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June 19, 2017

One-Two-Three Punch.

Acute bronchitis, also known as a chest cold, is short-term inflammation of the bronchi (large and medium-sized airways) of the lungs. The most common symptom is a cough. Other symptoms include coughing up mucus, wheezing, shortness of breath, fever, and chest discomfort. The infection may last from a few to ten days. The cough may persist for several weeks afterward with the total duration of symptoms usually around three weeks. Some have symptoms for up to six weeks.

Streptococcal pharyngitis, also known as strep throat, is an infection of the back of the throat including the tonsils caused by group A streptococcus (GAS). Common symptoms include fever, sore throat, red tonsils, and enlarged lymph nodes in the neck. A headache, and nausea or vomiting may also occur. Some develop a sandpaper-like rash which is known as scarlet fever. Symptoms typically begin one to three days after exposure and last seven to ten days.

Otitis media is a group of inflammatory diseases of the middle ear. The two main types are acute otitis media (AOM) and otitis media with effusion (OME). AOM is an infection of abrupt onset that usually presents with ear pain. The most common bacteria isolated from the middle ear in AOM are Streptococcus pneumoniae, Haemophilus influenzae, Moraxella catarrhalis, and Staphylococcus aureus. A perforated eardrum or punctured eardrum is a rupture or perforation of the eardrum which can occur as a result of otitis media (ear infection), trauma (e.g. by trying to clean the ear with sharp instruments), explosion, loud noise or surgery.

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Holy cow: 16.4M Americans say chocolate milk comes from brown cattle
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your sick day photo dump: one - two - three - four - five - six - seven - eight - nine - ten - eleven - twelve - thirteen

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June 17, 2017

Insert Your Favorite Father's Day Weekend Joke Here.

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Smoking Demonstration Illustrates The Damage Of A Single Cigarette
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Microsoft's AI Just Shattered the Ms. Pac-Man High Score
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Zero Fox Given: Police Grab BASE Jumper, But She Jumps Anyways

Seven US sailors missing after USS Fitzgerald collides with merchant ship M/V ACX Crystal off the coast of Japan

Hot Teacher Arrested After Having Sex With Three Of Her Students
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A Buffalo body shop knew just what to do when a truck covered in racist slurs pulled in.

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June 16, 2017

Score one for the Second Amendment, AMIRITE?

The Georgia manhunt for two escaped murderers ended in Tennessee after 2 dead corrections officers, 260 miles, 5 stolen vehicles, and 2 robbed homes. All brought to a screeching halt when said escapees attempted a third home invasion, only this time the homeowner was armed. And for the record, convicts like these are why I support capital punishment. I don't care that it's not a deterrent to crime. I don't care if God or the Bible says, Thou Shalt Not Kill. I don't care about rehabilitation. I simply want people like this disposed of in such a way where we can say with 100% certainty they won't hurt another innocent person. Life in prison, no matter how secure, can't guarantee that. Just stick a .45 behind their ear and everyone will rest a little easier tonight.

When it comes to image quality, the one piece of gear every veteran photographer recommends is the tripod. A tripod keeps your camera stable, making it easy to take shots that are in focus. It can be especially useful in low-light situations, preventing your shots from turning out blurry or underexposed.

Wedel is Poland's oldest chocolate brand and one of the oldest Polish brands still in existence. For over 150 years it has been associated with genuine and original chocolate. Its founder, Karol Wedel, was a pioneer in the field – his chocolate factory, established in 1851 was the first such facility in Poland. The experience of more than one and a half century won the brand wide recognition, both in Poland and abroad. Subsequent generations of the Wedels developed and improved on the craft, creating a brand dear to the hearts of Poles; a brand that for decades has guaranteed exceptional taste and utmost quality. Wedel's delicious Barylki Dark Chocolate Barrels are filled with Advocat, Cacao, Cherry and Au Lait liqueur, and definitely not for children.

Finger tattoos are sweet, sexy, and a fun twist on self-expression, but they can present a few challenges. On the surface, they are a small tattoo that's very versatile — they can be inked on top for the world to see, or tucked in between digits for a sneaky hint of style. But if you do a little research, you'll find that finger tattoos can fade, in addition to other troublesome facts.

Good Morning. The hot chick showing off her pink nosed puppies is at Caroline's Cafe on Duval Street in Key West Florida. Take Care, Eric R.

Caroline's Cafe in Key West. The I in the logo is a give away because it's raised. Dave

Love the site. Saw this road while off-roading in AZ last weekend. Thought of your site. Sorry there is no Slovenian naked girl in the pic so everyone could be overachievers and find it on Google Earth. Yllek

Well, it's Friday, so that means time to head out and tear shit up for the weekend. I'll probably be hitting up this cafe, if you can show me where I'm going.

