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November 25, 2015

Insert Your Favorite World War III Joke Here.

So just to recap the last few days events, now our NATO ally has shot down a Russian bomber killing one pilot, and then Syrian rebels -- you read as "ISIS" -- used an American made TOW missile to destroy one of the rescue helicopters, killing one of the crewmembers onboard. So now Vladimir Putin is going to go all "Yo Homie, you got my briefcase?" on Turkey, whom we are bound to defend. Uh-huh. Just a friendly reminder, the invading forces will likely be carrying Russian designed AK-74 assault rifles chambered in 5.45x39 so we should be able to pick up ammo on the move. If not, here's how to learn Russian in fifteen minutes!

Asking you to find the Rumor Lounge would be too easy, it's right here in Key West. But asking you to find this Jack In The Box? Now that's a challenge, baby!

Here's a little bit of Civil War trivia for you. The Army of the Trans-Mississippi was a major Confederate army during the American Civil War, originally consisting of about 50,000 soldiers and covered Western Mississippi, Texas, Louisiana, Arkansas, Missouri, the Indian Territory, and Confederate Arizona. The Taylor Trans-Mississippi flag resulted when the Major General Richard Taylor sought to prevent his battle flags from being confused with the blue diagonal cross over over a red background of the Confederate battle flag, instead opting for a red diagonal cross over a blue background. The Trans-Mississippi Army was the last major Confederate command to surrender, submitting on May 26, 1865, exactly one month after General Johnston had surrendered in the eastern United States.

Hey Ern, that seafood rice dish is being enjoyed in Koh Phangan, Thailand, somewhere between the Kangaroo Bar and the Fairyland Club Resort. No real clue which bar or retaurant it came from but who cares, Special Happy Shake at either one, amirite? Oh, found another nice pic of party girl's seafood platter here. Cheers brother! John

Ernie, It would appear that lovely lady is staying at Seaview Sunrise Resort, which is just across the beach from the Kangaroo Bar. Jason

IF IT'S FREE IT'S FOR ME: You can grab Michael Jackson's Thriller album for free on Google Play. Hey say what you want, motherfucker, it's good music.

The specialty cocktail drink known as the Hand Grenade is sold frozen or on-the-rocks exclusively by 721 Bourbon, Inc. through five licensed nightclub bars in the New Orleans French Quarter. Pam Fortner and Earl Bernhardt, owners of the Tropical Isle bar founded during the 1984 Louisiana World Exposition, created the melon-flavored Hand Grenade as their signature cocktail. Since 1987, the federally registered trademark "Hand Grenade" has been used to uniquely identify the cocktail and its packaging. Since January 1992, the Hand Grenade has been served in a green translucent plastic yard container with a bulbous, textured base shaped like an oversized hand grenade.

Hey dude. The Dara's in the pink bikini is on Fremont street in downtown Las Vegas in front of Binions Casino. I live here and see that dumbass all the time. Take care dude, Eric R

Ernie, Easy, right on Fremont St in front of the Fremont Casino with the red awnings. Across Casino Center Blvd there is Binion's, my fav place to play. Hi to Pit Bosses Brian and David and Dealers Mai Lin, Kim and Perry. See you all in December!

Okay movie buffs, let's see you put your money where you mouth is: name this actor and the gunslinging movie he starred in.

Tonic water is a carbonated soft drink, in which quinine is dissolved, and was originally used as a prophylactic against malaria. The mixed drink gin and tonic also originated in British colonial India, when the British population would mix their medicinal quinine tonic with gin. It now has a significantly lower quinine content and is often used as a drink mixer for cocktails, especially those made with gin or vodka. Such soft drinks are more popular in Europe than in the United States.

November 24, 2015

So, Does Anyone Have Any Nice Plans For The Upcoming World War?

Ah, Aladdin. The Disney film that broke box office records, kept the comeback of Disney animation going and featured more pop culture references than you could shake a magic lamp at. Aladdin's magic and excitement has captivated audiences around the world and it's hard to belive it has been 23 years since one of our favorite Disney classics swept us off our feet like a magic carpet and into the land of Agrabah.

