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July 29, 2016

At Least You have Your Health, Right?

When I see videos like this, I don't marvel at whatever act the individual is performing. I marvel at how fluidly their ankle works and wonder how much they take it for granted. True story, bro.

A Galilean thermometer is a thermometer made of a sealed glass cylinder containing a clear liquid and several glass vessels of varying densities. As the temperature changes, the individual floats rise or fall in proportion to their respective density. It is named after Galileo Galilei because he discovered the principle on which this thermometer is based -- that the density of a liquid changes in proportion to its temperature -- and he also invented a thermoscope based on this principle. The bulbs and weights are sized so as not to jam with each other, either by being at least half the size of the tube diameter to retain their stacking order or, much less than the tube diameter to freely pass each other in the tubes.

Author is a Czech brand of bicycles, bike accessories and sporting goods. The brand was founded in 1993. Author manufactures bicycles in the following categories road bikes, mountain bikes (cross-country, enduro, full suspension), cross-country bicycles, touring, freestyle (MTB, BMX), junior and women's (mountain bikes, cross-country). Author bicycles supports the racing teams Author Author Gang - 4cross/BMX (Michal Prokop, Luke Tammy), triathlon team Author Tufo Zlin (Peter Vabroušek) PSK Whirlpool - Author (Peter Ben?ík) and Alpine Pro - Author Team (Vaclav Jezek).

Hard to believe it's been an entire 8 months since the MMA world has seen the previously undefeated Bantamweight champion Ronda Rousey step into the octagon after being knocked senseless by Holly Holm at UFC 193 in November. Fast forward to July and Lingerie Fighting Championships sees an opportunity to sign the UFC star to help boost their league. The CEO of Lingerie Fighting Championships Shaun Donnelly sent out a press release on Wednesday in hopes of signing Ronda Rousey if she retires from the UFC.

So I have looked through this entire gallery of yoga poses and still can't figure out what this chick is up to. Any ideas?

I haven't seen an answer to your scotch challenge, so I'm going to give it a shot. I believe it's Glen Turner scotch. Here's a link to a picture. Skip from G.R.

These boobs are in the Krispy Kreme at 701 E. Stassney Ln. Austin, Texas. Here's the inside view. Rick

And heading into the weekend, we're still looking for this statue commemorating 1914 and this small Pagota bottle.

The 9×19mm Parabellum cartridge was designed by Georg Luger and introduced in 1902 by the German weapons manufacturer Deutsche Waffen- und Munitionsfabriken (DWM) for their Luger semi-automatic pistol. According to the 2006 edition of Cartridges of the World, the 9×19mm Parabellum is "the world's most popular and widely used military handgun cartridge." In addition to being used by over 60% of police in the US, Newsweek credits 9×19mm Parabellum pistol sales with making semiautomatic pistols more popular than revolvers. The popularity of the 9mm cartridge can be attributed to the widely held conviction that it is effective in police and self-defense use. Its low cost -- it's one of the least expensive defensive caliber rounds you can buy -- and wide availability contribute to the caliber's continuing popularity.

Today's FRIDAY FLICK is on the lighter side. “In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be the actual El Guapo!”

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July 28, 2016

Well I Am About Sick Of This Knee Scooter Shit Already.

Sure, anyone can spot the Crest Pro Health Complete mouthwash, the Neutrogena Oil-free Acne Wash, and perhaps even the bottle of Neutrogena Oil-free Moisturiser. But who can tell me about the Pagota?

Depending on where you live table wine can mean a lot of different things. Here in the United States it's a wine made from grapes with a maximum alcohol by volume content of 14%. Other than that there's not much that determines what is or isn't a table wine and it's somewhat left up to the vineyard or winery to determine whether or not they want to label their wine as a table wine.

CZ-USA is the US-based subsidiary of Ceska zbrojovka Uhersky Brod, a Czech firearms manufacturer. CZ-USA, based in Kansas City, Kansas, is responsible for the importation and distribution of CZ products in the United States. CZ-USA also owns Dan Wesson Firearms based in Norwich, New York, maker of a variety of pistols, including semi-automatics and revolvers since 1968. Many CZ products sold by CZ-USA are imports from the ?eská zbrojovka Uherský Brod factory, but there are several uniquely American CZ-USA products. Right now they've got great deals going on used handguns and brand new pump action shotguns.

