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06072002.1300 hours -- received pikture. I don't like beer because the bubbless tikle my nose. so this guy must be a communist. To hell with the embasee bombings and other terror guyz threats, I must trak this mann down and punish him. heze bad.
06072002.1312 hours -- applied awesum super slooth crime fiting skillz and traked the responsibel man down. must tell mom and dad they wud be so proud of mee. in other newz, I simply tiped in the web sitte that was on the fuking picture. this guye has a pikture of three stiks fuking!
06072002.1404 hours -- made a compleet fucking asshol out of miself.
06072002.1430 hours -- lunch time. mmmm. catshit fajitas again. must thankk my huzbind.
06072002.1512 hours -- commy writed me back. boy sure is mad at me.
06072002.1623 hours -- found new way to make a compleet fucking asshole of me again.
06072002.1723 hours -- askked for fire suport from the uss missouuori to help kill this fukr. he is reelly bad and powerfull! i bet i will get a awarted a metal for this wun! i will showe evrywun...
06072002.1755 hours -- heze trying to fule me bye saying i did this too miself, but i am two smarte for him!
06072002.1810 hours -- my hunny is home he will want to put his thingeee in my puper and mak me byt the pilluw again.
06072002.1818 hours -- all dun. my keys are stickee aggin.
06072002.2126 hours -- bad giye tryed to fule me again. says a viruse is making uthr peopel's maile send out that lukes like othr peopel. ha! He can't pule that ovr on mee! Have to stop wrytng now, i have to go makke my huzbind a sandwitch.
06072002.1112 hours -- man all this bad guy thinks aboute is secks. i bet he haz a reely big peenis. i will ask god to make him not tink about secks so much.
06072002.1147 hours -- well i beet him tuday, huh! i will get a snak before bedtym. husbind wants me too finnish eeting the led paint chipz.
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