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October 8, 2015

Meanwhile, The Last Of The Skilled Jobs Are Being Shipped Overseas Thanks To TPP.

An shitfaced college student walked into the UCONN's student union Sunday night and demanded bacon-jalapeno mac and cheese. Now, 19-year-old Luke Gatti has gained viral fame after a 9-minute video of his tirade, and subsequent arrest, was posted on YouTube Monday night. But was it all worth it? Turns out, it may have been.

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Meet Kim Anami. She lifts weights with her vagina -- with pics -- and she's about to embark on the European leg of her world tour. You're welcome.

A claymore is the Scottish variant of the late medieval two-handed longsword. It is characterised as having a cross hilt of forward-sloping quillons with quatrefoil terminations. As a broad, heavy weapon the swords were seen as a symbol of physical strength and prowess, and a link to the historic Highland way of life. Although these swords were no longer recognizable as the historical claymore they were the broadsword of that era and so were referred to using that same word. Claymores remained in service with Scottish regiments into the 19th century.

Okay, the first of two photo challenges is kinda easy. Where is loitering on walkovers prohibited?

The Statue is the original from Lenningrad, which was relocated from the Soviet Union and reinstalled in Fremont, the center of Seattle, Washington which is the known center of the universe as anyone from Fremont will tell you. Specifically, every year to celebrate the Summer Solstice they have a huge nude bike ride. It makes for interesting sex talk between children watching along the side of the street and their parents since its a parade.

[Bzzzzt, nope! Pay attention to the arctitecture of the white block building in the background...]

Hey Ernie. Still working in the lady in the hat logo, but the statue one was easy for me, had a photo already of it. I believe it is Maj Gen Sir Henry Havelock, located at Trafalgar square. Keep em coming, and take pity on us poor bastards still living near Niagara Falls this winter! Ray

The second photo challenge is a bit tougher, as I want you to identify this castle. Or is that considered a keep?

Well lookee lookee at what came in the mail yesterday, my weenie little credit card knives. They are for the most part, as advertised and exactly as people described them. I wouldn't count on more than maybe, eh, 30-40 opening/closings before I'd start to worrk about the plastic creases starting to break, but for in-a-pinch-better-than-nothing, I'll take it. But yes, for daily carry I'd recommend carrying a more robust knife.

For those who want to take care of their line but without sacrificing pleasure, Nestle Sveltesse yogurts are light and yet are delicious.

Hey Ernie, The Souvenir Stand is at Terrasse Kahlenberg north of Vienna, no Street View, but I found this sight with a similar photo and GPS coordinates to verify the spot. . And more of her here. Keep 'em coming, Tim

Hey Ernie, A couple of weeks ago you put up the method to search the 2015 archives. I saw it and said yeah, I'll keep this aside for future use. Well that never happened. Would you mind either putting that up on the web page again to replying back to this email with it? Thanks a long time fan, Pete

Actually I managed to fix the archive script, so the list is updating again. Regardless, the search option searches everything from 2001 right up until midnight last night. Ans no dice on the double parked Camaro; other than to tell you the shopping mall looks very Florida'esque.

The Festival of Lights in Lyon, France expresses gratitude toward Mary, mother of Jesus on December 8 of each year. This uniquely Lyonnaise tradition dictates that every house place candles along the outsides of all the windows to produce a spectacular effect throughout the streets. The festival includes other activities based on light and usually lasts four days, with the peak of activity occurring on the 8th. The two main focal points of activity are typically the Basilica of Fourvière which is lit up in different colours, and the Place des Terreaux, which hosts a different light show each year. Nowadays, the festival draws 3 to 4 million people each year and several books have been published showcasing the light photography.

October 7, 2015

Well, Shit.

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October 6, 2015

Well, That Didn't Take Long, Now Did It?

Hysterical media aside, in 2013 there were 8,454 homicides committed with a firearm. Of those law enforcement estimates 80% of those are gang and/or drug related, and most of which occur in large urban environments like Chicago and Detroit. (See: War on Drugs) That means for every day people like you and me -- who aren't defending our drug corners in today's inner cities -- we have a (1,690 non-gang/drug related homicides / 318,900,000 US population = 0.000530% chance) of being killed with a firearm. That's a 1:188,700 chance; so over any given year you statistically have a greater chance of meeting your demise at the foot of a flight of stairs (1:180,000) or on the seat of a bicycle (1:140,000) than you do the business end of a firearm.

Can anyone who reads Finnish tell me if APO Base Cream is a good treatment for sunburn? I'm asking for a friend.

Back when I was a DOOM playing fool -- and I mean the original DOOM -- I was so familiar with all of the maps on all of the levels, that all you had to do was show me a screen capture from anywhere in the game, and I could tell you exactly where you were and where you had to go to complete that level. It was like second nature to me. Even now when I fire up the ol Doom 95 on occasion, I'll choose a random map and my fingers kind of take over the keyboard. It's like riding a bicycle, I guess. So, can any of you Super Mario players tell me anything about which game or level this girl is working on?

ALSO! Cabela's has .22 ammo in stock -- check out what I grabbed up this morning plus got it all shipped for a measly $5 bucks. If you get moving, you might be able to grab some, too.

