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Sorry for the lack of updates. I am getting around to having a few things... ahem... straightened out- ankle1 - ankle2 - and would appreciate your patience during this brief interlude.

Sometimes I Think I'd Sleep Better if I Didn't Look.

Old and busted: woman sailing around the world with her pet cat. The new hotness: man sailing around thw world with his pet chicken. Cock.

Georgia Pacific's Compact coreless bath tissue is the answer to your core needs. Specifically designed to increase tissue capacity, Compact allows you to convert existing dispensers with the use of specially designed dispenser spindles. Up to twice the capacity means less maintenance intervals and reduced risk of product run-outs for improved patron satisfaction. Compact's unique packaging reduces inventory space required and makes storage and retrieval of product for refill much easier verses standard tissue in large corrugated boxes. This cost-effective coreless tissue will satisfy all of your customer and employee needs.

So Grab-A-Gun has some pretty sweet deals going on right now, including a $55,000 ten-barreled Gatling gun chambered in 45-70 Government.

Seven-ball is a contemporary rotation pool game with rules similar to nine-ball, though it differs in two key ways: the game uses only seven object balls as implied by its name, and play is restricted to particular pockets of the table. At the start of the game, balls one through seven are racked in a hexagonal configuration, with the 1-ball placed at the rack's apex, centered over the table's foot spot, the 7-ball placed at the rack's center, and all other balls placed clockwise. Immediately following the break shot, the opponent must elect three pockets along one of the table's long rails, and the player who broke is automatically assigned the three pockets situated along the opposite long rail. Once that selection is made, balls 1–6 may be pocketed in any pocket in rotation, starting with the one, as the object ball. Pocketing the 7-ball in any other pocket than the called side is a loss.

Hey I appreciate all of these topless photos from the Cosmopolitan balconies as much as the next guy, but this looks wholely unsafe, and I'm sure hotel management would not approve.

Asking you to find the origin of this photo would be too easy; it's DiMillo's on the Water right in downtown Portland. And for some reason, this photo looks familiar? Have I already asked you to identify what brand of beer this is? Also here are two as of yet, still unaccomplished photo challenges. Or, if anyone did sent in a solution, this is your formal request to re-submit: identify this blurred posted - identify this small airport.

So it's been 52 years worst of the Cleveland Sports Curse, so is it any wonder fans destroyed a cop car in celebration?

During a crash event, the vehicle's crash sensor(s) provide crucial information to the airbag electronic controller unit (ECU), including collision type, angle and severity of impact. Using this information, the airbag electronic controller unit's crash algorithm determines if the crash event meets the criteria for deployment and triggers various firing circuits to deploy one or more airbag modules within the vehicle. Working as a supplemental restraint system to the vehicle's seatbelt systems, airbag module deployments are triggered through a pyrotechnic process that is designed to be used once. The first commercial designs were introduced in passenger automobiles during the 1970s with limited success. Broad commercial adoption of airbags occurred in many markets during the late 1980s and early 1990s with a driver airbag, and a front passenger airbag as well on some cars; and many modern vehicles now include six or more units.

Sheriff Mike Scott of Lee County, Florida Has A Little Something To Say.

"In predictable fashion, President Obama and his acolytes immediately responded to the recent tragedy in Orlando by blaming guns. In turn, gun and ammo sales skyrocket, as they have in every instance prior; making Obama's rhetoric once again largely responsible for record numbers of guns and ammo flying off shelves across this nation. Mere hours before hundreds were killed by ISIS in the gun-free zone of Paris, Obama is on record declaring ISIS as being “contained.” Recall, not long ago he referred to them as the JV Team. More aggression would follow, demonstrating he hasn't a clue and that ISIS is not “on defense” as he also stated publically; they are very much “on offense.” Every law abiding citizen in this country has and should have the right to protect themselves, their business, and their family. The first responder is rarely a law enforcement officer…the first responder is typically the victim. Those who think terrorists or anyone else that is mentally insane or criminally inclined will comply with new gun laws are sadly mistaken. Televised beheadings involved knives, Oklahoma City involved fertilizer, 9/11 involved airplanes, and the Boston Marathon involved pipes. Need we more examples of the resolve to do damage with or without guns? If you look like food, you will be eaten and increasingly so over the last (8) years, examples of our vulnerability abound under a Shepherd and some sheep who seem unable or unwilling to realize that the wolf is not a gun. My team and I operate a fantastic, indoor shooting facility in addition to other great shooting facilities in SW Florida that are privately operated. I encourage firearms familiarization and training for the law abiding citizens that are so inclined, and concealed carry applications are available at my offices around the county. Additionally, we are happy to visit businesses, places of worship, or community groups with personal safety and situational awareness presentations that I know you would find interesting and helpful." - Sheriff Mike

From the I-Ain't-Just-Whistling-Dixie Department: one gun store warehouse in Pennsylvania sold over 30,000 AR-15s in under a week, following the Orlando terror attack.

And since we're getting into rainy season down here, it's important that I find a covered bus stop. Can you show me where this one is?

Professional golfer and all around lucky son-of-a-bitch Dustin Johnson shot a 69 in his final round at Oakmont Country Club, coming from four strokes back to win the 2016 U.S. Open. It was a pretty great ending to the 116th edition of the tournament, partly because it saw Johnson earn some redemption after his heartbreaking loss on the final hole of last year's U.S. Open, and also because it gave us plenty of his uber hot wife Paulina Gretzky, walking in a short white dress. Also, I'm pretty sure she was going commando.