Convenience foods like canned soup often get a bad rap when it comes to eating healthy. Some canned soups can actually be quite healthy. That doesn't mean you should make it a staple of your diet. But if you're feeling ill or just need to whip together a quick meal, canned soup can be a fairly healthy choice, as long as you choose wisely. Many canned soups, including Campbell's condensed and Chunky varieties, contain relatively high quantities of sodium and thus are not desirable for those on low-sodium diets. However, Campbell's Chunky, Healthy Request and other soups, as well as their V-8 and Tomato juices, have claimed to contain reduced sodium levels.

FRIDAY FLICK: The Bowery King: "John Wick, you're not very good at retiring." John Wick: "I'm working on it."

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June 15, 2017

Well, I Wonder How Many Articles HuffPo Will Be Deleting This Morning?

Okay here's a softball for you n00bs: if you can figure out where to catch up with me for a Bud Light, I can teach you the ins-and-outs of solving these photo challanges.

A majority of the population is right-handed, as is most of the golfing population. This, of course, means that a majority of manufactured golf clubs are of the right-handed variety. However, there are plenty of left-handed people who play golf as well, and like those of the right-handed persuasion, there are special swing tips left-handed people can use to improve their games. Many left-handed golfers suffer from weak grip, which can wreak havoc on a golf swing, most notably resulting in a slice. Grip the club firmly to help prevent this, making sure that the club goes across the left palm from the base of the index finger to just above the pinkie finger.

Fishing from a kayak is rapidly gaining popularity for freshwater fishermen on lakes, ponds, and rivers. One of the main advantages is the low cost. Fishing kayaks are available for almost any budget. Their light weight and small size also make them easily able to be transport from one place to another and make them very maneuverable. They glide silently across the water with each paddle stroke and don't scare the fish. These two sets of stairs present the perfect place to set my kayaks in the water. Where am I headed to?

Odie is a fictional dog who appears in the comic strip Garfield by Jim Davis. He has also appeared in the animated television series Garfield and Friends and The Garfield Show, two live-action/computer-animated feature films, and three fully CGI films. Odie is a yellow-furred, brown-eared dog. In the live-action/animated films based on the Garfield franchise, he is depicted as a wire-haired dachshund/terrier mix. He has a large tongue and slobbers in his appearances.

Well it's late morning and I still haven't had breakfast yet, so I guess I'll just head out and grab a stuffed bagel. Where am I headed to get rid of my rumbling tummy?

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runaway Semi Truck Rolls Downhill After Losing Brakes
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two BMW M3s race from a stop light. oblivious of the police vehicle behind them.
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June 14, 2017

Today Is June 14th, Which Is Flag Day.

The American Flag should never be displayed with the union down, save as a signal of dire distress. And you no Anti-Fa assholes, your not liking the current President is not dire distress. The Flag should never touch anything beneath it, such as the ground, the floor, water, or merchandise. It should never be carried flat or horizontally, but always aloft and free.

Our unfurled banner, which symbolizes the love and pride that we have as a nation, is a poignant reminder of America's greatness and our fortune to live in a country which values freedom above all else. It signifies the commitment made by our fallen comrades who battled bravely to defend the honor of this sacred emblem - our American unity, our power, and our purpose as a nation, and it exemplifies the devotion of our leaders who continue to uphold its promise of liberty, justice and freedom for all.

Perhaps the most important rule involves how citizens should behave around the Stars and Stripes: The flag of the United States is the emblem of our identity as a separate nation, which the United States of America has been for more than 200 years. The custom is to display the flag only from sunrise to sunset on flagstaffs in the open, but it may be displayed at night upon special occasions to produce a patriotic effect. When the flag is hung vertically on a wall, window or door the Union (blue) should be to the observer's left. When the flag is hung either horizontally or vertically against a wall, the Union (blue field) should be to the observer's left.

There is no more cherished symbol of the United States than the American flag. Whether you fly a flag daily or bring it out to honor our country on special days, taking care of the flag is important and a sign of respect. If your flag is looking dingy or is soiled, The U.S. Flag Code does not prohibit washing flags. so washing it is quite acceptable.

But should your American flag become torn or tattered, or too dirty to clean, it's time to dispose of it properly. But when we think of items that we regularly throw away or recycle, the American Flag doesn't often come to mind. That's because we hang them proudly and the thought of throwing them in the garbage bin, or even the recycling bin, would feel unpatriotic. Before you gasp at the thought of burning our Flag, this method of burning is in no way haphazard or unpatriotic, rather it requires a specific ceremony, where the flag is folded correctly, laid on a bonfire and burned patriotically; that is to say while being saluted, or having someone at the burning ceremony recite the Pledge of Allegiance or sing the National Anthem.

