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October 18, 2016

Man It Pisses Me Off When Existing Gun Laws Go Unenforced.

The royal French government used many flags, the best known being a blue shield and gold fleur-de-lis -- the Royal Arms of France -- on a white background, or state flag. Early in the French Revolution, the Paris militia, which played a prominent role in the storming of the Bastille, wore a cockade of blue and red, the city's traditional colors. According to Lafayette, white, the "ancient French color", was added to the militia cockade to create a tricolor, or national, cockade. The colors and design of the cockade are the basis of the Tricolor flag, adopted in 1790. The only difference was that the 1790 flag's colors were reversed. The royal white flag was used during the Bourbon restoration from 1815 to 1830; the tricolor was brought back into use after the July Revolution and has been used ever since 1830.

So remember four months ago when this asshole flashed a stolen gun while threatening Donald Trump -- a Secret Service protectee, by the way -- during his homemade rap video? Can someone explain to me why he isn't rotting in jail, instead of out on the streets able to give this interview explaining the reason they don't like Trump is, "we need our food stamps." Enquiring minds want to know. Oh that's right. The DOJ isn't prosecuting firearm crimes anymore, so the White House can push for more gun control on law abiding citizens.

Tarzan's Three Challenges is a British-American adventure film filmed in Metrocolor, and released in 1963. In the movie, Tarzan is summoned to an unnamed Asian country to protect Kashi, the youthful heir to the throne, from his evil uncle Khan. The first set of three challenges are for Tarzan to prove he is worthy to be accepted into Kashi's service. First is an archery contest to test his skill. Then Tarzan must prove his strength by holding onto two buffalo as they are driven apart, and he passes the second test by not letting go of either harness. Third, he is asked to answer a question designed to test his wisdom. I will now pose three challenges to you, to make sure you are worthy of reading EHOWA. First you must prove you are chivalrous by finding this damsel in distress. Then you must prove your incredible eyesight by telling me what this small neon sign reads. And finally, you must prove your ability to navigate by finding this particular entrance.

Want a 1911 platform but don't want to pay for that big .45 caliber ammo? Why not pick one up in .22LR?

Hi there, I've wanted to first thank you for sharing on your page Since the Chinese government is trying to fight the site, the service is down or often overloaded. We created a backup service so your users can use it if the org site is down. I would appreciate if you can add a link to alongside the current link to the org site. In hope for a less censured world, Lurie

Hi Ernie, Got an infographic here about which superhero would make the best project manager. Kind Regards, David

Does club soda really work on spills? Everyone “knows” club soda is the ultimate remedy for instant stain removal, but is it really all it's cracked up to be? Our 107-year-old professional trade association, the Drycleaning & Laundry Institute (DLI), recently completed an in-depth study of the merits of club soda versus plain old water in stain removal, and as members, we're pleased to share their findings. The short answer is “yes” club soda can be a big help in the short term, but “no” it is not the end-all, be-all stain removal miracle it is made out to be. When applied immediately to ten commonplace food stains DLI tested, both club soda and water removed some to most of the stain. However, neither treatment will completely remove the stains and if left untreated, the remaining stain residues can become permanent over time.

We've all seen the terrible movies on the Sci-Fi channel like Sharknado. They've been around forever, and they used to actually be worse. The funny thing is, some really big stars have come out of these b-rated horror flicks. Who would have though Jennifer Aniston's first big hit would be in a movie about leprechauns? Check out who else caught their first big break in the low budget horror movie genre. Ben Affleck in Buffy the Vampire Slayer?

She's a good Canadian girl and she buys her groceries at Sobeys. I haven't seen her at the one in the Beach in Toronto, but it's not for want of trying. Randy

This is a Canadian chain, big enough to have purchased Safeway Canada a year or two ago. It's called Sobeys. Glen

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Curacao is a liqueur flavored with the dried peel of the laraha citrus fruit, grown on the island of Curacao. A non-native plant similar to an orange, the laraha developed from the sweet Valencia orange transplanted by Spanish explorers in 1527. The nutrient-poor soil and arid climate of Curaçao proved unsuitable to Valencia cultivation, resulting in small, bitter fruit of the trees. Although the bitter flesh of the laraha is hardly edible, the peels are aromatic and flavorful, maintaining much of the essence of the Valencia orange. To create the liqueur the laraha peel is dried, bringing out the sweetly fragranced oils. After soaking in a still with alcohol and water for several days, the peel is removed and other spices are added. Curacao is naturally colorless, but is often given artificial coloring, most commonly blue or orange, which confers an exotic appearance to cocktails and other mixed drinks.

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October 17, 2016

Stand In Physiotherapist Today. In A Past Life, I Think He Was An Enforcer For The Mob.

Caseology began as a couple of friends selling unbranded cases out of an apartment. As popularity grew, we committed ourselves entirely to researching ways to bring great cases to a lower price. Amazingly, people liked what we were doing and Caseology was born. Even after growing to mass volumes, they never compromised quality, or our hunger to make stylish products, mindfully design. They strive beyond aesthetics for versatile products with the customer at the center of it all, and Caseology has become one of the consistent top 20 best selling cell phone cases.

