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January 24, 2015

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January 23, 2015

I'm An American Bad Ass, Watch Me Kick. You Can Roll With Rock, Or You Can Suck My Dick..

I have to tip my hat to Kid Rock, he's got this Michael Moore/Seth Rogan thing pretty much figured out. So props to Kid Rock, and his supporters in Key West. Bonus points to anyone who can show me where that photo was taken. HINT: I'd guess somewhere within walking distance of one of the three places in Key West that sell Pandora jewelry.

Vacationers should shower after swimming in the sea to reduce their chances of picking up the superbug, MRSA, according to scientists. The warning follows one of the first major studies into dangerous microbes that bathers might encounter during a trip to the seaside. The bugs get into seawater when they are washed off the skin of people who may be unaware they are carrying the infection. "Staphylococcus are shed by individuals into the waters and if you do go into these waters you are likely to be exposed," said Lisa Plano who led the research at the University of Miami. She said there was no reason to avoid swimming in the sea, but recommended people take precautions to reduce the risk of spreading, or picking up the bugs, by showering before and after going for a swim.

Fight against stronger, more violent monsters in Decision 3! This zombie-killing sequel lets you team up with other survivors in town. You can use each person's abilities to complete special tasks and conquer every wave of mutants. There are more than 30 weapons variations available for your monster-slaying pleasure! One of a new weapons we add to the game is ROKS the flamethrower. It is a weapon with a small range but with a great damage. Decision 3 also has new enemies: Mutants. They are stronger and faster than zombies, but not so numerous.

How do you remove scotch tape from a wood furniture? This sounds like a sticky subject. Because scotch tape does not adhere well to wood surfaces that have not had a finish applied, I will assume that your wood furniture has been stained. All types of tape and labels use an adhesive that is oil-soluble. Many oil-based products used around the home such as olive oil, salad dressing or mayonnaise can help dissolve the adhesive. In a home store you can find products such as Goof Off or Goo Gone that can do the trick. I believe that the best remedy is WD-40. WD-40 will not harm wood that has been sealed, such as a stained surface. Take care not to apply WD-40 to an unfinished wood surface, as the oil will seep into the pores and stain the wood.

Hi Ernie. I don't think this rubbermaid tool box is available anymore, I found an expired ad for one here. I also sent in the location for the "whereisthiusmonument" photo challenge back on 12-09-2014, But Tim did give a very good discription of locating it. I'm sure with the volume of emails you get that the odd challenge reply could be missed. [I finally found this Monument, It is located in Leipzig Germany on Grimmaische Straße. The Starbucks is at 14 Grimmaische Straße There is no street view (looks like due to construction at the time)] -- Rick

Hey Ernie - Love your site - blah blah blah - Can anyone identify the artist who painted the painting on the right? Are from none other than the crazy bastard Pablo Picasso. Bob

Well, Bob. Are you sure? SHOW ME.

A little over four years ago, a once in a thousand year phenomenon occured in Tampa, Florida. After her water broke at 4am Sunday morning, Sapana Amin was taken to Tampa General Hospital by her husband Katen Amin. A mere six hours later, they welcomed into the world their beautiful and perfect baby daughter; Anya Amin was born at exactly 10:10am -- precisely 10hrs, 10 mins, 10 secs -- on 10/10/10. In any language, this baby girl is a true "perfect 10" and now is the gem in her parents' eyes.

Taking a closer look at the most popular 9mm voncealed carry handguns, I really have to tip my hat to FNH and their FNS-C 9mm that holds 17 rounds. That's a shit ton of ammo for a CCW weapon.

Tropicana Cranberry Juice has what it takes to keep you on the go. Its sweet and tart flavor is perfect any time of day: first thing in the morning, during breaks, at lunch or after work when it's time to relax. It's also good for you, containing important nutrients to help you stay healthy, even when everyone else is coming down with the virus of the day. Best of all, Tropicana Cranberry Juice is delicious with almost any kind of food.

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January 22, 2015

My Bet is, She Looks Like This Every 28 Days or So.

Everyone knows what a Fleshlight is. But did you know if you use one, you're actually banging Eufrat Mai, a hottie from the Czech Republic? Of course, you did. But actually, you're wrong. Her real name is Jana Potysova, and she was born a Commie. Still though, nice box.

Clipped hedges above eye level may be laid out in the form of a labyrinth or garden maze. Few such mazes survived the change of fashion towards more naturalistic plantings in the 18th and 19th centuries, but many were replanted in 20th-century restorations of older gardens. Hedges and pruning can both be used to enhance a garden's privacy, as a buffer to visual pollution and to hide fences. A hedge can be aesthetically pleasing, as in a tapestry hedge, where alternate species are planted at regular intervals to present different colors or textures.