Hi Ernie, Got a fun infographic here that takes a look at what the ultimate LEGO digital marketing team might look like. Kind Regards, David

I do believe I found the location of the ATM, which may be closed now. It's the Navy Federal Credit Union, 10129 Jefferson Davis Hwy, Ste 103, Fredericksburg, VA (mapquest photos). Rick

Coincidently, the U.S. Army is celebrating its 242nd birthday today; founded on June 14, 1775 - more than a year before the Declaration of Independence - when the Continental Congress authorized the enlistment of expert riflemen to serve the Colonies for one year. Prior to that day, colonies had their own militias with no unified chain of command from place to place. This year's birthday theme is "Over There! A celebration of the World War I Soldier" in recognition of the 100th anniversary of World War I. The day will be marked with celebrations, military balls and traditional cake cutting ceremonies held at military bases and communities across the country. Can you find where this Army celebration was going on?

Also, does anyone else find it odd the very folks who haven't accomplished jack shit in Washington over the last six months, still manage to find time for baseball practice?

The three US special forces heroes shot dead by an Afghan colleague who was secretly working for the Taliban
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Your Rabbi? Probably a Democrat. Your Baptist Pastor? Probably a Republican. Your Priest? Who Knows.
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June 13, 2017

And This is Why They're Called Man's Best Tasteless Friend.

I met my buddy Pat in the early 90's when I was a sophomore in high school. He was a 'Nam vet, living in a dilapidated old apartment in a crummy small-town on Florida's west coast. The units were pretty run down, with cars, young bare-footed ill-watched children running about, and the various kind of yard detritus one might suspect. I guess he'd taken a shine to me because I was intrigued by him working on various cars, boats, and the fact that he'd sneak my 16 year old self beers, just to have someone to chat with. Also, Pat was in the midst of a nasty divorce. Sometimes these things happen when you decide to cohabitate with a cocktail waitress 20 years your younger, but such is life. She'd taken him for nearly everything (which wasn't much to begin with), leaving Pat almost completely broken hearted. Almost...because she left him Moose, a white poodle-ish dog of questionable lineage. Moose was great, Pat would take him to bars, dye him green for St. Patrick's Day, and they were always inseparable. If Pat was working on a derelict boat while sucking down a Parliament and mainlining Busch Light in the 90 degree heat, Moose was right there with him, all day long.

About 3 months after the divorce, Pat's ex called, demanding the return of a beloved childhood stuffed animal, a small unicorn. Evidently, her father had given it to her, he'd recently passed, and she realized it was the only remaining item she'd forgotten to abscond with. I'm sitting there witnessing the phone conversation, wondering what the hell she's bitching about, when Pat closes the call with "Fine you worthless whore, I'm going out of town but will be back in a month, you can collect your fucking unicorn then." Slam. Pat looked at me and a devilish smile crossed his crocked teeth. After explaining the call, he leaves the kitchen to fish through some dusty closet boxes and retrieves the plushy unicorn. "MOOSE!" he calls, and Moose comes running, per command. Eyes wide and tail-wagging, Moose sits and awaits master's command. "Moose, here's your unicorn!" and Pat tosses it down to the runt dog, who eyes it for a moment. It may be fair to mention at this point that Moose is not neutered. He then proceeds to doggy fuck the ever living hell out of that unicorn like the antidote was lodged somewhere in its fluffy soul. Word travels fast in shitty communities and soon "Moose, go get your unicorn!" was the favored saying. Damn near everyone would pass by and mutter those words, only to have the poodle run inside, get the stuffed love toy, and proceed to befoul that thing like nobody's business.

A month passes and poor Unicorn was looking haggard, missing an eye, and all dignity. Bitch Cocktail Waitress finally pulls up one muggy Florida day in her Chevy Celebrity to collect her prized possession. After some unpleasant words exchanged, she demands her Unicorn. A small crowd had gathered and Pat's moment had arrived. Finally, after losing everything, it was time for Pat to mutter the sweetest words of redemption I'd ever previously, or ever will hear again: "MOOSE, GO GET YOUR UNICORN!" -- Pete

Well, the online Fidget Spinner link kind of took on a life of it's own...

Boost the mouse speed all the way up and use the whole screen. Stephen

I obviously have too much free time on my hands. Chris

Hey Ernie, that pretty lass with the loose fitting tank top is near the intersection of Larkin and Fulton in San Francisco. There are always a lot of protests and rallies there because it's right in front of City Hall. Keep em' comin', NorCalJeff

Rainbows Acres is a Los Angeles business that has been running for over 35 years, who provides their customers with freshly-prepared dishes, cold-pressed juices, and other natural, healthy products. Since 1981, they have concentrated on great consumer services where education, health and wellness prevail. Rainbows Acres' unique, one of a kind store offers plant-based, ready-made nutritious food, including fresh breakfasts, lunches, and light dinner entrees as well as cold-pressed juices make healthy eating more easily accessible for busy people on the go.

