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August 3, 2015

So I Guess Greg Focker's Wife is Designing Clothing Now?

Koopa Troopas are a fictional race of turtle-like creatures from the Mario series, as well as its sister Yoshi series. First appearing in the 1983 arcade game Mario Bros., in which they were known as Shellcreepers, they are among the oldest recurring enemies in the series, and have appeared in some form in all of the main games, and most of the spin-off games. When defeated, Koopas may flee from or retreat inside their shells, which can then usually be used as weapons. Koopa shells are a recurring weapon in the series, particularly popularized in the Mario Kart series, in which they can be fired as projectiles against other racers.

Now keep in mind when I post these photo challenges, I really do try and include photos for all.... I dunno, I guess "skill levels" is the right phrase to use? For example, novices shouldn't have any difficulty finding exactly where this chick grabbed a Big Mac. Yet on the flip side, I'll need the help of more advanced players to find the nearest cosmetic dentist for this poor woman filling up her gas tank.

Good news everyone! There's a Ronda Rousey porn parody in the making! The lead role of this Ronda Rousey porn parody will be played by Kleio Valentien, with Sammie Six playing the part of “Miesha Taint” -- a play on Rousey's rival, Miesha Tate.

Yamaha's lagship model FX Cruiser High Output appeared with improvements that further heighten its unique cruiser concept and a boldly impressive new colored hull. A number of new features like the sporty analog meter panel accentuate the new world of cruising pleasure this model offers the rider. Also, as the successor to the popular XL700 that has been the craft of choice at PWC rental operations around the world, Yamaha presents the new model VX700. Mounting the proven, highly durable Yamaha 700 cc 2-stroke engine on VX hull, known for its exciting handling, this model sets a new standard in the entry-level model category.

When you're following my links for gun stuff, remember you can always shop by a specific store and see what online coupons are available to help defray the cost of shipping or whatnot.

The Douglas C-47 Skytrain is a military transport aircraft developed from the civilian Douglas DC-3 airliner. It was used extensively by the Allies during World War II and remains in front line service with various military operators to the present day. Given the distinctive nose art and the fact that it's located indoors, you shouldn't have too much trouble directing me to the C-47 located in this museum.

Everyone knows Jesse Pinkman didn't get much in the way of happiness out of life, but he did have a pretty cool house for a while – and now Pinkman's house can be yours for well under two million dollars.

The Jack Russell is an energetic breed that relies on a high level of exercise and stimulation and is relatively free from serious health complaints. Originating from dogs bred and used by Reverend John Russell in the early 19th century, it has similar origins to the modern Fox terrier. Originally bred to bolt fox from their dens during hunts, they are used on numerous ground-dwelling quarry such as groundhog, badger, and red and grey fox. The working JRT is required to locate quarry in the earth, and then either bolt it or hold it in place until they are dug to. To accomplish this, the dog will not bark but will expect attention to the quarry continuously. Because the preservation of this working ability is of highest importance to most registered breeders, Jack Russells tend to be extremely athletic, intelligent, fearless, and vocal dogs.

August 1, 2015

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.

so incredibly sad: this is how 3 generations answer the same question

he chewed all the bubblegum. he kicked all the ass. he made my childhood fun. so long rowdy roddy, we hardly knew ye.

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July 31, 2015

Well, It's Friday Afternoon, You May As Well Just Pull The Damned Thing.

The mathematics of pendulums are in general quite complicated. Simplifying assumptions can be made, which in the case of a simple pendulum allows the equations of motion to be solved analytically for small-angle oscillations. A so-called "simple pendulum" is an idealization of a "real pendulum" but in an isolated system using the following assumptions: The rod or cord on which the bob swings is massless, inextensible and always remains taut; The bob is a point mass; Motion occurs only in two dimensions, i.e. the bob does not trace an ellipse but an arc; The motion does not lose energy to friction or air resistance.

So I have a question for my 1911 fans. And this comes from my very limited experience with trhe platform, since the only one I own is this old Colt 70 Series that, according to the serial number, was manufactured sometime in March of 1979. My question is this -- and I'm talking exclusively about standard commercial production models chambered in .45ACP -- no custom builds, no special anniversary editions. With the exception of the grips, gun is entirely metal; no polymers, no plastics. And while I understand that not all metals are created equal, how much differenbce can there really be between the different prices? Does a Wilson Combat CQB Elite Classic for $4,000 really shoot 12 times better than a Turkish manufactured Tisas Zig for $329. Is the fit and finish really that much better?

