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January 27, 2015

Seventy Years Ago Today, The The Red Army Liberated Auschwitz Concentration Camp.

The name of the town “Auschwitz” has long been a synonym for bloody German atrocities in the lexicon of the peoples of the world. Few of its prisoners escaped the fires of its notorious “ovens.” From behind the wire of its numerous camps only a phantom echo had filtered of the wails from the lips of its thousands of prisoners. Only now, when the troops of the First Ukrainian Front had liberated Auschwitz, was it possible to see with one's own eyes the entirety of this terrible camp, in which many of its tens of square kilometers of fields were soaked in human blood, and literally fertilized with human ash.

In the first years of the camp, the Germans maintained only a cottage industry of death: they simply led prisoners to a large open pit, forced them to lie down and shot them in the back of the head. When one layer was full, the next would be forced to lie down head-to-foot on the layer below. And so was filled the second layer, and the third, and the fourth … When the grave was full, to make sure that all of the people were dead, it was raked with submachine gun fire several times, while those for whom there was no room in the grave covered it up. Thus were filled hundreds of enormous pits in the eastern part of the camp, which bore the name of the “old” graves. The German hangmen, noting the primitiveness of this method of killing, decided to increase the productivity of the industrial plant of death by mechanizing it, leading to the gas chambers, the electric conveyor belt, the construction of the blast furnace for burning bodies and the so-called ovens.

But for the prisoners of Auschwitz death itself was not the most terrible thing. The German sadists, before killing their confinees, tormented them with hunger, cold, 18 hour days, and monstrous punishments. They showed me leather-covered steel rods that they used to be beat the confinees. On the handle – the mark of the Krupp factory in Dresden. These articles were produced on an industrial scale. I saw, in facilities in the southern part of the camp, benches with straps on which people were beaten to death. They were covered with zinc so the blood of the victims could be washed off: the hangmen had a care for hygiene! I saw a specially constructed oaken chair, in which people were killed, after having had their backs broken. I saw massive rubber truncheons, all bearing the stamp of the Krupp factory, with which the confinees were beaten about the head and genitals. [source]

The Soviet army entered Auschwitz — the network of extermination camps operated by Nazi Germany in occupied Poland — on Jan. 27, 1945, liberating the most notorious site of the Holocaust. In the decades since, groups of survivors have gathered to honor that day — including an annual remembrance at Auschwitz itself. This year, they mark the 70th anniversary of liberation on Tuesday — a day that, for a significant portion of remaining survivors, may be the last major remembrance of their lifetimes. The numbers themselves tell the story. [source]

As the world marks the 70th anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz by Soviet troops on 27 January 1945, a group of now elderly survivors of the Nazi death camp have been photographed holding wartime pictures of themselves and their murdered families. Erzsebet Brodt, 89, holds a picture of her family who were killed in the death camps. Remembering the train journey they made, she said that those who were 'sick or about to give birth were forced out and put into one wagon: "When the wagon was opened in Auschwitz we saw that everyone was dead inside." [source]

For the Jews who died in gas chambers, the issue of resistance was moot - until as late as mid-1942, most Jews were unaware about the implementation of the Final Solution. Stripped of weapons, facing starvation and disease combined with the prospect of deportation, most Jews believed that they were being relocated to work. For virtually all, the reality that they faced immediate death did not occur until the doors of the gas chambers were sealed, the lights were turned off and the gas filled the rooms. But by then, it was too late. Those who did resist - either by running from the trains or attacking their captors - faced certain death. Some took advantage of this option and were summarily executed on the spot. Others chose to take their own lives when faced with the hopelessness of the situation. It might be argued that suicide under these circumstances was itself resistance. For others, deciding not to commit suicide but rather to make an attempt at survival amidst the hopelessness and despair of this situation was their resistance. Those that resisted more actively found that any success resulted in unintended consequences since the Nazis practiced collective responsibility. If a Nazi soldier was murdered by a Jew, not only was that Jew executed, but also his family and perhaps a hundred others. As a result, few Jews carried out active resistance from fear of reprisals. [source]