Ernie, The whiteboard could not have been updated in 2010 as April 2nd fell on a Friday that year. April 2nd didn't fall on a Monday until 2012. Cheers! Jason

Hi Ernie, the white fire hydrant... Found it, here ya go! Mark

The Apollo 15 Lunar Surface Chronograph, being put up for auction by RR Auction, is a Bulova Chronograph that served as a backup for Scott's officially issued Omega watch. Following a long journey to the moon and back again, it can now be yours, if you've got what it takes to be the highest bidder.

Bath salts, when used in their natural, pure form, contain many beneficial minerals and nutrients that keep your skin smooth, soft, and supple. Some of the minerals found in bath salts include magnesium, potassium, calcium, bromide, and of course, sodium. These minerals are easily absorbed into our pores and are known to cleanse and purify our skin on a molecular level, improving your skin's radiance, tone, and texture. Magnesium helps us fight stress and combat fatigue; calcium keeps water retention in check, promotes healthy bones and can help stave off osteoporosis; potassium balances moisture levels in the skin; bromide soothes tired, sore muscles; sodium plays a significant role in managing the balance of lymphatic fluid in our bodies. The result? Bath salts benefit not only our skin, but our entire bodies – from the inside out.

Your second mission, should you choose to accept it, is to tell me who this statue is and show it to me on Streetview.

Challenge 3, the girls are on Dlouha in Cheb, Czech Republic, "divaldo" translates to Theater. Rick

Hi Ernie. I was going to get this for you, but they don't have a gold option. Thanx!!! Charlie

Gun-grabber story: "No one is coming to take your guns." Gun-grabber truth: "We are however, going to legislate all of the gun stores out of existence."

Your third and final mission for today is to find me a souvenier!

17th-century Flemish paintings show children blowing bubbles with clay pipes verifying soap bubbles being used as entertainment for at least 400 years. The London-based firm of A. & F. Pears created a famous advertisement campaign for its soaps in 1886 using a painting by John Everett Millais of a child playing with bubbles. A Chicago company called Chemtoy began selling bubble solution in the 1940s, and they have been popular with children ever since. According to one industry estimate, retailers sell around 200 million bottles annually. Children will watch in wonder as the Ultra Spin Bubbles bubble maker blows streams of bubbles! Just attach the bottle to the spinner and play!

October 5, 2015

And of Course, They're Raider Fans.

The Germany national football team is the men's football team that has represented Germany in international competition since 1908. It is governed by the German Football Association, founded in 1900. Ever since the DFB was reinaugurated in 1949 the team has represented the Federal Republic of Germany. Under Allied occupation and division, two other separate national teams were also recognised by FIFA: the Saarland team representing the Saarland (1950–1956) and the East German team representing the German Democratic Republic (1952–1990). Both have been absorbed along with their records by the current national team. The official name and code "Germany FR (FRG)" was shortened to "Germany (GER)" following the reunification in 1990. Since then, the German national football team has been one of the most successful football teams, winning four World Cups and three European Championships.

Old and busted: brewing your own beer. The new hotness: distilling your own moonshine.

And because shit, I forgot on Friday: "The richest one percent of this country owns half our country's wealth, five trillion dollars. One third of that comes from hard work, two thirds comes from inheritance, interest on interest accumulating to widows and idiot sons and what I do, stock and real estate speculation. It's bullshit. You got ninety percent of the American public out there with little or no net worth. I create nothing. I own. We make the rules, pal. The news, war, peace, famine, upheaval, the price per paper clip. We pick that rabbit out of the hat while everybody sits out there wondering how the hell we did it. Now you're not naive enough to think we're living in a democracy, are you buddy? It's the free market. And you're a part of it. You've got that killer instinct. Stick around pal, I've still got a lot to teach you."

Your first photo challenge is to find this fire hydrant on Streetview.

Hi Ernie, Sorry to blow up your email. I found this clip and although a little hokie it does make a lot of sense. The media spin on guns is crazy. Randy

All seeing and all knowing Ernie: A friend, Alan Korwin who has written 10 different books on guns has this on his web site. Interesting news. Something else interesting is statistically speaking, 16 black men are shot and killed every day in ghettos around the United States - Where is the person who currently occupies the White House opinions on that? Bob

Your second photo challenge is to find where some asshole double parked his Camaro.

You will find some idiots out there claiming the Oregon campus was not in fact a gun-free zone, because back in 2011 the state barred colleges from prohibiting guns on campus. Ever willing to take advantage of a loophole, colleges complied, but notice the law never said anything about banning firearms in the BUILDINGS.... there in lies the loophole on how firearms are -- for all intents and purposes -- banned from Oregon colleges. So yes, a fucking gun free zone.

Hi Ernie, Got a blog post here with before and after dental work celebrity smiles. Any chance you could feature it on Ehowa? Best Regards, David

Your whiteboard was updated in 2010, Dan

Your third and final photo challenge for the day -- and the easiest of the three, I think, is to find this sign pointing to the Divadlo theatre

Hybrid Theory is the debut album by the American rock band Linkin Park, released on October 24, 2000 through Warner Bros. Records. The album was a commercial success, having been certified Diamond for sales of over 10 million units in the United States alone as of 2010, peaking at number two on the Billboard 200, and also reaching high positions on other charts worldwide. Recorded at NRG Recordings in North Hollywood, California, and produced by Don Gilmore, the album's lyrical themes deal with problems lead vocalist Chester Bennington experienced during his adolescence, including drug abuse and the constant fighting and divorce of his parents. Hybrid Theory takes its title from the previous name of the band as well as the concept of music theory and combining different styles.


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