How millennials' bedrooms look in 30 different countries: South African-born photographer John Thackwray probably doesn't spend much time in his bedroom, because he's spent over six years photographing over one thousand people's bedrooms for his photo series titled My Room Project. It started out as a bit of fun with friends in Paris but since then his project has taken him everywhere from Mexico and Russia to Nepal and Japan.

Sbarro was founded in 1956 by Gennaro and Carmela Sbarro. The couple and their three sons, Joseph, Mario, and Anthony immigrated to America from Naples, Italy. The same year, the Sbarro family opened their first salumeria at 1701 65th Street and 17th Avenue in Bensonhurst, Brooklyn, New York, which became popular for its fresh food and Italian fare. Its original location closed down in 2004. The success of the Sbarro Salumeria led to the opening of additional locations in the New York City metropolitan area. In 1970, Sbarro opened its first mall-based restaurant in Brooklyn's Kings Plaza Shopping Center. One of their busiest outlets was located in the World Trade Center mall.

Hey Big Ern, I was at a Las Vegas gunshot last weekend and put my hands on one of these. He was out of stock or I would have absolutely left with one of them in my hands. This is the most beautiful, precision pistol I have ever felt in my hands. Get your hands on one and you WILL own one. I was astonished. I am amazed that I have not seen this before but they are fairly new and small batch produced out of Minnesota. Some watching material for you: one - two. Cheers, Randy

Ernie, It looks like pump #3 is in Westminster, CO outside of Denver. Here's a Google street view of the place. James

The Heckler & Koch HK417 is a battle rifle designed and manufactured by Heckler & Koch in Germany. It is a gas-operated, selective fire rifle with a rotating bolt and is essentially an enlarged HK416 assault rifle. Chambered for the full-power 7.62×51mm NATO round, instead of the less powerful 5.56×45mm NATO intermediate cartridge, the HK417 is intended for use as a designated marksman rifle, and in other roles where the greater penetrative power and range of the 7.62×51mm NATO round are required. It has been adopted for service by a number of armed forces, special forces, and police organizations. Civilian variants of the HK416 and HK417 introduced in 2007 were known as MR223 and MR308. Since then both were replaced by the improved MR556 and MR762, the latter of which will set you back a cool $3,331 right now, which isn't bad when you considere the $3,999 MSRP. And critics of the Second Amendment and revisionist historians claim James Madison and his contemporaries used the term “arms” in reference – solely – to muskets, the long muzzleloaders that conjure nostalgia of Minutemen in ranks, tediously loading and offering single-shot volleys in concert. While the majority of firearms used by soldiers and citizens alike were ripe with said muskets, they hardly represented the monopoly on guns in America – and our forefathers knew it.

I'm going to wager it will take someone who has been to Thailand to tell me what this banner is for.

hi Ernie, oh for fucks sake, can you believe this shit? regards, Eric

Thanks for posting, findthisuparrow, which is on Marburger Str. Berlin. (the arrow is now an eye) It helped me find the bluespot which is located on Wittenbergplatz in Berlin, Germany. I could not get a streetview of the terminal side but that is the one. Rick

Here in the U.S. alone, we use around 100 billion plastic grocery bags every single year. While some cities have banned the bag, most of us aren't lucky enough to live in a town that's nixed those ubiquitous, flimsy grocery bags. Most of us end up reusing them as trash bags for small trash cans, doggy-doo pickup, kitty litter box liners, or plastic versions of a paper lunch sack. Before you toss those totes in the trash, check out the 20 ways you can upcycle them. Oh, and any chance someoe can identify what store she shops at?

An industrial shredder is a machine used for reducing the size of all kinds of material. Industrial shredders come in many different design variations and many sizes. The largest scrap metal shredder in the world was designed with 10,000 hp by the Schnitzer steel group of Portland, Oregon in 1980. The 9,200 hp Lynxs at the Sims Metal Management plant at the mouth of the River Usk in Newport Wales has access by road, rail and sea. It can process 450 cars per hour. This one isn't quite that big, taking roughly three minutes to eat an entire car, engine block and all.

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October 15, 2016

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October 14, 2016

Almost Fell On My Ass At Physiotherapy Today. Good Times, Good Times.

Burr mills do not heat the ground product by friction as much as blade grinders ("choppers"), and produce particles of a uniform size determined by the separation between the grinding surfaces. Food burr mills are usually manufactured for a single purpose: coffee beans, dried peppercorns, coarse salt, spices, or poppy seeds, for example. Coffee mills are usually powered by electric motors; domestic pepper, salt, and spice mills, used to sprinkle a little seasoning on food, are usually operated manually, sometimes by a battery-powered motor.

Chicken fighting is an informal game, often played in a lake or swimming pool, characterized by one team member sitting on the shoulders of his or her teammate or riding piggy-back. The object of the game is knock down or separate an opposing team through a team effort. The person on top is considered to be the "attacker" while the person below is considered to be the "vehicle". The person below may not use arms or hands and must rely on momentum to attack by running into the other team. The person on his/her shoulders is the "attacker" and may use any means possible of separating the other team or knocking them to the ground. If a team is separated or knocked down in any way, they are required to resign from the game and the last team to remain together is considered the winner. It is not uncommon for this game to be banned in many swimming pools due to safety concerns.

