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January 31, 2017

A Blast From Tasteless Tuesday Past.

High School was out for the summer. I was 17 years old I was hanging out with some friends. We were trying to think of something fun to do. We all decided to walk over to someones house several blocks away. We had walked about two or three blocks when we discovered a large brown dog laying in the street next to the curb. At first we thought the dog was asleep. We decided to wake the dog up because we were afraid the dog might get run over by a car. The dog would not wake up because it was dead. There was no blood and no injuries. We all stood around and talked for awhile about what to do with the dog. Someone mentioned putting the dog in the middle of the street like it was asleep and cars would honk their horns to try and wake up the dog.

Then I suggested proping the dog up with something to make it look like it was about to walk out in front of a car and the cars would slam on the brakes and swerve to the other side of the street to avoid hitting the dog. We made several attempts to prop the dog up but it would not stand up. Then one of the guys suggested taking the dog to his house and putting it in the deep freeze. His parents were gone for the week and would never know the dog had been in the freezer. We put the dog in the deep freeze on its back with its four legs sticking straight up. After two days we took the frozen dog out of the freezer and put it in the trunk of my car. We drove out of town a few miles and parked the car on a dirt side road. We placed the frozen dog next to the highway like it was getting ready to walk across the road. The six of us hid in the tall weeds next to the highway and watched.

On coming cars would slow down and pull over to the other side of the highway. People that didn't see the dog until the last second would slam on their breaks. Everyone would hank their horn and roll down their window and yell at the dog to get out of the way or get off the road. We all laughed so hard we all got stomach cramps and one of the guys wet his pants. After about 30 minutes we were all laughed out and couldn't laugh any more. We decided to get the dog off the highway and go home but we didn't want to be seen because we might get into trouble. We waited and watched hoping for a time when there were no cars coming so we could get the dog without being seen.

A black car was coming down the highway.

As the black car approached the dog we all heard the driver step on the gas peddle and accelerate to pick up speed. The black car swerved to the side of the road and ran straight into the frozen dog on purpose. We could see the hood of the car flew up when it hit the dog. There was a loud boom and the car came to a stop a few hundred feet down the road. The driver got out of the car to take a look. We were all still hiding in the weeds and scared to death we would get in trouble. After several minutes I told the guys that I was going to walk down there and see what happened. The guys all said no but I told them there was no way that guy could prove I had anything to do with this, and the driver doesn't know me from Adam anyway. I walked down the road and one of the other guys came with me. We got to the car and ask the guy what was going on. He said he had run over a dog and it destoyed his car.

We looked at the damage and talked for several minutes. The frozen dog had gone through the grill of the car and hit the radiator. The radiator was smashed and wrapped around the front of the engine. The dog slid up over the engine and ripped of the carborator and distributor then slamed into the firewall breaking out the front window. There was a bend in the car hood where the dog had hit the hood. After several minutes the other guys all came to take a look at the damage. The dog was still frozen hard as stone and all four legs were now broken in several places. The owner of the car made a comment about how he hates dogs and he runs over all the dogs he can. One of the guys with us got mad and started yelling at the car owner about running over the dog on purpose. Thats when we all decided its time to get out of there.

Three of us started walking to my car and two of the other guys came along just seconds later while the last guy kept yelling at the car owner about running over the dog on purpose. The five of us got into my car and pulled up to the side of the highway and waited for an opportunity to pull out. The last guy saw we were about to leave him and came running and jumped into the the car with us. We drove away leaving the black car and its owner setting along the side or the highway.

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January 30, 2017

Infected Hardware Removed Friday Morning. Saw The Infectious Disease Doc Today.

They're culturing some of the samples they *scraped* from the bone, so now I have to wait until Friday to make sure it's not MRSA. Good times, Good times.

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The young lady on the balcony is staying at the Holiday Inn Charleston Riverview, 301 Savannah West of the Ashley South Carolina. A round building with round balconys with a view of the Ashley River. Her room is on the 5 or 6 floor. Mark

Huh. I can find several phone cases like that read "BECAUSE CATS" but none with a heart, like this one. Also, still no joy on this blue sign by a bus stop.

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January 27, 2017

No Update Today. Ankle Surgery II: Infection Boogaloo.

January 26, 2017

I Think People Forget There's More Than One Way To Skin A Cat.

When you consider the protests were organized and attended by women who dressed up as vaginas, I think it's fair to say that of the three causes given as reasons to march -- reproductive, civil and human rights -- reproductive rights were probably at the forefront of everyone's mind [source]. Second, Trump wanted to stop federal funding for the domestic Planned Parenthood [source]; I say domestic because we'll address International Planned Parenthood in a second. And third, final estimates suggest there were 3,200,000 protesters throughout the United States [source]. So armed with that information -- and setting all politics aside for minute -- let's consider the following.

DISCLAIMER: the only figure I'm going to kind of pull out of my ass here is the ratio of local protesters -- those who lived close enough to an organized a protest to drive to without needing accommodations -- to those who flew in from out of town and had to rent hotel rooms for the duration. For lack of any information on this, I'm going to split it down the middle... half the protesters are local and half the protesters flew in from out of town.

Based upon information derived from last year's LBEH numbers, I can tell you the average cost for a domestic airfare is $694 per ticket. That's here local in the continental United States, so no Alaska or Hawaii. And those are priced over the busy holiday season, which I think is a an accurate comparison because of the traffic generated by the inauguration, which happened the day prior. Add to that a $25 checked baggage fee each way -- "that's how they get you" -- and your plane ride sets you back about $744.

For out-of-town protesters I'm also budgeting two nights in a local hotel. My rationale is if they fly in one day and out the next -- thus saving $$ on hotel rooms -- they'll be paying more for their airfare. If they save money on their airfare by flying an extra day before or after the protest, they'll need to pay the extra night in the hotel. So in the end, it's a wash. What's the average price for a 3-star hotel during the inauguration? About $285 per night; now some people may opt for 1 or 2-star hotels, others for 4 or 5 stars, so I used three as the average. Two nights in your average Holiday Inn Express during the busy inaguration weekend will run you about $570.

So half a day travelling to the protest, the day of the protest, and half a day travelling back from the protest. Other reasonable incidentals during that time might include $100 for food and drink, $20 for protest materials (sign, marker, pink pussy hat, whatever), and $40 for transportation (ride to/from airport, ride to/from protest, subway, whatever). This brings the grand total for 1.6 million out of town protesters to $744 + $570 + $100 + $20 + $40 = $1,474 each for the honor of telling the President to kiss your ass. Money well spent, right?

The local protesters are a little easier and a lot less expensive. Figure $20 the protest materials, $40 to park your car or drive or uber to/from the protest, and another $40 for food/drink, bringing their total to $20 + $40 + $40 = $100 each. Some folks might be more frugal, others may say fuck it I'm in the big city and grab a nice dinner, so I'm pretty comfortable with my $100 figure for the 1.6 million locals.

Total spent to protest Donald Trump the day after his inauguration? Well we have 1.6 MILLION out of towners each spending $1,474 each, so that's $2,358,400,000 dollars. Pay attention kids, that's over two billion dollars. Add the other 1.6 MILLION locals each of whom are spending $100 and that's an additional $160,000,000 dollars. Grand total? A whopping $2,518,400,000. That's $2.518 BILLION DOLLARS spent protesting the new Republican president on his first full day in office.

Now Planned Parenthood receives $528.4 million dollars per year of federal funding, and like it or not, any federal money comes with strings and stipulations. Mortgages, student loans, pell grants, health care, food stamps, you name it... accepting government money means complying with government rules whether you agree with them or not. And as we are being reminded, government winds can shift direction in a short period of time, and your funding right along with it. So instead of being dependant on the federal teat, let's explore if this Planned Parenthood issue were approached from a different angle.

What if instead of a series of nationwide protests, those 3.2 million people simply donated the money they would have spent protesting ($2.518 billion dollars) directly to Planned Parenthood? Any idea how long that would replace the federal funding for? Try 4.77 YEARS. And the outcome? For starters, thanks to the strength of it's obviously very dedicated support base, Planned Parenthood would be able to tell the federal government to stick their funding -- and the Republican's anti-abortion restrictions that come with it -- right up its big fat ass. Then assuming a 25% tax bracket, that $2.518 billion dollars in donations would be written off on taxes, depriving the federal government of about $629.6 million dollars in tax revenue.

