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|March 12, 2014|
First, a GAME CHALLANGE. It's been a while since we've had a good challenge, amirite? In Physicar, you jump in your vehicle and drive as fast as possible. Avoid dangerous obstacles and collect coins to upgrade your car. Finish all 30 levels with the best time possible to receive three stars rating. Only the best drivers can collect all achievements and compete for top positions in Wall of Fame. I was on level 14 when I paused play to make today's post.
I'm not one of those people who waxes macho poetic about guys and cars and motorcycles. If you love cars and want to spend all your spare time working on them, great. If you'd rather be golfing, great. That being said, even guys who don't care about cars probably need to drive them. Thus, there are still some things any self-respecting man should know about them; not for the sake of his masculinity, but for the sake of self-reliance. And I'm not talking changing radiator belts or rebuilding engines here, either. I'm talking about pretty basic stuff about which so many people seem to be absolutely clueless.
They say the lessons are in the journey, not the destination. What you will find in the NYC subway certainly proves the point. These people might leave you wondering whether it's Halloween or there's a cosplay convention somewhere. One thing's for sure, you'll certainly learn a thing or two about New York City's fashion.
First came Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus, a monster/disaster film by The Asylum, released in May of 2009, about the hunt for two prehistoric sea monsters causing mayhem and carnage at sea. It was directed by Ace Hannah and stars -- and I use that term loosely -- singer Deborah Gibson and actor Lorenzo Lamas. Though it was met with a negative reaction from critics for its outlandish plot, it is arguably the most popular film by The Asylum to date. Their follow up feature, Sharknado is a 2013 made-for-television disaster horror B movie about a waterspout that lifts sharks out of the ocean and deposits them in Los Angeles. It first aired on the Syfy channel on July 11, 2013, and "stars" Ian Ziering and Tara Reid. And now? It's Airplane vs Volcano where a commercial airliner is trapped within a ring of erupting volcanoes, the passengers and crew must find a way to survive - without landing. Sue to be released this year, "stars" Dean Cain and Robin Givens and yeah, its totally real.
If you want a chic and polished look, nothing beats a classic French manicure. This style of manicure is easy to do yourself at home. Choose a pale pink or clear base coat and make your tips pop with a crescent of white nail polish. So my question is, are these still considered French tips?
Is anyone even remotely surprised by Sbarro filing for bankruptcy? Who the fuck wants to pay $10 for a slice of shitty pizza, when you can buy an entire shitty pizza fpr $5 at Little Caesars? I think the last time I set foot in a Sbarro was at a rest stop on the New York State Thruway back when I was in the Air Force. And that was only because the Burger King was closed. And this on the heels of the company previously filing for protection from creditors back in April 2011? Look I don't think anyoen is shedding a tear of this, least of any self-respecting Italian American. So Sbarro, you will NOT be missed.
I've previously gone to great lengths railing about the differences between an accidental shooting, and a negligent shooting. The vast majority of unintentional shootings you see in the news are the result of nagligence, not an accident. So here's one I'm kind of torn on. A police officer -- the Chief of Police, as a matter of fact -- pulls his Glock 23 to compare it to a new, smaller Glock 42. He then attempts to reholster his G23 but while doing so, a string from his jacket gets tangled around the trigger, so when he tugs his jacket back down the holstered gun discharges into his leg. I'm not quite sure how to rule on this one, and I guess I'll probably call it a 50/50 split. Side note: .380 ACP is making a comeback thanks to the Glock 42.
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|March 11, 2014|
So the guys over at Serious Eats did a pretty big taste test of tortilla chips. Tasters were asked to judge chips based on overall preference, crispness, corn flavor, and saltiness, and salsa was provided for tasters to do a "dip test." Turns out that Frio-Lay is the king of tortilla chips. The two versions of Tostitos we tried (both Tostitos Simply Natural and Tostitos Originals) took first and second place, respectively. Third place went to Santitas, Tostitos' more inexpensive line of chips.