Geez dude, isn't raking the sand kind of a futile task?

I have noticed several websites including blogs, and even Good Morning America talk about using an iPod for your reception dance music. My first reaction to these articles, and the people who think this actually works, can be summed up by a grumpy cat, "No!" Do DJs use iPods? Rarely. Usually they are there just as a backup in case of a malfunction and we need to get a song going quickly. Sometimes DJs use iPhones and iPads as remote controls when they do sound checks or have to leave the booth to emcee in another area of the room. By no means were iPods ever designed to take the place of a DJ or proper DJ equipment. iPods are a tool, not the craftsman.

This happened in my town. The suspect had 98 convictions. He was under a lifetime ban from possessing firearms. He shot one Mountie in the head and the other through the torso. He fled and hid in an abandoned house near a golf course. Where he died, most likely of suicide. In Canada we see so much media from the states that many people assume we can shoot a burglar. It's not true. We don't have the right to defend ourselves or our property unless we can show our lives were in grave danger. I don't remember the last time I saw a handgun that wasn't on a police officer. Funny how this guy with 98 overlapping convictions can get one. Zack

So I'm looking for a new houseplant and aren't sure what I should buy. Can you tell me a little bit about this potted plant here? Is it an aloe vera plant? I only ask because the stems on aloe veras usually rise upwards, not bend over like this one.

With the end of production of the Dodge Town Wagon in 1966 and the Plymouth Suburban station wagon in 1978, only General Motors continued to manufacture a vehicle branded as a "Suburban", and GM was awarded an exclusive trademark on the name in 1988. The Chevrolet Suburban is one of the largest SUVs on the market today. It has outlasted competitive vehicles such as the International Harvester Travelall, Jeep Wagoneer, and the Ford Excursion. The Suburban of today is a full-size SUV with three rows of seating, a full pickup truck frame, and V8 engine. It is one of the few station wagons available with all bench rows. The Suburban is the same height and width as the Chevrolet Tahoe, although the Suburban is 20 inches longer.

Here is the location of the detailing center, on the corner of Hampton Dr and Sunset Ave in Santa Monica, CA. The tent is there if viewed from Hampton Dr. but gone in the Sunset Ave. view. Rick

Hey ernie.... found this while surfing around and recognized it right away... doesn't help with location. .. but sure is hot... thanks for all the great stuff daily.. Brandon

Hmmm, I'm looking to do some intervior decorating. Can anyone identify the artist who painted the painting on the right?

What caliber is best for concealed carry? If I use a 9mm, won't the bullets just bounce off my attacker? If I choose a .45 ACP, is there a chance that I might inadvertently destroy nearby buildings? Which buzzwords do I have to consider? Knockdown power? Stopping Power? Incapacitation? Penetration? Constipation? Turns out, handgun caliber really doesn't matter; it's your accuracy that counts. In fact, mathematically speaking .22LR has the lowest average number of rounds until incapacitation (1.38) while my beloved .45 ACP takes 2.08 to put an attacker down. Translation: shoot something you're comfortable with. But it's worth noting the venerable 12 gauge shotgun is still The Boss, with a 1.22 show average to incapacitate your attacker, with an 86% average one-shot stop.


January 21, 2015

This One Is For You, Tim. And Hell. You Too, Scott.

Being recognized has never been easier for VIP patrons of the Baja Beach Club in Barcelona, Spain. Like a scene out of a science-fiction movie, all it takes is a syringe-injected microchip implant for the beautiful men and women of the nightclub scene to breeze past an RFID reader that recognizes their identity, credit balance and even automatically opens doors to exclusive areas of the club for them. They can buy drinks and food with a wave of their hand and don't need to worry about losing a credit card or wallet. "By simply passing by our reader, the Baja Beach Club will know who you are and what your credit balance is," director Conrad K. Chase explains.

The process of joining a Greek letter organization varies from organization to organization. Organizations governed by the National Panhellenic Conference or the North-American Interfraternity Conference commonly begin their process with a formal recruitment period, often called "rush week" which usually consists of events and activities designed for members and potential members to learn about each other and the organization. At the end of the formal recruitment period, organizations give bids, or invitations to membership.