Or to put another way, imagine if at the end of the protest Donald Trump walked out onto the White House balcony with a big ass bullhorn and announced to the nation, "The protesters are right. So I am signing an Executive Order to fully fund Planned Parenthood for the next four years and nine months." The protesters would have gone apeshit; patting themselves on the back, "OMG democracy in action!" and "Mission Accomplished!" and singing "I can't keep quiet" until their throats were raw, and going back home telling people, "Yeah man, I was THERE when we marched on Trump!"

Instead, honestly ask yourself what the tangible result of these protests is going to be. I'll tell you: Dick. Shit. Absolutely nothing. Well, I suppose that $2.518 billion was injected into the airline industry and local economies, so I guess that's something. But in regards to reproductive, civil and human rights? Jack. Shit. Now I'm not making a statement one way or the other about abortion being good or bad, Planned Parenthood being saint or sinner, or telling anyone not to protest for the things they believe in; the freedom to do so is one of the things that sets us apart from the rest of the world. But I am telling you we're supposed to use our fucking heads, too.

Now, as for Trump signing an Executive Order reinstating the Mexico City Policy and tightening restrictions around the $100 million given to International Planned Parenthood? Well when you consider that on a global scale there were upwards of 5 million protesters -- an additional 1.8 million protesters/donors -- this problem kind of solves itself, doesn't it?

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January 25, 2017

Dog Dies And You Have To Sell Your Car Because You Can't Operate A Clutch? LIFE: BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

Ernie: "Well, at least I'm finally putting this broken ankle thing behind me. Feels to good to be able to walk normally again.
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Last week I noticed a small pustule had formed along the lateral (outside) incision line of my ankle surgery. Other than it itching a little bit I didn't give it much thought, but at The Boss Lady's insistence, I made an appointment with the orthopedic doc. He takes one look at it and says, "that's an infection." Swabs the area with iodine, cuts a tiny 2mm incision and squeezes. Light brown boogers come out. He swabs it up and dends it off for a culture, and gives me a prescription for antibiotics with a follow up scheduled for this morning. While we caught it somewhat early, the doc believes the bacteria has set up camp on the surgical hardware itself, and the only solution is to gank the hardware out. So the surgical plate and ten screws on the left side of my ankle are coming out.

If there is a silver lining, it's that I am now seven months post surgery, we are far enough along to not have to worry too much about re-fracture. So provided I don't do anything too vigorous, like play basketball or start jogging, I should be back to (what can pass for) normal after a month, allowing the screw holes time to fill in. The removal surgery is scheduled for this Friday, so odds are there probably won't be an update that day. Added bonus: new calendar year, so insurance deductibles have all reset, hurray.

So yeah, everything is terrible here.

See if you can't make me feel a little better by finding this blue sign and showing me what's in the box.

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January 24, 2017

Just A Boy And His Dog.

My decision to get a dog was a long time coming and to be honest, almost didn't happen. This was circa, eh, 1998 maybe 1999 or so; I was still working at FCP Technologies in Waltham so 1998 is probably the better guess. I was casually talking to a co-worker about how I've had dogs all my life growing up and I'd like to adopt a dog some time, but right now my schedule just didn't allow for it. I worked the 10a-7p shift, so I'd sleep late, work, then go out and party a bit, go home and go to bed... lather, rinse, repeat. Besides even if I did stay home more often after getting a dog, 9 hours in the office plus a 45 minute commute each way means I'd be out of the hours for 10-11 hours each workday. It just wouldn't be fair to the dog. Another co-worker -- her name was Nancy Letourneau -- jumped into the conversation and asked, "even if that were true, which it's not, where do you think a shelter dog would rather spend those hours waiting? In the comfort of your condo, sleeping on their own bed, or in a shelter in a cage with dozens of other homeless animals?" I considered Nancy's contribution and immediately knew she was right. But I didn't do anything about it. I didn't act on that new information. I just kind of filed it away for a later date, I guess.

Spin the clock forward to early spring of 2002. My mother had just passed away. My girlfriend and I had split up; she took her dog with her. So I once again found myself feeling very alone. I am neither proud nor ashamed to admit I was no stranger to a stiff drink in those days. And one of the things I would do is make myself a nice martini and browse through which has just come out and starting to gain popularity. I guess I was mostly just window shopping, as I still clung to the idea that I worked too much to be able to get a dog. And I can't tell you how many times I went through that ritualistic torture. This one's cute. That one's too fufu. That one's too big. That one's a good size, but too young. That's a cool dog but way on the other coast. Done for the night, go to bed, wake up, go to work, come home and do it all over again. Day after day, one week bleeding into the next. I knew I wanted a dog, I just didn't think I'd be able to care for one the way I wanted to... because I didn't think I could be the perfect dog owner.

But one day -- I distinctly remember it was a Wednesday -- I came across a small black dog that was listed in New Jersey. He was small enough for condo life, seventeen pounds or so, but still kind of tough and masculine looking. He looked like someone had taken a black lab and thrown him into the clothes dryer for an hour or so. And I don't know what possessed me to, but I clicked the contact link and fired off somewhat of a half hearted inquiry. I don't think I wrote any more than, "is this dog still available" along with my name and phone number. Maybe I browsed more ads, maybe, I didn't. I don't remember.

And I really didn't remember the next day, until I got home from work and checked the voice mail on my home phone -- home phone, remember those? -- and there was a single message waiting for me. I pressed play and held the receiver to my ear. It was a woman with a heavy accent. German I think. And started out, "Yes, I am calling about the 'nasty little dog'..." and I remember this almost made me laugh a little because she said 'nasty' in the exact same pitch and exact same speed as Janet Jackson did in her song. "Nas-tee dog." The woman with the German accent was going on about he the little black dog was still available -- oh that's right, I guess I did send an email about a dog last night? -- and he was good with people but really aggressive towards other animals, and, and, and, and she talked more but I had kind of tuned her out. 'Nas-tee dog', I kept saying in my head. But then she ended her voice mail with something that caught my attention and snapped me back into the moment.

She said, "He is scheduled to be euthanized tomorrow, so if you are interested in this dog, you need to contact me as soon as possible."

I wasn't thinking about Janet Jackson after that. You can read all the stats you want about homeless animals being euthanized, but this wasn't that. This was something else. This was intimate. This was just one dog. And the only thing standing between this one dog and the end of the line, was me. Right that second, I knew I'm on the hook bnecause I'd never be able to forgive myself if I didn't step in and do something. So over the next half an hour or so, I pulled the dog's ad back up, looked at his photos again, zooming and scrolling, reading and rereading every word of his ad. And then I began to rationalize things in my head. My unit was towards the end of the hall, so I could take the back stairs outside to the back parking lot to walk him. That new vet just opened shop in town; I drove past it every day so it wasn't out of my way. The ex-girlfriend's dog was about the same size so he wasn't too big for my condo. The ad said he didn't bark at all and was house and crate trained. There were several fire doors on my floor, so if he did bolt out of a door, he wouldn't get far. Then I realized, I could do this after all.

So I called the German woman back and told her that yes I was interested, so do NOT put the dog to sleep as I was coming all the way from Boston to see him tomorrow. She seemed both apprehensive and relieved all at the same time. Then I called my boss and told him I wasn't going to make it into work the next day. He asked why. I told him I was driving to New Jersey to adopt a dog. And that's what I did. And it was one of the best decisions of my life.

Usually when people lose their pets, they post a short eulogy to social media and urge other pet owners to 'give their pets an extra scratch behind the ears', but that's just not me. If you're my friend and you have pets, I'm sure you don't need me to tell you when to give them some extra attention.

So instead of speaking to my friends who are pet owners, I would like to speak to my friends who are NOT pet owners, but have thought about it. Take Nancy's advice. Don't fall into the same trap that I did for those four years because here's a newsflash: you can be the perfect pet owner because the perfect pet owner is anyone willing to open up their home and rescue a homeless animal. It doesn't matter that you work, or go out. A dog would much rather spend his days lounging on your couch, maybe even listing to the radio, than languishing in some piss stained county run animal shelter, wondering if today was the day they are going to be led into the room that no dog ever walks out of alive. Yes, you're out of the house for fifty or sixty hours a week. And guess what, that's okay. It's good in fact, because it means you are home the remainder of the time. And it's good because it's not the alterative: death.

