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October 27, 2016

You May Have Spent The Last Few Years Looking For Streetview, But I Have Spent My Entire Life Looking For You.

It's here! It's here! The first of the new BMW series of films, this one is called The Escape.

"If you drink your milk, you will grow big and strong!" "If you clean up your toys, you can go play outside." Most parents and caregivers talk to their child about cause and effect long before we expect our children to understand those terms. We teach cause and effect every time we help a young child recognize a relationship between two things, or when we demonstrate that one event results in another.

"Not Afraid" is a song by American rapper Eminem from his seventh studio album Recovery, and was released as the album's lead single on April 29, 2010, by Interscope Records. "Not Afraid" received mixed to positive reviews from music critics, who praised the song for being anthemic in nature and carrying a positive message. The song did, however, face criticism for its sudden change in theme from previous singles, and was considered to be less affecting than some of his other songs. Despite mixed reception, "Not Afraid" became the 16th song in Billboard history to debut on the US Billboard Hot 100 at number one; it also debuted as a chart-topper in Canada.

Tired of your team being last place at trivia night at your local bar? Step 1: probably drink a little less so you can understand the questions. Step 2: read up on some of these interesting facts and impress everyone by winning your next trivia night!

Hey if that .38 special from yesterday caught your attention, they also have a nice snub nosed nickel plated .357 magnum for prtty short money, too.

Thought you might appreciate this hero. Lee

Greetings from an ex-Chicagoan in Northern Wisconsin Ernie! Sad news from yesterday: Perhaps the finest pilot of all time, Robert A. "Bob" Hoover passed away... Chase pilot for Chuck Yeager, graduate of both the USAF and USN Test Pilot schools, Safety Pilot for many Reno Air Races... Dude was a true Legend, and a true gentleman. Surf up some of his airshow routines in his yellow P-51 Mustang, and his trick of barrel-rolling a stock Shrike Commander while pouring a glass of ice tea. Incredible! As always, thanks for your awesome site and all of the barely productive hours! Mike

Your first challenge is to show me what this green highway sign reads. Then once you've done that, see if you can't find this row of benches.

"All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice. If somebody gets in your face and calls you a cocksucker, I want you to be nice. Ask him to walk. Be nice. If he won't walk, walk him. But be nice. If you can't walk him, one of the others will help you, and you'll both be nice. I want you to remember that it's a job. It's nothing personal. I want you to be nice, until it's time to not be nice. Well uh, how are we supposed to know when that is? You won't. I'll let you know. "

Hiland Dairy Foods Company has delivered farm-fresh dairy products to customers throughout the Midwest since 1938. Today they've expanded beyond traditional dairy foods like our milk, cheese, ice cream and yogurt to offer a wide variety of wholesome nondairy beverages, including fresh fruit juices, Red Diamond Teas, almond and soy milks, YoPhoria Smoothies and much more. Today Hiland Dairy Foods is committed to corporate responsibility through innovation, stewardship and sustainability efforts. They care deeply about our people and communities as well as preserving our water, land and natural resources for future generations. Hiland Dairy is a vital part of many hometown communities, and operate processing facilities in Missouri, Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma and Arkansas.

About those expensive pizzas here is where they are from ... Kirtis

The getNaked sign was on Bruhl in Leipzig Germany, You can buy those colorfull bowls at the Gemma on Placeta de Montcada 8, Barcelona, Spain, and the last one, she is rollerblading in front of La Capilla on Sartori Ave. in Torrance, Ca. Rick

ICYMI: Megyn Kelly calls Trump a sexual predator, Newt Gingrich ain't having it, promptly grabs her by the proverbial pussy.

Cutting. It's a practice that is foreign, frightening, to parents. It is not a suicide attempt, though it may look and seem that way. Cutting is a form of self-injury -- the person is literally making small cuts on his or her body, usually the arms and legs. It's difficult for many people to understand. This practice has long existed in secrecy. Cuts can be easily hidden under long sleeves. But in recent years, movies and TV shows have drawn attention to it -- prompting greater numbers of young adults to try it.

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October 26, 2016

Sorry Between Physiotherapy and Doctor Visit, Today Is A Bit Curt.