The Tide to Go Instant Stain Remover pen helps remove many fresh food and drink stains, including tea, coffee, wine, grape juice, ketchup, salsa, barbecue sauce, chocolate syrup and more. Tide Stain Remover, 10 ml, is ideal to keep on hand at home, in the office or on the go. Formulated to tackle most tough stains, the Tide Instant Stain Remover is not intended for the removal of grease, blood and ink. Tide Instant Stain Remover pen is safe on most colorfast, machine washable and dry-cleanable fabrics.

Hi Ernie, thanks for the softball, I've been struggling lately. 199 Pine St. in SFO. Scott

Hey Ernie, I was going through some photos and came across the "Where is the Starbucks?" challenge from December 5, 2014. I didn't recall anyone finding it, so I took to looking for it again, and I am happy to report that after THREE FUCKING DAYS, I HAVE FOUND IT!!! Searching the image on Google only got me singles of the same image no other pics. Then I decided to search through the list of Models on a European Nude in Public site, I found a match, then I found pics of her with the same hair style and earrings running naked around Dresden Germany using the name "Linda D". I found that location here, but I still couldn't find the Starbucks. Then I was able to find this site, under the name Linda Godiva, with a link to a different pic of the same Starbucks. From there, I found this site which not only showed the sculpture, but also a shot the moment the original photo was taken, by another naked woman! In one of the photos was a Radisson Hotel, then after a search of Radisson hotels in Germany, I found a match in Leipzig, then being guided by landmarks I found the location, but Street View was from 2008, But the overhead view shows the shadow of the statue directly in front of the red car: and the area was under construction. BTW, the statue is called "Unlikely Companions, and there is a pic of it here. Anyway, there it is, keep 'em coming! Tim

Holy shit, Tim. Your Kung Fu is strong.

So aside from an old used one off a Goodwill site, I can't figure out where I can buy this Rubbermaid Durabuilt 20" toolbox. Any suggestions on where to look?

Beezelbot, commonly referred to as the Robot Devil, is one of the recurring antagonists in Futurama, resembling the Devil of many Earth religions. He lives in Robot Hell along with many other sinners, he is talented at playing the fiddle, therefore, he owns a golden one. He lives in a New Jersey amusement park, apparently closed due to the salmonella produced by the flume ride. The Robot Devil possesses many unusual abilities. He can summon fire at will and can cause it to appear in his hand or on his finger. Beezelbot is also shown to be strong, as he ripped Bender's arm off with a tug of his wrist.


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January 20, 2015

Someone Needs To Break Their Foot Off In Seth Rogan's Ass.

I'd like to begin this post by stating for the record, Michael Moore is a raging piece of shit. Seriously. And I would have probably called him exactly that on live television, too. One of the worst human beings alive on this fucking planet right now. But I think a little worse is after the entire fucking country rallied around Seth Rogan's raging piece of shit movie -- WHICH YOU CAN DOWNLOAD FOR FREE HERE AND HERE AND HERE -- it's disappointing to learn he isn't anywhere near as funny as he thinks he is. Of course for a real understanding of the True Tragedy Of American Sniper, you have to be a girl who used to date a guy who was in the military.

Added bonus: how to spot someone who is lying about military experience.

The Armenians traces the evolution of Armenia and Armenian collective identity from its beginnings to the Armenian nationalist movement over Gharabagh in 1988. Applying theories of national-identity formation and nationalism, Razmik Panossian analyzes different elements of Armenian identity construction and argues that national identity is modern, predominantly subjective, and based on a political sense of belonging. Yet he also acknowledges the crucial role of history, art, literature, religious practice, and commerce in preserving the national memory and shaping the cultural identity of the Armenian people.

Okay, who the hell makes this bikini? Sun and Queens? No, that doesn't make sense. Sun & Ocean maybe? Makes sense, but doesn't turn up shit in Google. So who the fuck is it?

Hey Ernie, Thanks for the many years of enjoyment. Sorry i have not been able to contribute to LBEH lately, times have been real tight. I saw your posting about .380 ammo and I wanted you to see what my Glock 42 and Kahr P380 eat. It looks gimmicky at first but it's pretty interesting. It penetrates right between a hollow-point and a FMJ round. and leaves a larger permanent wound cavity than a hollow-point. This test here convinced me and also that fact that my Kahr will not eat the critical defense ammo that I thought was so awesome prior to seeing this. Enjoy, Scott

I would throw out one word of caution here; this isn't to sway you one way or the other as far as your choice of ammo goes, but again, just a simple word of caution so you don't fall into the same trap that I did (twice). This October will be my 10th anniversary as a gun owner, and in addition to the free box of hollow points that came with my Glock 30, I also picked up a package of Glaser Safety slugs. I did so not because I had researched them, or had any experience using them, or talked to anyone who had. I bought them because they were Shiny and New; and coming from a background in technology, anything Shiny and New is always better. The salesman talked about over penetration and pre fragmentation and me not knowing any better just thought of Johnny Dangerously and the .88 Magnum that shoots through schools. So I bought em. Even shot my kitchen wall with em, here's the hole on the opposite wall behind my kitchen.

