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February 9, 2016

There Goes California, Leading The Charge To Fuck Things Up For Everybody.

The music, lyrics and laid back island attitude of Jimmy Buffett comes to life at this popular Orlando restaurant, Margaritaville. The main dining room was inspired by one of Jimmy Buffett's favorite South Florida waterfront concerts, and its three bars — The Volcano Bar, Land Shark Bar, and 12 Volt Bar — were themed around Jimmy Buffett songs. There's outdoor seating available on the Porch of Indecision, featuring a live guitarist to sing along with every night. Or you can just relax in colorful Adirondack chairs outside the restaurant and watch the world go by. Right next to Margaritaville is the Lone Palm Airport, featuring Jimmy Buffett's very own seaplane, the Hemisphere Dancer. This outdoor lounge and tiki bar serves a variety of drinks and quick eats under the wing of the plane, along with the "Parakeet Beach" area for the little ones to play in. And there's something for every Parrothead in the Smuggler's Hold merchandise store. In addition to caps, shirts, shorts, sandals and other apparel perfect for the beach or any occasion, you'll find beach bags, flags, posters, magnets, decals and stickers, signs and wall hangings.

You may or may not be excited about seeing the upcoming Jason Bourne later this year, but I am excited to see it stars Julia Stiles.

On May 4, 1998, the United States Army's Armaments Research, Development and Engineering Center issued a solicitation requesting submissions for a new 12-gauge, semi-automatic combat shotgun for the US military. In response to the request, Benelli Armi SpA of Urbino, Italy designed and built the Benelli M4 Super 90 Combat Shotgun. On August 4, 1998, five samples of the M4 were delivered to Aberdeen Proving Ground, Maryland, and after intense testing, the M4 had beaten the competition. In early 1999, ARDEC awarded the M1014 Joint Service Combat Shotgun contract to Heckler & Koch, American subsidiary for importation of the Benelli M4 Combat Shotgun. The first units (count of 20,000) were delivered to the United States Marine Corps in 1999. During testing, the prototype was named XM1014, but after adoption, the 'X' was dropped, and the weapon was officially designated the M1014 shotgun.

I suspect a basic familiarity of Florida landscapes should give you a pretty good idea where this photo was taken from. Quite the opposite from the Whirlpool refrigerator one, which to be quite honest, I didn't think anyone would be able to solve.

Hey Ernie, the refrigerator was a good one. took some digging around but I believe she is in Budapest, in the apartment building located across the street from the Mammut mall. Saturn is now Media Markt, but looks like the place to me. Ray and Stace

Hey Ernie, Your refrigerator is in Budapest, Hungary, in this building. Do a 180 and match up the Saturn sign, building features and the eave of the building across the street. More of her Hungarian twat (down?) here. Sorry I called yesterday's challenge a softball, this was a fastball slider with a cross wind. I was able to figure out those maps on her wall were Budapest, then I could make out a word "Ma?mu?" with an elephant logo under the "...RN" across the street. I was trying to think of the word for elephant when it occurred to me "Mammoth"? "Mammut"? Googled "Mammut Budapest" and there it was. Keep 'em coming, Tim

I believe this is the same building you can see out her window. Its on Szena ter, in Budapest, Hungary. The original sign was Saturn, which is now Media Markt, She is in the upper floor of the building behind. here is a link to an older picture of the Saturn sign. The first thing I usually do is look for other pictures, I did see the sign with the "RN" in the window, going here I found a picture that showed the word Saturn, which turns out to be Media-Saturn, which is now Media Markt On the site of the pictures it says bisexual Magyar, magyar translates to Hungarian. Doing a search for Media-markt Hungary showed 2 in Budapest. Nothing to it ;-) Rick

