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December 20, 2014

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Before Christmas Joke Here.

Christmas is in 5 days. Here are 9 Last-Minute Christmas Gifts on Amazon Prime

Last minute stocking stuffers: track down some hard to find .22LR ammo at your local Walmart

your weekend before christmas boob dump: one - two - three - four - five - six - seven - eight - nine - ten

December 19, 2014

Ahh, It's Nice To See The Old Crew Getting Into The Christmas Spirit.

The Starship was a former United Airlines Boeing 720 passenger jet, bought by Bobby Sherman and his manager, Ward Sylvester, and leased to touring musical artists in the mid-1970s. The aircraft was the same type as used by commercial airlines, but its owners allowed it to be specifically modified to suit the whim of their clients. Sherman and Sylvester invested $200,000 to reduce its seating capacity to forty and to install into the main cabin a bar, seats and tables, revolving arm chairs, a 30-foot-long couch running along the right hand side of the plane opposite the bar, a television set and a video cassette player, complete with a well-stocked video library. English rock band Led Zeppelin used the aircraft for their 1973 and 1975 North American concert tours.

Let's not debate the importance of feminism and the benefits it has brought so far in getting us closer to an egalitarian society. I mean, it was pretty stupid not to give women the right to vote in the USA until just approximately 100 years ago. But nowadays feminism is much more required in, let's say… the Middle East or other countries when women are truly denied their privileges. In our country, it's more of a thing for people who like to play the victim.

For the rider who demands the ultimate in comfort and style. Kuryakyn's ISO hand grips offer unrivaled design dampens handlebar vibration while providing a sure, cushioned feel for long haul comfort. Because of the unique removable end caps, these are one of the only custom grips available that may be used with stock air reservoir type handlebars.

Well, it looks like I'm the only person on the fucking planet who didn't know about 1972's eco-horror flick, Frogs -- which starred a young Sam Elliot, by the way. The responses for that one just fucking poured in. So if there is anything at the end of that rainbow, Netflix has Frogs in their instant queue so I'll be watching it this weekend.

Hey Ernie, the movie those two lovely ladies are about to watch, is the classic horror movie Frogs. Happy holidays to you. Thanks for all you do. NorCal Jeff

It's the MGM home video Frogs. I wasn't able to find a better copy of the dvd jacket, only the one at the bottom of this page on the right hand side. Robert

Ernie, Those chicks are about to watch “Frogs” which is a 1972 horror film. Maybe the fish smell turned them onto it? Merry Christmas, appreciate all of your efforts!

COLLEGES: The DePaul Blue Demons are the intercollegiate athletic teams of DePaul University, located in Chicago, in the U.S. state of Illinois. The Blue Demons participate in NCAA Division I and are a member of the Big East Conference. They were not affiliated with any circuit until it helped establish the Great Midwest Conference in 1991. It subsequently became a charter member of Conference USA from 1995 until its move to the original Big East in 2005. The origin of the Blue Demons nickname dates back to 1907 when the university changed its name from St. Vincent's College to its current form. At the time, the athletic teams had red uniforms with a large "D" on the front. After an announcer referred to the players as the "D-men," the moniker stuck and eventually evolved into Demons.

COLLEGES: The Big Ten Conference, formerly Western Conference and Big Nine Conference, is the oldest Division I collegiate athletic conference in the United States. The conference competes in the NCAA's Division I; its football teams compete in the Football Bowl Subdivision (FBS), formerly known as Division I-A, the highest level of NCAA competition in that sport. The conference includes the flagship public university in each of 11 states stretching from Rutgers University, to Ohio State University, to University of Nebraska–Lincoln, as well as two additional public land grant schools and a private university.

COLLEGES: What college is this? Something State.

Which would you rather get for Christmas? This sweet ass fireplace sweater, or this sweet ass Santa t-shirt?

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December 18, 2014

Why Is Santa Always So Jolly? He Knows Who All The Naughty Girls Are.

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Surround sound is characterized by a listener location or sweet spot where the audio effects work best, and presents a fixed or forward perspective of the sound field to the listener at this location. Surround sound is a technique for enriching the sound reproduction quality of an audio source with additional audio channels from speakers that surround the listener, providing sound from a 360° radius in the horizontal plane, as opposed to screen channels (center, left, right) originating only from the listener's forward arc. Typically this is achieved by using an array of speakers fed by multiple discrete audio channels.

"The Battle of the Five Armies" is a fitting end to the "Hobbit" trilogy, but it's riddled with same problems as the last two films.

Meredith Vieira is an American journalist and talk show and game show host. She is also known for being the original host of the U.S. syndicated version of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, for contributing to Dateline NBC, Rock Center with Brian Williams, and for presenting Lifetime Television's Intimate Portrait series. She is also known for serving as the original moderator of the ABC talk show The View, and for co-hosting the long-running NBC News morning news program Today. In 2006 both Meredith Vieira and co-host Star Jones announced they were leaving The View.

