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The 2009 Best Tits Contest!
I'm not sure if you're aware, but October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. And in honor of Breast Cancer Awareness month, I'm going to hold a Best Tits Contest!.
Only this year I'm going to make a slight change to the entries I accept, so here's how it's going to work. In previous contests, it was come one, come all. I accepted all boobs... large and small, old and young. As I'm going to limit the number of contestants to twenty this year, I'm going to be a little more selective in who I let enter: in order to be included in this year's contest you have to have nice tits. Note: that doesn't mean huge, and as an example, I happen to think this girl's naughty bits are just delightful and I'm sure other guys do as well.
For each of these twenty pairs fof beautiful boobs, I will donate $25 to breast cancer research, and I've already got set that $500 aside. Plus I've also spoken with Brian from OhMiBod and not only are they going to furnish prizes for each of the contestants, but they're going to match my $500 donation, for a total of $1,000 for breast cancer research.
Ladies, this doesn't happen without your participation. As always, your photos must include HOMEMADE signs with something to the effect of "I Love Ernie" or "EHOWA" in the ORIGINAL photo. See the previous year's entries if you need an example. Having this sign in the original photo insures your boobs will remain on my site and my site only, not venturing around the internet to wind up in someone's adult ad. You do NOT have to show your face; from neck to navel is all I need. However, if you feel inclined to do so, rock on with your bad self. If you'd like to submit a few photos that would your face but don't want to crop the photo for fear of ruining the picture, send me the unedited photo and let me blur your face, so I can avoid having a big mismatched gallery of avoid photos like this.
And remember girls, the most beautiful pair of boobs in the world will look horrible with a shitty, grainy, dark photo. So get those beautiful puppies out, fire up that camera and send in your entries to firstname.lastname@example.org -- after all, it's for a good cause!
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