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Subject: Re: Who Sent This To me?

Aumyzia@aol.com wrote:

not interested niether is my family..thanks anyway



Ernie wrote:

That's great, you're not on my list, dumbass.



Aumyzia@aol.com wrote:

DO YOU EAT WITH THAT MOUTH..NOW, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!! AND SENT THIS HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF FAVORITS THEN EMAIL FROM THERE UNDER A BOGUS SCREEN NAME..DUH!!! ALL'S I DID IS SAY NO THANKS BECAUSE THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME IVE BEEN EMAILED THIS WEB SITE... YOUR WEB SITE DEPICTS EXACTLY THE TYPE OF PERSON YOU ARE! HAVE A NICE DAY!



Ernie wrote:

One can not "be emailed a website" you dumbass, one can only be emailed a link *to* a website. It then takes a person on the receiving end to actually click on said link to actually visit the website. Therefore... if you're stupid enough to keep clicking on a link that someone else is sending you, then that's your problem.

Do I eat with this mouth? Well...duh.



Aumyzia@aol.com wrote:

it did not come to me nor my husbands U.S.NAVAL email address in which you could of got off your McAfee web site.. obviously you know little about comutors also.. i am a U.S. naval intellegence investigator so i was asked to find the sorce of the web site it seems you have been spamming through alot of email address who apparantly are not on your mailing address. Further more i do Not waste my time arguing with Ignorance!! GOD BLESS



Ernie wrote:

1. There's no possible way you can be a Naval Investigator, you're too fucking stupid.

2. Additionally, you can't spell worth a damn either.

3. I've forgotten more about computers in a blind drunk than you could ever hope to understand.

4. If you had even an inkling about computers, you'd know about the Klez virus, which is mailing itself out to people in the infected person's address book, but also disguising the source by faking the "from:" field as other people in the address book, thus making Person A (you) receive an email from Person B (me), when actually it's person C (someone else) who's doing the inadvertent sending. Don't believe me? Read this...

So please before you go about opening your mouth again...get the facts. Go make your husband a sandwich.



Aumyzia@aol.com wrote:

now i have all the facts you arrogant pervert obviously you have no idea who your talking to and your to ignorant to to do anything else with your life but be a freaking ignorant pervert! get a life the spamming yall are doing is in the hands of the united states military. dont contact me again i told you i dont argue with imature ignorrance ..gee i wonder if our family knows about your website ill be glad to show them!! take care.

ps .question dont you have any class, or dignity about yourself?? obviously not oh well ill let GOD deal with you, because you helped me finish my investigation..my keys are sticking..have a problem with that now i know just who you are Ernie!



[Ever willing to get the last word, at 12:26am, she forwards me the original email she received, which has a picture attached with "ernieshouseofwhoopass" in it... it's been passed around like a chain letter and someone on there must have forwarded a copy to ol Aumyzia here. You can see the file here]

You know, in cases like the flame last week, it's actually somewhat challenging to make counterpoints to what a person says. And then there are times such as this one, where a flame just fucking writes itself.

Aumyzia, you dumb shit, your gift for overstating the painfully obvious simply floors me. Am I an arrogant pervent? Well fucking *duh*. Was it the fact that I have a domain name with both my first name and the word "ass" in it that clued you in? I'd be pretty confident in saying that I'm probably the most arrogant person you'd ever meet. But arrogance doesn't mean selfish and being a pal that I am I'm going to help you out with your "Naval Investigator Diary" for the past couple days. Allow me...

06072002.1300 hours -- received pikture. I don't like beer because the bubbless tikle my nose. so this guy must be a communist. To hell with the embasee bombings and other terror guyz threats, I must trak this mann down and punish him. heze bad.

06072002.1312 hours -- applied awesum super slooth crime fiting skillz and traked the responsibel man down. must tell mom and dad they wud be so proud of mee. in other newz, I simply tiped in the web sitte that was on the fuking picture. this guye has a pikture of three stiks fuking!

06072002.1404 hours -- made a compleet fucking asshol out of miself.

06072002.1430 hours -- lunch time. mmmm. catshit fajitas again. must thankk my huzbind.

06072002.1512 hours -- commy writed me back. boy sure is mad at me.

06072002.1623 hours -- found new way to make a compleet fucking asshole of me again.

06072002.1723 hours -- askked for fire suport from the uss missouuori to help kill this fukr. he is reelly bad and powerfull! i bet i will get a awarted a metal for this wun! i will showe evrywun...

06072002.1755 hours -- heze trying to fule me bye saying i did this too miself, but i am two smarte for him!

06072002.1810 hours -- my hunny is home he will want to put his thingeee in my puper and mak me byt the pilluw again.

06072002.1818 hours -- all dun. my keys are stickee aggin.

06072002.2126 hours -- bad giye tryed to fule me again. says a viruse is making uthr peopel's maile send out that lukes like othr peopel. ha! He can't pule that ovr on mee! Have to stop wrytng now, i have to go makke my huzbind a sandwitch.

06072002.1112 hours -- man all this bad guy thinks aboute is secks. i bet he haz a reely big peenis. i will ask god to make him not tink about secks so much.

06072002.1147 hours -- well i beet him tuday, huh! i will get a snak before bedtym. husbind wants me too finnish eeting the led paint chipz.

Well, there you have it, proof that I'm not such a selfish bastard as one might think.

The next time someone forwards you a picture with a website address in it, try to rub the cobwebs in your head together to get a spark and grasp the concent that the actual sender is most likely *not* the person mentioned in the picture, but instead the neighbor your husband is fucking on Friday afternoons.

Do us all a favor, smash your fucking head into your computer monitor and keep yourself from polluting our already contaminated gene pool. The world needs some good news.

So in the best interest of naval traditions, why dodn't you and your wrangler go play a game of "hide and go fuck yourself".

Ernie

ps -- Here's something for your to investigate... WSl.g hmn90njWa2yjl ..wanna know what that is? It was me dragging my ballsack across my keyboard.



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