Baileys Irish Cream was created by Gilbeys of Ireland, a division of International Distillers & Vintners, as it searched for something to introduce to the international market. The process of finding a product began in 1971 and it was introduced in 1974 as the first Irish cream on the market. The Baileys name, and the R.A. Bailey signature, were fictional, inspired by the Bailey's Hotel in London, though the registered trademark omits the apostrophe. Baileys is produced in Dublin and under contract in Newtownabbey.

When someone told me there was video of a fan running up to Ronda Rousey and almost grabbing her ass, I thought that fan was going to get laid out especially considering she's all amped up ready to beat the living piss out of Bethe Correia tomorrow night. But it turns out the kid just got lucky.

Ernie, That is a UH-72A Lakota, ie a EC-145/BK117-C2. Happen to know because I fly them. It could very possibly be one of these helicopters here. Active and the Guard both fly them so it could be taken anywhere, but the pads at NTC match the one in the picture. Naaman

Hey Ern, that nice young lady is sitting on a Eurocopter UH72 Lakota, the military version of the EC145. Keep up the good work! John

Oddly enough someone had just sent in this video containing highlights from the 2014 Budapest Airshow; the helicopter at the 1:20 mark and again (especially) at the 1:55 mark left me sitting upsight in my chair saying, "Daaaamn!" So I decided to do a little research on it, and it turns out that Red Bull pilot Chuck Aaron showing some shit on a 40+ year old Messerschmitt-Bölkow-Blohm Bo 105. The helicopter design -- the Bo 105 -- was later developed into the Eurocopter 135. The Eurocopter 135 was later developed into the Eurocopter 145, the platform on which Naaman's UH-72A Lakota is based, and we have come full circle.

JK Simmons is an American actor of film, television and stage, best known for the television roles of Dr. Emil Skoda on the NBC series Law & Order, neo-Nazi Vernon Schillinger on the HBO prison-drama Oz, and Assistant Police Chief Will Pope on TNT's The Closer. Schillinger is one of the most powerful and feared inmates in Oz. As leader of The Aryan Brotherhood in Oz, Schillinger controls most white inmates and has a reputation for ruthless brutality and rape. He is shown to be a high-ranking member of the Aryan Brotherhood outside of prison, thus giving him power outside of Oz through a vast network of allies. Most people don't know that JK Simmons is also the voice of the yellow M&M.

Surprise your taste buds with the sweet, delicious taste of Ocean Spray's Craisins Dried Cranberries. Made with real fruit and good as a snack or in a recipe, they're naturally fat-free and cholesterol-free. Plus, they're a good source of fiber and 1 serving of Craisins Original dried cranberries meets 25% of your daily recommended fruit needs.

Hey Ernie, Yeah those pillars do look familiar, the pic is from the 2015 London World Naked Bike Ride, and the building is the National Gallery. Here are some more pics of that prestigious event, including another shot of her (about 22 down) outside the Westminster Tube Station. Tim

Well, what made me think that location looked familiar is this photo from March 17th of this year. Butsince I spent a good portion of this mrning watching Vegas Vacation -- who would have thought Cousin Eddie and Randy Quaid are one in the sam -- I figured it's time for another Las vegas Challenge. Show me what hotel is offering such a warm WELCOME!

Every Christmas there are two games I always like to feature. The first of course is Don't Shoot Your Eye Out, because hey, who doesn't love A Christmas Story? Seriously, who doesn't love A Christmas Story? Tell me who, and I'll fucking kill them. Anyway, the second is Light Up The Christmas Tree, which while not exactly unique in its premise, is an extremely simple and yet somehow super fucking addictive gave. So hey, mid year here's a game similar to the Christmas Treet one, called Glow Path. Very similar to Christmas Tree, only instead of spinning the pieces, you slide them around like you would a child's puzzle. Enjoy!

And remember, 'tis the season to carry around some sort of carbide tipped glass breaker.

July 30, 2015

Hunting For A Purpose I Can Get Behind. But Sport Is Not A Purpose.

Remember earlier this year, when there was a sanctioned hunt for a rhinoceros in Africa? Some big game hunter from Texas paid $350k for a hunting sanctioned permit to fly over to Africa and shoot an older rhino male that was wreaking havoc on his herd; he was past the breeding age so he couldn't propogate the species anymore, he was killing or injuring all of the other younger males along with any offspring they happened to produce, and wounding females in the process. The sanctuary that cared for the herd needed both the old bull removed, plus financial resources to support and protect the remaining members of the herd.