Espresso is coffee brewed by forcing a small amount of nearly boiling water under pressure through finely ground coffee beans. Espresso is generally thicker than coffee brewed by other methods, has a higher concentration of suspended and dissolved solids, and has a foam with a creamy consistency. As a result of the pressurized brewing process, the flavors and chemicals in a typical cup of espresso are very concentrated, and as such espresso is also the base for other drinks such as a caffè latte, cappuccino, caffè macchiato, caffè mocha, flat white, or caffè Americano. While espresso has more caffeine per unit volume than most coffee beverages, because the usual serving size is much smaller, the total caffeine content is less than a mug of standard brewed coffee, contrary to a common belief.

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June 12, 2017

Innocent Until Proven Guilty, What Kind Of Shit Is This?

I am pleased to report that Florida now has the most just Stand Your Ground laws in the entire country; placing the burden of proof on the state, instead of the defendant. This won't change the outcomes of any trial outcomes, but it may save some law abiding folks from spending hundrerds of thousands of dollars in legal fees to defend themselves from charges filed by politically motivated prosecutors. Yes, Angela Corey, we're looking at you.

The passenger steamer SS Warrimoo was quietly knifing its way through the waters of the mid-Pacific on its way from Vancouver to Australia. The navigator had just finished working out a star fix and brought the master, Captain John Phillips, the result. The Warrimoo's position was latitude 0 degrees x 31 minutes north and longitude 179 degrees x 30 minutes west. The date was 30 December 1899. Know what this means? First Mate Payton broke in, we're only a few miles from the intersection of the Equator and the International Date Line. Captain Phillips was prankish enough to take full advantage of the opportunity for achieving the navigational freak of a lifetime. He called his navigators to the bridge to check and double check the ships position. He changed course slightly so as to bear directly on his mark. Then he adjusted the engine speed. The calm weather and clear night worked in his favor. At midnight the Warrimoo lay on the Equator at exactly the point where it crossed the International Date Line. The consequences of this bizarre position were many. The forward part of the ship was in the Southern Hemisphere and the middle of summer. The stern was in the Northern Hemisphere and in the middle of winter. The date in the aft part of the ship was 31 December 1899. Forward it was 1 January 1900. This ship was therefore not only in two different days, two different months, two different seasons and two different years but in two different centuries-all at the same time. [source]

Lip augmentation is a type of cosmetic surgery or non-surgical procedure that aims to alter the appearance of the lips by increasing their fullness through enlargement using fillers. Since 2000, more products and techniques have been developed to make lip augmentation more effective and patient friendly. The relative ease of many injections is due to surgeons using tiny 30 gauge -- about as thick as a dozen human hairs -- needles that are used to inject the very sensitive lips. Nonetheless, topical anesthesias are often used for lip augmentation procedures. Common reactions can range from redness, swelling or itching at the injection sites, bleeding, uneven lips, movement of the implants or extrusion, which is when an implant breaks through the outermost surface of the skin.

Hey Ernie, That lovely pair of wings is at 525 Lincoln Road behind Cali's Boutique. Found an image match with the letters "QUE" visible in the pic, then located this article about the artist in Steamboat Today which includes this paragraph: "The mural is one of several supported by the Creative District through the Arts Council. Roth's career-first mural is the large pair of wings on the west side of the Kali's Boutique Building at 525 Lincoln, where so many people now pose for selfies." Bam! - Todd

Hey Ernie, the Angel Wings in Steamboat Springs (hey, that rhymes) you pictured are on Kali's Boutique. Located at 525 Lincoln Ave. Although you can not see it on streetview. Thanks Man. -Sam

Venom, or the Venom Symbiote, is a fictional character appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics, commonly in association with Spider-Man. Venom was originally conceived as a supervillain, but has since become more of an antihero. Venom is a Symbiote, a sentient alien, with a gooey, almost liquid-like form. As with real-world symbiotes, it requires a host, usually human, to bond with for its survival. After bonding, the Symbiote endows its enhanced powers upon the host. When the Venom Symbiote bonds with a human, that new dual-life form refers to itself as "Venom".

I'm not entirely convinced you'll be able to find this credit union's ATM machine because there isn't much to go on and that seems to be a stand alone photo, but you should be able to find where this Trump rally -- and it's counter protest -- were held.