I read once -- and as a pet owner all my life, I'll agree with it wholeheartedly -- that you only need to spend 15 minutes of quality time per day interacting with your pet in order for them to be happy. That's 15 minutes per day throwing a ball, or playing tug of war, or giving them a bath, or a walk around the block, or moving a laser pointer, or just rubbing their belly. Because all the other time we people do people stuff -- walking to the bathroom, folding clothes, lounging on the couch -- and our dogs are under our feet? That is quality time to them. Laying on your feet while you watch television? Heaven to a dog. Laying at the foot of your bed while you sleep? Pure euphoria. And, not death, because each year, 2.7 million home animals are euthanized because they don't have home; 1.2 million dogs and 1.4 million cats.

So please. If any of you have kicked around the idea of adopting a dog or a cat, then do yourself a favor and give it some serious thought. Have a drink, browse petfinder, run the what-if's through your head, visit a shelter, scratch a few ears and see what happens. Because you just might save a life in doing so. And trust me dear friend, they'll save yours right back.

Yes, Ike's passing has ripped my guts out. I honestly don't know what the hell to do with myself. I walk around the house aimlessly, casting glances at all the places he used to like to lay. I cry. Hell, I am crying right now. But the days, weeks, or even months of this anguish won't ever come close to outweighing the years of pure love, joy and companionship he gave me. So will I adopt another dog again? You bet your rosey red American ass I will. Because as someone said, they're worth every tear in the end.

So this was your eulogy, Ike. A little longer than most, but you deserve it. Rest in peace, little peckerhead.

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January 23, 2017

This Is My First Post In Fourteen And A Half Years Without A Dog Named Ike By My Side.

March 2009 - Some of you might remember my story about Peepers and Crackers from a couple of years ago. Well, undaunted by her past failure, momma duck brought along eight new duckings at the tail end of 2008 and me being the big pussy that I am, have kind of adopted the bunch. I'm happy to say all eight survived this year and most of which have flown off to make little Muscovy families of their own. One female duck has hung around although that isn't by her choice, as her right wing was injured as a duckling and because it didn't heal correctly it; just sort of drags along on the ground. I don't know if it was the result of a run in with a turtle, a car, or maybe another animal, but the injury ultimately robbed her of the ability to fly. Not that she knows it; she flaps her wings with the best of em, she just can't get off the ground. But no worry, because Lefty will always have a warm bed to sleep in as long as I'm around.

And since she's a regular in my back yard come stale bread time, I thought it'd be a good idea for her and Ike to get acquainted. Now I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "Ike is a Patterdale terrier; a hunting dog. So there's no way he's going to get a long with an animal that really equates to prey." And normally you'd be right except you obviously have no idea how much Ike loves food. Any food. Meat, potatoes, carrots, corn, pickles, lemons, limes, oranges, shrimp, crab, rice, beans, pizza, tomatoes, hot sauce... you name it, he'll eat it. He's very motivated by food. So with a few stern warnings of , "Easy... Easy... Be nice." I had him sitting down and eating bread next to Lefty in no time. In fact, dare I say the two have bonded a little? That's not to say that Ike doesn't make the occasional run at Lefty, causing her to run/waddle/flap out of the way, but I'm pretty sure it's all in good fun. So yeah, me and Ike watch out for Lefty.

So Friday night as I was sitting out on the back lanai watching the sun go down, it came to no surprise that Lefty came streaking into my back yard. Only this was no ordinary run/waddle/flap because she thought the dinner bell was ringing, she was really hauling what little ass she could. Hot on her tail (literally) were two big dark Muscovy ducks, both of which I will presume to be male. Now I know it's getting towards mating season, and Mother Nature has her ways of doing things, but c'mon man. I opened the door and took a few steps towards Lefty and she turned towards me with her two suitors in hot pursuit. Lefty continued past me, putting myself between her and the two males, both of whom seemed quite perplexed by the addition of a human being into their mating ritual. I raised my arms and took a few quick steps towards them and they turned and quickly beat feet back to the pond. I turned to give Lefty a thumbs up and returned to my beer on the back deck to once again enjoy the silence.

Silence which was quite short lived actually, as the sun had barely crept ten minutes lower when the previous scene of duck debauchery had escalated to a new level. The larger of the two ducks was chasing Lefty around the pond and each time he'd get close she'd dive underwater only to emerge twenty feet away or so. And then he'd make a run at her, only to have her dive away again. This unholy courtship continued for awhile before an exhausted Lefty couldn't swim anymore and had to return to the land. With her larger pursuer right behind her, it wasn't too long before he had Lefty pinned down in my neighbor's bushes, humping her little duck ass for all he was worth, while she was screeching in dismay. The second smaller male duck was standing by watching the action, patiently waiting his turn. I hesitated for a second before intervening, knowing hey this is nature but hey, somebody has got to teach these two assholes that no means no. And again I open the side screen door and take a few noisy stomps towards the two ducks forcing themselves upon my little mascot. Small Voyeur duck sees me coming and gets the hell out of dodge back towards the pond. Humping Duck sees me coming too, but doesn't break off mid coitus, presumably because he was too close to blowing his load. As a guy I felt a little bad for him, but broke up the festivities none the less; Humping Duck running for the lake and Lefty running towards the front of my house where she would circle around and return to the safety of the pond.

The sun crept lower and it was beginning to get somewhat dark out; Voyeur Duck and Humping Duck were no longer ducks to me, just duck like shadows moving on the grass. I'd walk around in my back of my lanai to get a better view of the battlefield and occasionally have to step out and make my presence known as they started to draw close to Lefty again, but I knew I was fighting a losing battle. With what little light left bleeding from the sky I knew that lefty would soon be at the mercy of these two duck rapists, as my human eyes were quite useless in the ever increasing darkness. Even now I was struggling to maintain the distinction of the two dark shadows against their background. Once I could no longer see to protect her, Lefty would be defenseless. It was then that from behind me a high pitched anxious whine drew my attention. I turned to look towards the house and after letting my eyes adjust for a second saw Ike standing behind the screen, eyed fixed like lasers at the two dark shadows. His eyes shot up to mine for a split second and then returned to his quarry. The corner of my mouth curled upwards as a sly smile pursed my lips. Ike was right. Humans had no place in this war. It was time for him to continue where I have left off. Mano-a-mano. Nature vs nature. An even battlefield.

I returned to my back deck not in defeat, but in wait. it didn't take too long before the two dark shadows began to make their way back towards Lefty, who was watching nervously from her nest in the rocks. I knelt down next to Ike and began to run my hand down his back which was now as rigid as stone; his muscles twitching and waiting for the moment to explode. One of his ears trembled as he could feel the anticipation building. The ducks grew closer still, oh yes. Ike began to shift his weight between his front paws, lifting one and then the other. My hand reached up to the screen door and slowly began to press the handle down. Missing nothing, Ike stole a quick upwards glance at my hand and new it was close to Go Time. I whispered in his ear, "What? What is that? Watch em. Watch em Ike, watch em..." His shifting of the weight grew to encompass his rear legs as well. He was like a top fuel dragster with his engine redlined, just waiting for the Christmas tree to go green. Down at the water Lefty had raised her head up and was beginning to stir in her nest, knowing she would soon be on the run again as the two male Muscovies had broken into a slow trot towards her. And as they broke from a trot to a full on run, two things happened simultaneously; Lefty started running towards the refuge of my back porch and I slipped the latch of the screen door.

Ike exploded like a motherfucking bullet.

He didn't growl. He didn't bark. In fact the only sound he made was a silent shooshing sound as he flew through the grass. Lefty never even saw him coming; had Ike been after her she never would have had a chance. By the time she saw Ike, he was already past her, making a silent line towards the two advancing males. Poor Lefty didn't know whether to shit or go blind and the surprise of this turn of events sent her scurrying in a frenzy of run/waddle/flaps to my left, further down the pond. And if I thought I saw confusion on the face of a duck when a human entered his mating ritual? Shit, you ought to see it when a fucking dog enters the mix. Humping Duck was in the lead with Voyeur Duck behind him and to his left. True to his name, Voyeur Duck saw Ike coming first but kept advancing; remember I said he was Voyeur Duck, not Smart Duck. Humping Duck saw the advancing threat a split second later and immediately performed a u-turn in mid step, breaking into a run/waddle/flap retreat of his own. In a scene reminiscent of Spike and Chester, once the smaller Voyeur Duck saw his big buddy had reversed course, he quickly did the same.