Impossible Foods is a company that specializes in vegetarian, lab-created foodstuffs that taste impossibly similar to the real carnivorous meats they seek to imitate – think of them as the John Carpenter's The Thing of the vegetarian food industry. And their latest masterpiece, dubbed the Impossible Burger, is set to make its debut at New York restaurant Momofuku Nishi.

Draw the eyes of prospective customers and let regulars know when they can come in with this Cosco LED Illuminated sign which contains high intensity, energy efficient Red and Blue LED lights along with a motion setting.

Hey Ernie. Always enjoy you blog. Here's your wheels poster. Rudy

Easy one! Turn The Wheels of Steel and you can buy the poster here. Fred

The Trivial Pursuit board you are looking for is the Volume 6 from 2003. Nick S.

Revisiting the federal No-Fly list, which at last count contained over one million names and include such devious masterminds as peope who have posted a controversial tweet, having a similar name to someone on the no-fly list, or simple clerical error. How does one get off the No-Fly list? Easy, it's next to impossible... so much so that even the fucking ACLU has filed a lawsuit against the feds to have it overturned. So when the New York Daily News continues to post such immflammatory headlines as, "Over 2,000 suspects on terror watch list have legally bought firearms in the US because gun nuts are blocking law that would end the madness." what they're really saying is, "2,000 law abiding American citizens have exercised their Consitutional right to keep and bear arms, only we're going to stoke the flame of fear because we're just trying to sell newspapers."

Oh, and I'm craving to bite into a big round doughnut. Where am I headed to?


July 27, 2016

The Three Week Checkup For My Erector Set Leg Is Today.

Crime Stoppers of Nevada is a citizen, media and law enforcement co-operative program created to involve the public in the fight against crime. They provide citizens with a vehicle to anonymously supply Law Enforcement with information about a Felony Crime or Wanted Person. Crime Stoppers offers cash rewards to eligible tipsters for information that leads to a Felony Arrest, Felony Arrest Warrant or Felony Indictment. Tipsters do not need to wait for a conviction to be eligible for a reward. To check tip status, call 702-385-5555 Wednesday or Thursday between 9 AM - 2 PM PST. You MUST have your tip number when calling, no information will be provided without your tip number.

Braheim Fowler thought his dad forgot about his 12th birthday, but little did he know his father, was planning a big surprise that would bring the young man to tears. Devon Fowler recorded the entire interaction with his son and posted the video on Facebook. The video begins with Devon pretending he forgot his son's birthday while they are on the way to Braheim's Little League game.

Willow Tree is a line of figurine sculptures created by artist Susan Lordi in January 2000. The Willow Tree line specializes in rustic faceless people and angels intended to represent feelings or life events. The figurines are made from hand-painted resin which is cast from Lordi's hand-carved clay sculptures. Creator Susan Lordi partnered with the company Demdaco to produce, market and distribute Willow Tree figurines, which are now available nationwide in independent Gift shops and Hallmark stores and is often a top seller. In 2011 Lordi filed a lawsuit against CVS for selling figurines that she alleges are knockoffs of her designs. According to the lawsuit, CVS launched a line of faceless angels with wire-loop wings, which is a trademark of Lordi's designs. In her lawsuit, she reported her monthly sales as $4.6 million dollars.

Welcome to St Augustine, Florida, founded in 1565? C'mon don't make me laugh, rookie. If you've got the salt, you'll show me exactly where this was founded in 1914.

Ernie, "Biggest problem is, that aerial wasn't taken prior to the JFK's arrival" If you zoom out and/or pan down just a tad, you can see the JFK sitting right there at a dock in the Delaware River. Zoom in and you can see the “67” on the fore end of the deck. If you pan to the right and zoom in on your bird's eye view, you can see “67” on the side of the tower. Thanks for everything, always very much appreciated! (a different) Mike

Interesting candidate on the primary slate here in Missouri. Could be a Dubie VS Blunt showdown this November!! I always tune in for my daily dose, keep up the good work! John B

Good morning Ernie. The crowded pool is the Bare pool at the Mirage. From the looks of the contents in the bag, the guy is staying at the Westin and I am assuming it is the Westin on Flamingo and not the one in Henderson. According to Google he has to travel approx 1 mile, so not too bad in the heat. keep it up bro. Eric R