Southeast Asia is famous for its seafood. No wonder! It has two long coastlines along the southern peninsula: on the Gulf of Thailand and on the Indian Ocean. Village fishing boats bring in fish, rock lobsters, crabs, squid, shrimp, giant prawns, and scallops. These fresh gifts from the sea are often simply steamed or grilled and served over a bed of white rice. Whow me where can I find this particular dish?

Good News/Bad News. The good news: Bills fan Rebecca Grant is insanely hot. The bad news: the Patriots still cheat.

Save the tatas, also written as save the ta-tas, refers to both a non-profit breast cancer awareness foundation and a for-profit company founded in 2004 by Julia Fikse and currently has 12 employees. Their motto is that laughter heals. Founder Julia Fikse, attributes her idea to seeing people close to her die of breast cancer. Actresses Liz Vassey and Hannah Cornett have both publicly supported the group, as has this guy. She me where his booth can be found.

Behold, the complete list of everything Amazon is offering for Black Friday, including a 50" LED HDTV for $149.99!

That flag can be seen flying at the Asian Art Museum in San Francisco as well as many other civic buildings in the city. It is the Flag of San Francisco! Jesse

Hey Ernie, Your new Adidas shoes are sitting on the beach at Cape Trafalgar in Spain. Judging by these pics, she had a good time on her vacation. Keep 'em coming, Tim

Hey Ernie. Saw this, thought you might like. Thanks for the daily dose of humor ...enjoy the holidays! Cheers, Ian

And just like that, over 43,000 people want to Phuc Fat Bich.

When recording audio outdoors, adding a properly designed furry covering to a microphone windshield does much to reduce wind noise, and prevent unwanted thumps and pops from being recorded by your microphone. Most “pro-sumer” recorders and many mics come with a piece of foam to shield the mics from the wind. These are really only good indoors. In general, you need to keep the wind off of the mic capsules, and this can be done in several ways. Some options can be quite expensive, and the Nature Recordists group often referenced DIY alternatives, so that's where I started. However, if you don't want to make your own, fur covers from Rycote, Rode, WindCutter, and Sennheiser are reportedly quite good.

Boy I sure would like to unwind at the end of today by taking this blonde for a nice cold beer. Where's the nearest place to find a cold one?

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November 23, 2015

Holy Shit, Only Three Days Until Thanksgiving. And Just Starting to Get Knee Deep In LBEH.

You know the old stereotype about how Russians are infatuated with Adidas tracksuits? Well this guy isn't fucking around. And since Adidas sneakers seem to be the topic at hand, perhaps you can show me where these were located?

Henkel AG is a multinational company active both in the consumer and industrial sector. Founded in 1876, the company is organized into three globally operating business units -- laundry & home care, beauty care, adhesive technologies -- and is known for brands such as Persil, Schwarzkopf and Loctite. In 1954, Henkel-subsidiary Dreiring launched Fa soap, a new type of toilet soap. From 1970 onward it was joined by a series of Fa deodorants, shower gels and bubble baths, making Fa one of the best known umbrella brands in the toiletry sector. In 1993, 1994 and 1997 Henkel & Schwarzkopf organizes in Russia and CIS beauty pageant "Miss Fa", held in major cities of Russia, Ukraine, Belarus and Kazakhstan.

True story: According to FBI statistics, burglars stole $3.9 billion worth of property from Americans in 2014 alone. Over theat same period of time, the US Government stole $4.5 billion, through civil asset forfeiture.

Hi Ernie. That's a DDR dance mat, made by Konami. Matt

It is a flexible (foldable) dance pad used in the Dance Revolution type games. Chris

That hottie likes to play Dance Dance Revolution on the Wii. That box is for one of Konami's dance pads. Cameron

STATUS REPORT FOR LBEH: We are at $27k donated, 24 tickets completed -- and most of those are international ones -- we're about $4k in the hole and we'll be opening up for more apps soon!

I'll preface this photo challenge by openly reaffirming my absolute distain for Instagram filters and admitting that despite my best efforts I was not able to clean up this photo to a normal hue. Regardless I'd still like to know where that flag is flying.

November 21, 2015

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.

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