Mother Nature is an amazing thing to watch. The ducks' flocking instincts took over, and when Humping Duck made a sudden surge to his right, Voyeur Duck did the same. They zigged and zagged together and it was really quite beautiful. Seeing this, Ike immediately adjusted course to both close the distance as quickly as possible and cut the ducks off from turning too much and causing him to overshoot because of his heavier frame. The two ducks surged left in response to this and the three of them began a mystical prey/predator dance as the ducks fought to escape. This was my first time really seeing Ike in his element, and somehow it made me feel almost proud. And while I don't know the exact speed of a duck's run/waddle/flap method of escape, I can assure you it is not as fast as a dog who is intent on kicking a little duck ass.

Now, left to his own devices Ike would surely kill these two motherfuckers, so I knew I had to call him off early. I wanted them scared off, not maimed or dead. So when he was about three paces behind I called out, "Ike. No." and to his credit he (almost) broke off his pursuit. I know he heard me because I saw his gate break for a split second. But as he was carrying too much speed, overtaking the ducks was inevitable at this point. I again called out "Ike, Dammit, No." just as he was stretching his neck out and chomped down right on Humping Duck's ass, causing Humping Duck to quack out in both surprise and pain. Upon seeing his alpha duck taking enemy fire, Voyeur Duck broke ranks and made a hard right turn. This caught Ike's attention and he released Humping Duck long enough for Humping Duck to make one final run/waddle/flap to the safety of the pond. He landed with a splash and immediately began shaking his ass.

Back on terra firma, Ike had turned his full attention to Voyeur Duck who was trying to make headway on a course parallel with the shoreline. This was a mistake as Ike's groundspeed was much faster. I remember thinking, "Boy, this is a really dumb duck." Again I called to Ike, more urgently this time, as I was beginning to wonder if things were going to end poorly for this little fellow. Voyeur Duck made one final change of course, turning right and heading away from the water (dumb duck!) before Ike barreled into him at full gallop. Now Ike's mouth was open, but I'm pretty sure my yelling was having an impact on getting him dialed down, because he didn't chomp down like he did with Humping Duck, he just ran into him sending Voyeur Duck tumbling ass over teakettle. Ike came to a stop and just watched as Voyeur Duck did his best to gather himself and again run further down the grassline, parallel to the water. Jesus, this duck is fucking stupid.

Ike stood watching him go and a couple of times I saw his body tense like he was going to take off after the escaping duck again, causing me to utter a stern "Ike. No." in his direction. Ike did as he was told and the two of us watched Voyeur Duck make his way back to the water and regroup with now Sore Ass Duck. The two of them swam in circles around each other a few times and then began to swim towards the other side of the pond. I briefly considered calling Ike back to me, but given Lefty was nearby and Ike was so amped up, eh, wasn't sure of that was a good idea. I mean hey a dog is a dog, right? I walked out and scooped Ike up could still feel him trembling with the thrill of the chase. As I walked back towards my house, Ike never took his eyes off the two shadows making their way across the pond. A low growl emanated from his throat -- a throat that would soon be soothed by a small bowl of ice cream, by the way -- and his nostrils flared and gorged on the sweet smell of asskicking that hung in the air. Yes, Ike sent the residents of the pond a message that night, a very loud and clear message: NOBODY FUCKS WITH LEFTY.

Ike left his mortal coil on Saturday evening, four months shy of his seventeenth birthday. I don't know what to do. I'm broken.

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January 21, 2017

Insert Your Favorite Inauguration Weekend Joke Here.

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January 20, 2017

I'm Glad This Fucking Experiment Is Finally Coming To A Close.

I think most of you realize by now that wholly regret voting for Obama back in 2008; a mistake that I rectified in this recent wlection. I can give you lots of reasons -- not the least of which is the thought of Sarah Palin sitting in the jump seat, what're you fucking nuts -- but in reality that can all be boiled down to I fell for Obama's line of bullshit. Speaking strictly for myself, I am most certainly NOT better off than I was eight years ago. Amongst a slew of other things, I have seen my healthcare premiums and co-pays double, and my deductibles and annual max out of pocket triple. And don't even get me started on the monumental push for gun control: the 7N6 ammunition import ban, the proposed M885 ammunition ban, the slew of Russian gun manufacturers given the short end of an unnecessary sanctions, the 260,000 veterans who had their Second Amendment rights stripped away without due process, the old folks on Social Security who faced the same, gun stores and manufacturers having their financial accounts terminated thanks to Operation Choke Point, a "mistaken" attempt to drive gunsmiths out of business, and the list goes on and on.

Despite our differences in political philosophies, I don't think Obama set out do any harm to our country and I certainly don't wish him any ill will in the future. But yes... I'm really fucking glad to see him go.

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January 19, 2017

And Finally, We Are All Caught Up To Date.

The Little Mermaid is a 1989 American animated musical fantasy film produced by Walt Disney Feature Animation and released by Walt Disney Pictures. Based on the Danish fairy tale of the same name by Hans Christian Andersen, The Little Mermaid tells the story of Ariel, a beautiful red haired mermaid princess, is dissatisfied with underwater life in the kingdom of Atlantica and is curious about the human world. It is the 28th Disney animated feature film, The Little Mermaid was released to theaters on November 17, 1989 to largely positive reviews, garnering $84 million at the domestic box office during its initial release, and $211 million in total lifetime gross worldwide.

So evidently, everyone in the fucking world knows about the < href= target=_blank>United Colors of Benetton clothing retailer, except me. My apologies to all of you first timers who wrote in, usually I try to post the virgins virst, but there were like some 47 of you. Finding this out was kind of a relief, actually, since the Church of Bennett was out, the Church of the God of Family and Sweet Tea was my next guess.

LONG SHOT NUMBER ONE: where is this outdoor market?

Ernie. I believe your lit up ferris wheel is the Cosmo Clock 21 in Japan. Your out of focus pic looks like it shows a red roller coaster track, and a orange neon light just below the axis. Here's a pic of the wheel illuminated. nd for extra credit, I think the girl is in a window at the Intercontinental Yokohama Grand; here's a pic of the wheel from a room. Here's another pic of a room that clearly shows the window layout and hardware which matches your picture. Nick

Hey Ernie, when you say that something won't be done, I seem to be drawn strangly to it... Anyway, that Ferris Wheel is located in Yokohama, Japan and part of Yokohama Cosmoworld. The giveaways are the streaks of lights to the left of the wheel, which is the roller coaster there. The picture itself was taken from the Intercontinental Yokohama Grand. On the bottom-left of the picture, you can see a colorful name on the building, which is Yokohama World Porters located just down the street. The best street view I could find to demonstrate where the picture was taken opposite from is here, with another photo here showing an approximate angle of where the picture was taken. Mark (SPC, Army, Separated)

Terror from the Year 5000 is a 1958 American science fiction film directed by Robert J. Gurney Jr. starring Ward Costello, Joyce Holden, John Stratton, Salome Jens and Fred Herrick. The movie follows an international team embarks on an expedition to the moon in an uncommonly spacious rocketship. There they encounter a faceless alien intelligence who conclude that the human race is too immature and dangerous and must be destroyed. American International Pictures released the film as a double feature with The Screaming Skull. Terror from the Year 5000 bears one of the earliest film editing credits for Dede Allen, who went on to a noteworthy career editing The Hustler, Bonnie and Clyde, Dog Day Afternoon.

LONG SHOT NUMBER TWO: where are these two lovely ladies sharing a glass of wine?

The lass in question must have come from Sunbury's a UK retailer that's been in business since 1869. Must be an old picture because they dropped the “Try Something New Today” ad line in 2011 but not before the store erroneously gave 8 year olds visiting the store on a school trip a booklet with sex positions for having fun in the bath. Here's the link to the story. Frank

As for the Burgerberg 30kmh sign, based on pictures from Monika was at Makarska, Croatia Harbour, also on the route for the Bodensee Radmarathon.but I believe this is the house with the solar panels and skylight. RJ

Man, oh man, do I wish I could find a better version of this Holiday Inn photo to use in a challenge for long shot number three.

Teletubbies is a British pre-school children's television series created by Ragdoll Productions' Anne Wood and Andrew Davenport. The program focuses on four multi-colored toddlers of a mythological species known as "Teletubbies," named for the television screens implanted in their abdomens. Recognised throughout popular culture for the uniquely-shaped antenna protruding from the head of each character, the Teletubbies communicate through gibberish and were designed to bear resemblance to young children. Dipsy is the second Teletubby. He is green and named after his antenna, which resembles a dipstick. Dipsy is the most stubborn of the Teletubbies, and will occasionally refuse to go along with the others' group opinion.