Curios & Relics firearms are defined in Title 27, Code of Federal Regulations, Part 478.11 as those "...of special interest to collectors by reason of some quality other than is associated with firearms intended for sporting use or as offensive or defensive weapons." To be recognized by ATF as a C&R firearm, a firearm must fall into at least one of the following three categories: Firearms manufactured more than 50 years prior to the current date, not including replicas; Firearms certified by the curator of a municipal, State, or Federal museum that exhibits firearms as curios or relics of museum interest; or any other firearms that derive a substantial part of their monetary value from the fact that they are novel, rare, bizarre, or because of their association with some historical figure, period, or event. C&R firearms include most manually operated and semi-automatic firearms used by a military force prior to 1966, including most firearms used by the warring nations in World War I and World War II. So it should come as no surprise to anyone that California Assembly Bill 1663, authored by California Assemblyman David Chiu (D-San Francisco, go fucking figure) and sponsored by gun-grabbing Attorney General Kamala Harris is seeking to reclassify some curios and relic firearms as "assault weapons" so that they can be banned under California's existing assault weapon ban.

When it comes to snacking within an hour or two of your bedtime, there's a few things to consider: First, research does link late-night calories to the potential for weight gain. One study found that eating right before turning in can make your snooze time more restless, and that sets you up for fatigue and binge eating the next day. Also, late-night noshing tends to be associated with stress eating, which leads to overindulging in high-fat comfort calories. So, any idea exactly what she's overindulging on?

February 8, 2016

The Halftime Show Sucked, But Gaga Has Some Pipes, Yes?

Dry membranes, cracked lips and dry skin are some of the problems caused by dry air. This condition is worse in the bedroom because it causes uncomfortable, sleepless nights. You can use a humidifier to increase the condition of your room; however, this will take up more space in your room and increase your electricity bill. Fortunately, there are several ways to humidify the room without using a humidifier. A radiator heat in your room is an effective way to improve the moisture content in your room. It works when you place a pot or water container near the source of your radiator heat for the water to evaporate; this becomes humidity and thus moistens the air. You can also place a pan containing water directly on the radiator. Note that you do not have to place the dish of water directly on the heat for the evaporation to occur. put together a comprehensive report on how much the site's porn traffic drops during Super Bowl.

Many of us associate the power and value of a computer based on the capacity of its hard drive. To a certain extent, this is true. After all, newer (and presumably better) computer models come with robust hard drives. As you may know by now, this may not be enough what with the kind of computing needs and habits many people have. Those who download, upload and store large amounts of files know that a built-in hard drive is often insufficient to meet the needs of regular computer users. You could replace the drive entirely with a larger one, or you could turn to cloud-based data storage. Then, there is a third option - use external hard drives to grow beyond the limited capacity of your internal drive.

Ernie, The car with a baby seat is located in the 900 block of Lawton Street, San Francisco. I'm guessing the family has grown, since the street view now has a van parked in front instead of a 2 door car. Thanks for the hunt, Chris

Hi Ernie! That car with a baby seat is located in front of 920 Lawton St facing south, just north of Lomita Ave. in San Francisco, CA. That orange & white tower in the background is the Sutra Tower. Keep up the great work! Cheers, Scott from NYC

On a whim I've recently been looking to pick up a flamingo themed Hawaiian shirt. Based upon the background pattern of water/palm trees, I had thought my search ended when I found this one, but since that is clearly made in the United States, I am having a difficult time finding a place to buy one. Any ideas?

Self-filling water bottles might sound like some kind of made-up invention, but evidently modern technology makes such a thing quite possible. Fontus is a self-filling water bottle for your bicycle. This device collects the moisture contained in the air, condenses it and stores it as safe drinking water. Powered by solar cells, it can harvest up to one half liter of water per hour, under the right climatic conditions.

In early 2007 Steve Jobs announced the very first iPhone. Designed to “reinvent the phone,” Apple's iPhone has revolutionized smartphones and shaped the industry into what it is today. Apple's first iPhone debuted in 2007 with the trademark home button, a metal rear casing, and just a 3.5-inch display. Its capacitive touchscreen laid the foundations for modern smartphones. Apple's second iPhone was a big departure from the original. The iPhone 3G dropped in price thanks to a new plastic rear, but also gained 3G connectivity, GPS, third-party apps, and a distinctive white model to choose from. A rounded rear completed the look, and button placements remained the same.

The red Gilera Stalker scooter is parked accross from #4 Badergasse, Aschaffenburg, Germany so no street view. More pictures of her here. Rick

If you've got a spare $5 million dollars laying around, you can actually buy the entire town of Nipton, Nevada, which was used as a model for Fallout: New Vegas.

