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August 25, 2016

Supercomputers Be Damned, Predicting The Path of A Hurricane is Apparently NOT An Exact Science.

Giuseppe Visenzi established GIVI only 35 years ago. In the 1960's, as a talented rider, he distinguished himself in a series of motorcycle races crowned by the winning of the 350cc World Championship in 1969. After leaving the racing world, his passion for motorcycles, joined with his determination, led to his commitment to and realization of establishing the motorcycle accessories company GIVI, a company which in a very short time has become one of the most significant and competitive producers of motorcycle accessories both nationally and worldwide. The GIVI Monokey series is considered to be the premier range offers the versatility and functionality that enables this series of cases to be used either as a top trunk or saddlebag. The Monokey series with its heavy duty construction and elegant styling offers a wide variety of solutions to meet most styles of modern motorcycles and riding conditions.

Winter swimming is the activity of swimming during the winter season, typically in outdoor locations or in unheated pools or lidos. In colder countries it may be synonymous with ice swimming, when the water is frozen over. This requires either breaking the ice or entering where a spring prevents the formation of ice. It may also be simulated by a pool of water at 0 °C, the temperature at which water freezes. In Finland, Northern Russia, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Estonia, Lithuania and Latvia the ice swimming tradition has been connected with the sauna tradition. Unlike dousing, it is not seen as an ascetic or religious ritual, but a way to cool off rapidly after staying in a sauna and as a stress relief. Ice swimming on its own is especially popular in Estonia and Finland.

Old and busted: Make Love Not War. The new hotness: Cocks not Glocks.

You might be headed to America's Tire Co located on Balboa Blvd in Northridge, CA, although they have several other locations. Jefferson

Looks like you're headed to America's Tire Co. at 10235 Balboa Blvd. Northridge, CA. Rick

The AR-15 modern day sporting rifle is a modular beast. Though more than 200 companies sell specific configurations, many shooters prefer to put their own rifle together from a variety of modular components. But the important thing to remember is the lower receiver is a registered part. When you buy an AR-15, the piece that makes it a firearm is the lower, which will have a serial number that is recorded on the 4473 that you fill out with your local FFL. Even though we aren't supposed to have a national gun registry, many are hesitant about telling Uncle Sam that they own a scary black rifle. The DIY lower is a way around this. Any hunk of aluminum, steel, or even polymer could be built into a lower -- I've mentioned 80% lower kits for AR-15 style rifles before -- if you had the technical know-how and the right tools. And if you do this yourself, without ANYONE'S assistance and without the intent of selling it, you are not required to tell anyone, fill out any forms, or register anything. That's the real appeal; make yourself an AR, and do it yourself, and no paperwork. Here's something I learned today. They make 80% lower kits for Glock handguns, too.

If you're in the mood for cold drinks, sandwiches, and ice cream then today is your lucky day. Presuming you can figure out where you're going.

Too easy brofessor. If you can manage look to the left for just one second, you'd notice that that's a truck from Ausgrid, an electric company in Australia.

The pickup truck belongs to Ausgrid, a state owned electricity infrastructure company, which owns, maintains and operates the electrical distribution networks to 1.6 million customers in Sydney, Central Coast, Hunter Region and Newcastle areas of New South Wales. Cheers Randy

Old and busted: Usain Bolt partying with A Brazilian hooker after his ninth gold medal win. The new hotness: Usain Bolt partying with lots of Brazilian hookers after his ninth gold medal win.

Ratlines are lengths of thin line tied between the shrouds of a sailing ship to form a ladder. Found on all square rigged ships, whose crews must go aloft to stow the square sails, they also appear on larger fore-and-aft rigged vessels to aid in repairs aloft or conduct a lookout from above. Rope ratlines are probably the oldest method of getting aloft, but they are also one of the best. They are inexpensive, easy to make, and secure to use.

And so far, no takers on finding these Woman's Day 432 Magical Somethings.


August 24, 2016

While The Cat's Away, The Mice Will Sit On The Couch With Their Foot Elevated Above Their Heart.