Folding chairs are generally used for seating in areas where permanent seating is not possible or practical. This includes outdoor and indoor events such as funerals, college graduations, religious services, and sporting events and competitions. They are often used as weapons in professional wrestling. Folding chairs are also used in the home for any situation requiring extra seating. This includes parties, card games, computer desks, and temporary seating at the dinner table.

Some of your favorite celebrities indeed not only have siblings, but are a part of a twin duo. Poor Michael Kutcher.

Collage is a technique of an art production, primarily used in the visual arts, where the artwork is made from an assemblage of different forms, thus creating a new whole. A collage may sometimes include magazine and newspaper clippings, ribbons, paint, bits of colored or handmade papers, portions of other artwork or texts, photographs and other found objects, glued or held in place by ribbons on a piece of paper or canvas. The origins of collage can be traced back hundreds of years, but this technique made a dramatic reappearance in the early 20th century as an art form of novelty.

I don't care what the lawyers say, there are no accidental discharges, only negligent ones.

A Fire Alarm Control Panel (FACP) is the controlling component of a Fire Alarm System. The panel receives information from environmental sensors designed to detect changes associated with fire, monitors their operational integrity and provides for automatic control of equipment, and transmission of information necessary to prepare the facility for fire based on a predetermined sequence. The panel may also supply electrical energy to operate any associated sensor, control, transmitter, or relay. There are four basic types of Fire Alarm Control Panel : coded panels, conventional panels, addressable panels, and multiplex systems.

European American Armory is a Rockledge, Florida based firearms company which imports a number of different handguns, shotguns and rifles to the United States. They are best known for importation of the Tanfoglio T95, which is a modified clone of the Czech CZ-75/CZ-85 pistol made in Gardone Val Trompia, Italy. Does anyone have any experience with EAA firearms? They've got a brand new .38 revolver for only $266, I'm just wondering if this is a good deal, or a you-get-what-you-pay-for kind of thing.

Marty McFly's official 1985 outfit in Back To The Future is the following: ZEISS Silver Aviator Sunglasses with sweat guard, Dark red Short-sleeved T-Shirt, Shah Safari Button down Checked Shirt, Black Straight-Clip Suspenders, Guess Marciano two-tone blue jean jacket with paisley lining in the sleeves, 1.25" Pin Button that says "Art in Revolution", Fender Precision P Bass Guitar Pin, An Earring that was converted into what many fans call "Marty's Boomerang Pin", Class 5 Down Vest in Burnt Orange, Casio CA-50 Calculator Watch, Calvin Klein Brief Underwear, Stonewash Skinny Jeans, Grey Crew Socks, and 1984 Nike Bruins in White and Dark Red.

Someone appeared to be looking for a fight, and they got it. Look what happens with this she-dude attacks a black woman over a packet of barbeque sauce. Added bonus: even manages to work in Black Lives Matter.

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October 25, 2016

Let's Hear it For The Boys From Taffy Three.

Okay, it's been 36 hours, so these pictures are fair game.

The Battle off Samar was the centermost action of the Battle of Leyte Gulf, one of the largest naval battles in history, which took place in the Philippine Sea off Samar Island, in the Philippines on October 25, 1944. As the only major action in the larger battle where the Americans were largely unprepared against the opposing forces, it has been cited by historians as one of the greatest military mismatches in naval history.

Admiral William Halsey, Jr. was lured into taking his powerful 3rd Fleet after a decoy fleet, leaving only three escort carrier groups of the 7th Fleet. The escort carriers and destroyer escorts which had been designed to protect slow convoys from submarine attack had been repurposed to attack ground targets, and had few torpedoes as they could normally rely on Halsey's fleet to protect them from any threats from armored warships. A Japanese surface force of battleships and cruisers, battered earlier in the larger battle and thought to have been in retreat, instead turned around unobserved and stumbled upon the northernmost of the three groups, Task Unit 77.4.3 -- known as "Taffy 3" -- commanded by Rear Admiral Clifton Sprague. Taffy 3's few destroyers and slower destroyer escorts possessed neither the firepower nor armor to effectively oppose the Japanese force, but nevertheless desperately attacked with 5 inch guns and torpedoes to cover the retreat of their slow "jeep" carriers. Aircraft from the carriers of Taffy 1, 2, and 3, including FM-2 Wildcats, F6F Hellcats and TBM Avengers, strafed, bombed, torpedoed, rocketed, depth-charged, fired at least one .38 caliber handgun and made numerous "dry" runs at the Japanese force when the American planes ultimately ran out of ammunition.