Hi Ernie, The girl on the coffee table (probably from IKEA) is in Sweden. Of the three locations on the bag, the first two are for a big video store named "EMMAKVALL", which is probably Swedish for "BLOCKBUSTER". The third one is actually named "VIP" & would be my best guess. I wonder if the butt plugs are rentals? Be kind & rewind. Keep up the great work with LBEH. All the best! John, Melbourne, FL

Normally I don't like my challenges to be this risque, but hell if I can find out what movie< they're about to watch.

If you had to assign one attribute to the kind of people who jump into ice-encrusted lakes for fun, it would probably be: weird. But, if pushed for a second, I bet it would be: healthy. Cold water swimming can be very beneficial to long term optimum health. Routine swimming in cold water can: boost metabolism, improve blood circulation, help build and maintain a strong immune system, improve skin tone and skin health, improve libido and fertility, release endorphins to improve feeling of wellness and vigor, and encourages good sleep.

From Lycos to Ask Jeeves to Facebook: tracking the 20 most popular web sites every year since 1996. No doubt EHOWA was just off the list at #21.

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December 17, 2014

Jesus Fucking Christ, Do We Need Tort Reform In This Country, or What.

And from the Who-The-Fuck-Didn't-See-This-Coming department, the families of 9 of the 26 Sandy Hook victims are suing... you guess it, the gun store where Lansa's mother purchased the gun TWO FUCKING YEARS EARLIER, a distributing company called Camfour, and of course, Bushmaster themselves because made the fucking gun. In the lawsuit, the plaintiff's attorneys claim, "The AR-15 was specifically engineered for the United States military to meet the needs of changing warfare. In fact, one of the army's specifications for the AR-15 was that it has the capability to penetrate a steel helmet." For those of you non AR-15 savvy, this military weapon comparison is the equivilant to doing this.

And even though the inflated number of school shootings has been consistently debunked by several sources -- CNN and Politifact -- the gun control groups just can't stop with the lies. So you know what, fuck those guys.

Magic Hat Brewing Company was formed in 1994 in Burlington, Vermont. It brews four year-round beers and several seasonal products and one-off batches. By 2005 it had 64 employees, but in 2008 the company purchased Pyramid Breweries, makers of the Pyramid and MacTarnahan's brands, expanding to 129 employees. In 2010 Magic Hat was acquired by North American Breweries of Rochester, New York. In December 2012, the parent company was purchased by Cerveceria Costa Rica, a unit of the Costa Rican company Florida Ice & Farm Co.

Ernie, It's been awhile since I've contributed, but I've got a couple links for you. The first is about The Christmas Story from Mental Floss. The second could either ruin or perfect every "where was this photo taken" challenge you've ever posted. Merry Christmas bud, ----M Leach p.s. The wife sent in 5 bills to LBEH. You're kicking ass for making this happen.

This one took me a while but I found it. She's at the corner of Greenwich St. and Powell St. San Francisco. She might be going to visit the graffiti truck parked up the hill. RJ

I'd bet a lot of you would be really surprise if you understood exactly how much thought I put into these photo challenges. For example, if you're not feeling well during your drive through Los Angeles? Consider stopping by Ideal Pharmacy, as they have homeopathic remedies. But that's an easy one to track down; no so much with the VIP Video Store. Here's a close up of the bag to aid you in your journey.

Model Hope Dworaczyk from Port Lavaca, Texas is most famous for her work with Playboy, but she's also a familiar face to viewers of Celebrity Apprentice and the E! network's Inside Fashion. In 2010, Hope was selected as Playboy's Playmate of the Year following an appearance on the cover during the previous year.

Hey Ernie, I thought you would get a kick out of this. Karbach is a local brewery here in Houston, and they do great work. This is their Christmas offering. - Joel

Welp, that didn't last long at all. By 5:00 PM MST, Cabelas showed them all Unavailable. Damn, coulda used a couple more for my P250. D

Sorry dude. See: strike while the iron is hot, make hay while the sun shines, get while the getting is good, early bird gets the worm, carpe diem, timing is everything, it's the early bird that catches the worm. Although as a curious note, the $22.49 price still shows for Sig's 1911 line, both full size and compact. And since I was able to find some .22 ammo at my local Walmart, I'll soon be off to grab a few bulk packs. You should, too.

There are different kinds of masks for different purposes: deep-cleansing, by penetrating the pores; healing acne scars or hyper-pigmentation; brightening, for a gradual illumination of the skin tone. Some masks are designed to dry or solidify on the face, almost like plaster; others just remain wet. The perceived effects of a facial mask treatment include revitalizing, healing, or refreshing; and, may yield temporary or long-term benefits. Clay and mud masks suit oily and some "combination" skin types, while cream-based masks tend to suit dry and sensitive skin types.

