Ernie, long story short... Drop the girlfriend off at the airport. Go home. First flight delayed. Girlfriend goes to airport bar. Girlfriend drinks several $7 beers. Second flight comes up... National hero lands flight on Hudson River, saving all the passengers lives. Girlfriends US Airways flight cancelled. (She was in Omaha NE, but they canceled all US Airways flights). Girlfriend returns to said airport bar for more beers. Boyfriend picks up girlfriend after driving 60+ miles back to airport. Girlfriend tipsy and in a good mood. Boy and girl proceed to Harrahs Casino for lady's night (half off any drink and appetizer). $55 Harrahs credit = $120 in drinks, $40 in food = $25 out of pocket. Girl now HAMMERED. Considered ACDC concert. Boy: " Not a good idea." Girl: "Uggghhhh." Boy: "Time to go." I will put it this way. 75 MPH on the interstate + half rolled down window + puke = attached pictures. After thought... "in retrospect, my last strawberry creamsicle martini was a very bad idea." Hell, and I thought I was going to get anal! John M.

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