USS Johnston (DD-557) was a World War II-era Fletcher-class destroyer in the service of the United States Navy. She was the first Navy ship named after Lieutenant John V. Johnston. The small "tincan" destroyer, armed with nothing larger than 5 inch guns and torpedoes, would lead the attack of a handful of light ships which had inadvertently been left unprotected in the path of a massive Japanese fleet led by battleships and cruisers. USS Samuel B. Roberts (DE-413) was a John C. Butler-class destroyer escort of the United States Navy. Steaming aggressively through a gauntlet of incoming shells, Samuel B. Roberts scored one torpedo hit and numerous gunfire hits as she slugged it out with larger enemy warships before finally being sunk. After the battle, Samuel B. Roberts received the appellation "the destroyer escort that fought like a battleship."

Sprague's task unit lost two escort carriers, two destroyers, a destroyer escort and several aircraft. But the sacrifices of the Johnston, the Samuel B. Roberts, and their little escort carrier task unit Taffy 3 helped stop Admiral Kurita's Center Force from attacking vulnerable U.S. landing forces, and eventually inflicted greater losses to the Japanese attackers than they suffered. Over a thousand Americans died, comparable to the combined losses of American men and ships at the better known Battles of the Coral Sea and Midway. But in exchange for the heavy losses for such a small force, they sank or disabled three Japanese cruisers and caused enough confusion to persuade the Japanese commander, Vice Admiral Takeo Kurita, to regroup and ultimately withdraw, rather than advancing to sink troop and supply ships at Leyte Gulf. In the combined Battle of Leyte Gulf, 10,000 Japanese sailors and 3,000 Americans died. Although the battleship Yamato and the remaining force returned to Japan, the battles marked the final defeat of the Japanese Navy, as the ships remained in port for most of the rest of the war and ceased to be an effective naval force.

The Front started out as a small, independent project. Funded out of pocket by its three producers, Deward Lawrence, Jon & Nathan Blaze and a handful of enthusiastic Indiegogo contributors. It aims to provide a historical and entertaining glimpse of WWII from the perspectives of six different characters.

I know how you like dogs so here is a local story about one tough dog. One and two. Rick

Hi Ernie, Got an infographic here with 10 little known but proven secrets for selling your home. Any chance you can feature it on Ehowa? Kind Regards, David

Vomiting on fans, threatening people, and kicking police officers is no way to go through life, son young lady.

When a man posted a photo taken with a drone of extremely flooded homes in North Carolina to Twitter, he unwittingly set the ball in motion to save a stranded veteran and his dog. Qavas Hart was tweeting the photo of flooded homes in Hope Mills in the aftermath of Hurricane Matthew, when he got the attention Craig Williams in Texas.Craig had been worried about his brother, Chris, who was stuck in his house with his dog due to the flooding. To cheer him up, Craig reportedly sent Chris the picture posted by Hart, to show him others were worse off than he, when Chris responded that one of the houses in it was, in fact, his. Craig immediately contacted Hart and asked him if he could help rescue his brother. According to local news reports, Hart returned to the scene and flagged down a rescue crew who saved Chris and his dog Lana from the flooded house. This drone footage captures the rescue.

And I have three challenges for you today. The first is a starter one, much like this sparring match between Neo and Morpheus: i want you to find out where she followed the sign's instructions. Next, is a little more advanced, like when Neo fought Agent Smith in the subway: see if you can find where to buy these colorful bowls. Andif you truly believe that you have what it takes to be The One, then I'd ask you to find where she's rollerblading.

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October 24, 2016

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Trump: the election is rigged. Democrats: prove it. Wikileaks: here's proof. Democrats: the Russians are interfering with the election.

Outboard Marine Corporation (OMC) was a maker of Evinrude, Johnson and Gale Outboard Motors boat motors and many different brands of boats. It was a multibillion-dollar Fortune 500 corporation based in Waukegan, Illinois. They also owned several lines of boats such as Chris Craft, Lowe Boats, Princecraft, Four Winns, SeaSwirl, Stratos, and Javelin. OMC sold 100,000 motors in 2000 and had one third of the outboard market, yet for bankruptcy in December of 2000, laying off 7,000 employees.

