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This happened this past week in DCA. An A319 was pushed into one of our E170's while under tow. Looks like the winglet of the 319 sliced the APU exhaust clean off the 170's tail. And if you want a laugh, read the incident statements written up by the ramptards involved. Let's all wish them luck passing their drugtests. According to Kamesha: "I was wing working on the right side I get heyes the sing to stop and he was not look at me he keep going I start to run to hem." You'll also note she dated her report 5/09. I can only assume this is because she plans on doing this again next month. WTF. -- Ed

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