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Game: Rocket Rescue

Recordholder: Dino with 10,355

Description: You're the rotating turrent in the middle of the screen. Shoot the incoming bad guys. They change colors, multiply, swirl, and all kind of crazy stuff. Another very trippy game.

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Game: Squares 2

Recordholder: Daizan with 30,038

Description: You're the black square. Collect other black suares (and circles). Avoid the red squares. Sounds easy, eh? Good luck.

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Game: Odd Bods

Recordholder: Ryan with level 47

Description: Easy. Pick the the shape that doesn't have a match. Timed game. The faster you get it right, the more points. Get it wrong, and you're penalized time.

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Game: Virus 2

Recordholder: Rich with 61,088 points

Description: Jump to adjacent positions to have your virus take over the screen in as few a moves as possible. Kind of tough to explain, but once you play it you'll see what I mean.

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Game: Sheep Reaction 2

Recordholder: Mike with 0.1124 seconds

Description: Another reflex tester. Some sheep in your flock are trying to run away. How fast can you get them with a tranquilizer dart? Penaty for premature ejaculation.

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Game: Bullet Time

Recordholder: denied by Will

Description: Think you're fast enough to dodge a bullet? Let's find out. Click to duck. And the bullets get closer and closer.

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Game: String Avoider 2

Recordholder: Spencer with 21:59

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Game: Crazy Maze

Recordholder: Ethan with 108k

Description: Part puzzle, part reflexes. Guide your green ball to the end of each maze. It's a little Commodore 64'esque, which is probably why I like it. And don't bother starting it if you only have a few minutes, this ones takes awhile.

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Game: Balloon Burst

Recordholder: Mr Tarkanian with 506,240 points

Description: It's you, your mouse, and a bunch of balloons. There are time bonus balloons, and the there no-clickey balloons. There are extra points for clicking a sequence of color balloons.

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Game: Pandemic

Recordholder: Scott 8,603 points

Description: You are a virus. You kill people. You must adapt to both increase your infectability and lethality, spreading across global borders, with an ultimate goal to destroy all of mankind. Some of it it pretty intuitive... for example in order to infect water supplies, you have to be moisture resistant. Becoming communicable from animals to humans will increase the chance of being spread from one country to another. And the more people you kill, the more points you earn. The more points you earn, the more 'upgrades' you can get so you can adapt. The more you adapt, the more you kill. Lather, rince repeat. I will tell you the first 7-10 days all you really can do is click "Go!" in order to send a few people to heaven, and thus earn enough points for your first virus mutation. It will definitely take a few games before you get the hang of it.

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