Well after a couple of years, Glaser safety slugs gave way to RBCD ammo which billed itself as, "blended metal technology, ultra high velocity/energy, low recoil, superior stopping power, non-ricochetting!" The premise behind the idea was simple: in mechanics, the kinetic energy of mass m traveling at a speed v is calculated by the formula 1/2m*v^2 (one half the mass times the squared velocity). So by sacrificing a little mass and making the bullet lighter, they could get an increase in velocity and in the end, more kinetic energy. The physics made sense to me, so again, I bought them. It wasn't until a few real world tests that I began to understand what just because something works on paper doesn't mean it will work in the real world. Well a few years later, RBCD ammo gave way to the cool looking RIP ammo -- the Rapid Invasive Projectile -- which they guaranteed would be, "The last round you'll ever need." I'm glad to say that by this time I had wised up a little and didn't bite into the latest trend. Now a few years after RIP ammo and we're looking at Lehigh Defense's new Xtreme Penetrator. The King is dead, long live the King.

And one thing I'd like to point out is during the evolution of trendy new-new-new ammunition, the jacketed hollow point has remained the standard in which other ammunition is judged. Keep in mind,Glaser safety slugs came to market during the 1980's as an option for federal air marshals; the idea being pre-fragmented ammunition would have less of chance in overpenetrating their target and risk puncturing the airplane fuselage. Does it work? Sure, probably. In the post-911 TSA-overreach era, do federal air marshalls continue to use Glasers? Nope, they do not. Instead they use standard jacketed hollow points, just like every other law enforcement officer who depends upon their sidearm every day. And guess what? That's what I carry now, too. Speer Gold Dots are my personal preference, but that's only after asking a few cops what they carried, browsing around the law enforcment forums to read about real world experiences, and making sure all of my handguns would cycle them reliably. But hey, whatever ammunition you can get your hands on that your gun reliably cycles and you have complete confidence in, go with. So I'm not saying these new Lehigh XP bullets aren't everything they bill themselves to be. I'm merely suggesting that one ballistic gelatin test does not a reliable round make, and that perhaps it might behoove you to do some experimenting of your own, or perhaps keep some plain jane jacketed hollow point .380 rounds in the meantime. You know, just in case.

I'm pretty sure her boyfriend's last name is Cooch. Which is kind of exciting since everyone seemed able to find the woman in distress.

This one was pretty easy, first spotted Highway Patrol in the background which told me CA, then behind her is a sign for Arcadia which narrowed it down more. Finally Plummers sign behind her was the final one that was able to get me here. Eric

Good Morning. That woman in distress is on the Foothill FWY in Pasadena. The address of the Plummers office furniture store is 3635 East Colorado Blvd, and she is about 100 yards from it. She is near the Santa Anita Race Track too. I used to drive by there all the time but I never saw a hot naked broad. Keep em coming bro! Eric R

Ha ! Another easy one....on the 210 in Pasadena CA (screenshot attached) Toby

Ernie, The CHP Officer is pulling over on the 210 Freeway just east of Sierra Madre Villa Ave. This is another Southern California Nude in Public pic by DST6, aka Don Teller. The Model's name is Diana Raspova. Keep 'em coming! Tim

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to fins which Verizon Wireless store in San Francisco this woman shops at.

At approximately 7:15 a.m. Saturday morning, the Pocatello Police responded an apartment building and found Twain N. Thomas, 54, who had been shot in the upper torso. Thomas was taken to Portneuf Medical Center where he is still recovering from gunshot wounds as of Thursday. According to Pocatello Police, Thomas entered an upstairs apartment with two people in it and threatened the residents with a machete. After leaving that apartment, Thomas then entered another downstairs apartment, also with two people in it, and made similar threats. Unnown to Thomas, the residents of the second apartment were armed. Thomas, who also lived in the apartment complex in the 200 block of Garfield, was shot in the torso by one of the residents living in the downstairs apartment.

Meanwhile, at your local festival: Warsteiner, Coca-Cola, and Belmont-what? BELMONT WHAT?


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