Hi Ernie. After spending a good 10 minutes trying to even find a ship in the picture, I think it may be an Oliver Hazard Perry Class Frigate. Thanks for the ongoing fun, Cheers, Ian

It's an Oliver Hazard Perry class frigate, you can tell from the three weapons directors on the superstructure just forward of the mast. Douglas

Hi Ernie, The silhouette looks like Oliver Hazard Perry-class frigate (FFG) or more likely an Adelaide-class which is the Australian version of the same platform. I've seen them being decommissioned at various Navy bases and shipyards and I'm not sure if there are any left in the US inventory. -Bill

Another little Oliver Hazard Perry tidbit regardingf the ship's noted durability: "On July 14, 2016, USS Thach took over 12 hours to sink after being used in a live-fire, SINKEX during naval exercise RIMPAC 2016. During the exercise, the ship was directly or indirectly hit with the following ordnance: a Harpoon missile from a South Korean submarine, another Harpoon missile from the Australian frigate HMAS Ballarat, a Hellfire missile from an Australian SH-60S helicopter, another Harpoon missile and a Maverick missile from US maritime patrol aircraft, another Harpoon missile from the cruiser USS Princeton, additional Hellfire missiles from an American SH-60S Navy helicopter, a 2,000-pound Mark 84 bomb from a US Navy F/A-18 Hornet, a GBU-12 Paveway laser-guided 500-pound bomb from a US Air Force B-52 bomber, and a Mark 48 torpedo from an unnamed US Navy submarine. [video]

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June 10, 2017

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.

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June 9, 2017

I Hate It When A Plan Doesn't Come Together.

The Pomeranian is a breed of dog of the Spitz type that is named for the Pomerania region in Germany and Poland in Central Europe. The breed has been made popular by a number of royal owners since the 18th century. Queen Victoria owned a particularly small Pomeranian and consequently the smaller variety became universally popular. During Queen Victoria's lifetime alone, the size of the breed decreased by 50%. Overall, the Pomeranian is a sturdy, healthy dog. The most common health issues are luxating patella and tracheal collapse. Classed as a toy dog breed because of its small size, the Pomeranian is descended from the larger Spitz type dogs, specifically the German Spitz.

As of 2007, the Crocs company had applied to register "Crocs" and the Crocs logo as trademarks in over 40 jurisdictions around the world, including the U.S.; many such applications were pending approval. Crocs announced in 2006 that it filed complaints with the U.S. International Trade Commission and the U.S. Federal District Court against 11 companies that manufacture, import or distribute products, called "croc-offs", that Crocs believes infringe its patents. Seizures of fake Crocs occurred in 2007 in the Philippines and Denmark, and were under litigation in South Africa. Knock-off versions of the Croc style clogs have appeared in children's fashion catalogs, discount stores, amusement park stores, beach stores, department stores, and superstores.

Carrefour is a French multinational retailer headquartered in Boulogne Billancourt, France, in the Hauts-de-Seine Department near Paris. Carrefour means "crossroads" and "public square" in French. It is one of the largest hypermarket chains in the world, with close to 1,600 hypermarkets at the end of 2015. Carrefour operates in more than 30 countries, in Europe, the Americas, Asia and Africa. The company is a component of the Euro Stoxx 50 stock market index.

Hey Ernie, The shampoo in the shower is Suave Kids Apple 3 in 1 shampoo and conditioner. one of the bottles is Watermelon, while the other is Apple. Cheers, Ron

The two blue shampoos are 3 in 1 shampoo, conditioner and body wash. I get them for my kids. One is watermelon and the other one is apple. Colin

Captain Tony's Saloon is a bar located at 428 Greene Street, in Key West, Florida, United States. The bar has been patronized through the years by many well-known artists, writers and celebrities. In fact, an interesting feature of the bar is that when any celebrity visits, a barstool is added with that patron's name. You will find barstools painted with the names of famous people such as Ernest Hemingway, Truman Capote, Duane Cahill, Jimmy Buffett, Shel Silverstein, John Prine, Lee Newell, Tommy Newell, and even John F. Kennedy and Harry Truman, among others. Above the sign outside the building is a large Jewfish that Captain Tony caught and had preserved. It is said that if you throw a quarter into the mouth of the fish, good luck will follow you until you leave the island.

And speaking of Captain Tony and other nautical shit, ATTENTION NAVY VETERANS: what class of ship is this?

Hey Ernie, I saw this person yesterday, and just had to get a picture. I think he probably did way too much acid. Pretty Bizarre!!! Thought you would like it. Later, Ken

It looks like the Surf City Barber Shop and Social Club, changed the sign but they are still open at 831 Front st. Santa Cruz, CA. RJRick

Huh. I was almost positive that one was going to be Key West. Anyway, according to Abrahamic religions and Zoroastrianism, an angel is a spiritual being superior to humans in power and intelligence. In fine art, angels are usually depicted as having the shape of human beings of extraordinary beauty; they are often identified using the symbols of bird wings, halos, and light. These angel wings are somewhere in Steamboat Springs, Colorado. Find them on Streetview.

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June 8, 2017

Be Honest, Colleen Campbell? Would You?