Smoothie King is a smoothie food retailer that caters blended fruit-based drinks. First opening in 1973 as a stand-alone vitamin shop in Kenner, Louisiana, Smoothie King now encompasses over 600 locations -- show me where this one is located.

Old and busted: sushi burritos and sushi burgers. The new hotness: sushi donuts.

So being away from my bros up north had made me a little homesick and I'd like to get a picture frame to display a few photos from back in the day to cheer myself up. I'm looking for this triple spot frame, but can only find this one with the wrong font, and this one which is only a double. Can you find the one I'm looking for?

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.

trey gowdy has questions regarding the no-fly-list and due process

starbucks cards have more stored money on them than some banks have in deposits

while not quite 3800 lumens, these ultra bright CREE LED flashlights are a steal at $2.99 + $1 shipping

because owning only one jet is for poor people, floyd mayweather has done got himself a second ridiculous private plane

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Tonight This Kid Has Got A Kitchen Pass And A New Jar Of White Lightning.

Everybody loves tacos, especially me. And since this bar placard says this place has a special going on for Taco Tueasday, show me where I'm headed to!

Building upon the Tales From the Crypt story from the 15th, today's FRIDAY FLICK is Creepshow 2. And little added bonus for you: During the second segment, "The Raft" -- which is my personal favorite since you get to see one of the green and white Double Mint Twin's tits at 54m -- Laverne is wearing a shirt from Horlicks University, which is the same university stenciled on the crate from the original Creepshow. Creepshow 2 was followed by an unofficial sequel in 2006 -- which had no involvement from Stephen King or George Romero -- titled Creepshow III. Creepshow make-up artist and Creepshow 2 actor Tom Savini stated that he considers Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990) the real Creepshow 3.

Fortnum and Mason is an upmarket department store situated in central London, with an additional store at St Pancras railway station, Heathrow T5, Dubai and various stockists worldwide. Its headquarters is located at 181 Piccadilly, where it was established in 1707 by William Fortnum and Hugh Mason. It is privately owned by Wittington Investments Ltd. Founded as a grocery store, Fortnum's reputation was built on supplying quality food, and saw rapid growth throughout the Victorian era. Though Fortnum's developed into a department store, it continues to focus on stocking a variety of exotic, speciality and also basic provisions. Fortnum and Mason is famed for its loose-leaf tea and its world-renowned luxury picnic hampers, which the store first distributed to Victorian High Society for events such as the Henley Regatta and Ascot Races.

Stanley Black and Decker, formerly known as The Stanley Works, is a Fortune 500 American manufacturer of industrial tools and household hardware and provider of security products and locks headquartered in New Britain, Connecticut. See if you can figure out what Stanley product is for sale, and how much it costs.

Misinformation. How Many Fucking Times DO I have To Rail Against Misinformation?

So I was goofing around on Ebay this morning and stumbled across something that brought me back to my teenage years: railroad spikes. You see, back in the day me and the kids I grew up with would meet at my house on Marlow street and walk the railroad tracks to the bike trails by the barge canal about a mile and a half from my house. Along the way we'd get ourselves into all sorts of adventures/trouble. I jumped on Streetview and was able to pull up this. Now that big round tower -- not the DEA water tower on the left, but the concrete cylinder that's about three stories tall -- was at one point a coal fired boiler. At the base of it, just to the right was a big ass coal bunker, dug into the ground almost like a root cellar. it was about twenty feet square, four feet tall or so, and about half full of unused coal, weeds, dead animals, and who the fuck knows what else. At the time there were a functioning set of metal stairs that you could climb to get to the top of the tower. From there we would get a running start and run and jump over to the brick building on the left. It was about a fifteen foot gap, which we wouldn't have been able to make if the roof had not been about ten feet lower than the top of the boiler. At the base between the two structures were all sorts of things to fuck you up if you didn't make it: discarded scaffolding, a rusted out truck chassis, scrap metal, that sort of shit. Just to the right of that boiler, used to be a big fucking warehouse with triangular sky lights which weren't altogether unlike the ones from the Monroeville Mall in the original Dawn of the Dead. We used to stop at McDonalds along the way and buy burgers, and then climb up and 'picnic' on the warehouse roof.

Anyway, railroad spikes. It wasn't uncommon to find them along our hike down the tracks. Usually they were old and beaten up, probably unintentionally dropped by some tired railroad worker. But every once in awhile you found one that must have fallen off the unused pile and it was quite the keepsake. What I didn't know is that railroad spikes are actually coveted by come adults as well. This guy forges them into knives, and this guy machines them into bottle openers.

Oh before we go any further, what's the cheapest I can find this bathroom scale?

The cold hard truth is, terrorism is here on our shores. Nevertheless, unless you work for the New York Times, you already knew that. And let's get one thing out the way first; the odds of you getting caught up in a domestic terror attack are pretty goddamn low. But should the unthinkable occur, what stops this methodical and orderly killing? Disruption. So as the old saying goes, fortune favors the prepared, so what's the right carry gun to protect yourself in this new era? Well, the author recommended Sig P229 starts out around $700 and works its way up from there based upon your choice of finish, grips, sights, and other goodies.