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January 18, 2017

The Plot Thickens: Infected Hardware.

Smooth-top electric ranges are popular options with those homeowners seeking to increase their counter space and hoping to have an easier job cleaning their range. Smooth glass or ceramic ranges do have their advantages, but they are not without their share of problems. Smooth-top electric ranges typically remain hot for long time after they are shut off. This can cause problems for homeowners that are used to the relatively rapid-cooling nature of traditional electric and gas ranges. They can also be damaged by falling pots and pans and are costly to have repaired. While they are easier to clean, they cannot be scrubbed using an abrasive cleaner, and specialized cleaners are typically recommended by the manufacturer.

The toga, a distinctive garment of Ancient Rome, was a roughly semicircular cloth, between 12 and 20 feet in length, draped over the shoulders and around the body. It was usually woven from white wool, and was worn over a tunic. In Roman historical tradition, it is said to have been the favoured dress of Romulus, Rome's founder; it was also thought to have been worn by both sexes, and by the citizen-military. As Roman women gradually adopted the stola, the toga was recognised as formal wear for Roman citizen men. Originally, women wore togas as well, but after the 2nd century BC, the toga was worn exclusively by men, and women were expected to wear the stola. At that point, it was considered disgraceful for a woman to wear a toga; wearing the male garment was associated with prostitution and adultery.

LONG SHOT NUMBER ONE: And if you look closely on the sticker (magnet?) she has on her refrigerator, she is a member of the "Church of Benet--"? And no, I'm pretty sure it's not the Church of Bennett.

This young lady is most likely a young coed from Moscow State University in Russia. Based on the foliage behind her, this picture was taken on a Spring morning… - Fish

Hi Ernie, The young hottie is posing in the botanical gardens directly across from THE Moscow State University. Street view. All The Best!, John M

Burgberg is generally though of to be a municipality in the district of Oberallgäu in Bavaria in Germany. However given the name Burgberg may refer to the these places in Germany, I don't know how much luck you'll have finding this speed limit sign.

Crocs, which were named one of the 50-ugliest shoes of all time by The Cut, almost went bankrupt several years ago after failing to flood the market with its rubbery soles. Their finances have largely now stabilized, thanks in no small part to the company's recent success in the German market. Crocs have been in the top 100 best-selling footwear items on Amazon Germany for 2,069 days and counting, longer than any other shoe item. Boulder-based Crocs included Germany among the five major markets it will now seek to focus on as it scales back its physical store footprint. In fact, the Europe was Crocs' only region to see positive revenue in constant-currency terms in FY2016Q1; unit sales there were up about 25%.

The window display is located at Style Today Tailoring, 646 E. 1st Street, Tustin, Ca. Yelp reviews. It was easy to find the bench on Amsteldijk in Amsterdam, Netherlands, But I don't see a bus stop, maybe she rode here bic. Rick

Weird, about the bench. That's definitely the correct place and I even went as far back as 2008, but still no dice. I did find a sweet ass starry dalmation scooter though.

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January 17, 2017

Okay, So We've Got Metric Shit Ton Of Photo Challenges To Catch Up On.

Started in 1947 as a small metalworking shop that made metal water coolers for blue collar workers, Igloo Products is now a leading ice chest and beverage dispenser manufacturer, perhaps known best for its Playmate brand. The company's first all-plastic ice chest was introduced in 1962. Igloo makes the coolers for personal and industrial use and claims that nearly three in every four US households owns an Igloo cooler. The company's more than 500 products -- including full-size, beverage, and personal coolers -- are sold through more than 250 retailers in the US and abroad.

Now. Challenges. The Main Street Brewerry and Casino was practically a gimmee, since if you can't type a few words into Google, you must be a fucking idiot.

I think your girl is standing on the second floor wooden balcony of Bandstand on the corner of Bourbon Street and St. Louis. She is looking at the Big Easy which is on the opposite corner. Here is a street view trying to get both in the shot. Martov

The green car from Thursday's challenge I didn't submit because it took me about 3 minutes to find it, and didn't want to be the 75th person to send it in to you. Well since no answer was posted I'm going to give a go. The green car is parked in front of 17 Ostwallstrasse ( East Wall Street), Dortmund, Germany. I found it to be easy as Germany is the only EU country with the blue stripe on that side of the license plate. The plate begins with DO, meaning it was issued in the Dortmund Metropolitan area. The privacy laws over there make hard to get a clear view of the store front, but from what I found you can see the bars above the windows and the black stone facade. Dennis

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THIS ONE IS FOR YOU TIM: Identifying that handgun from Oz was not even hard for this old FFL dealer. It is a Intratec CAT 9. Was not a bad gun for the era, Brian

Hey Big Ern. Long time reader. Love your challenges. But s soon as I saw those beautiful breasts, I knew where that Starbucks is. It's right in my backyard. It is the Original Starbucks In the Pike Place Market in downtown Seattle. Here is where it is. Derek

She's at the Starbucks at 1930 Pike Place, Seattle, WA. Streetside is below. Skip

I wonder if anyone can tell me the name of the store where this lady in white did her shopping?

In road transportation, a yield sign indicates that each driver must prepare to stop if necessary to let a driver on another approach proceed. A driver who stops or slows down to let another vehicle through has yielded the right of way to that vehicle. In contrast, a stop sign requires each driver to stop completely before proceeding, even if no other traffic is present. Particular regulations regarding appearance, installation, and compliance with the signs vary by jurisdiction. The United Kingdom's Road Traffic Act calls for give way signs and road markings at junctions where the give-way rule is to apply. The road marking accompanying the sign consists of a large inverted triangle painted just before the place to give way.

Hey Ernie, The white and orange bottle in the sexy selfie is "Burt's Bees" daily facial cleanser. Congrats on another successful year of LBEH! John

She's using Burt's Bees facial cleanser. Cameron

Hi Ernie, She is using Burt's Bees Brightening Facial Cleanser. Mark

If I'm not mistaken, there's a little Burt's Bees action going on here, too. So anyway, that almost catches us up to date. Tomorrow: the golden spire, going grocery shopping by bus, and the Yelp reviews I've been looking for. And if anyone cares, it looks like the lit up ferris wheel will go unsolved.

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January 16, 2017

This Is Shaping Up To Be A Very Exciting Week.

"Someone's been eating my porridge," growled the Papa bear. "Someone's been eating my porridge," said the Mama bear. "Someone's been eating my porridge and they ate it all up!" cried the Baby bear. "Someone's been sitting in my chair," growled the Papa bear. "Someone's been sitting in my chair," said the Mama bear. "Someone's been sitting in my chair and they've broken it all to pieces," cried the Baby bear. They decided to look around some more and when they got upstairs to the bedroom, Papa bear growled, "Someone's been sleeping in my bed," "Someone's been sleeping in my bed, too" said the Mama bear "Someone's been sleeping in my bed and she's still there!" exclaimed Baby bear. Just then, Goldilocks woke up and saw the three bears. She screamed, "Help!" And she jumped up and ran out of the room. Goldilocks ran down the stairs, opened the door, and ran away into the forest, and she never returned to the home of the three bears.

Since she has lots of grocery bags at her feet, I'd guessing this lass takes the bus to do her grocery shopping. Can you find her bus stop? Hint: It's in a nation that has a lot of bicycle riders per capita.

The Orions, also known as the Orion Syndicate, are a fictional extraterrestrial humanoid species in the American science fiction franchise Star Trek, making their first appearance in the initial Star Trek: The Original Series pilot, "The Cage". Susan Oliver portrayed the first Orion seen on screen, when her human character Vina was transformed into one, although it was Majel Barrett who underwent the original makeup test. The first mention of the Orion was in Gene Roddenberry's first draft script for the initial pilot for Star Trek: The Original Series, "The Cage". At that stage there was no further description given, except that they were to be alien in appearance. By the time that casting had been sought, it had been decided that the Orion character should be painted green, with the script stating that the character should be "Wild! Green skin, glistening as if oiled".

Wow, this place has a really catchy window display, but they seemed to be pretty focused on getting good Yelp reviews; can you find them for me?

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January 14, 2017

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.