Now you'd think if some rich benefactor had such a problem with this -- yes Ricky Gervais, I'm looking at you -- they would step in, pay to have the cantankerous old bull airlifted to some zoo or sanctuary somewhere, then make a donation to see to the rest of the herd's welfare. But that never happens. It only seems the hunters are the ones willing to open up their pocket book. Everyone else is all talk and tweets. So in the instance of the rhino what the hunter did was -- whether we like it or not -- to the benefit of the herd and contributed to the longevity of the species. He culled the one animal that posed the greatest threat to the herd, plus the money he paid for the hunting permit was used to pay for all sorts of resources (jeeps, cameras, gps, veterinary care, etc) to protect the rest of the herd. I see absolutely NO PARALLELS between that rhino hunt and this recent lion hunt, and neither does the Dallas Safari Club, which is the group that organized the rhino hunt. Trusting his guides or not, this dentist is a cock.

The Royal National Lifeboat Institution is the largest charity that saves lives at sea around the coasts of the UK, Ireland, the Channel Islands and the Isle of Man as well as on some inland waterways. Considerable effort is put into training and education by the Institution, particularly for young people; more than 6,000 children a week are spoken to by education volunteers about sea and beach safety, and over 800 children a week receive training. The Institution has saved 140,000 lives since its foundation, at a cost of more than 600 lives lost in service. Coastal Spring bottled water, sold in the United Kingdom, helps to raise funds and create awareness for the RNLI.

While GoPro cameras are supposedly built to be durable for most sports, they are no match for an extremely shitty golfer's fairway shot with what looks like a low iron.

Morning Ernie, Was reading your page as normal and spotted the picture of the woman with pierced lady garden in a shopping trolley. Your commentary on this picture was telling me about a Cafeteria company that had split into various parts, and whilst interesting, I could not help notice that the Morrisons in question is actually a supermarket chain from the north of England. Alas, as the photo is a night time shot, and the chain in question have a pretty generic building style, locating that specific store is nigh on impossible. And also, the guard in the hut, would be harder if the Jpeg was not called guardatpraguecastle. Keep up the good work, Lawrie

Au contraire, mon frere! Yes, I did indeed identify the location as the Prague Castle, the very first results in a reverse image search would yield you that info... but which guard shack is it? It's not the ones located at the main gate. Nor is it one of the two that secure the eastern entrance. Ya see where I'm trying to steer you towards? There are several more to choose from so... which entrance is it?

Having learned how make the croissants, Starbucks no longer needs the croissant-maker La Boulange. Instead the Seattle-based coffee retailer will close all 23 of its La Boulange bakery-cafes in the next three months, saying the stores "weren't sustainable for the company's long-term growth."The cafes, known for their French-inspired decor and menus, and the pink envelopes that now cup pastries sold at Starbucks stores, are favorite breakfast and lunch spots in the San Francisco Bay Area. Starbucks bought Bay Bread and the La Boulange brand in 2012 for $100 million.

I've done a little searching on the subject and everything I've turned up says the The Syracuse Lakefront community is closed down, so I doubt if you'll be able to find that door on Google Streetview. But hey, nto evcery challenge has to involve Google Maps in one form or another. For example, I want to see if anyone can identify that model rescue helicopter this is.

Hey Ernie, The Guard Shack is at this norhtern entrance to the Prague Castle in the Czech Republic. Anyway more pics of that hot bod here . Keep 'em coming, Tim

Probably not what you're looking for as far as answers on Sandra Bland, but maybe another piece of legal info. Jon

Actually, the author had me nodding my head in agreement with the byline: Arguments about legal rights are best conducted in court, not at roadside. BOOM. Anyway. Remember those Choose Your Own Adventure books from when you were a kid? You know, if you want to climb the staircase turn to page 17 or if you want to open the old wooden door turn to page 26, kind of shit? Well this game is like that, only with big tits. You're welcome.

If you were quick enough to scoop up that $50 Cabelas card for $40, that I mentioned last week, they just got a bunch of CCI .22LR in, and offer $5 shipping. Unless of course you live near a store, in which case to hell with you and your shipping avoiding ass.

According to Pinellas County municipal codes, it shall be unlawful for any person over the age of four years old to appear nude in any county-owned or managed land, including but not limited to, appearing nude to sunbathe, subject to the following exemptions: (1) In a restroom, locker or shower facility, provided that no person over the age of six shall occupy or enter any restroom, dressing room, bathhouse, or other structures which are reserved or designated by the department for the exclusive use of the opposite sex without adult supervision. (2) In a privately owned, fully-enclosed, temporary dwelling used for camping at camp sites. (3) When the conduct of being nude cannot constitutionally be prohibited by county ordinance because it is otherwise protected pursuant to the United States Constitution or the Florida Constitution under existing judicial decisions. (4) When a mother is breast-feeding her baby, and then only the extent reasonably necessary to allow breast-feeding.


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