If you believe in God, you may want to thank Him for Nintendo‘s NES Classic Edition, because it appears to have catalyzed a trend of micro-retro-consoles that could bring joy to the hearts of millions. Sega is now getting into the action with not just one but two miniature Sega Mega Drive (aka the Sega Genesis) consoles, and they appear to be an improvement on the NES Classic Edition model in several key areas. For one, both the handheld and the micro-console Sega Mega Drive come pre-loaded with 80 games -- here's the full list -- and the micro-console is compatible with old Sega Genesis cartridges and controllers.

Oh, and you Trivial Pursuit fanatics.... can you tell me what genus this board is from?


July 26, 2016

There Were As Many Calls To Mind The Constitution As There Were American Flags.

JVC's VHS configuration debuted in 1977, sparking the VHS/Betamax configuration war. VHS trumped Betamax, which debuted in 1975, thanks in large part to its embracing of the X-Rated market; Sony banned the adult industry from releasing movies on its configuration, leading many consumers -- who didn't want to purchase two different devices -- to choose VHS. A decade later, in 1987, VHS controlled 90% of the $5.25 billion VCR market. Be warned, vintage videophiles: Japan's Funai Electric, a company that claims to be the last manufacturer of videocassette recorders, will manufacture its last VHS player this month.

Dum Dum Donutterie is a specialty donut shop that's making a splash at the London's Just Eat Food Festival with the Luxury Zebra Cro. This is not just any donut, tho. At a cost of $2,000 each, the Luxury Zebra Cro is the most expensive donut on the planet.

According to General Mills, Bisquick was invented in 1930 after one of their top sales executives met an innovative train dining car chef on a business trip. After the sales executive complimented the chef on his deliciously fresh biscuits, the dining car chef shared that he used a pre-mixed biscuit batter he created consisting of lard, flour, baking powder and salt. The chef then stored his pre-mixed biscuit batter on ice in his kitchen ahead of time, enabling him to bake fresh biscuits quickly on the train every day. As soon as the sales executive returned from that business trip, he stole the chef's idea and created Bisquick. The recipe was adapted using hydrogenated oil, thus eliminating the need for refrigeration and introduced on grocers' shelves in 1931.

It's supposed to hit 110 degrees in Las vegas today, same as yesterday. Any idea how long of a bicycle ride this photographer endured in that heat, in order to take this photo?

Ok, first off, the other two Ticonderoga class Aegis Cruisers are, USS Yorktown CG-48 and USS Thomas Gates CG-51. I'm not completely sure which is which in the photo as they have had their hull numbers removed but, from looking at the Naval Vessel Register website, the first 5 Tico class ships have been decommissioned and USS Vincennes CG-49 was scrapped on November 23, 2011 and USS Valley Forge CG-50 was sunk as a target in a training exercise on November 2, 2006, by the process of elimination that only leaves the Yorktown and Gates. At the North East corner of the Mothball Fleet facility is USS Shreveport LPD-12, She's the large Amphib ship. At the North West quadrant of the Mothball Fleet is another LPD, USS Nashville LPD-13.

Just south of Nashville are two Perry Class Frigates (FFGs) with their hull numbers removed. Beyond the ones you listed that are seen in the 3D images (USS Stephen W. Groves, USS Boone, USS John L. Hall, USS De Wert, USS Carr, USS Klakring and USS Robert G. Bradley). Since we can't ID them by hull number and the street view doesn't get close enough to be able to see any real detail, these two ships could be any of the following FFG 7 class ships listed as currently being held in the Philly Mothball Fleet facility: USS Underwood FFG 36, USS Doyle FFG 39, USS Halyburton FFG 40, USS Nicholas FFG 47, USS Taylor FFG 50, USS Hawes FFG 53, USS Elrod FFG 55, USS Simpson FFG 56, USS Samuel B. Robertson FFG 58 , or USS Kauffman FFG 59.