I've always been a huge Boeing fan -- fuck you Airbus I can't wait to see an A380 crash -- and after those three trips to Israel the Boeing 777 quickly became my favorite plane to travel on. And even though I don't have dick shit to do with the company, I've always been somehow -- I don't know if 'proud' is the right word but for lack of any other -- yes I'll say proud of the 777's safety reputation. In the 20 years since its taken to the skies, there has only been one hull loss resulting in a fatality, and that was when some dumb fuck of an Asiana Airlines pilot flew the fucking thing into the ground last year. So if it turns out some Iranian underwear bomb wearing assholes brought down my favorite plane with the loss of all 239 souls on board, I'm going to be fucking pissed. And you might ask yourself, "Captain Sully and the Hudson river aside, just what kind of odds do we have in the event of an water landing in the wide open ocean?" Well, not too fucking good if things go like this.
Today we're going to count down the 13 most infamous known and documented cases of such lascivious activities in public. A couple of them have become pretty well known -- like this one from 2007 -- thanks to a little thing called the internet, but others you may not have heard about. So take a look, and prepare to be utterly scandalized. Also, Yankee fans are whores.
According to a recent study from the American Academy of Dermatology, 45 percent of women between the ages of 21 and 26 will experience adult acne. Those pesky hormones are partially to blame, but stress and poor eating habits, as well as smoking can add to breakouts. Burt's Bees Natural Acne Solutions, formulated with Salicylic Acid derived naturally from Willow Bark Extract, penetrates pores to reduce acne and prevent future breakouts. They offer their best natural acne products including: purifying cleanser, pore scrub, clarifying toner, acne moisturizing lotion and spot treatments. Dermatologist Tested and Noncomedogenic, Burt's Bees Natural Acne Solution promotes clear, smooth, and healthy-looking skin.
Hey Ernie, that's a bottle of Russian Standard vodka on the shelf behind the hottie with the nice tits. It's somewhere in the UK too because of the three pin plug on the toaster. Laters mate Rob W, Birmingham England
Ernie, Good evening. I've been following your site for around ten years and figured it was time I give back. What is that I'm giving back you ask? Well, it's the picture of the bottle of vodka sitting in the window sill behind that topless temptress. It's a vodka called Russian Standard. The label is in Cyrillic. With that, I bid you farewell. Jason
Ernie, I don't know about you, but this disturbs the fuck out of me. Cheers, Charley
Nope, doesn't frighten me one bit. But that does offer a nice rhetorical hook to Rex's shotgun comment from yesterday. I decided to do some more digging on that Paige Hathaway chick: here is her Instagram feeds, the shotgun photo in question directly from her Twitter account, and a nice high def workout video. Also my two two Mossberg pump shotguns and my two Benellis; a semiautomatic M4 and dual action M3. I've talked with a few people who are a fan of the new dual-tube swictable bullpups, but somehow they just seem inherently more complicated than they need to be. Between the two models out there -- the UTS-15 and Kel-Tec KSG both run a hefty $1,200 -- the Kel-tec seems to be the better made of the two. It seemed to have fared much better during its torture test than the UTS did in even common useage. One guy had to get three of them before one actually worked right. My advice for a nice heavy duty pump action? Mossberg M590A1 12 Gauge with bayonet for $650. Why the bayonet? For Army training, sir!
The margarita glass, a variant of the classic Champagne coupe, is used primarily for serving Margaritas. The double-bowl shape of the margarita glass is a fun and distinctive shape that works particularly well for frozen margaritas and the wide rim makes it easy to add a salt or sugar rim. Margarita glasses can come in a variety of sizes and can range anywhere from 6 to 20 ounces. The smaller glasses are nice for drinks with no ice, the medium glasses are good for frozen drinks, and the large bowls are good for drinks served with either a lot of ice or large frozen drinks.
Meth mouth is a dental condition characterized by severe decay and loss of teeth, as well as fracture, enamel erosion, and other oral problems symptomatic of extended use of the drug methamphetamine. The specific cause of the condition is unknown, although drug-induced dry mouth and grinding of the teeth are thought to be involved. Other frequently cited factors are poor nutrition, eating too much sugar, and lack of dental hygiene, common among long-term users of the drug. To treat patients with the condition, dentists prescribe fluoride to fight tooth decay and drugs that increase saliva for dry mouth; they also educate patients about nutrition and dental hygiene. Images of diseased mouths are often used in anti-drug campaigns.
