than sliced bread.
Opti-Free Express is a multi-purpose disinfectant that provides a clean and comfortable contact lens-wearing experience. It's effective at cleaning, disinfecting, and storing all types of soft contact lenses, including silicone hydrogels, for up to 30 days after disinfection. It has a triple action cleaning system to remove daily protein deposits and dirt, and shields lenses against build-up. Unlike ordinary multipurpose solutions that require a digital rub, Opti-Free Express does the hard work for you, taking that rubbing step out of your care routine.
Back when every picture you took cost actual money, photobombing existed but it was relatively rare. Since the advent of camera phones and social media, photobombing has become a genuine fad, like skinny jeans, or the Macarena. But don't just take my word for it. Take a look at today's list. It features the 35 greatest photobombs in history.
This guy has a pretty good theory on the differences between Neanderthal and Cro Magnon man; I specifically enjoyed the theory on why both Neanderthals and Europeans have more body hair.
ErnieI'm sure you've gotten a thousand emails already that have told you that the M in the elevator stands for Mezzanine. Heres one more. Keep up the good work. Gary
Hi Ernie, I hope you are well. I saw this video and immediately thought of your fans, I hope you like it. Forgive the repeat if you have already seen it. Best, Drew
Anastasia was discovered at the Racey Girl Pageant several years back. Here she is showing off her tight bikini body by a swimmingpool waterfall in The Bahamas.
From deadbolts to numbered keypads, there are many different lock styles you can choose to keep your home secure from intruders. However, locks serve a greater purpose than just to keep intruders out: They can be used to hold something in place as a temporary fix. If you have a screen door, door flap or other doorway that needs to be held shut, install a hook and eye latch. These are easily and quickly unfastened but will prevent cupboards and doors from opening easily.
Um, holy shit? In Thailand prison inmates can fight tourists to obtain their freedom or reduce their prison sentence.
And you know all that inexpensive Russian 7.62x39 AK ammo you've been picking up lately? Well you better get while the getting is good.
proposed military cuts: when it comes to our armed forces, size matters