So The Boss Lady left this morning on a three and half day trek up north to attend her grandmother's funeral. I, unable to get around very well let alone fly, am obviously staying home to man the fort solo during her absence. Normally such unexpected independence would be a cause for great joy. Such is not the case this time. Yesterday marked the ninth week since my accident, and as of this morning I have officially showered without assistance for the first time in as many weeks. Not a cause for celebration you might say? I can assure you it is extremely humbling when something so simple as washing yourself without having to depend upon someone else to get you in and out of the shower, seems like an accomplishment worthy of the tallest participation trophy. And so these next few days would normally be filled with copious amounts of wine, women, and song, they shall instead be filled with marathons of Hulu, Netflix, and Amazon Prime. Yes, yes, live vicariously through me, indeed.

I realize this is kind of a long shot, but does anyone recognize what company this pickup truck belongs to?

Why are dogs man's best friend? Because Lindsey Vonn's dogs ate the ass out of her workout pants, that's why. Let's see your fucking cat do that.

The poblano is a mild chili pepper originating in the state of Puebla, Mexico. Stuffed fresh and roasted it is popular in chile rellenos poblanos. While poblanos tend to have a mild flavor, occasionally and unpredictably they can have significant heat. After being roasted and peeled (which improves the texture by removing the waxy skin), poblano peppers are preserved by either canning or freezing. Storing them in airtight containers keeps them for several months. When dried, the poblano becomes a broad, flat, heart-shaped pod; from this form, it is often ground into a powder used as flavoring in various dishes. Different peppers from the same plant have been reported to vary substantially in heat intensity. The ripened red poblano is significantly hotter and more flavorful than the less ripe, green poblano.

Right now Brownells has a special going on -- but I dunno how long it's good for.

And when The Boss Lady gets back, we're doing a little remodeling around the house and I was wondering if you would be able to show me what costs $29.88? if you can do that, can you show me what costs $114?


August 23, 2016

"I only go out to get me a fresh appetite for being alone." Lord Byron.

Hydraulic fracturing is a well-stimulation technique in which rock is fractured by a pressurized liquid. The process involves the high-pressure injection of fracking fluid -- primarily water, containing sand or other proppants suspended with the aid of thickening agents -- into a wellbore to create cracks in the deep-rock formations through which natural gas, petroleum, and brine will flow more freely. When the hydraulic pressure is removed from the well, small grains of hydraulic fracturing proppants (either sand or aluminium oxide) hold the fractures open. Increases in seismic activity following hydraulic fracturing along dormant or previously unknown faults are sometimes caused by the deep-injection disposal of hydraulic fracturing flowback. For these reasons, hydraulic fracturing is under international scrutiny, restricted in some countries, and banned altogether in others.

Whether you use your bike to commute, run errands or take longer trips, you'll need a way to carry essentials, from a small repair kit to full-on camping gear. A daypack or messenger bag is good for shorter trips, but some of your best gear-carrying options are racks, baskets and bags that fit on your bike. Most frame bags attach to the top tube of your bike and are sized to keep food, phones, tools and other essentials within easy reach. Larger frame bags for bikepacking and touring can hold hydration reservoirs. As some roads are quite rough, it also makes sense to distribute your load evenly on both sides of your bike, to maintain stability when turning.

Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions—on a sesame seed bun. The Big Mac's anthem, made famous by its signature '70s jingle, is firmly engrained in the collective consciousness of meat-eating America. But these days the traditional hamburger as we've known it has been co-opted by an unusual assortment of add-ons. Are our beloved burgers forever evolving beyond the classics toward an endless stack of superlatives? Old and busted: Avocado Burger Buns from FoodDeco. The new hotness: Pokémon Cheeseburgers from Sydney's Down-N-Out.

So I might have to buy a new set of tires for The Boss Lady's A6 and according to the sign in the window, this place will not be undersold. So if I'm looking for the best deal, where am I headed to?