Let me preface this by saying this has nothing to do with the online game. Cold Steel's Warcraft Tanto series represents their latest design concepts for modern military tactical tanto design. Noticeably thicker than many of the knives on the market today, with tough reinforced tips, elegantly curved cutting edges and sturdy one-piece construction, Warcraft Tantos will soak up punishment while delivering unprecedented performance. These fucking things MRSP at $429, if you can believe it and to be honest if I'm spending that much money on something it's going to fire bullets. Amazon sells them for $235, whcih is good but I think $185 with free shipping is ever better.

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Hi Ernie, All of the palm trees aren't on the google street pic but the nice young lady is on Carrer de l'Argenteria in Barcelona. Mark

I knew it was Barcelona, those potted palms are along Carrer de l'Argenteria, Barcelona, Spain, That's Casa Calico in the background. Rick

Pinellas County Sheriff Bob Gualtieri has released surveillance and dashcam video of the deputy involved shooting after a man shot his neighbor and shot at a deputy in unincorporated St. Petersburg on Tuesday, October 11, 2016. Surveillance video shows 65-year-old Larry Dennis Hoad brandishing a 9mm handgun. Hoad is seen firing multiple shots including into his neighbor's home. Security and dashcam video of the incident show Sergeant Matt McLane's encounter with Hoad.

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October 13, 2016

For Some Reason, Florida And Palm Trees Play Significant Roles In Today's Update.

South Florida has experienced a significant increase in the number of people coming from South, Central America, the Caribbean and Mexico. This coupled with an increase in the number of tourists visiting the Sunshine State and acquiring taste for ethnic Latin cuisine created greater demand for food from Latin America. In order to meet customer demand and offer a more convenient shopping experience to our customers, El Bodegon supermarkets were established.

Coconuts take about one year to fully ripen, with several coconuts growing together in bunches that ripen at about the same time. Six or seven months after the fruits emerge, the inside of the coconut contains mostly water, which you can harvest and drink. Over the next five or six months, the water converts to the white nut meat lining around the inside of the shell. The coconut should be fully ripe at 12 months after fruits emerge. The color of the coconut husk is also a good indication of ripeness. Immature coconuts that are mostly filled with coconut water are bright green in color. The husk slowly turns to brown as the fruits mature. At peak maturity, when the coconut meat has hardened, the outer husk is solid brown throughout.

The Queen Palm tree is native Paraguay and northern Argentina north to eastern Brazil and west to eastern Bolivia. It is a medium-sized palm, quickly reaching maturity at a height of up to 50 feet tall, with pinnate leaves, and has a wide introduced range due to its popularity as an ornamental garden tree. The queen palm is found in most tropical and subtropical areas, including Florida and many parts of the Southwestern United States. It is very popular as an ornamental tree and much used in urban landscaping, however the fronds die early and must be pruned to keep the tree visually pleasing.

My first year of Amazon Prime comes up for renewal this January but to be honest, if I knew how awesome Prime was I'd have signed up eons ago. With free second day shipping, I ordered these cheapie reflex sights on Tuesday, and they're arriving later today. Plus, Amazon Prime gives me access to all the cool shit that used to be on HBO like The Wire, The Sopranos, and of course Oz. Added bonus (although not Prime related, still cool) the second half of my Tannerite order gets here this Saturday and yes, I bought my 30 pack before it went on sale so I fucked myself out of $16.

So while we're on the subject of palm trees, see if you can find these potted ones in StreetView.

Found your green pool!!! Actually there are two of them (and the benches have been painted) and they are both green. Klatovska tr. 692/40, 301 00 Plzen 3-Jizni Predmesti, Czech Republic...wherever that is! Thanks for what you do to relieve boredom Ern! -Brandon

Hi Ernie, I immediately recognized the logo as the RIU hotel chain. When I think if RIU I think of Mexico so I looked over there and it appears to be the RIU Jalisco. This is what google maps offered. Now here is a question, why is that dude taking pictures and not banging this chick? Eric

I do think the US Govermnent -- and for that matter, the American population as a whole -- have fucked over the Native Americans at every turn. I do believe the construction of the Dakota Access Pipeline should be halted, or at least re-routed away from Indian Reservation land, until a mutual agreement can be reached. I also believe that no matter how righteous your cause, when your protests block traffic, you deserve to get run the fuck over. Strike first, strike hard. No mercy, sir.

Oh, and any chance you can hep me find pump number 3?

If you're new to Snapchat, you may be wondering why all your friends are puking rainbows, donning NFL helmets, or shooting lasers out of their eyes in their snaps. It's all due to Snapchat's selfie lenses, the animated filters that have become ubiquitous with the platform since their roll out in September 2015. Lenses are essentially creative filters for your selfies. You can use lenses on both still photos and video. Snapchat also allows you to add captions in a selection of bold, funky fonts and colors. The current selection includes flower crowns, doggie ears and snouts, hippie sunglasses, NBA hoops, and more.

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