"Americans eat generic cereal while you eat a $44 breakfast that they paid for"
Sunken GoPro camera surfaces year later with a story
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Bush twins pen touching letter to Obama sisters: We'll be rooting for you
Highway Truck Topples (80+ mph winds)
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Snowboarder survives avalanche descent in Canada with help of inflatable backpack
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this is not how you pull a fishing boat out of the water
See What The Cast of Mortal Kombat Looks Like Today

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played a little game of how many things can i stack on my sleeping dog
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your weekend boob dump: one - two - three - four - five - six - seven - eight - nine - ten - eleven - twelve - thirteen - fourteen

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January 13, 2017

Mattis Literally Knife Handed Congress Yesterday.

Snyder's of Hanover is an American bakery and snack food distribution company based in Hanover, Pennsylvania, specializing in German traditional pretzels. Snyder's of Hanover traces its roots to a bakery formed in Hanover, PA by Harry Warehime in 1909. In 1950, the company was split into two independent companies: Snyder's of Hanover and Snyder of Berlin. The Hanover Canning Company -- later called Hanover Brands, and now Hanover Foods -- purchased Snyder's of Hanover. Snyder's of Hanover was again spun off as an independent company in 1981. Its products are sold throughout the United States, Canada, many European nations, Asia, and in the Middle East. The bakery offers 25 varieties of traditional pretzels and in addition, pretzel pieces, pretzel sandwiches, chocolate-coated pretzels, organic and gluten-free pretzels, potato chips, and other snack foods.

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NOT A CHALLENGE: finding this cafe and bar, because c'mon, it's name is spelled out and there's only one in the fucking country. IS A CHALLENGE: find this golden spire.

Ernie, I knew right away where this was. The Hooters parking lot right by their sign across Tropicana Ave from the MGM. You see the Porte Cochere or whatever it is you call it is visible above the bushes behind the gal and that's located at the back of the MGM. The Google Pic is old not showing the growth of the bushes since then. Tom

Free slippers? I don't know if they offer free slippers. But the casino in the background is the Rio in Las Vegas. Considering the view with the highway and the casino, the room is likely in the Paris Hotel and Casino; 10th-12th floor. Having a romp with the curtains open? You gotta love Vegas! Fish

At first I didn't think this was correct since the way the sign the building lined up, I thought it was more Caesar's Palace, but Caesar's doesn't have the balusters in front of the windows. So I zoomed in on Paris and guess what, Fish is right. And yes, yes, I know this big bottle is Jergen's Skin Firming Lotion, as we've seen before. But what's the smaller, white and orange bottle in front of it?

Principle shooting of this week's FRIDAY FLICK, 1991's Stone Cold starring Brian Bosworth, began after Craig R. Baxley replaced Bruce Malmuth as director. Production was initially halted due to an IATSE dispute, resulting in the departure of director of photography John R. Leonetti and other IATSE members of the crew. In a Q&A with the audience after a special screening of the film in Austin's Alamo Drafthouse in 2014, Bosworth talked about how original director Bruce Malmuth was fired due to some "personal issues that he couldn't control which poured out on set", and his firing caused all the original backstory for Bosworth's character to be removed and changed after Craig R. Baxley was hired to direct. About four weeks was spent filming scenes with Bosworth's character and his family (wife, child and sister), which in the end were completely axed out after $4 million was spent shooting them. Bosworth has said in an interview that as a keen biker, he had previously built the bike that his character rides in the film and suggested that it be used instead of the one the studio had chosen, since he was more comfortable with it.

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January 12, 2017

Today Was My Last Day of Physical Therapy, Huzzah!

In many parts of California, the official religion is In-N-Out Burger. While the chain has expanded to Las Vegas, Arizona, Texas, and for some reason Utah, it's still very much a California thing. Still, there's some people who somehow have never been and don't know how this works. At most In-N-Outs, you can get tees or free paper hats, but at both the original in Baldwin Park and their company store online, you can also get notepads, folding chairs, windbreakers, and even a woman's bikini.

The most popular car colors today are shades of grey: white, black, grey and silver, amounting to over 70% of the total world car production. Red, blue and brown/beige cars range between 6% and 9% each, while all other colors amount to less than 5%. Color choice is subject to fluctuation and fashion, and historical trends shifted from dark neutral colors of early cars, through more vivid colors of 1950s and 1960s, back towards today's neutral colors. Green is also having a resurgence in the last decade, but still only accounts for 1% of the world automotive market and 2% in the United States. Can you show me where this green car is parked?

Hi Ernie, Got an interesting infographic here about the evolution of technology company logos. Any chance you can feature it on Kind Regards, David E

Hey Ernie, Gotta a challenge for ya, this one almost beat me, but I finally found it. Your turn now. I have been binge watching HBO's "Oz", in the season 3 finale, a guard gives Adebisi a small black semi-auto pistol. I didn't recognize it, but on the Season 4 opener, the pistol had magically become a Glock 19 (or 23). I was annoyed by this continuity error, being the consummate Firearms Enthusiast that I am (60+ collection, NRA Life Member, Military and LEO Instructor, etc), I vowed to call attention to this Gross Negligence. However, I could not identify this odd handgun. I spent all morning looking, finally, I took a guess and found it. Normally I would have preferred to look for where some naked cutie had been wandering around in public, but fortunately, I like guns. So, who else can figure out what pistol this? Timothy A.

Starbucks Corporation is an American coffee company and coffeehouse chain. Starbucks was founded in Seattle, Washington in 1971. As of November 2016 it operates 23,768 locations worldwide, including 13,107 in the United States, 2,204 in China, 1,418 in Canada, 1,160in Japan and 872 in South Korea. See if you can find this one in particular.

A pergola is a garden feature forming a shaded walkway, passageway, or sitting area of vertical posts or pillars that usually support cross-beams and a sturdy open lattice, often upon which woody vines are trained. The origin of the word is the Late Latin pergula, referring to a projecting eave. Pergolas are more permanent architectural features than the green tunnels of late medieval and early Renaissance gardens, which were often formed of springy withies—easily replaced shoots of willow or hazel—bound together at the heads to form a series of arches, then loosely woven with long slats on which climbers were grown, to make a passage that was both cool and shaded and moderately dry in a shower.

Hey Ernie...hope the bad wheel is getting better. I gave this challenge a shot, but have to leave it here...don't know if you will want to post any of this if people have a hard time finding this damn store, but here you go anyway. First I found a gallery of these two that had some more pictures. And this gallery, which had a picture with a clue. The only photo that had any clue that I could find was a restaurant La Jetee - and it is at 2 quai Saint Martin, 34300 Cap d'Agde, Agde, France. Sadly my sleuthing skills drop off there. A roof leak demands I quit fucking around with the interwebs. Keep up the good work, and thanks again for all you do with LBEH. James

Hey Ernie, In the gun store robbery video, the glass in the gun case in front of the clerk shatters. It almost looks like there is a bullet hole webbing on the front of the counter. Do you think this is from a shock wave or something from the clerk? Or do you think the bad guys actually got off a few rounds? Keep up the good work. -Kevin

See below, first thumbnail links. The guys at Bearing Arms break it down pretty well. Oh, this is part challenge and part pure curiosity, since I've always found large ships fascinating. What the fuck kind of ship is this? Despite its white color, it isn't shaped like any cruise ship I know of. Oceanographic, maybe? Any ideas?

Let It Snow, Baby... Let It Reindeer is the second Christmas album by Christian rock band Relient K. It was released on October 23, 2007, selling 4,500 copies in its first week. The album is a re-release of the band's Christmas EP, Deck the Halls, Bruise Your Hand, but with seven new songs and some other changes, such as track listing and a new ending to one song. The details were announced by Jesus Freak Hideout on August 21, 2007, and by IGN around the same time. Let It Snow, Baby...Let It Reindeer peaked at No. 96 on the Billboard 200 list in its fourth week.

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January 11, 2017

Sold The Grey Scooter Today. My Blue One Is Going To Need Some TLC.

Old and busted: using CPR to save a drowned ground squirrel. The new hotness: using CPR to save a drowned Kookaburra.

Smirnoff Ice, the citrus-flavored malt beverage first popularized in the United States in the early 2000s, isn't the sort of alcoholic beverage people brag about keeping in their fridge. It's low in alcohol, high in sugar, and was even the butt of an extended viral joke (ok, game) in which people were tricked into drinking it. Look no further than a tortured New York Times explanation of "icing," the aforementioned game, for evidence of the drink's awfulness. The game, as the Times notes, was fairly straightforward: "Hand a friend a sugary Smirnoff Ice malt beverage and he (most participants have been men) has to drink it on one knee." The game hinged on a fairly universal understanding that Smirnoff Ice is famously bad, or, at the very least, a famously embarrassing thing to be caught drinking. For that very reason—the drink's recognized terribleness—the game went viral.