Weeks Like This Make Me Understand Why Florida Has Its Own FARK Tag.

Glass pipes combine form with function to create pieces that are both useful and beautiful. They are available in countless styles and colors, from extremely simple to wildly imaginative, and allow users a wide range of smoking experiences. Simple hand pipes are little more than glass tubes. At the other end of the spectrum, bubblers with double or even triple chambers approach engineering marvels with helical smoke chambers and ice reservoirs for cooling the smoke. Far more complex than windowpane glass, glass pipes are constructed with artistic skill and precise chemical formulas that result in colors and designs once thought impossible from glass.

Imagine you're watching a 30-foot ocean swell pound itself against a basalt headland while you sip scotch from your plush recliner, safely behind double-pane glass. Outside, it's raining horizontally. Winds are topping 60 mph, howling off the ocean and bringing the spray of salt along for the ride. And you are warm and dry and just a little bit tipsy from the scotch. Ah, life is good. If you save your trips to the Pacific Northwest coast for the sunny days of summer and saltwater taffy, your sun-kissed self is missing out. Right now, in mid-winter, the Oregon and Washington coastlines are at their most spectacular -- if you have head-to-toe raingear and a good sense of adventure.

Get a load of this fucking pussy. And yes, it seems he's Katie Couric II. But if there is any silver lining, perhaps you may not have to buy an AR-15 after all, as you can enter to win this win this FN Herstal FN-15 Carbine instead. Here's a nice review on it. Also, here is an up to date list of every 10-pack of Magpul PMAGs currently available. Buying 10x at a time is more economic, bplus crosses the threshold for most free shipping offers. But why the hell are the AK mags more expensive than the Ar mags -- $124.99 after coupon for free shipping, versus $99 for the AR ones.

Germinal is the thirteenth novel in Emile Zola's twenty-volume series Les Rougon-Macquart. Often considered Zola's masterpiece and one of the most significant novels in the French tradition, the novel – an uncompromisingly harsh and realistic story of a coalminers' strike in northern France in the 1860s – has been translated and published in over one hundred countries and has additionally inspired five film adaptations and two television productions.

Now give me a rough estimate of when this photo was taken, and why.

Tales from the Crypt is an American horror anthology television series that ran from June 1989, to July 1996, on the premium cable channel HBO for seven seasons with a total of 93 episodes. I actually remember when some of these were on, my particular favorite being What's Cookin' which starred (among others) Christopher Reeve and Judd Nelson. Hey, this was the fucking 90s, who did you expect? Anyway, while most of the original Tales From the Crypt show's stories came from the original comics, the new hotness will get its shocks from people on the internet. It will happen through Wattpad, an “online fiction site” that will allow users to submit their very own stories for use on the show. And yes, if your story gets turned into an episode of the show, you will get paid, although it's not been revealed how much.

Still no joy for what's written on this blackbaseball cap.

There Is No Fucking Common Sense In Your Common Sense Proposals.

I think what infuriates me the most about the gun control debate is the same people clamoring for "common sense" legislation have absolutely no fucking idea about what it is they're trying to legislate. You know why I don't write laws governing organ transplantation? Because I don't know fuck all about organ transplantation. You know why I don't write laws about international tax code? Because I don't know fuck all about international tax code. So can someone explain to me why both the Cunt from New York and the mad scientist from Vermont are calling for automatic weapons to be banned in response to the Orlando shooting? because it's pretty clear they don't know fuck all about automatic weapons.

I think what infuriates me the most about our response to the orlando terrorist attack is, we're not treating it like a fucking terrorist attack. Instead, these fucking idiots want to call it "gun violence." So let me ask you, after these fucking guys hijacked four fucking planes and plowed three of them into fucking builds... was that boxcutter violence? Was it airliner violence? No, we called it what it fucking was, fucking terrorism. So it would be nice if the other half of the fucking country could get their head out of their pasty skinned millennial asses and start calling the fucking ball here. Instead, now we're going to have a second fucking run up on

A testicular contusion is a bruise or a blow to the testicle, which most commonly happen during sports or recreational activities. Just the term "testicular contusion" sounds fucking painful. And it looks even more painful than it sounds when you watch Cleveland Indians third baseman Juan Uribe suffer that very injury after being hit right in the fucking balls by a 106 mph ground ball during Sunday's game against the Angels.

Oh, and what fucking model fax machine is this?

Well Now. Looks Like ISIS HAs Elected To Receive.

Coat rack, coat stand or a hatstand is an item of furniture on which clothes may be hung. A coat rack often refers to a set of hooks that are attached to a wall and is mainly used to hang coats and jackets. In a kitchen or bathroom environment the coat rack is often used to hang towels. In some cases, a coat rack refers to a self-standing piece of furniture. The self-standing variant is more often referred to as an hatstand and is mostly used to hang coats, jackets, umbrellas and hats.

Priority Access is a group of privileges and services at the airport available exclusively for AAdvantage elite status members and a select group of American's other top travelers. The benefits include the option to check in at First or Business Class counters, the use of exclusive security screening lanes where available, and designated Priority Access boarding lanes at the gate. Special Priority Access lanes at check-in counters and gates will be available at the majority of our airports. However, it will not be offered at American Eagle stations where no American Airlines aircraft operate. In addition, these benefits will not be available for travel on codeshare flights booked with an American Airlines flight number but operated by another airline. Exclusive lanes at security checkpoints are available, subject to TSA approval.