Cholula hot sauce is a brand of chili-based hot sauce, manufactured in Chapala, Jalisco, Mexico, and licensed by José Cuervo. According to its manufacturers, Cholula hot sauce rates 500-1,000 on the Scoville scale though other sources measure it as being over three times hotter, at 3,600 Scoville units. The product is packaged with an iconic round wooden cap. Five varieties of Cholula are widely marketed in North America, including Original, Chipotle, Chili Garlic, Chili Lime, and Green Pepper.

An activity tracker, also known as a fitness tracker, is a device or application for monitoring and tracking fitness-related metrics such as distance walked or run, calorie consumption, and in some cases heartbeat and quality of sleep. The term is now primarily used for smartwatches that are synced, in many cases wirelessly, to a computer or smartphone for long-term data tracking. In those who are overweight or obese some evidence has found that the use of these type of devices results in less weight loss rather than more after two years of use. It is unclear if these devices affect the amount of physical activity children engage in.

As with home theater and automotive audio systems, speakers on your boat are critical to good sound quality, so don't skimp. A middle-quality receiver paired with the best speakers is more satisfying than an expensive receiver driving cheap speakers. Box speakers are easiest to install, and include their own acoustically-designed enclosure, so the sound you heard in our store will be what you hear on your boat. Their advantage is that you don't need to cut holes in your boat to install them, but they take up more space, so may add clutter to a busy cockpit. Flush-mount speakers are clean and attractive, fit in tight spaces and can't snag tackle or lines, but need a cutout. However, proper mounting can be tricky.

Aloha Ernie! That woman was dining at Fat Guys Burgers, located at 7945 S Memorial Dr, Tulsa, OK 74133. There were several locations but I got lucky finding a matching interior using that Google Maps gizmo. Keep up the Awesomeness! Scott from NYC

I have reason to believe this photo is kind of old since this barber shop no longer appears to be in business. Can you tell me what's now in it's place?

The Merle gene is responsible for a wide variety of beautiful coat and iris colors in the dog. This dilution gene acts to lighten the coat color. The dappling effect it creates is not evenly spread; rather, it is responsible for spotting of the coat and variations of the iris or colored part of the eye. A combination of colors may be found in one or both eyes. Colors expressed may range from a pale, light blue to greenish to amber. Unfortunately, the same gene that is responsible for the desirable coat and blue eye appearance is often responsible for many developmental eye defects.

Ernie, the rock outcropping behind the Magaluf sunset booze cruise is called Morror de Xaloc, that's about as good a view as you can get since the 3d rendering can't deflect down to water level. Also, their Facbook page is good for a few more photos. Jimmy

We watch our televisions, and in many cases our televisions watch us back. That's the backdrop to the news this week that Vizio has agreed to settle charges that it violated the law by using software in its "smart," internet-connected TVs to collect data on what users were watching, without permission. The software told Vizio what consumers were playing on their TVs, whether it came from broadcast or cable channels, streaming services, DVD players, or other sources. The company also collected data on users' WiFi networks and mobile devices that were linked wirelessly to the televisions.

These two blue shampoos, you must find them.

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June 7, 2017

The West Coast Has Wildfires and Earthquakes. The Midwest Has Toronados. We have Hurricanes And...

"Well I don't know why I came here tonight, I got the feeling that something ain't right. I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair, and I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs. Gators to the north of me, snakes to the south of me, here I am, stuck in the middle with you."

The lightweight, durable Apple Smart Cover protects your iPad screen without covering up its aluminum back. So your iPad still looks and feels like an iPad — just with a little extra protection. The Smart Cover is made of polyurethane. It also features a soft, color-matched microfiber lining that helps keep your display clean. A hinge magnetically aligns the Smart Cover with iPad for a perfect fit, while magnets inside help it stay put. The Smart Cover does double duty as a keyboard stand. Fold it back to tilt iPad into a comfortable writing position. Open the Smart Cover, and iPad magically wakes up; close it, and iPad automatically goes to sleep.

Everyone knows about Taco Tuesday, and by extension, Spaghetti Wednesday. But personally, I prefer chicken wings for my Wednesday meal, so show me where I'm headed to. And I mean the exact restaurant, not just the name of the chain.

About a 35% of the world population drives on the left, and the countries that do are mostly old British colonies. Taking the left hand side in traffic is a habit that goes back hundreds of years, possibly as far as the ancient Greeks, Egyptians and Romans, but certainly to an era when people habitually carried swords when traveling. As around 85-90% of humans are right-handed, passing on the right-hand side would leave carriage and cart drivers more open to attack from people coming the other way. Knights with lances, squires with knives, peasants with pitchforks, everyone had to be ready for a dust-up at a moment's notice, and that meant keeping to the left so you could get a good swing at your assailants. In 1773, the British Government introduced the General Highways Act, which encouraged horse riders, coachmen and people taking their vegetables to market to drive on the left, and that was that. The Highway Act of 1835 later reinforced this, making driving on the left side of the road the law of the land.