Severe winter conditions are still looming over parts of the United States, and many people are using space heaters to keep themselves warm. However, fire experts are concerned over potential fire hazard from space heaters. Many incidents of fire during the winter months are caused by space heaters. The U.S. Fire Administration reveals that more than 50,000 heating fires on average each year in residential buildings were reported between 2008 and 2010. These fires resulted in about 575 injuries and 150 deaths. The fires also resulted in the loss of $326 million worth of property. U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) recommends a distance of at least three feet between a space heater and things that may catch fire, such as curtains, furniture, drapes, bedding and more.

Finding the exact spot where this photo was taken, should be a piece of cake. But finding the exact spot where this photo was taken, might prove a little more difficult.

I actually recognized the location - she is in the fountain courtyard of the old masters gallery in Dresden. Tim H.

Hi Ernie, That would be the Gemaldegalerie Alte Meister Theaterplatz 1, 01067 Dresden, Germany. Here's a google pic of the place. Keep it up, Mark

Earlier in 2014, the Environmental Protection Agency started a program to reduce hotel water consumption called the H2Otel Challenge. In addition to installing new equipment, such as water-efficient toilets, faucets, and shower heads, hotels are encouraged to give guests the option of reusing their towels and sheets with those little signs that have become ubiquitous across the United States. You know, the ones that look like this.

Oh, and find this wooden balcony, while you're at it.

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January 10, 2017

The List Of Things I Care Less About Than The Trump-Streep Spat Are Virtually Endless.

Well not endless, I suppose. I mean I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as their spat. Let's see... low carb diets, Michael Moore, the Democratic National Convention, Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products, Hi-Def TV, the Obama daughters, wireless hotspots, the OC, the UN, recycling, getting Punk'd, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys, Jeff that Wiggle that sleeps too darn much, the Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everythingj every-everything that exists past present & future, in discovered and undiscovered dimensions! Oh, and Hugh Jackman.

Packing up all of your precious old school CDs? Need to pack your apartment on a budget? The worst place to try to get inexpensive moving boxes is from a moving company, like U-Haul. Moving companies graduate the prices much higher than market price. I remember when I moved, my local The UPS Store had great moving boxes and the cheapest in the area. I compared Uhaul, Uline, Home Depot and Walmart. Their prices were at least 10% less. I even bought numberous bundles and negotiated a deeper discount.

Autofocus is kind of like a microwave oven; just a few short decades ago, it didn't exist. And now we have no idea how we could live without it. Today, the idea of shooting all of our images with manual focus seems a bit crazy. But here's the thing, and you may find it hard to believe - there are some shooting situations where you need to shut off your autofocus. The simple reason why is this: your autofocus system just isn't that smart. It uses certain visual cues to know where to focus, but it does all of that based on contrast and light. It isn't able to intelligently look at a scene and understand what the subject is supposed to be, so it has to guess. In most cases, it gets it right. But there are certain situations where it's almost always going to get it wrong.

That Saturn store is located at Tunnel Alexander pl. 3, 10178 Berlin, Germany. And for good measure, the sign behind the girl on the left reads Humana. Nick

I'm probably late on this one, just got back from vacay. The hornblower is in the Fountain of Apollo at Versailles. If you ever get a chance to Paris, do it, and the fountain is a must see. Be sure to get a golf cart to tour the garden, and do that before the palace as the lines for the palace are much shorter in the afternoon. Keep em comin, Nick

Well this one took me a while but I found the caricature location, Its on Av. de las Playas, Puerto del carmen island of Lanzarote, Canary Islands, Spain. The artist is Jorge "Fico" Molina, Rick

Now it's definitely time for some hard core ball busting. I am not entirely sure there is enough information for you to find this furniture workshop, but you people have pulled off miracles before. If that proves too difficult for you, perhaps you can cut your teeth by finding what hotel offers free slippers to its guests.

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January 9, 2017

Sorry, Air Conditioning Maintenance Was Today.

This is only the second season for the new Dolphins logo, which is about two seasons too many. The new logo is dreadful. If it's not more disliked on South Beach than LeBron James, it should be. Who thought it was a good idea to take the classic Dolphins logo and replace it with a faceless, streamlined dolphin representation that looks like the logo for a failed bank. This new dolphin doesn't even wear a helmet like the throwback logo, which is appalling with this increased focus on player safety. Why not just put a plastic six-pack ring on there too?

101 Dalmatians is a 1961 American animated adventure film produced by Walt Disney and based on the 1956 novel The Hundred and One Dalmatians by Dodie Smith. The 17th Disney animated feature film, the film tells the story of a litter of dalmatian puppies who are kidnapped by the villainous Cruella de Vil, who wants to use their fur to make into coats. Their parents, Pongo and Perdita, set out to save their children from Cruella, all the while rescuing 84 additional puppies that were bought in pet shops, bringing the total of dalmatians to 101. Originally released to theaters on January 25, 1961, by Buena Vista Distribution, 101 Dalmatians was a box office success, pulling the studio out of the financial slump caused by Sleeping Beauty, a costlier production released two years prior. Aside from its box office revenue, its commercial success was due to the employment of inexpensive animation techniques, such as using xerography during the process of inking and painting traditional animation cells, that kept production costs down.

You Ernie, I think I nailed down your boa constrictor girl. The Streetview is from the other side of the street and there's a fucking tourist bus in the way, so the best vantage point is actually this lady's selfie-stick. Best of luck with the ankle! Greg

She is at 6857 Hollywood Blvd, in Los Angeles, CA. Here's the streetview. She's next to the star of Paul Lukas. Skip from Grand Rapids.

What is more reactive in lava, propane or water? Jerimy

Hi Ernie, you can absolutely tell where they are standing! The blue sign in the back is an Aral gas station (a subsidiary of BP), which is located just north-west of the intersection of Samuel-Beck-Weg and Kranichfelder Strasse. Now looking at the birds-eye view, you can see that the street signs are located on the south east side of the intersection, as the shadows show the upside-down 'V' of the pole that holds the signs. Since the sign is quite close to where the picture was taken, they must have been standing just east of the signs, which give a clear view to the Aral station in the background. Mark, SPC US Army Separated

As buildings grow taller and more valuable, there is an increasing need to ensure that facades are properly cleaned and maintained. While building managers often develop maintenance plans for internal plant and property, external facade elements, which are often inaccessible, are generally neglected. Poorly maintained facades present an unattractive image and dirty windows can annoy building occupants. This, in turn, can have a negative impact on building values and rental returns for building owners. Can you tell me what building is undergoing facade maintenance behind this fountain?

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January 7, 2017

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.

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anyone else would be arrested: new york senator schumer calls flight attendant, who told him to turn off cell phone, a bitch.

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January 6, 2017

Synonym: Word Used In Place Of The One You Can't Spell.

Obamacare is projected to cost $1,340,000,000,000 over the next decade -- that's $1.34 TRILLION dollars. Planned Parenthood current gets about $500,000,000 per year in federal money. Kill Obamare, then quadruple the federal funding for Planned Parenthood. Now everyone feels equally butthurt, but for only 1.5% of the current price tag. Ta-da.

In February 1997, the introduction of a new Audi A6, based on a new design automobile platform – the Volkswagen Group C5 platform, with a new range of internal combustion engines was announced and appeared in March at the 1997 Geneva Motor Show. This new A6 moved up a notch in quality, and was marketed in the same categories as the BMW 5-Series and the Mercedes-Benz E-Class. The redesigned body presented a modern design, with a fastback styling which set the trend for the Audi lineup, and gave the relatively large saloon an aerodynamic shell with a low coefficient of drag of 0.28. Audi dropped the C4 Avant at the end of the 1997 model year, and jumped straight to the C5 Avant -- Audi's name for an estate/wagon -- in 1998 in conjunction with its release in the US.

See I thought this was going to be a great photo challenge, but because of Germany's stupid privacy laws, there's no Street View on Samuel-Beck-Weg, so instead you're going to have to find these rings of Saturn.

"Well... it's funny see... my mom, had to leave early to take my brother to school and my dad to work cuz... the problem here is that... my little brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and uh... my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out, and hijacked a school bus full of... penguins, so it's kind of a family crisis... so come back later? Great." That's right. This week's FRIDAY FLICK wants its two dollars.

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January 5, 2017

Yesterday Was My First Entire Day Walking Without A Cane.