All right, all right, all right. Now this next one might not be doable? I was trying to figure out where this Rebel Rock Radio station is from. A Google image search for the term doesn't yield any emblems that look similar to the one on his shirt. That image is from this photoset which may yield more clues, but it requires a registration and I just don;t fucking feel like it.
Started in 1982 by nuclear engineer Charlie Papazian, the Great American Beer Festival is a three-day annual event hosted by the Brewers Association, and held in Denver, Colorado. Over 100 beer judges from the United States and abroad evaluate beer in the associated competition, ultimately judging 3,300 beers entered by almost 500 domestic breweries. Gold, silver and bronze medals in 83 beer-style categories are awarded, though not every medal is necessarily awarded in each category.
Affliction Clothing is an American clothing manufacturer and retailer based in Seal Beach, California. Affliction's clothing line includes men's and women's t-shirts, polo shirts, thermals, button downs, hoodies, denim, dresses, watches, headwear, shorts, and swimwear. Wearing of affliction t-shirts has been associated with a rock and roll lifestyle, as well as heavily influenced by motorcycle and MMA culture. Many of Affliction's shirts bear the logo of many of the world's top-ranked MMA fighters, which they call their Signature Series.
Attention New York State firearm permit holders from Putnam County : prepare to have your personal information published in newspapers again. No this is not a repeat from 2012.
Well, at least they didn't shoot him.
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|March 10, 2014|
Okay, pop quiz, hotshot. You show up at a random party and friggin Kate Upton is there. You need to take a memorable photo. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?
Black Americana is often referred to as Black Memorabilia, Afro-Americana, and Black Face Collectibles, but they are all terms referring to collectibles having an African- American theme - generally produced from the 1900s up to the 1950s. Some of the most rare and valuable items deal with the controversial topic of slavery, and not everyone approves of these being traded on the secondary market. Black memorabilia is collected for many different reasons and by people of all races and nationalities. Not all collections have a negative connotation nor are they amassed due to bigotry. Many uplifting aspects of African-American culture can be incorporated into a collection. Many valuable pieces of black Americana have been reproduced or counterfeited. If you're interested in starting a collection, it's wise to make sure any piece you're investing a good sum to own is indeed legitimate before making that purchase.
So the third trailer for season 4 of Game of Thrones is out. I still laugh at the uproar after the Red Wedding at the tail end of last season, only because anyone whose read the books knew what was coming. In fact there's a laundry list of people who are going ot get there, including everyone's favorite twat, King Joffrey. And? Don't fuck a dwarf's girlfriend. And?
and she doesn't care who knows it.
So here's the dealio, I looked through all these covers of John Grisham novels, but couldn't identify which book she is reading. Any ideas?
And don't worry, political correctness got a hold of that 10 Little N*ggers book and toned the title down considerably.
Ernie - I feel you do not give Shotguns their deserved amount of praise here at EHOWA compared to mainstream cartridge firearms. Perhaps this photo will incentivize. Her name is Paige Hathaway. The photos can be found at girlswithmuscle.com, an excellent site for observing the antidote and treatment of the American obesity epidemic, I might add. I included a couple of other pics of Paige to illustrate this. She also has her own website, I believe. Rex
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Here's an excellent slideshow courtesy of exotic model Adella Pasos who looks amazing in these photos. We start of the slideshow with a beautiful sunset photo as Adella sports a red bikini as she shows off her 36-24-36 figure, and then we see her in a Miami Dolphins bikini and hat as well. Adella has an exotic and sultry look that jumps off the screen.
I can't believe how fucking stupid these girls are. Don't they realize how dangerous it is to ride without the proper safety equipment? One of them doesn't even have a helmet on, and not a single one of them has a pair of riding boots on.
Now see I was going to take the easy way out and talk about a two-sliced toaster. But instead I'm going to ask you about the bottle on the windowsill.
Congressman Vice President President Frank Underwood's guide to High School English.
Old and busted: using M-60 tanks to start an avalanche. The new hotness: using satchel charges to start an avalanche.
|March 7, 2014|
Twelve years ago today. Frantic phonecalls. Hushed Meetings. Brown walls. Stillness. Tears. I still miss you, mom. But just so everyone doesn't get too bummed out, remember that Mufasa taught us about the circle of life, so let's take a minute to wish Rachael Weisz a happy birthday! On that note, my birthday is coming up in a few months. Just sayin.