If'n you are anywhere near Academy Sports and Outdoors -- store locator here -- here's an in-store deal you simply can't pass up. Taurus Millenium Pro G2 usual price: $199. Heritage Rough Rider Single Action revolver in .22 -- they're fun little fuckers -- $179. Their Father's Day sale price if you buy both together: $299. Well you know, $299 for now; it'll jump to $375 if this miserable cunt gets her way.

I don't know what piece of antique farm quipment this is, other than to point out it has a seat, a geared sprocket, and two wheels.

This might look like a toy that would belong to a big-screen villain, but beyond its sinister appearance this striking superyacht would be a floating palace for any billionaire. Called Black Swan, the concept yacht comes with a stunning pool and sun deck, hidden balconies where guests can enjoy amazing sea views, and a profile that is sure to turn heads. An official price tag was not revealed, but should a billionaire be bold enough to build the yacht it would cost tens of millions of dollars.

Also, what the fuck does this guy's baseball cap read? Is it BUILDIZER? That doesn't make any fucking sense.

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.

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I Wonder If Chinese Tourists Realize They're Buying Shit Made In Their Own Country?

Here's something i don't get to type too often: batter takes his own foul ball to his own balls. With time delay pain goodness.

The Tally-Ho Hotel and Casino was originally opened in Las vegas back in 1963, but was renamed King's Crown after six months, when it was denied a gaming license. In 1966, it was purchased by Milton Prell, and the hotel received a $3 million renovation, including a new 500-seat "Baghdad Theater" showroom. Prell turned the English-themed hotel into an Arabian Nights theme, renaming it The Aladdin in 1996, with flower petals pouring from the ceiling and onto guests as they entered the hall. The opening entertainment included comedian Jackie Mason, the "Jet Set Revue", a musical review that showcased The Three Cheers and the Petite Rockette Dancers in the Baghdad Theatre. The Aladdin closed on November 25, 1997, and On April 27, 1998, the entire resort was imploded at 7:27pm to make way for the construction of an entirely new casino. So that raises the question, just what the fuck was going on September 17, 2005, and where?

My favorite budget gun is back in stock... the Taurus PT111 Millenium Pro for $184.99 plus $12.99 S/H to your FFL

As with other open-all-night eateries -- including White Castle, Krystal, Denny's, and Krispy Kreme -- Waffle House has developed into a cultural icon. Part of their fame (especially that of Waffle House) is that they are so prominent along Interstate highways in the South. Jim Ridley wrote in 1997: The Waffle House is everywhere in the South. It has inspired country songs, comedy routines, loving editorials, a scene in the movie Tin Cup, and even web sites and Internet newsgroups that breathlessly post late-breaking developments. With more than 1700 locations in 25 states, as far north as Ohio and as far west as Arizona, Waffle House is cherished by thousands of diners. Regular customers often speak of its employees, its customs, and its food with near reverence. Touring musicians have been known to eat five meals a week there. Yet the Waffle House is so pervasive, it is invisible. It does not advertise; it hides in plain sight.

So I'm looking to pick The Boss Lady up a small bottle of perfume. Where am I headed to?

Old and busted: Bring me forth, into that castle. The new hotness: bring me forth, into that Hard Rock Cafe. No seriously, show me where it is.

The Badische Staatsbrauerei Rothaus is a brewery located 3,300 ft above sea level in Rothaus, located at the north edge of the village of Grafenhausen in the southern Black Forest. It is one of Germany's most successful and profitable regional breweries, and in the past decade has become well known outside Baden as well. The brewery remains 100% owned by the state of Baden-Württemberg. The most successful product, a Pilsner-style beer, Rothaus Tannenzapfle, or simply "Zapfle", comes filled in 12oz bottles and is available in stores in Baden-Wurttemberg, well known as a cult beer throughout Germany in supermarkets and kiosks, as well as in various nightlife establishments.

Old and busted: trial bike freestyle. The new hotness: pogo stick freestyle. Wait, what?

Straight Down To Business Today.

YOUR GIMME MISSION: should you choose to accept it, is to find this view towards the Stratosphere on Streetview.

Ohio State fans will soon be able to have a beer anywhere in Ohio Stadium during football games. The university says beer will be sold stadium-wide during the 2016 football season. The sale of alcohol began last year for patrons with tickets in the suite and club levels of the stadium. But should you choose to stay home, this is what happens when you wanna have a barbecue for your Ohio State game, but the direct deposit hasn't hit your bank account yet.

YOUR EASY MISSION: should you choose to accept it, is to find this athletic club on Streetview.

So Katie Couric and Stephanie Soechtig and doing their best to weasel out from admitting they committed several felonies during the filming of their mocumentary. “While it may seem hard to believe that one could buy these types of guns this easily, all purchases in the film were made completely legally. Arizona law allows out-of-state residents to buy long guns (i.e. rifles, shotguns, military style assault rifles) from a private seller without a background check." Which, mind you, is complete horseshit since it's FEDERAL law and not state law which governs interstat firearm sales; it is illegal to transfer, sell, trade, give, transport, or deliver any firearm (including rifles, shotguns, and handguns) to any person who is not a resident of the state in which the firearm is being purchased, per 18 U.S.C. § 922(a)(5).