Hey Ernie, those 2 lovely girls airing out their smooth lady bits, are in Los Angeles on Cahuenga Blvd. near the Hollywood Hills. Keep em' comin'! NorCalJeff

Hey Ernie, the young ladies are enjoying there Smartwater In Hollywood, Cahuenga just south of Franklin. If you want to see more of what they are up too (and you do) go here. Keep 'em coming, Tim

That looks like a set of Garden State Parkway signs. The pine trees put those signs somewhere in the south of the state most likely... They're probably on a road that leads to the Parkway. No idea which one yet. I sent some State Trooper friends of mine the picture for further scrutiny. I attached an example of some Parkway signs in Central Jersey. Great site!!! Keep it up!!! I'll have to find you and buy you a beer when we're over your side of the state! Mike W.

In 2013, Google has started updating its 3D models of buildings in Google Earth and Maps, and the details on the ones we've seen are nothing short of stunning. To see them, either view them in Google Earth or enable the Earth View mode in Google Maps. Once you've got that finished, you should be able to reproduce the view taken in this photo. Send it to me.

In the majority of total knee replacements, the surgeon places components of the implant on the joint surfaces of three bones that make up the knee joint: the femur, the long bone in the thigh, the tibia, the larger of the two bones in the lower leg and a patellar (kneecap) component, which glides on the femur, the bone that you feel at the front of the knee. The patellar component is sometimes not needed. Although there are now many different models of knee implants available from a number of different manufacturers, there are two primary types - one that substitutes for the posterior cruciate ligament (PCL), a central ligament that stabilizes the knee joint, and one that spares it.

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June 6, 2017

I'm Laying With Six Dead Guys Around Me: D-day Vet Recalls The Day He Stormed Normandy Beach.

Sixty-seven years ago, American soldier Walter Ehlers landed on a Normandy beach in France, leading a squad of 12 men on D-Day who had no battle experience and had spent their Army tours entertaining the troops. Ehlers's squad scrambled up the beach under heavy fire, and all his men survived that historic turning point of June 6, 1944. Over 9,000 Allied soldiers died or were wounded. Ehlers's own brother, Roland, was among those killed on another part of the French coastline.

'We had a lot of troops that landed and a lot of them paid the supreme sacrifice,' Ehlers, 90, said, as he sat in his home in Buena Park, California. Today marks the anniversary of the pivotal World War Two invasion when 160,000 Allied soldiers, mostly from the Britain, United States and Canada, landed in Normandy to begin the drive to break the German occupation of Europe. Of the 16 million U.S. soldiers who served in World War Two, only 620,000 are still alive in 2016, leaving an ageing population to tell their stories from D-Day and other campaigns.

'We got on the beach and they have all these people laying down on the beach that were killed, it was chaos,' said Ehlers, who at the time had already fought in North Africa and Italy. The Germans were firing down on American soldiers from trenches veiled by tall grass, and from several 'pillbox' bunkers made of concrete. Mines littered the ground. The 23-year-old Ehlers, a Kansas native who did not touch alcohol or cigarettes, was the sergeant for a free-spirited squad with plenty of experience playing music, but none shooting at the enemy. One was a banjo player, another was a violist and another played the ukulele, Ehlers said, and they all wanted to dig in at the shore instead of advancing up the beach. But Ehlers said that was a sure-fire way to die, so they followed him up a path where, on either side, were the bodies of soldiers blown apart by mines.

Ehlers and his men eventually got into the trenches with the Germans, where they captured four enemy soldiers and killed or scared off several others. Then, Ehlers and his squad attacked a pillbox and captured it from behind using only rifles. 'You didn't dare run up in front of them because they'd mow you down,' he said. Ehlers had more battles ahead. He received the Medal of Honour for attacks he led on German positions a few days after the landing, making him one of only 3,454 recipients of the highest military decoration awarded by the U.S. government.

Second Lieutenant Walter Ehlers, who earned a battlefield comission after receiving the Medal of Honor for his exploits as an Army sergeant in the D-Day invasion of France and came to personify the heroism of the GI's who stormed the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944, died on February 20, 2014 in Long Beach, California, at the age of 92. As a nation, We are currently losing on average, about 372 World War II veterans per day.

This act of heroism was not the last in this mans life. At the Battle of Midway AMM1/c Bruno Gaido's plane was shot down, he was captured by the Japanese, then summarily executed by being weighted down and thrown over the side of the Japanese ship. Pete

Percy Richardson is the owner of The Knife Shop in Lufkin, Texas and he's making some really unique knives from the metal of old warships. Watson

While my broken ankle has brought my riding days to a close, I do still enjoy collecting patches, pins and jewelry. Where am I headed to enlarge my collection?