Recovering from this ankle break is turning out to be more of a challenge than I ever thought it would be. This is turning out to be a life changing accident. And yes, I've heard about the kid in Chicago. I just want to wait and see what politicians make assholes of themselves.

Cetaphil is a line of skin care products from Galderma Laboratories and Galderma-Neutrogena, including cleansers, bar soap, cream, lotion, and moisturizers. Cetaphil products are commonly sold at grocery stores and pharmacies throughout the United States, Canada and India. The brand makes products for people with sensitive, dry and/or acne-prone skin as an alternative to harsher types of soap. Cetaphil is highly used and known for its line of scent-free lotion and moisturizers. It is oil-free and can be applied to all types of skin because of its simplicity and non-harsh chemical build up.

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The original Horatio Hornblower tales began with the 1937 novel The Happy Return with the appearance of a junior Royal Navy captain on independent duty on a secret mission to Central America. As the Napoleonic Wars progress, he gains promotion steadily as a result of his skill and daring, despite his initial poverty and lack of influential friends. After surviving many adventures in a wide variety of locales, Hornblower rises to the pinnacle of his profession, promoted to Admiral of the Fleet, knighted as a Knight Grand Cross of the Order of the Bath, and named the 1st Baron Hornblower. See if you can find this hornblower. No, not that one, the status in the fountain.

Ernie. I think that may be a 2009 Mazda CX-7 but made for the European market. The two marker lights near the exhausts are not on American built models. Burke.

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The Palm Beach Post published a video Tuesday of a Burmese python wrestling an alligator in the Big Cypress National Preserve after a reporter came upon the rare occurrence last month. Palm Beach Post reporter Joe Capozzi was on a bike ride in Ochopee when he heard a series of splashes in a swamp Dec. 21, according to the Palm Beach Post. When he investigated, he found an alligator flipping over repeatedly in the water with a python wrapped around its body. The python eventually killed the alligator, according to the Palm Beach Post. It's important to rememver that Burmese python are not native to Florida, and are considered an invasive species. Can you show me where this python is invading?

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Nemiroff is a Ukrainian producer of alcoholic beverages, specializing in horilkas, vodkas and other spirits, based in the town of Nemyriv in Vinnytska oblast. Nemiroff was one of the top three leaders among international alcohol brands according to vodka sales volumes in 2011.[1] The Nemiroff company itself was founded in 1992 by Ukrainian businessman Stepan Glus, and has grown into a worldwide drink, now exported to over 50 countries. According to an article in publisher Marvin Shanken's Impact magazine and data published by The IWSR Drinks Record magazine, at the end of 2006 Nemiroff became the 'second largest vodka producer in the world' by sales, trailing only Smirnoff.

A caricature is a rendered image showing the features of its subject in a simplified or exaggerated way through sketching, pencil strokes or through other artistic drawings. Caricatures can be insulting or complimentary and can serve a political purpose or be drawn solely for entertainment. Caricatures of politicians are commonly used in editorial cartoons, while caricatures of movie stars are often found in entertainment magazines. See if you can find out where this caricature artist has set up shop.

That is not a hair spray, but a dry shampoo. Kevin

Ernie, It's Rockaholic Dry Shampoo. Respectfully, Chris

A Ferris wheel is a nonbuilding structure consisting of a rotating upright wheel with multiple passenger-carrying cars attached to the rim in such a way that as the wheel turns, they are kept upright, usually by gravity. The original Ferris Wheel was designed and constructed by George Washington Gale Ferris Jr. as a landmark for the 1893 World's Columbian Exposition in Chicago. The generic term Ferris wheel is now used for all such structures, which have become the most common type of amusement ride at state fairs in the United States and Europe. See if you can find where this one is located.

Karl "Stieg" Larsson was a Swedish journalist and writer, best known for writing the Millennium trilogy of crime novels, which were published posthumously and adapted as motion pictures. Larsson lived much of his life in Stockholm and worked there in the field of journalism and as an independent researcher of right-wing extremism. He was the second best-selling author in the world for 2008, behind Khaled Hosseini. The third novel in the Millennium trilogy, The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets' Nest, became the most sold book in the United States in 2010, according to Publishers Weekly. By March 2015, his series had sold 80 million copies worldwide.

Hi Ernie, Hope you had a great Christmas and New Year. Got an infographic here that provides information about the best engineers from science fiction. Any chance you can feature it on Ehowa? Kind Regards, David E

That Tiger is parked outside the Coffee bar Camelot on Mopckar, Koktebel. Crimea. You can use this for a street view. Rick

A sport utility vehicle or suburban utility vehicle (SUV) is a vehicle classified as a light truck, but operated as a family vehicle. They are similar to a large station wagon or estate car, usually equipped with four-wheel drive for on- or off-road ability. Some SUVs include the towing capacity of a pickup truck with the passenger-carrying space of a minivan or large sedan. The traditional truck-based SUV is gradually being supplanted by the crossover SUV, which uses an automobile platform for lighter weight and better fuel efficiency, as a response to much of the criticism of sport utility vehicles. See if you can identify the year, make and model of this SUV.

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January 3, 2017

New Year New Me. Or What The Fuck Ever.

Everyone seems to be talking about green smoothies, superfood shakes and vegetable juices nowadays. And no wonder; people are discovering all over the world that they help curb unhealthy cravings, boost their immunity and are even a fantastic meal replacement for busy folks on the go. And what is one of the most common ingredients in these “green” superfood concoctions? Kale! Even spinach cannot come close in comparison to the number of nutrients that kale provides. Including kale in your diet provides nutrients that support healthy skin, hair and bones, as well as healthy digestion and a reduced risk of heart disease.

Captain America is a fictional superhero appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. Created by cartoonists Joe Simon and Jack Kirby, the character first appeared in Captain America Comics #1 from Timely Comics, a predecessor of Marvel Comics. The popularity of superheroes waned following the war and the Captain America comic book was discontinued in 1950, with a short-lived revival in 1953. Since Marvel Comics revived the character in 1964, Captain America has remained in publication. Captain America wears a costume that bears an American flag motif, and is armed with a nearly indestructible shield that he throws at foes. The character is usually depicted as the alter ego of Steve Rogers, a frail young man enhanced to the peak of human perfection by an experimental serum to aid the United States government's efforts in World War II.

Ask people to name the three meals in a day, and they can do it without any problem. But ask them about the 'fourthmeal', and very few of them know what you're talking about. Signs are popping up on Taco Bells across the country advertising late night hours where Americans can pop in for a Fourthmeal, a meal the company says comes between dinner and breakfast. They hope it will eventually be as popular as brunch. Health care workers we spoke with were alarmed by Taco Bell's Fourthmeal campaign. They say with one-half of adult Americans overweight, and one-third of children overweight, the last thing Americans need is a Fourthmeal.

Ernie, I believe the fish the young lady is holding is fresh water Striped Bass. They accidentally trapped striped bass behind the Santee Cooper dam creating Lake Marion S.C. near my home town when building it in 1941. They discovered they could survive there, and since then they have been transplanted and stocked in a lot of places. I don't recognize the spot but this could actually be close to home, notice the Palmetto trees (S.C. state tree) in the background, and that's actually a Palmetto tree trunk forming the left frame of the image. -CMF

Ernie says: Bzzzt. Sorry, turns out it wasn't necessarily a fresh water fish after all.

Hey Ernie, That's a mullet she's holding. Mostly caught to use as a bait, but they also make GREAT fried fish sandwiches. Next time you're out Pine Island way, stop at the Odel Fish House in Matlacha and try one. It'll make a nice scooter ride for you once your leg is healed up. Maybe I'll even meet you there and treat you to a lunch in appreciation for your work with LBEH. Merry Christmas. Forgot to mention that it's not necessarily a freshwater fish. Charlotte Harbor is loaded with them...they definitely live in brackish, don't know if they can survive in fresh or not. Mike

See if you can show me where this Tiger is parked. And so far no dice on identifying this brand of hairspray.

Manual fire alarm activation is typically achieved through the use of a pull station, which then sounds the evacuation alarm for the relevant building or zone. Manual fire alarm activation requires human intervention, as distinct from automatic fire alarm activation such as that provided through the use of heat detectors and smoke detectors. A fire alarm pull station is an active fire protection device, usually wall-mounted, that when activated, initiates an alarm on a fire alarm system. In its simplest form, the user activates the alarm by pulling the handle down, which completes a circuit and locks the handle in the activated position, sending an alarm to the fire alarm control panel.

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