Martini & Rossi is an Italian multinational alcoholic beverage company primarily associated with the Martini brand of vermouth and sparkling wine. The company started in the mid-19th century, as a vermouth bottling plant in Pessione — the Distilleria Nazionale di Spirito di Vino. Three men came to dominate the company, businessman Alessandro Martini, winemaker Luigi Rossi and accountant Teofilo Sola, and in 1863 they changed the name to Martini, Sola & Cia. The Sola family sold out in 1879, and the company became known as Martini & Rossi. Since the earliest days of the company, Martini have marketed their products aggressively, with some memorable TV advertising and sponsoring events under their MARTINI Terrazza logo.

Customs agents have gotten very good over the past decade, so smugglers are constantly trying to stay one step ahead of them. Some of these smugglers have just brought it to an entirely new level with how they're transporting dangerous goods over country lines. What's really impressive is how many of these were caught by customs, yet what's kind of scary is, how many weren't?

Kirkland Signature is Costco's private label, introduced 1992. The idea was to identify categories in which a private label product could provide brand name quality at discounted prices. To counteract the consumer confidence problem common in store branding, Kirkland Signature occasionally employs co-branding. Any idea what Kirkland Signature product she's using?

This is the most American goddamn thing I've ever see. Make sure you watch until the end. Jon

There's been many mentions of the dangers of Australian wildlife and the size of our spiders. Thought you and your readers would get a kick out of seeing a huntsman spider dragging a mouse up a fridge in the kitchen. Ben

Also, my in-wall safe security cabinet arrived over the weekend. So I can either have The Boss Lady try to install it, or it'll have to wait until I can stand long enough to do it myself. Alterantive: the gun concealment bench provides a clever way to store your firearms with room for up to five long guns, plus there's a removable wood tray for handguns or other accessories. Added bonus, I can put my foot up.

Back in 1995 when Yamaha released their Wolverine 350, they were looking to close the gap between the sport and utility market. Their '95 Wolverine handled better, offered good usable power and didn't weight as much as other ATVs in the 4×4 utility ranks. The Wolverine 350, along with the Polaris Scrambler 400, sent a wake up call to all of the manufacturers. In the utility ranks, suspension travel increased, motors displacement grew each year and handling became more important among the work horse quads. Recognizing that their machine was falling behind the times, Yamaha decided to start from scratch with the Wolverine and released an all new Wolverine 450.

Gary Byrne, a former uniformed Secret Service officer who was stationed outside the oval office during Bill Clinton's presidency, has plenty to say about Hillary Clinton's actions. The author of “Crisis of Character” sat down with the Frontlines team to discuss his firsthand experience with Hillary and Bill, their character and culture.

Hey Ernie the dude on the horn with NSO is on the corner by the Lincoln's Inn Fields in London. good times, Ray and Stacey

Hi Ernie! I found the location that naked trumpeter was playing his horn … It's on the corner of Lincoln's Inn Fields and Serle Street in The Westminster section of London, England. In your pic the windows are taped and the sand bags lead me to believe that they were filming a Well movie there about the time the pic was taken. Keep up the good work! Scott

I have absolutely no problem the way this cop puts foot to ass -- or head in this case -- while arresting this asshole.

The Absolutely True Diary of a Part Time Indian is a 2007 novel for young adults written by Sherman Alexie and illustrated by Ellen Forney. It is a first-person narrative by Native American teenager known as "Junior", a 14-year-old budding cartoonist. The book is a bildungsroman, detailing Junior's life on the Spokane Indian Reservation and his decision, upon encouragement from a reservation high school teacher, to go to an all-white public high school in the off-reservation town of Reardan, Washington. The novel is controversial for some of its content on issues such as alcohol, poverty, bullying, violence, and sexual references, as well as for the tragic deaths of characters and for the use of profanity and slurs related to homosexuality and mental disability. As a result, some schools have banned The Absolutely True Diary of a Part Time Indian from school libraries or inclusion in curricula.

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October 22, 2016

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.

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