The directory for the annotated photo I attached is as follows:
1 USS Nashville LPD 13
2 USS Boulder LST 1190
3 These are: LKA 113 USS Charleston, LKA 115 USS Mobile, LKA 117 USS El Paso
4 All Aegis Cruisers: CG 74 Ticonderoga, CG 48 Yorktown, CG 51 Gates
5 USS Shreveport LPD 12
6 USS Charles F. Adams DDG 2
7 USS Barry DD 933
8 Can't tell but see the list of FFGs stored at Philly above
9 USS Mohawk ATF 170
10 USNS Hays AG 195.

And in case you'd like to see where I got my info, here you go. Keep up the good work! Mike

Most homeowners are already sold on the benefits of a shotgun as a home defense weapon. Bust like most things, there's more lore than truth when it comes to shotguns as home defense weapons. None of this is to suggest shotguns don't make good defense weapons, because they do in many cases. For the purist, I'd recommend you stick with classics: either this Remington 870 Express featuring hardwood furniture for $348, or this Mossberg 500 with both long and short barrels for $335 -- BOTH include free shipping.

So listen. Maybe instead of a shotgun for someone, I need to get someone a nice bottle of scotch as a gift. Any idea what I'm looking for at the liquor store? Thanks in advance.


July 25, 2016

Congratulations Because Whether You Know It Or Not, You Are Now Part Of The Political Revolution. - Bernie Sanders.

Whether you consider Donald Trump to be the savior of the GOP or just some batshit crazy guy bent on world destruction, one thing is not in dispute: he was the candidate chosen by the Republican voters. Sure, there was certainly a movement within the GOP establishment to oust him, but in the end, the voters word was final and Trump's name is on the ticket. Hillary Clinton on the other hand, is only the Democratic candidate because of the corruption and cronyism running rampant within the DNC. Everyone's suspicions of rigged elections and political sabotage were confirmed with the 23,000 email flood from Wikileaks. And the woman who orchestrated it all -- and subsequently deemed too corrupt to hold a position in the DNC -- was welcomed by the Clinton campaign with open arms and now plays an integral part in her master's quest for the Oval Office. If Bernie fans really feeel themselves to be part of a political revolution, this my friends, is where the rubber meets the road. Tonight's DNC convention, and the coming weeks ahead, should be nothing but a sea of pitchforks and torches striving to take your party back. Because if it isn't -- or if you intend on rewarding Hillary's behavior by throwing the switch for her come November -- then you're no less corrupt than she is.

So a FB friend posted this pic from her trip to Philadelphia, and that has spawned off this next Google Maps challenge. So while this this aerial view of the Philadelphia Naval Yard was taken prir to the JFK's arrival, several other identifiable ships are there. For example the USS Shreveport all but jumps out at you. And a quick Google search tells me that CG-47 is the USS Ticonderoga. And with a little 3D sight seeing we can spot tucked away in the corner are several FFG's: 29 (USS Stephen W. Groves), 28 (USS Boone), 32 (USS John L. Hall), 45 (USS De Wert), 52 (USS Carr ), 42 (USS Klakring), and 49 (USS Robert G. Bradley). So your quest is SEE WHAT OTHER SHIPS YOU CAN IDENTIFY.

Remember when four officers who walked off their jobs providing security at a WNBA game after some players wore “Black Lives Matter” shirts calling for change after recent police shootings? Turn out each player is now facing a $5,000 fine for their trouble.

The tattoo on the little Jewish hottie reads "conquer." Love the site, etc., etc., etc. Steve

Yo, That picture, I knew right away. I used to live in the area, it's right down the the street from the bars and clubs. It's down town Fort Lauderdale in front of the Broward College. SE 2nd Ave and SE 2nd St. It was probably some porn shoot, but not sure. It's looks like a morning on the weekend. Those crazy college kids. k

San Pellegrino is an Italian brand of mineral water and assorted real-fruit sodas made in the Province of Bergamo, Lombardy, Italy. Outside of Italy, San Pellegrino is marketed as somewhat of a luxury. Owned by Nestlé since 1997, San Pellegrino is exported to most countries in Europe, the Americas, Australasia and the Middle East, as well as Japan, Taiwan and Hong Kong. San Pellegrino mineral wateroriginates from a layer of rock 400 metres below the surface, where it is mineralized from contact with limestone and volcanic rocks. The springs are located at the foot of a dolomite mountain wall which favors the formation and replenishment of a mineral water basin.


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