Katie Worthman was born in Austria, and lived there for seven years under Hitlers brutal regime. She says that the story of Hitler overthrowing governments and people in order to come to power just simply isn't true, but rather the Austrian people elected Hitler with 98% of the vote at the ballot box. Mrs. Worthman then goes on to say that the Austrian people had guns, but the government began to say that they were dangerous, so they began to implement gun registration. Then she said this was followed by turning in their weapons to the police station in order to cut down on crime, and if citizens didn't… there would be capital punishment. Mrs. Worthman says that the dictatorship, “didn't happen over night, but it took 5 years, gradually, little by little, to escalate to a dictatorship.” As a Nazi survivor, what is her advice to us... “Keep your guns. Keep your guns and buy more guns." [source] - [video]

Faye Schulman always carried two things with her in the forests of Poland. A medical kit to care for her fellow partisans, and a camera. Schulman is the only known Jewish partisan photographer to capture life in the forest, Braff said. Most photographs of World War II resistance fighters were taken after liberation. Schulman was recruited to take pictures for the Nazis (her brother had already fled town). She would snap headshots of Nazi officials and portraits of their mistresses. One day, she developed a photograph that was clearly a mass grave of Jews who had been killed. Peering closely at the print, she recognized her own family. She hid the negative in a box of photo paper to assure it would remain safe and unseen. She vowed vengeance and sought justice in the forest with a group of Russians — mostly men and overwhelmingly non-Jews — she'd met up with when they raided Lenin for supplies. “I want people to know there was resistance,” Faye said during that interview, the text of which is displayed with the photo exhibit. “Jewish people didn't go like sheep to the slaughter. I was a photographer. I have pictures. I have proof.” [source]

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January 26, 2015

I'm Going To Drive Around Like This And See How Long Until I Make It Onto The Internet.

If you believe in UFO's, here's an account of a sighting that happened in Scarborough, Canada back in 2009. If you're a fan of conspiracy theories, it happened at exactly the same time this photo was taken, too.

If you look across the street from D&D Auto Body in San Francisco, you'll see there's been some serious construction done since this photo was taken.

A carbine is a long arm firearm but with a shorter barrel than a rifle or musket. Many carbines are shortened versions of full length rifles, shooting the same ammunition, while others fire lower-powered ammunition, including those designed for pistols. One of the more unusual classes of carbine is the pistol caliber carbine, which were developed as companions to the popular revolvers of the day, firing the same cartridge but allowing more velocity and accuracy than the revolver. The primary advantages of a carbine over a pistol using the same ammunition are increased accuracy due to the buttstock and longer barrel (and with it, sight radius), relatively low muzzle blast/flash/recoil, higher muzzle velocity and energy of a longer barrel for increased wounding potential and penetration. These were carried by cowboys, lawmen, and others in the Old West; the classic combination would be a Winchester lever action carbine and a Colt revolver chambered in .357 Magnum or .44 Magnum.

Modern equivalents also exist, such as the Beretta Cx4 Storm shares magazines with many Beretta pistols, and is designed to be complementary to the Beretta Px4 Storm pistol. The Hi-Point 995 Carbine is a cheaper alternative to other pistol caliber carbines in the United States and its magazines can be used in the Hi-Point C-9 pistol. One less-noted advantage of PCCs is their lower muzzle report compared to more powerful rifles; because they are less noisy when fired, they are less likely to cause permanent hearing damage when fired indoor without hearing protection - this can be an important consideration during home defense. Furthermore, PCCs may not be as legally restricted as comparable handguns, depending on the jurisdiction.

Okay, pretty serious photo challenge here, and you'll need a passport and some vodka for this one. Where can I find this huge ass roadside chopper made out of scrap metal? It's somewhere in Russia (Ukraine?) and it's near a wolf monument. That's all I can give you.

Hi Ernie. The picture of the Kid Rock supporter was taken in front of 327 Duval St. in Key West. Love the site. Efrain

Ernie - That's at 327 Duval St., which per Google maps is a store called 'Artisans'. The manhole/utility access covers gives it away. All hail painted boobies! Chris

Backdraft is a 1991 action thriller film directed by Ron Howard and written by Gregory Widen, about firefighters in Chicago on the trail of a serial arsonist who sets fires with a fictional chemical substance, trychtichlorate. Fire fighting professionals have noted that most real structure fires differ from what is shown in the movie by having smoke conditions that obscure vision inside the building almost completely. Backdraft received a positive reception from critics; the film currently holds a 73% 'Fresh' rating on Rotten Tomatoes, with the consensus "It's not particularly deep, but Backdraft is a strong action movie with exceptional special effects."

