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May 4, 2015

I Wonder If Foreskin Provides As Much Protection As Silicone?

To anyone who wasn't able to fly their own personal jet to Las Vegas for he fight, the Mayweather-Pacquiao pay-per-view was a hundred bucks. So it's totally understandable that people didn't want to spend that kind of money on a fight that no expert believed would live up to the hype. That said, there were other ways to watch the fight without spending $100 all by yourself. Understand that over the 12 rounds, Mayweather earned $4,994,681 per minute, with Pacquiao earning a paltry $3,329,787 per minute, earning eash a $180,000,000 and $120,000,000 payouts, respectively. Perhaps now you can understand why some call Mayweather not only the greatest pound-for-pound boxer of this generation, but the greatest businessman, as well. So the true winner in this underwhelming battle? Floyd Mayweather's car salesman.

Modern dropped ceilings were initially created to hide the building infrastructure, including piping, wiring, and/or ductwork, by creating a plenum space above the dropped ceiling, while allowing access for repairs and inspections. Drop ceilings may also be used to hide problems, such as structural damage. Further, drop out ceilings can also conceal the sprinkler systems while still providing full fire suppression functionality. For many years, dropped ceilings were made of basic white tiles, but modern innovations now offer a plethora of options in sizes, colors, materials (including retro designs and faux wood, leather, or metal), visual effects and shapes, patterns, and textures as well as support systems and ways to access the plenum. Custom runs of specialty ceiling tiles can be done at relatively low cost compared with the past.

I have searched and searched the entire Conway bicycle catalog, including the previous models section, and I still can't find this red one with the low slung frame.

Hi Ernie, That is the California Lighthouse on the northern most point of the island of Aruba. My wife and I vacationed there in November of 2013. The buildings in the background are the La Trattoria El Faro Blanco restaurant. It also lies just north of a golf course. This link should give you a panoramic view of the location. Chris

Hi Ernie, My best guess on that lighthouse would be the California Lighthouse in Aruba. The only thing throwing it off is I can't find a picture that includes the tower beside it. The orange tiled roof is the restaurant beside it--el Faro Blanco. It looks like the pic was taken at the northern tip looking back towards the lighthouse. Love the site. Thanks, Mike

It's been almost five years since I did a cost-benefit analysis on solar panels for my house. The break-even point using the proces and technology at the time was a hair over 16 years. I will sheepishly admit I found that a little shocking, considering this is the Sunshine State and all, but numbers don't lie. As of two years ago, those numbers still seemed to be accurate, ad the breakeven point for Florida is again shown to be 16 years. Now there's this new tool ccoming out of Tampa, and if I plug in my numbers -- $1,750/KWh installed, 5Kw installation, federal tax credits only -- it tells me I have a 6 year break even point. I wonder if the new Tesla Powerwall will be able to shorten that even more, or if thr additional cost will extend the break even

Ceiling fans are very popular in American households. They are decorative and they provide enhanced comfort, especially during hot weather. The Gossamer Wind was conceived by Danny Parker at the Florida Solar Energy Center as a means of realizing the energy efficiency and comfort potential of ceiling fans. The Gossamer Wind series ceiling fans can provide significant energy savings. Compared to conventional ceiling fans, they consume approximately half the energy in operation, saving an estimated $20 per year in electricity costs while providing the same or greater air velocities. To date, approximately 2 million Gossamer Wind ceiling fans have been purchased across the country, saving users more than $40 million annually.

Im pretty sure thats the California Lighthouse in Aruba. As far as this challenge, super easy, she's at the MGM as you can clearly see the Excalibur and New York New York in the background at the intercession of of Las Vegas Blvd and Tropicana. Ryker

Ernie: the Ruger .357/9mm single action revolver comes with two different cylinders, one for each caliber. The 9mm case has no rim, so the chamber in the cylinder is cut so the cartridge case mouth stops at a small circumferential lip or edge, just like in the chamber of an auto pistol. In other words, the cartridge head spaces on the mouth of the case, rather than on the rim, the latter method being used with most revolver cartridges. Ruger revolvers is 30 carbine, 45 auto and 10mm auto (there may be more) also do this. Lon

Okay, here is kind of a softball for anyone who struggled with the lighthouse photo. I'm looking to pick up this poster with the black man in a white circle on the left side.

He named his son after Superman. He once owned a castle, until he had to sell it for the purposes of honoring debt. He may or may not have been alive since at least the Civil War. He's part of one of American cinema's most prolific, lauded families but has downplayed this for some time now. At different points in his career he's been a sex symbol, an Oscar-winner, a vampire, a punchline, a cult hero, a pachinko salesman, a symbol of Hollywood downturn and a consummate leading man. He's Nicolas Cage, and he might be the Internet's favorite actor.