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Well, shit is getting interesting and the rumors are starting to gain traction; either Obama is going to halt imports of Russian made ammo (like he needsda fucking reason) as part of an embargo, or Putin is going to halt the exports in an effort to gain political leverage. Either way, I'm hedging my bets and I'd respectfully suggest you do the same while before any bubble starts.
Meanwhile, good times are heating up in Connecticut. Recently a lot of pro-gunners have gotten very bent out of shape about this phone conversation with Lieutenant Paul Vance of the Connecticut State Police, who towards the end of what becomes a heated exchange, declared, "I am the master." In his defense, his demeanor struck me as very professional and very courteous, he tried to politely explain that nothing had been decided yet, and only resorted to the master line after being goaded into it by an increasingly belligerent caller. That's not to say I found what he had to say to be warm and comforting, I just think his message got twisted in the ensuing pissing match. But here's the corner their governor has allowed himself to be painted into. The way I see it, he only has three options. First he can admit the mandatory registration law is complete and utter bullshit, and ask the courts to set it aside. Two, he can completely ignore the law and allow it to go unenforced. Or three he can actually send State Police -- and National Guard?! -- door to door to confiscate unregistered assault weapons. The latter I can assure you, will result in mucho bloodshedo.
Looks like "Good Mood Food" wasn't cutting it. Arby's moved on with a new tagline: "Slicing Up Freshness." The line refers to the fact that Arby's slices up their meats every day in each restaurant and seek to point out that other sandwich chains (the biggest being Subway) do not. Apparently, not everyone knows that Arby's slices their meats in-house.
Hi Erie, in that picture of the girl with the pistol, you are close, it is a Ruger, but it one of the SR series. Aall the ones you pictured were of the 1911 design and are hammered, this is a striker fire, thus no hammer, they have them in 9mm,40, and 45 calibers, I have all three of them, they are fantastic weapons, Tim
Hey Ernie, the currency she is holding is an older Australian $100 note, dated from 1984 to 1996. Your welcome. Sam
I almost had to cry uncle on this next one; what the fuck is this blue bottle? At first I thought some Hot n'S-(unny?) sunscreen, but who the fuck ever heard of premium sunscreen? Then I stumbled across Tyrkisk Peber, which is a strong liquorice candy flavored with ammonium chloride and pepper, made by the Finnish company Fazer. Tyrkisk Peber is sometimes used to make the Finnish cocktail salmiakkikoskenkorva and similar Danish, Norwegian and Swedish cocktails. When Perelly manufactured Tyrkisk Peber, it was also available as powder. The powder was often used to make the cocktail, which in Denmark is known as sort svin, or Hot n'Sweet Tyrkisk Peber Vodka, a Danish mild vodka specialty with fantastic licorice taste.
Here are 25 insanely hot female athletes you should be following on Instagram; with photographic evidence, of course.
Ceske drahy (CD) or Czech Railways is the main railway operator in the Czech Republic. In 2010 its consolidated revenues reached CZK 41.0 billion ($2.1 billion USD). CD Class 680 locomotives are electric units used exclusively in the Czech Republic, using tilting Pendolino technology. Built by Alstom they were largely based on 9-car ETR 470. While testing from B?eclav to Brno on November 18, 2004, a Pendolino enhanced Class 680 reached a speed of 237 km/h and created a new Czech railway speed record.
There sure has been a magnitude of changes in the world we live in now compared to the 1990s. Almost two decades ago people had values and technology was lacking. It seems now, the two have switched.
William "Billy" Connolly, is a Scottish comedian, musician, presenter and actor. His first trade, in the early 1960s, was as a welder in the Glasgow shipyards, but he gave it up towards the end of the decade to pursue a career as a folk singer in the Humblebums and subsequently as a soloist. Connolly is also an actor and has appeared in such films as Water; Indecent Proposal; Muppet Treasure Island; The Boondock Saints, The Last Samurai, and The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day. He is sober now, but he once got so hammered he got trapped inside a phone booth. Also, there was a firefight.
LYRICS: Sweet chemical indifference, I can't stop, can't change the evident. Predisposed to perpetual sickness, I refuse to let you all be witness. Make sure the needle is clean, when you let me go back to sleep Lapse, by Envy on the Coast