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July 1, 2015

Brothers Don't Shake Hands. Brothers Gotta Hug.

You know, I'm not ashamed to admit it. I'm genuinely looking forward to I Am Chris Farley. And if you're not? Well fuck you, too.

Rainbows were seemingly everywhere last week: all over social media, the White House and even in the sky during the closing moments of the Grateful Dead‘s first 50th anniversary reunion show on June 27.

Zachary Ben Hample is an American sports writer and Major League baseball collector ball hawk best known for having collected more than 8,000 baseballs from major league ballparks in America. Hample is also the guy who caught A-Rod's 3,000th hit and since snagging the lucky ball he's been dogged by people threatening to beat the shit out of him for not returning the ball to the Yankees roider. But there is a payoff to all these death threats -- he's been hanging out with porn star Lisa Ann.

Here in the United States, most of our juices are packages in plastic jugs with built in handles; juice boxes, as we know them, are reserved for small personal servings. Which is why I'm betting dimes to donuts that no one will be able to identify what brand of drink this Russian girl has just opened up. Hell, I'll even give you a second glimpse of the box.

You've probably gotten a lot of replies already, but in case everyone else is napping, she's ready The DaVinci Code. Gregg

The Book She's Reading Is... The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown. Glad to help. Marc, Ottawa, Canada

Look, I am not playing any games, Mister. Seriously, I'm not a big game player anymore, so I have no idea what game is playing on this portable television. Any idea?

EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM: This morning as I completed my morning ritual: coffee, crap, computer, and after checking my ammo alerts, stumbled across some deals on .22lr that had just been posted. Normally with an order like that, you get buttfucked on shipping charges, but Cabelas had a coupon for $5 shipping so I managed to scoop up 1,525 rounds for $107 shipped to my door. Not the world's most terrific price... somewhere in the neighborhood of $0.05/round woudl have been better than the $0.07 I paid, but accounting for supply and demand, that's not too shabby. In fact, the scarcity of .22 is one of the reasons why there is such a strong demand for 9mm right now.

Seriously lady, who the hell drinks Bud Lime. That shit is nasty.

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June 30, 2015

Always Love A Woman For Her Personality. She'll Have Like Five To Choose From.

DC Shoes is an American company that specializes in footwear for action sports, including skateboarding and snowboarding, while also manufacturing apparel, bags, accessories, hats, shirts, and posters. The company was founded in June 1994 by Damon Way and Ken Block, and originally stood for "Droors Clothing", but since DC no longer has ties to Droors and is simply DC Shoes. Their logo is one of the best logo designs in footwear because it attracts its viewers and compliments its brand image wholly. The DC Shoes logo contributes to the success of DC shoes and is prominent everywhere where the skating culture exists.

The Lagunitas Brewing Company is a brewery founded in 1993 in Lagunitas, California, USA. The brewery is known for iconoclastic interpretations of traditional beer styles, and irreverent descriptive text and stories on its packaging. Since the mid-2000s, Lagunitas has been one of the fastest-growing craft breweries in the United States, increasing from 27,000 barrels in 2004 to 106,000 barrels in 2010. As of March 2011, the company had 92 employees with distribution in 32 states and Lagunitas Brewing is the fifth top selling craft brewery in the US, as of 2014.

Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting, Those kicks were fast as lightning. In fact, it was a little bit frightening, But they fought with expert timing. And by everybody, we mean Olivia Munn and her boyfriend Aaron Rodgers.

Boy, I sure wish I knew what department store this girl is shopping at.

This is why women go on vacation to Italy! Greg

Hi Ernie, This pic was taken approx in front of Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Restaurant on the Coney Island Boardwalk during the Mermaid Parade which happens at the end of June. Not sure what year this is though. Street View won't let me up, but the structure and Street lights from the background are visible in this view. Love the site, Andrew

Ernie, It looks like the Coney Island Boardwalk to me, and the sneakers are possibly from Amazon. Rick

The Smith & Wesson Model 640 revolver is a 5-shot snubnosed revolver that is chambered in either .38 Special or .357 Magnum calibers. Like other J-frame Smith & Wesson revolvers, it has a swing-out cylinder, but this model features a concealed hammer, and is an approved off duty/ back-up weapon for the New York City Police Department. The first model was chambered in .38 Special and fitted with a standard barrel of 1-7/8 inch length. The gun was constructed entirely of stainless steel. In 1995 the model 642 was introduced which was made in aluminium and designated "airweight". In spite of its small frame and short barrel the revolver is durable and fairly accurate. Firearms writer Joe Gorman fired 500 full power rounds through the revolver and it survived still tight and still in time. Normally, these sell for $469 bucks, but for this week only, you can score a Smith & Wesson Model 642 Pro Series brand new for $339 shipped to your FFL ... that's a tough deal to pass up.

In related news, remember last week when Uber said no more guns for drivers or passengers. Well, 74-year-old Uber driver Steven Rayow: Fuck you, LOL.