May 2, 2015

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May 1, 2015

Wow, That Guy Is A Complete Dickhead.

Here's a pretty good challenge for you. I need someone to identify this lighthouse and show me where it is. Given the staggered arrangements of the windows leading up the entire height, my first guess was the Cape Wickham Lighthouse. But that turned out to be a no go because there's no wide rim of bricks around the bottom of the Wickham, its sides are smooth all the way to the bottom, where as the one in my photo is not.

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Bohnanza is a German-style card game of trading and politics, designed by Uwe Rosenberg and released in 1997 by Amigo Spiele in German and by Rio Grande Games in English. It is played with a deck of cards with comical illustrations of eleven different types of beans, which the players are trying to plant and sell in order to raise money. Uwe Rosenberg and Hanno Girke have designed a number of expansions to the game, some of which were released as limited editions by Lookout Games. A wild west-themed expansion which adds buildings which can be purchased when a player cashes in a field. This expansion was revised by Amigo in 2001 to include Prohibohn, an expansion for Al Cabohne. The English version contains the additional material from the Amigo revision as well as the cards from the Erweiterungset revision.

Now, the weekend is upon us, so don't forget to throw away all of your empty pizza boxes and recycle your empty beer cans.

Hey Ernie. Immediately after Archie Bradley was hit in the face with the ball, the first baseman ran over, picked up the ball and turned to the umpire at first base and asked for time out. The umpire granted him that time out and at that point the play was dead. Were Gonzalez to go over and check on Bradley and be tagged with the ball, it would not count. Matt

Hi Ernie - you probably have a dozen answers already, but as baseball is near and dear to my heart, thought I would drop a line. The answer is no, and yes....the runner is not allowed to leave the base while the play is live, but if you watch the video, you can see both the catcher and second baseman raising their arms asking for time, and the home plate umpire raising his, granting it. This can be done if the ball is in the infield in the possession of the defending team. After time has been granted, the player could leave the base to check on the player. And to differentiate between the hidden ball trick and this situation....the player would be alright away from the base until time was called back "in" by the home plate umpire. The hidden ball trick takes place after the game goes back "live". I would assume the umpire would be willing to give the player time to get back to the base in this situation. Hope that helps. Jim

After losing my tumblr source over a month ago, finally a Las Vegas Hotel challenge. Where is she staying?

Cruise ship passengers should not bring life jackets to the muster drill. Instead guests are directed to proceed directly to their muster stations in the unlikely event of an emergency and upon hearing the emergency signal. This reduces the chance for cross-traffic and improves response time at muster stations, as guests do not need to return to their staterooms to retrieve their lifejackets if they are in another part of the ship at the time. Crew members will provide guests with life jackets at the muster stations. In the unlikely event of an emergency, one of the most important aspects is to account for all persons onboard, and this process facilitates that accountability.

Hi Ernie, There used to be a brilliant sketch comedy show on BBC called "The Mitchell and Webb Effect". In light of your post today, I present to you their version of Admiral Dönitz becoming Fuhrer. Cheers, Charley

Hey Ernie, the maps challenge of the beauty in front of a dome wasn't all that difficult. Saw it was the Sun Dome at the University of South Florida, and just matched up the architecture to the overhead view, dropped the Street View guy here, and everything matches up. The paint doesn't match because of the 2011 renovation completed in April of 2012. Mark

Okay, this banner is written in Chinese, amirite? If so, who can tell me what it reads?

What's the best way to get the attention of recently-single soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo? Stripping naked while reporting on the Real Madrid forward's latest fling during a television news segment seems like a good place to start. At least it is if your body looks anything like that of Venezuelan TV presenter Yuvi Pallares.

April 30, 2015

Mein Führer, Do You Still Wish To See Private Butz?

During a military conference on 22 April, 1945, Hitler asked about General Felix Steiner's offensive against the Soviets. He was told that the attack had not been launched and that the Soviets had entered Berlin. This prompted Hitler to ask everyone except Wilhelm Keitel, Alfred Jodl, Hans Krebs, and Wilhelm Burgdorf to leave the room. Hitler then launched a tirade against the treachery and incompetence of his commanders, culminating in his declaration that "everything was lost". Hitler then announced that he would stay in Berlin until the end and then shoot himself. Eight days later on 30 April, seventy years ago today, when Soviet troops were within a block or two of the Reich Chancellery, Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun committed suicide; Braun bit into a cyanide capsule and Hitler shot himself. Both their bodies were carried up the stairs and through the bunker's emergency exit to the bombed-out garden behind the Reich Chancellery, where they were placed in a bomb crater and doused with petrol. Hitler and Braun's corpses were set on fire as the Red Army shelling continued. Grand Admiral Karl Dönitz and Joseph Goebbels assumed Hitler's roles as head of state and chancellor respectively.

