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Ernie, Long-time looker, thought you would enjoy this! - John 65' Custom muilt motor yacht, with staterooms, gps navigation, twin supercharged diesels, etc. = $ 2.5 million. Crane and rigging complete with faulty turnbuckle = $2,500 per hour. Champagne and strawberries, waiting dockside for the excited "soon to be owners" = $250.00. Watching your dreamboat nose dive into the harbor, accompanied by two corporate representatives just prior to "inking" the final paperwork... Priceless! Check out the guy on the stern, holding on for the ride of the day. Whoops.

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