Chainmail is a type of armor consisting of small metal rings linked together in a pattern to form a mesh. The earliest example of mail was found in a Dacian chieftain's burial located in Ciume?ti, Romania. Mail armor provided an effective defence against slashing blows by edged weapons and penetration by thrusting and piercing weapons; in fact, a study conducted at the Royal Armories at Leeds concluded that, "it is almost impossible to penetrate using any conventional medieval weapon." The flexibility of mail meant that a blow would often injure the wearer, potentially causing serious bruising or fractures, and it was a poor defence against blunt force trauma. Mail-clad warriors typically wore separate rigid helms for head protection.

So, what shop is this dog checking out?

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February 6, 2016

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.

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February 5, 2016

Well, I Almost Forgot To Give This Post A Title.

The Oxford Advanced Learner's Dictionary was the first advanced learner's dictionary of English. It was first published 68 years ago. It is the largest English-language dictionary from Oxford University Press aimed at a non-native audience. Users with a more linguistic interest, requiring etymologies or copious references, usually prefer the Concise Oxford English Dictionary, or indeed the magnum opus, the Oxford English Dictionary, or other dictionaries aimed at speakers of English with native-level competence. There are explanations of common symbols (e.g. @), which are not included in any major competitor, and notes on interesting word origins. The Oxford Advanced Learner's Dictionary is easy to use, with a rapid-access page design, shortcuts to the right meaning in long entries, and easy definitions using a carefully chosen defining vocabulary of 3,000 words.

I have watched Back To The Future about a million times, and so I've watched Doc unload the Delorean just as many, but hell if I noticed just how impossible that scene would be. Also, I had mentioned before that Deloreans were making their way back to the market and the company has released their first commercial. I think Michael J Fox would have been the perfect spokesperson, presuming of course his body wasn't being ravaged by the likes of Parkinsons Disease.

FRIDAY FLICK: The 747 used in the Airport 1975 cost $30,000 per day to rent from American Airlines, and was originally delivered to American in 1971. It was a 747-123, registration number N9675, serial number 20390; the 136th 747 off the production line. Its basic American Airlines color scheme was modified to the notional Columbia Airlines colors for filming of exterior sequences. The evening taxi and takeoff shots were filmed as the plane, with the re-badged "Columbia Airlines" logo on the fuselage, was being delivered to Salt Lake City for the two days of filming. The aircraft was flown by United Parcel Services as a freighter until 2005. The aircraft, N9675, was destroyed on January 11, 2011 at the Roswell Industrial Air Center, where it had been in storage since 2006. Airport 1975 was second of four movies in the "Airport" series.

Don't know where they are, but looks like they are doing heroin. Spoon and needles down left on table. Large pic link is broken too. Burke

I found the Czech Garnet location but the sign has changed to, "Change no commission". Its on Karlova in Prague 1, Czech Republic. Rick

Shit, I don't know why I didn't catch that. Large image link is fix0red, as well. Also, show me where this car with a babyseat is parked.

The Daily Mail just released a list of the 50 most violent cities in the world -- 21 of those are in Brazil so enjoy the Olympics -- but 4 of them are here in the United States. Care to guess which ones? Care to guess the political affiliation of the mayor in all of those cities? You betcha. So if don't live in those communist occupied territories and are looking to feed your little pocket pistol, Selway Armory has a terrific deal goin on right now, brass cased .380 FMJ's for $0.21/round, which is cheaper than the shitty Russian steel cased ammo which beats up your ejectors.

In the United States there are several nationally recognized organizations that certify lifeguards. The American Red Cross Lifeguarding program, American Lifeguard Association, Jeff Ellis and Associates, the YMCA, Starfish Aquatics Institute's Starguard program, NASCO, and the Boy Scouts of America. The standard in open water surf training is the United States Lifesaving Association. The American Red Cross, USLA and Ellis and Associates establish standards which are universally adopted for lifeguard training. The first beach patrol in the United States was founded in 1891 in Atlantic City, New Jersey, and remains the oldest active beach patrol in the United States.

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