YOUR MEDIUM MISSION: should you choose to accept it, is to find where this Corvette Z06 was parked

These 9mm reloads are loaded using 115 grain TMJ Round Nose copper plated ultra-hard core projectiles which are swaged, plated, and re-struck. TMJ bullets have no exposed lead, thereby avoiding lead exposure upon firing and producing less gun fouling. The bullets are individually sorted by weight to the nearest 0.2 grains to ensure match quality. Only once-fired military and police brass is used in loading. This brass is acid washed, processed to SAAMI specifications, and electromagnetically inspected for thin walls and defects to ensure safe internal tolerances. In the loading process, FedArm uses only the top quality powders and primers. And they only run $158.99 per 1000 round bulk pack.

YOUR DIFFICULT MISSION: should you choose to accept it, is to find this mcDonalds drive thru on Streetview.

Meanwhile, ISIS Set 19 Girls On Fire After They Refused To Become Sex Slaves.

But we're more worried about who is rude to who, and who pisses where.

At Secrets St James Montego Bay and Secrets Wild Orchid Montego Bay, it is only fitting that we would name our signature cocktail after the one and only Bob Marley. First, start by combining combine 1 oz of rum, 3 oz of chopped mango, 1.5 oz of sweet and sour mix and one cup of ice in a blender. Mix ingredients together to create the yellow portion of the drink. Pour only half of the mixture into the glass, and hand stir with half oz of blue curacao to create the bottom green portion of the drink. Gently pour in the remainder of the yellow miuxture the blender, to create the middle layer. Finally, create the red layer of the Bob Marley by combining 1 oz light rum, 4 oz strawberry daiquiri mix and 1 cup of ice in a blender. Mix ingredients and gently pour into the glass to form the top, red layer.

The panda is a well-known symbol of Chinese culture, especially as it pertains to the rest of the world. The panda bear is important to the concepts of feng shui, the Chinese art of harmonizing humans with their environments. According to this philosophy, a panda bear represents masculine energies, and placing a figure of a bear in the home -- particularly the main entrance -- helps to protect the house and its inhabitants. Also, placing a panda bear's image in the part of the home where children might reside helps parents to give birth to strong, healthy baby boys.

Old and busted: NBC Nightly News anchor Brian Williams rapping Snoop's "Ain't Nothin But a G Thang," Sugar Hill Gang's classic "Rapper's Delight," and Warren G's "Regulate". The new hotness: batshit crazy socialist Bernie Sanders rapping Kanye West's Power.

Store oil, vinegar, and more with elegance using a biara bottle made of beautiful glass, this elegant bottle features a re-usable gasket cap assembly snaps firmly into position by means of a wire cam. This classically styled bottle will look great in any bathroom or kitchen, and is perfect for creating a unique gift. Even better, it is dishwasher safe, making cleanup a breeze.

Here are two things untouched from yesterday, these benches and this bench. Also, here are two things I love in this world: venison and sloppy joes. So believe me when I tell you, these venison sloppy joes are going to make this fat kid happy.

Manufactured by Husqvarna, the fully featured 25cc Gas 2-Cycle Blower/Vacuum is powered by a 25cc 2-cycle gas engine. The 210 MPH air speed and 460 CFM air volume is perfect for residential lawn care. Additionally, the BVM210VS features a mulching ratio of 16 to 1, a vibration reductions handle, and variable speed cruise control to minimize fatigue. Variable speed cruise control allows you to let go of the trigger when using blower for long durations, and a vibration reducing handle minimizes fatigue and wear on your arms and hands during use.

Social media was in a frenzy early yesterday morning when the NFL's official Twitter account posted that Commissioner Roger Goodell had passed away. It was quickly deleted and determined that the account was hacked, but not before the hacker posted a few times. As you might have imagined, the internet reacted to Goodell 's death in spectacular fashion.

The Marquette MAC VU electrocardiograph is a multi-function electrocardiograph that has the ability to record and store standard 12-lead adult, pediatric and vector electrocardiographs. This quality unit is a battery-powered electrocardiograph that can record, display, print, store and transmit up to 15 channels of ECG data. This data is analyzed using Marquette Electronics 12SL ECG analysis program and can be printed in a variety of report formats. The MAC VU electrocardiograph's built in screen+ displays ECG information and allows the user to select different functions.

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Well, It Looks Like The Seventh Seal Has Been Opened. So Long Everybody.

The Barefoot Contessa is a 1954 drama film written and directed by Joseph L. Mankiewicz about the life and loves of fictional Spanish sex symbol Maria Vargas. It stars Humphrey Bogart, Ava Gardner, and Edmond O'Brien. For his performance, O'Brien won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor and the corresponding Golden Globe. Mankiewicz was nominated for the Academy Award for Writing Original Screenplay. Although The Barefoot Contessa is considered one of Makiewicz's most glamorous "Hollywood" films, and one of the most glamorous of Golden Hollywood, The Barefoot Contessa was shot at the Cinecittà Studios in Rome, Italy. Exterior scenes were shot at Tivoli (the olive grove), Sanremo, and Portofino. The film was released in France undee the name "La Comtesse aux pieds nus".