Meanwhile, somewhere in New York City... West 46th and Something-Brazil? Where the fuck is that?

Damn you Ernie, That game is worse than fucking crack….I'm so addicted, but I finally got one in less than a minute. John

It's true. It is like crack, isn't it? Quick and simple. And addicting as fawk. As for Sheep Reaction, I've always known I have reflexes like Groot, so it came as no surprise that DJ beat me with a 0.1968. But then I was all Daaamn! when John sent in a 0.1848 ... I seriously doubt anyone will beat that.

Rick Wetzel and Bill Phelps are the chieftains of pretzel empire Wetzel's Pretzels. In 1994, the two were working in marketing at Nestle USA. On a business trip to Seattle, the colleagues, though not friends at the time, started kicking around the idea of pretzels as a new snack-food business. An eavesdropping stranger told them soft fresh-baked bread pretzels were really tasty. The pair got excited and started mapping out a business plan that night at a bar. They wrestled with finding a name that could be trademarked. Everything Phelps wanted had already been taken. Wetzel, who had been teased in the schoolyard with "Hey Wetzel, you pretzel," kept his mouth shut. A friend who was a marketing consultant finally pointed out the obvious for a name.

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January 24, 2015

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January 23, 2015

I'm An American Bad Ass, Watch Me Kick. You Can Roll With Rock, Or You Can Suck My Dick..

I have to tip my hat to Kid Rock, he's got this Michael Moore/Seth Rogan thing pretty much figured out. So props to Kid Rock, and his supporters in Key West. Bonus points to anyone who can show me where that photo was taken. HINT: I'd guess somewhere within walking distance of one of the three places in Key West that sell Pandora jewelry.

Vacationers should shower after swimming in the sea to reduce their chances of picking up the superbug, MRSA, according to scientists. The warning follows one of the first major studies into dangerous microbes that bathers might encounter during a trip to the seaside. The bugs get into seawater when they are washed off the skin of people who may be unaware they are carrying the infection. "Staphylococcus are shed by individuals into the waters and if you do go into these waters you are likely to be exposed," said Lisa Plano who led the research at the University of Miami. She said there was no reason to avoid swimming in the sea, but recommended people take precautions to reduce the risk of spreading, or picking up the bugs, by showering before and after going for a swim.

Fight against stronger, more violent monsters in Decision 3! This zombie-killing sequel lets you team up with other survivors in town. You can use each person's abilities to complete special tasks and conquer every wave of mutants. There are more than 30 weapons variations available for your monster-slaying pleasure! One of a new weapons we add to the game is ROKS the flamethrower. It is a weapon with a small range but with a great damage. Decision 3 also has new enemies: Mutants. They are stronger and faster than zombies, but not so numerous.

How do you remove scotch tape from a wood furniture? This sounds like a sticky subject. Because scotch tape does not adhere well to wood surfaces that have not had a finish applied, I will assume that your wood furniture has been stained. All types of tape and labels use an adhesive that is oil-soluble. Many oil-based products used around the home such as olive oil, salad dressing or mayonnaise can help dissolve the adhesive. In a home store you can find products such as Goof Off or Goo Gone that can do the trick. I believe that the best remedy is WD-40. WD-40 will not harm wood that has been sealed, such as a stained surface. Take care not to apply WD-40 to an unfinished wood surface, as the oil will seep into the pores and stain the wood.

Hi Ernie. I don't think this rubbermaid tool box is available anymore, I found an expired ad for one here. I also sent in the location for the "whereisthiusmonument" photo challenge back on 12-09-2014, But Tim did give a very good discription of locating it. I'm sure with the volume of emails you get that the odd challenge reply could be missed. [I finally found this Monument, It is located in Leipzig Germany on Grimmaische Straße. The Starbucks is at 14 Grimmaische Straße There is no street view (looks like due to construction at the time)] -- Rick

Hey Ernie - Love your site - blah blah blah - Can anyone identify the artist who painted the painting on the right? Are from none other than the crazy bastard Pablo Picasso. Bob

Well, Bob. Are you sure? SHOW ME.

A little over four years ago, a once in a thousand year phenomenon occured in Tampa, Florida. After her water broke at 4am Sunday morning, Sapana Amin was taken to Tampa General Hospital by her husband Katen Amin. A mere six hours later, they welcomed into the world their beautiful and perfect baby daughter; Anya Amin was born at exactly 10:10am -- precisely 10hrs, 10 mins, 10 secs -- on 10/10/10. In any language, this baby girl is a true "perfect 10" and now is the gem in her parents' eyes.