With just over two weeks until its May 15th release date, here is the latest and greatest Mad Max: Fury Road Official Retaliate Trailer. Charlize Theron's Terminator style arm looks pretty fucking cool, even if she is a hypocritical cunt. Coincidently, May 15th is also the last day to enter to win a Henry Repeating Arms Silver Boy 22LR Rifle.

The story of Duracell begins in the early 1920's with an inventive scientist named Samuel Ruben and an eager manufacturer of tungsten filament wire named Philip Rogers Mallory. Ruben came to the P.R. Mallory Company seeking a piece of equipment he needed for an experiment. But Ruben and Mallory saw an opportunity: uniting the one's inventive genius with the other's manufacturing muscle. Their partnership, which would last until 1975 with Mallory's death, was the bedrock of Duracell International. Today, Duracell is the world's leading producer of high-performance alkaline batteries. The tradition of innovation started by Ruben and Mallory is still evident in new batteries, such as Duracell Ultra with M3 Technology for High-Tech Devices. Duracell believes there is no limit to the potential of portable power, and as a company pledges they will always strive to find innovative and efficient ways to power your life in the future.

This was a tough one Ernie. Had to max out my Google skills. The "Riva" on the sign behind her ultimately led me here but that's not the hotel. The font and colors match so I figured I was close. We are in Golden Sands, Bulgaria. Using this image is what ultimately led me down the right path. I looked for a building similar to the large one behind her and worked my way back. In the attached screen shot the hotel behind her is marked 1 and her hotel is marked 2. She is staying at the Vladislav Party Hotel in Golden Sands Bulgaria. Google street view is weak in the area but if you click the image search you can see lots of crappy photos that show the outside of the hotel. Also you can see the pool behind her in this picture and it checks out with the satellite view. Also here is the google maps link for an overhead view that confirms everything. Keep up the good work. Matt

An exercise ball is a ball constructed of soft elastic with a diameter of approximately14 to 34 inches and filled with air. The air pressure is changed by removing a valve stem and either filling with air or letting the ball deflate. It is most often used in physical therapy, athletic training and exercise. A primary benefit of exercising with an exercise ball as opposed to exercising directly on a hard flat surface is that the body responds to the instability of the ball to remain balanced, engaging many more muscles. Those muscles become stronger over time to keep balance. Most frequently the core body muscles — the abdominal muscles and back muscles — are the focus of exercise ball fitness programs.

The Lingerie Football League's Chicago Bliss safety Alli Alberts is good at playing football... and she's even better at chugging beers. The LFL star put both of these skills on display during Saturday's 49-0 victory over the Omaha Heart, as she celebrated her MVP performance on the gridiron by chugging down a bottle of beer midfield after the game.

Hey Ernie, This one was pretty tough, the file name for the pic, tampageneralhospital.jpg, of course first took me to TGH, but nothing there matched. A Google Image search wasn't much help, but I did find a more fuller pic that showed her shaved beav along with a "Spring Break Life" water mark. I searched that site and found that Allie was on a scavenger hunt of sorts, all over Tampa. Then it occurred to me the building looked like a sports stadium, and I searched all the sports arenas in Tampa. Football, no. Baseball, no. Hockey, no. University of Florida, Bingo! Then I couldn't quite match up the street view, even going back to 2012, the architectural features looked the same, but the colors were off. Then I found an article where the stadium was given a 35 million dollar renovation in 2010. So, the pic was taken prior to 2010, about here. Keep 'em coming, Tim

I'm a fan of all things Elvis, even to the point of getting hitched at the Graceland Wedding Chapel in Las Vegas. So when I spied this Elvis book on the night stand, I was intrigued. Any idea where I can get one?

The Smith & Wesson M&P is a polymer-framed, short recoil operated, locked breech semi-automatic pistol introduced in the summer of 2005 by the American company Smith & Wesson. It uses a Browning-type locking system. In 2012, Smith & Wesson introduced the M&P Shield in 9mm and .40 S&W. The Shield is a subcompact single-stacked magazine variant of the M&P line. The Shield has roughly the same silhouette as the M&P Compact but is considerably thinner at less than 1-inch in width. The Shield is the first M&P to incorporate an improved trigger with positive reset. While targeted at law enforcement agencies, the M&P is also available on the commercial market -- Smith and Wesson M&P Shield in 9mm for $329 and the .40S&W model is only $339.


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