Old and busted: I've got a Golden Ticket. The new hotness: I've got a Golden McNugget. And diabetes.

Traffic is a 2000 American crime drama film directed by Steven Soderbergh and written by Stephen Gaghan. It explores the illegal drug trade from a number of perspectives: a user, an enforcer, a politician and a trafficker. Their stories are edited together throughout the film, although some of the characters do not meet each other. 20th Century Fox, the original financiers of the film, demanded Harrison Ford play a leading role and that significant changes to the screenplay be made. Soderbergh refused and proposed the script to other major Hollywood studios, but it was rejected because of the three-hour running time and the subject matter — Traffic is more of a political film than most Hollywood productions. it was released in theateres on 5 January 2001, and released on DVD by Universal Studios Home Entertainment on January 17, 2012.

Get the benefits of a DSC VHF radio without the external GPS or wiring required with the Standard Horizon GX1700 GPS VHF radio. The GX1700 features an internal 12 channel GPS antenna that provides GPS position for DSC reporting. You can even view a compass, enter and save waypoints in the GX1700 Explorer GPS VHF, as well as display position, speed over ground, and course over ground right on the display. A noise cancelling microphone with channel up/down, 16/9, and H/L keys puts control right in your hand. The Explorer is RAM3 remote mic capable to control all VHF, DSC functions at a second station. Each GX1700 Explorer GPS comes with: transceiver in white or black, yoke mount, 12 volt power cord, owner's manual and a three-year warranty. Communicating out in the deep blue has never been easier.

Despite the well-established physical and emotional benefits associated with regular participation in moderate physical activity, most Americans are not getting enough of this important and life sustaining behavior to reduce their risk of various illnesses. And for the more than 50 million Americans with disabilities who are demonstrably at much greater risk for developing health problems associated with a sedentary lifestyle, they are getting even less physical activity because of the numerous barriers they face in becoming physically active.. Unfortunatey for you, today's photo challenges will not challenge you tyo get off your ass; rather quite the contrary as we're looking to identify two different places to sit down and rest your weary legs. First this row of plain metal benches, followed by this funky ass curved top bench. Can you find em? Do like Neo and SHOW ME.

Attention NRA: I don't care what people tell you, but online petititions don't do shit, and no I don't care is you've exceeded the goal by 688%. A polished piece of shit is still a piece of shit.

Be Vigilant. And Be Prepared. And Then Be More Vigilant.

So we had a rather eventful evening here in the normally quiet corner of Southwest Florida. First some asshole pulls up bext to a motorcycle stopped at a traffic light on Skyline Blvd, whips out a shotgun and shoots the motorcyclist dead on the spot. Said asshole then drives a couple of miles east -- into MY muthafuckin neighborhood -- enters the Circle K that I frequent about once a week, and shoots a fucking clerk dead. Said asshole then gets back into his car and is stopped by the Cape Coral Police Department as he is headed back to Skyline Blvd. Said asshole resists, and CCPD caps his ass.

I would like to turn your attention towards the interview with a guy who was wounded in the Circle K, Richard Huwiler, who recounted to reporters, "I heard a loud boom. I thought it was a balloon, and then I saw the other guy going down behind the counter. I went 'oh.' And then, there was a woman with a kid behind me. [The suspect] turned and looked me in the eye and cocked the thing [gun]. She [the woman] said I've got the baby. And he blasted over the kid's head at me, and I'm just glad I ducked at the time I did." Now you know what I'm going to say, don't you. You're goddamn right -- My hunch is, given the distance between the two crime scenes, either these two victims were the absolute most unlucky sons of bitches on the planet, or more likely, said asshole knew them and this was a premeditated act.

And on a semi-related note... Friends of a Houston man who grabbed his gun and tried to stop a shooter who terrorized a Houston suburb Sunday are rallying to his side, and praising him as a hero. Byron Wilson was shot three times, twice in the legs and once in the shoulder, while trying to stop the rampage of Dionsio Garza. Wilson engaged Garza, before getting wounded, then managed to crawl to a nearby business and call his wife. He faces a long recovery and an uncertain future, according to friends, who have launched a GoFundMe page to help him pay his medical bills.

Old and busted: the Three Wolf Moon shirts. The new hotness: the One Wolf Beach towel. Where can I buy one exactly like that?

And remember, today is the 72nd anniversary of D-Day.

One would expect Muhammed Ali's grandson to be blessed with some sports prowess. One would be fucking right.

Make sure to spend some time on hunting for the perfect sunglasses. If you want to get the most out of your money, you need to first secure sunglasses in timeless styles and colors. In this way, you'll be able to wear them with the rest of your wardrobe without ever having to think twice about if they match. These classic sunglass styles never go out of style so you never have to worry about looking outdated. Examples are: simple square frames, rounded square frames, aviator frames oh, and you can never go wrong with Wayfarer sunglasses! And ideally in your best neutrals without any fancy details that draw too much attention and are harder to mix and match with your outfits.

Visitors to the A86 Duplex highway tunnel in Paris on May 22nd, an area that is usually restricted to the public, were treated to a psychedelic visual feast courtesy of street artist Felipe Pantone and the Lasco Project. Luckily, photos of the installation are now widely available.

The World Is A Little Less Great Today.