Taking a closer look at the most popular 9mm voncealed carry handguns, I really have to tip my hat to FNH and their FNS-C 9mm that holds 17 rounds. That's a shit ton of ammo for a CCW weapon.

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January 22, 2015

My Bet is, She Looks Like This Every 28 Days or So.

Everyone knows what a Fleshlight is. But did you know if you use one, you're actually banging Eufrat Mai, a hottie from the Czech Republic? Of course, you did. But actually, you're wrong. Her real name is Jana Potysova, and she was born a Commie. Still though, nice box.

Clipped hedges above eye level may be laid out in the form of a labyrinth or garden maze. Few such mazes survived the change of fashion towards more naturalistic plantings in the 18th and 19th centuries, but many were replanted in 20th-century restorations of older gardens. Hedges and pruning can both be used to enhance a garden's privacy, as a buffer to visual pollution and to hide fences. A hedge can be aesthetically pleasing, as in a tapestry hedge, where alternate species are planted at regular intervals to present different colors or textures.

Geez dude, isn't raking the sand kind of a futile task?

I have noticed several websites including blogs, and even Good Morning America talk about using an iPod for your reception dance music. My first reaction to these articles, and the people who think this actually works, can be summed up by a grumpy cat, "No!" Do DJs use iPods? Rarely. Usually they are there just as a backup in case of a malfunction and we need to get a song going quickly. Sometimes DJs use iPhones and iPads as remote controls when they do sound checks or have to leave the booth to emcee in another area of the room. By no means were iPods ever designed to take the place of a DJ or proper DJ equipment. iPods are a tool, not the craftsman.

This happened in my town. The suspect had 98 convictions. He was under a lifetime ban from possessing firearms. He shot one Mountie in the head and the other through the torso. He fled and hid in an abandoned house near a golf course. Where he died, most likely of suicide. In Canada we see so much media from the states that many people assume we can shoot a burglar. It's not true. We don't have the right to defend ourselves or our property unless we can show our lives were in grave danger. I don't remember the last time I saw a handgun that wasn't on a police officer. Funny how this guy with 98 overlapping convictions can get one. Zack

So I'm looking for a new houseplant and aren't sure what I should buy. Can you tell me a little bit about this potted plant here? Is it an aloe vera plant? I only ask because the stems on aloe veras usually rise upwards, not bend over like this one.

With the end of production of the Dodge Town Wagon in 1966 and the Plymouth Suburban station wagon in 1978, only General Motors continued to manufacture a vehicle branded as a "Suburban", and GM was awarded an exclusive trademark on the name in 1988. The Chevrolet Suburban is one of the largest SUVs on the market today. It has outlasted competitive vehicles such as the International Harvester Travelall, Jeep Wagoneer, and the Ford Excursion. The Suburban of today is a full-size SUV with three rows of seating, a full pickup truck frame, and V8 engine. It is one of the few station wagons available with all bench rows. The Suburban is the same height and width as the Chevrolet Tahoe, although the Suburban is 20 inches longer.

Here is the location of the detailing center, on the corner of Hampton Dr and Sunset Ave in Santa Monica, CA. The tent is there if viewed from Hampton Dr. but gone in the Sunset Ave. view. Rick

Hey ernie.... found this while surfing around and recognized it right away... doesn't help with location. .. but sure is hot... thanks for all the great stuff daily.. Brandon

Hmmm, I'm looking to do some intervior decorating. Can anyone identify the artist who painted the painting on the right?

What caliber is best for concealed carry? If I use a 9mm, won't the bullets just bounce off my attacker? If I choose a .45 ACP, is there a chance that I might inadvertently destroy nearby buildings? Which buzzwords do I have to consider? Knockdown power? Stopping Power? Incapacitation? Penetration? Constipation? Turns out, handgun caliber really doesn't matter; it's your accuracy that counts. In fact, mathematically speaking .22LR has the lowest average number of rounds until incapacitation (1.38) while my beloved .45 ACP takes 2.08 to put an attacker down. Translation: shoot something you're comfortable with. But it's worth noting the venerable 12 gauge shotgun is still The Boss, with a 1.22 show average to incapacitate your attacker, with an 86% average one-shot stop.


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