December 16, 2014

That's Exactly How I Feel This Time Of The Year.

When it comes to flying with sex toys and other adult entertainment devices, the applicable TSA rules are no different that rules applied to other passenger items. While the TSA has no rules against flying with sex toys in general, there are some sex toys and sex toy accessories which may be restricted because of existing TSA rules on hazardous and prohibited items. There have been a number of cases where TSA representatives exposed passengers to unnecessary embarrassment because the passenger was traveling with a sex toy.

I was going to challenge you to find where this laundromat is, but turns out it's on Le Cap d'Agde and unfortunately Streetview doesn't go that specific location.

"Hey, you don't sweat much for a fat girl." There are some things you're never supposed to say on a date. And as we all know, first dates are very important, because first impressions last forever. And since most dates are basically sentence exchanges as means of negotiating sex, you have to be really careful with the weigh of your words. So, just to make sure, in case you're saying one of these things, maybe you want to get them out of your repertoire.

Thirty years ago, before the first Starbucks latte was served, Starbucks created a special new blend of coffee as a gift for its customers. When Starbucks first introduced Christmas Blend, the company hoped it would develop a small, loyal following. But customers quickly snapped up the coffee just as soon as it arrived, buying it to give as a gift for friends and family or as a special addition to a holiday meal. In the days leading up to Christmas Eve, the stores were selling Christmas Blend just as quickly as it could be scooped and packaged. This holiday, Starbucks' 30 Years Bright tradition continues with a variety of Christmas Blend coffees in half-pound bags for holiday gift-giving.

The Shell gas station is at the corner of Balboa and Van Owen in the San Fernando Valley. If you look a few blocks north on Google maps you can see a plane flying through the satellite view. Jefferson

Finally, going to LA so my wife can be back home pays off. These images were taken at the corner of Vanowen and Balboa near the Van Nuys airport. The Subway and the Gamestop in the background kind of helped. Looks like they painted the place since the pic was taken. Love the site and keep up the good work. DJ

Attention Sig handgun owners: if you remember back in June, I posted a link enabling you to buy this Sig SP2022 (MSRP $585 with night sights) for a paltry $399 shipped. And to put a cherry on top of that deal, if you purchased a new Sig pistol, Sig would send you two extra magazines ($46 each)and a Sig pistol bag. if you recall, I even posted a pic of everything once it came in a couple of weeks later. I bring all of this back up because right now Cabelas is offering ALL FACTORY SIG MAGAZINES for $22.49, with free shipping over $49. So if you want to stock up on some real Sig OEM magazines for short money, that's your chance. Or if you're like me and like to cut right to the bone, pick up two magazines, add two boxes of 12 gauge buckshot and viola! You have a $49.56 order eligible for free shipping! So now I've got a very nice $769 handgun setup ($585 + $46 + $46 + $46 + $46) with 6 magazines for only $444 ($399 + $45) bucks.

Also if you've paid attention, you know I'm a huge fan of old Smith and Wesson revolvers. I've previously told you about my father's Model 64, the really nice Model 36 Chief's Special I picked up from a local plumber, these two old Model 66 that I switched grips on, and of course Lord Humungus. And after dusting these old safe queens off for some cleaning and oiling, it's neat to get a sneak peek behind the scenes at the S&W factory.

Searched for more images and found these. Then looked for Liquor Banks. It's in Van Nuys CA at the corner of Vanowen and Balboa. Barry

So the naked lambo chick pic is taken in the San Fernando Valley in Los Angeles at the corner of Balboa Blvd & Vanowen. Found through a reverse image search and I noticed a voyeurweb link popped up which gave me 9 pics total. It also had the street names listed at the top and I verified through street view. You can see the Game Stop from the pics in this view. Richard

If you're ever in San Francisco, specifically at the corner of Tehama Street and 9th street, you'll notice that Adas's Market has replaced their sign sometime after 2008.

McDonalds, Burger King, a hardware store, a pet store, I grew up as a jack of all trades. I saw things I'd rather forget there, from thieving employees to shifting definitions of "cleanliness." Everything was done behind a secretive veil that would scare any customer into never trusting the places they shop again. These shocking confessionals from the employees who serve your food, fix your computer, and sell you clothes may make you afraid to ever leave your home again. They're brutally honest, almost to the point where you will regret ever visiting these popular destinations.

Oriflame Cosmetics is a cosmetics group, founded in 1967 in Sweden by the brothers Jonas af Jochnick and Robert af Jochnick. The company sells personal care, assessories and nutritional products. The company began operations in 1967 in Sweden and today has a presence in over 60 countries worldwide. The company has over 3.5 million marketing associates worldwide with annual sales of €1.5 billion. As of 2007, Oriflame Cosmetics reported an independent sales force of 2,242,500 people.


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