Muhammad Ali was an American professional boxer, generally regarded as the most significant heavyweight in the history of the sport. Early in his career, Ali was known for being an inspiring, controversial and polarizing figure both inside and outside the boxing ring. He is one of the most recognized sports figures of the past 100 years, crowned "Sportsman of the Century" by Sports Illustrated and "Sports Personality of the Century" by the BBC. He also wrote several best-selling books about his career, including The Greatest: My Own Story and The Soul of a Butterfly.

Ali, originally known as Cassius Clay, began training at 12 years old. At the age of 22, he won the world heavyweight championship from Sonny Liston in a stunning upset in 1964. Shortly after that, Ali joined the Nation of Islam and changed his name. He converted to Sunni Islam in 1975, and then to Sufism in 2005.

In 1967, three years after winning the heavyweight title, Ali refused to be conscripted into the U.S. military, citing his religious beliefs and opposition to American involvement in the Vietnam War. He was eventually arrested and found guilty on draft evasion charges and stripped of his boxing title. He did not fight again for nearly four years—losing a time of peak performance in an athlete's career. Ali's appeal worked its way up to the Supreme Court of the United States where, in 1971, his conviction was overturned. Ali's actions as a conscientious objector to the war made him an icon for the larger counterculture generation.

Ali remains the only three-time lineal world heavyweight champion; he won the title in 1964, 1974, and 1978. Between February 25, 1964 and September 19, 1964 Muhammad Ali reigned as the undisputed heavyweight boxing champion. Nicknamed "The Greatest", Ali was involved in several historic boxing matches. Notable among these were the first Liston fight, three with rival Joe Frazier, and "The Rumble in the Jungle" with George Foreman, in which he regained titles he had been stripped of seven years earlier.

Ali was diagnosed with Parkinson's syndrome in 1984, a disease that commonly results from head trauma from activities such as boxing. Ali still remained active during this time, however, later participating as a guest referee at WrestleMania I. On July 27, 2012, Ali was a titular bearer of the Olympic Flag during the opening ceremonies of the 2012 Summer Olympics in London. He was helped to his feet by his wife Lonnie to stand before the flag due to his Parkinson's rendering him unable to carry it into the stadium. Ali was hospitalized in Scottsdale again on June 2, 2016, with a respiratory condition. His condition was initially described as fair. The following day, Ali's condition worsened, and he was placed on life support. His condition did not improve, and late on June 3, it was announced that Ali had died at the age of 74.

So long, Muhammad Ali, everyone knows you were in fact, The Greatest.

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Now Imagine This Was The Friday before D-Day Back In 1944.

Tongue and groove is a method of fitting similar objects together, edge to edge, used mainly with wood, in flooring, parquetry, panelling, and similar constructions. Tongue and groove joints allow two flat pieces to be joined strongly together to make a single flat surface. Before plywood became common, tongue and groove boards were also used for sheathing buildings and to construct concrete formwork. Each piece has a slot (the groove) cut all along one edge, and a thin, deep ridge (the tongue) on the opposite edge. The tongue projects a little less than the depth of the groove. Two or more pieces thus fit together closely. The joint is not normally glued, as shrinkage would then pull the tongue off.

This week's FRIDAY FLICK has one simple rule: No women, no kids.

Violence and chaos broke out at a Donald Trump rally in San Jose California, Thursday night as hundreds of protesters attached people leaving the event, pelting one woman with eggs, setting Trump hats and flags on fire, and harassing others who tried to exit peacefully. Anti-Trump agitators stormed the San Jose Convention Center in northern California leaving one man with blood to gash from his head after he was hit with a heavy object. Others from the Trump rally were chased down the block and into the parking lot to their cars. Some had their signature “Make America Great Again” hats torn from their head by demonstrators who set the headpieces on fire in the street. But remember, it's Trump supports who are supposed to be the violent ones. Mark my words... its only a matter of time before one of these anti-Trump assholes gets plugged after they attack someone who won't put up with this bullshit. On that note, Gun Buyer just got more Taurus PT-111 G2s in stock for $209 with free shipping.

Oakley is a subsidiary of an Italian company that designs, develops and manufactures sports performance equipment and lifestyle pieces including sunglasses, sports visors, ski/snowboard goggles, watches, apparel, backpacks, shoes, optical frames, and other accessories. Most items are designed in house at their head office, but some countries hold exclusive designs relevant to their market. Oakley currently holds more than 600 patents for eyewear, materials, and performance gear.

Oh, and Stephanie Soechtig, the directory of the "Under The Gun" mockumentary? Committed FOUR federal felonies during the course of filming. You're welcome.

I guess whether or not Nina Agdal was "caught" dancing is up for some debate, as I doubt much unscripted stuff happens her Instagram pages. But hey, she's got some nice moves, and her outfit is definitely a winner, so just kick back and enjoy:

Nearly 70 percent of dog owners say they have missed out on spur-of-the-moment trips because they couldn't find someone to care for their dog.1 An alternative (aside from finding a reliable pet sitter) is to make arrangements for activities that you and your dog can enjoy together… like going to the beach. Not all beaches allow dogs, but many do. You'll need to check ahead of time, as some have certain dog-friendly areas or only allow dogs on leashes or at certain hours of the day. Some beaches take it to the next level, offering fenced in dog playgrounds, pet-friendly restaurants, and even special showers where you can help your dog rinse off all that salt and sand.