Hey Ernie; The girl is walking down Jefferson Street in San Francisco. You can see the entrance to Joe's Crab Shack and the Fisherman's Wharf Parking sign on the street view. The store she is in front of has changed since the photo was taken, but I'd be willing to bet your left nut that is where she is. And like I said last week - get better already! Ron

She's in San Fran, outside Joe's Crab Shack and close to the USS Pampanito, It's on my list of places to visit, dont know when tho as I dont really like California, but I will be seeing the USS Iowa in LA, a little side excursion on my way to Desert Trip in October. Keep em coming, Nick

Hey Ernie- The dumpy woman hiding her face is outside the Exclusiva Sex Shop at Av. Heitor Penteado 1511 in San Paulo, Brazil. They've recently added their website to their sign out front. Here is the shop with a city bus in front of it. Later, Brian

Hey Ern, The Exclusiva Sex Shop is at 1511 Sumarezinho, in Sao Paulo. Looks like a nice well lit place. Big D

Willis Carrier is credited with inventing modern air conditioning in 1902. In 1915 Carrier, along with six other engineers, pooled together $32,600 to form the Carrier Engineering Corporation. In 1920 they purchased their first plant in Newark, New Jersey. The corporation bearing his name succeeded in marketing its air conditioner to the residential market in the 1950s, which led to formerly sparsely populated areas such as the American Southwest becoming home to sprawling suburbs. As of 2012, Carrier was a $12.5 billion company with over 43,000 employees serving customers in 170 countries on six continents.

Ravishing supermodel, Padma Lakshmi, is best known today as the no-nonsense host of Bravo's hit TV show, “Top Chef,” where her culinary expertise and opinions can make or break the aspirations of competing young chefs. And, though she has sampled the most sophisticated and exotic cuisines from around the globe, Padma's palate still craves a beloved burger from her youth that helped solidify her transition from a vegetarian to a full-blown carnivore. That burger is the iconic Western Bacon Cheeseburger from Carl's Jr. and now available at Hardee's.


August 22, 2016

I Am Really Sick and Tired of Everything Below My Left Knee Being Achy All The Fucking Time.

Google Streetview Level Novice: find this well lit sex shop.

In 1973 third-generation Square-body Chevrolet C/K-Series pickups gained an all-new, high tensile strength carbon steel ladder type frame with "drop center" design. Braking controls included front self-adjusting disc brakes with rear finned drum brakes and optional four-wheel hydraulic Hydra-Boost or Vacuum-Boost power assist. For the 1975 model year, the 185 hp 400 cu in small-block V-8 was added to the line and there was a realignment of Chevy trim levels, along with new grilles and clear/white instead of orange front turn signals. For 1977 models, power windows and power door locks were introduced as an optional extra. For the 1980 model year, permanent four-wheel drive was discontinued on K-Series, leaving only conventional four-wheel drive. Some pickups gained a new grille, others did not; high-trim Chevys had both a new surround that incorporated near-flush square headlights and revised turn signals with a new, squarer grille pattern.

Google Streetview Level Intermediate: find this happy Mardi Gras goes.

Usain Bolt won three Gold medals at Rio Olympics taking his all time tally to nine gold medals. In addition to breaking barriers on the track, Bolt has made history off the track in recent years as the highest-paid athlete in the history of the sport. His $32.5 million in earnings over the last 12 months from appearances, prize money and sponsors is roughly 10 times what other track and field stars like Mo Farah and Ashton Eaton bank. Bolt is in a class by himself both on and off the track. Old and busted: Usain Bolt's girlfriend Kkasi Bennett. The new hotness: Usain Bolt's unnamed Brazilian hooker.

Google Streetview Level Expert: find this parking entrance.

As summer comes to an end, it can be hard to get back into a regular schedule -- for both kids and adults. Whether you're a parent that's dreading the back-to-school rush, or a babysitter or tutor struggling to help children rediscover homework success, we've got some tips for you. The trick is to plan ahead. Identify strategies and approaches to stay organized, to help ease your child seamlessly back into school and to manage your own stress.

Google Streetview Level Damn Son: find this glass overpass.


August 20, 2016

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