Smarte Carte is an American-based corporation that provides passenger and guest services such as self-serve vended luggage carts, electronic lockers, commercial strollers and massage chairs, and more. Their products include supplying and maintaining luggage carts, rented with provisions for a small rebate on return of the cart at some airports. The company's products can be found globally at over one thousand transportation centers, shopping centers, and entertainment venues worldwide.

Hi there, Got a pretty good infographic here with lesser known facts about Superman. Best Regards, David

Hey Ernie, You can find the restaurant that serves Pepsi located here, though it is now called the Asia Bistro, so I don't know if they still carry Pepsi products, but you can see more of the girls here. Keep 'em coming, Tim

I've been pretty stressed lately, and several people have told me that one of the best ways is to relax with a good book. This girl looks pretty relaxed, so I thought I'd give what she's reading a try. Any idea what book I should start looking for?

Also, if you have recently been receiving double email alerts from Wikiarms, I spoke with Adrian the guy who runs the site, and the problem has been corrected.


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June 29, 2015

Hopes And Dreams. Without Them, We Are Nothing.

Denison University strives to be an exemplary steward of our natural world and a leader in sustainability. They take an intentionally multi-disciplinary approach to sustainability that balances environmental, economic and social responsibility. Every year from February through March, Denison University joins hundreds of universities across the country in participating in the annual RecycleMania competition to see who can recycle the most per capita over an 8-week period. In the past, they has done well against the competition; in 2014 Denison University placed 40th nationally with a recycling rate of 29% and 22.8 lbs of material recycled per person on their campus.

Golf, with its noble and sophisticated aura, evokes the image of a sport that is expensive, elite and terribly boring. These preconceptions however, have been debunked by this video of a drunk man with his head stuck in a trash can at a charity gold event.

The Zastava M88 is a semi-automatic handgun produced by Zastava Arms, Serbia. It is based on an improved version on the previous Tokarev-based M57 and M70A pistols, with the main difference being that it's chambered in 9×19mm Parabellum, making it more convenient for exporting. The M88 saw limited use as a service pistol with the Yugoslav police and military forces but was replaced by the higher capacity CZ 99 series, while sometimes used as a training pistol in some military training camps in Serbia. A variant of the pistol available in the United States -- called the M88A and can be had for a paltry $179 -- features an external safety on the slide and an internal firing pin block safety. Couple that with inexpensive 9mm ammunition and you can have a pretty nice truck gun for under $200.

As we're getting into the heart of summer down here in southwest Florida,it really is important to stay hydrated and keep cool. So boy, I really could go for an ice cold Pepsi this afternoon. Any idea where this restauarant is, so I can grab one?

Hi Ernie, Here is some more flag controversy. Cheers, Charley

Hey Big E, I saw this and instantly thought of you. Hope you like it too. John

That particular cabinet is made by a company called Covert Furniture out of Las Vegas. That's a great choice for those of you on the west coast but for me, Rough Country Rustic Furniture located in southwest Missouri seems a little more practical. Added bonus: about two-thirds of the way down you'll find this desk which, given the current political climate, seems quite remarkable.

A hairpin turn, named for its resemblance to a hairpin/bobby pin, is a bend in a road with a very acute inner angle, making it necessary for an oncoming vehicle to turn almost 180° to continue on the road. Hairpin turns are often built when a route climbs up or down a steep slope, so that it can travel mostly across the slope with only moderate steepness, and are often arrayed in a zigzag pattern. Highways with repeating hairpin turns allow easier, safer ascents and descents of mountainous terrain than a direct, steep climb and descent, at the price of greater distances of travel and usually lower speed limits, due to the sharpness of the turn.

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Kaffee: Did you assault Santiago with the intent of killing him?
Dawson: No, sir.
Kaffee: What was your intent.
Dawson: To train him, sir.
Kaffee: To train him to do what?
Dawson: To train him to think of the unit before himself. To respect the code.
Kaffee: What's the code?
Dawson: Unit. Corps. God. Country.
Lt. Weinberg: I beg your pardon?
Dawson: Unit. Corps. God. Country. Sir.
Kaffee: The government of the United States wants to charge you two with murder. And you want me to go to the prosecutor with unit, corps, God, country?
Dawson: That's our code, sir.
Kaffee, Lt. Weinberg: It's a code.
Kaffee: We'll be back. You guys need anything? Books, papers, cigarettes, ham sandwich?

The Cannabis Killer candle is said to emit a “very light scent” that eliminates the smell of weed from the air if it's lit during smoking. It's also said to help with other odors too, like food or pet smells, but this candle is specifically formulated to Cannibis Killer Candle neutralize the distinctive aroma of cannabis sativa.

The first generation Neon was introduced in January 1994 and manufactured until August 1999. It was available as a four-door sedan and a two-door coupe. The car was badged and sold as both a Dodge and a Plymouth in the United States and Canada; in Mexico, Europe, Australia and other export markets it was sold as the Chrysler Neon. Sales of the second generation model started with model year 2000 and production ended with the 2005 model year. Sales of the second generation model started with model year 2000 and production ended with the 2005 model year, and it was advertised that the second generation Neon had over 1,000 refinements from the original generation.


June 27, 2015

Life, Liberty And The Pursuit Of Happiness For EVERYONE.

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