Oh, and what brand of headphones are these?

Better Living Through Pharmaceuticals? I'm Am Now 100% On Board.

KQRC is a radio station licensed to Leavenworth, Kansas, and serves the Kansas City metropolitan area. The station's morning show, hosted by shock jock Johnny Dare, is regularly ranked atop the local Arbitron ratings. On September 26, 2010, KQRC was the first FM radio station in the country to release an app for the iOS operating system that offered an events list with Google Mapping, and push messaging. Every summer KQRC hosts Rockfest, currently the largest single-day music festival in North America. Past headliners include Disturbed, Godsmack, Staind, Seether, Stone Temple Pilots, and Korn.

You probably don't have to be a fan of HBO's hit series Game of Thrones to enjoy Bleacher Report's NBA-inspired spoof of the show, Game of Zones. However, knowing a little something about the the Brotherhood Without Banners, the ‘Stone Men,' and the storyline in Dorne would probably help you fully appreciate the latest edition.

There are lots of claimants to the title of first beer six-pack. The most common story is that Pabst Brewing created it in the 1940s as an easy way to bring beer home. The late 1930s were a big time for innovation in American beer. In January 1935, Gottfried Krueger Brewery became the first to sell canned beer commercially, and by the end of the year, more than three dozen breweries were offering cans. Now, these cans were made of steel and didn't have pop tops -- those weren't invented until two decades later. World War II stopped the progress of canned beer, as steel was needed for the war effort. After the war, canned beer was revived, many breweries started offering six-packs, and progress came quickly. The aluminum can, pop-top and other innovations came during the postwar years. The modern plastic six-ring holder does not come until 1960 -- before that, a six-pack was carried in a cardboard or paper carton.

The Beretta Px4 Storm is a semi-automatic pistol manufactured by Beretta of Italy and intended for personal defense and law enforcement use. Light-weight polymer construction with steel inserts, a modular trigger group, fully enclosing slide, Picatinny rail, and changeable backstrap options for the grip are a radical departure from previous Beretta designs. Buy any Beretta Px4 series handgun from now until the end of June and Beretta will send you two extra magazines AND a double magazine pouch for free.

Hurley is an American multinational corporation that is engaged in the design, development, manufacturing, worldwide marketing and selling of surf apparel and accessories. The company is headquartered in Costa Mesa, California. The company was founded by Bob Hurley, a surfboard shaper who began his business career with Hurley Surfboards in 1978. After a successful start with the surfboard company, he acquired the Billabong USA license. In 1998, Bob Hurley decided not to continue his partnership with Billabong and launched Hurley International as a clothing brand for men, women and children.

“Photographing the Real Barack Obama” is made up of photographs from all eight years of Obama's presidency. The most striking ones are candid shots of Obama, some with Michelle, some from the basketball court, and the photos that demonstrate Obama's special rapport with his variety of child guests and visitors over the years. You can take a look at some of the best photos from “Photographing the Real Barack Obama” in this gallery, but it's important to note, I still think the President is an asshole.

I can tell you she was preparing for the Fremont Solstice Cyclists ride, so I guess it's a matter of finding their staging area? Anyway, sorry I had to gank one of yesterday's challenges. What are you looking for today? I'll tell you. This open air bistro, and this very well rounded building.

Somehow we don't hear about this in the news? According to the new records, over the past three years -- from December 2012 to March 2016 -- a total of 94 Fast and Furious firearms have been recovered in Mexico City and 12 Mexican states, including a .50 cal in the Joaquín 'El Chapo' Guzman's hideout.

Welcome To June, The Official Start of Hurricane Season.

Aw fuck this whore. I bet this Murica girl could beat her ass -- show me exactly where they're meeting up for a showdown!

Gordon's London Dry Gin was developed by Alexander Gordon, a Londoner. He opened a distillery in the Southwark area in 1769, later moving in 1786 to Clerkenwell. The Special London Dry Gin he developed proved successful, and its recipe remains unchanged to this day. Its popularity with the Royal Navy saw bottles of the product distributed all over the world. The top markets for Gordon's are (in descending order) the United Kingdom, the United States and Greece. Gorton's is the world's best selling London Dry gin, and has been the UK's number one gin since the late 19th century.

When it seems like winter will never lose its icy grip, the dainty goblet-shaped crocus pushes through the snow to put on a show of colorful revival. If you are not planting this perennial bulb, you are missing an early season of delight. From snow crocuses, to giant Dutch crocuses, all just 2 to 4 inches tall, these blooms offer a variety in color (pinks, reds, oranges, yellows, violets and purples, blues, and more) that stand out against the bleak late-winter landscape. Many have strong perfumes that lure bees out of their hives in February or March.

Calling all hypocrites. Calling all hypocrites. The weathiest 1/10th of 1% really suck... until they can get you some sweet Game 7 tickets.

Also. Saw this this morning. Academy has some Federal Premium American Eagle .22lr for a nickel per round... remember the link from last week... makes the CMMG drop in conversion kit kind of a no-brainer, AMIRITE?

Good news: Katie Couric has apologized for her purposely deceptive editing of the Virginia Citizens Defense League interview. Bad news: By releasing a second, deceptively edited interview.