Blood is a specialized bodily fluid that is composed of a liquid called blood plasma and blood cells suspended within the plasma. The blood cells present in blood are red blood cells, white blood cells and platelets. We have red blood, which is bright red when oxygenated, due to hemoglobin. When the blood breaks down in the environment outside the body, the oxygen concentration is reduced and the plasma, which is mostly water, by concentration, is released. Therefore, the blood is not as red and not as bright, thus it appears brown when it dries.

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June 5, 2017

Router is Dicked Up, Thank Goodness For Verizon's Mobile Hotspot.

Armand de Brignac, colloquially known as "Ace of Spades" after the logo, is the name of the champagne brand produced by Champagne Cattier, and sold in opaque metallic bottles. The brand's first bottling, Armand de Brignac Gold Brut, is identifiable by its gold bottle with French pewter Ace of Spades labels. An appearance in Jay Z's 2006 music video for "Show Me What You Got" prior to the launch of the Armand de Brignac brand sparked wide discussion on sites covering hip-hop and popular culture, following his public fallout with the makers of Cristal. In June 2011 Mark Cuban spent $90,000 on a 15-liter bottle of Armand de Brignac in celebration of the Dallas Mavericks' NBA Championship.

Goose Island Brewery is a brewery in Chicago, Illinois, that began as a single brewpub opened in 1988 in Lincoln Park, Chicago, and named after a nearby island. The larger brewery opened in 1995, and a second brewpub, in Wrigleyville, in 1999. Their beers are distributed across the United States and the United Kingdom, after a stake of the company was sold to Widmer Brothers Brewery in 2006, and the brewery was able to expand into different markets. Goose Island outsources the production of some of its beers. Goose Island Honker's Ale and IPA sold on the east coast is now brewed under contract in New Hampshire.

The current flag of the state of Georgia was adopted on May 8, 2003. The flag bears three stripes consisting of red-white-red, and a blue canton containing a ring of 13 white stars encompassing the state's coat of arms in gold. In the coat of arms, the arch symbolizes the state's constitution and the pillars represent the three branches of government: legislative, executive, and judicial. The words of the state motto, "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation", are wrapped around the pillars, guarded by a male figure dressed in colonial attire dating back to the time of the American Revolutionary War. Within the arms, a sword is drawn to represent the defense of the state's constitution. An additional motto, In God We Trust, is positioned underneath these elements acting as the state's "foundation". The ring of stars that encompass the state's coat of arms symbolize Georgia's status as one of the original Thirteen Colonies.

Glaceau Smartwater is inspired by the way mother nature makes water, known as the hydrologic cycle. Manufacturers simulate this process by vapor distilling water, making every drop as pure as the very first drop of rain. If that's not smart enough, they then one-up mother nature by adding in electrolytes for a clean crisp taste. Can you show me where these two girls are enjoying their bottle of Smartwater?

Hi Ernie, Got an infographic here about the dangers of secondhand smoke for children. Any chance you can feature it on Ehowa? Best Regards, David

Any good Boy Scout could tell you that knot is a clove hitch. Tim

That brick and concrete structure -- a gate post -- is located on the corner of carrier Provencia and carrier Marina, outside the La Sagrada Familia Basilica at carrier de Mallorca, 401, Barcelona, Spain, It seems to be a popular location for upskirt pictures, there is a subway street vent located there. Rick

Otter Pops are a brand of freezies—a packaged, frozen dessert—sold in the United States. National Pax introduced Otter Pops in 1970, in competition with Jel Sert's similar product, Fla-Vor-Ice. In 1996, Jel Sert acquired the rights to Otter Pops as well. The product consists of a clear plastic tube filled with a fruit-flavored liquid. Otter Pops are a frozen treat, but stores generally sell them at room temperature and the consumer puts them in the freezer.

As I somewhat expected, no joy on this cropped NORTH-SOUTH sign.

Paper birch trees are a hort lived species of birch native to northern North America. Paper birch is named due to the thin white bark which often peels in paper like layers from the trunk. Paper birch is often one of the first species to colonize a burned area within the norther latitudes and an important species for moose browse. In older trees the bark is white, commonly brightly so, flaking in fine horizontal strips to reveal a pinkish or salmon colored inner bark. It is often with small black marks and scars. In individuals younger than five years, the bark appears a brown red color with white lenticels, making the tree much harder to distinguish from other birches. The bark has a high oil content and this gives it its waterproof and weather resistant characteristics.

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June 3, 2017

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.

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June 2, 2017

Sure The World May Be Going To Hell, But This Last Week Has Been Absolute Gold For One-liners.

An IATA airport code, also known as an IATA location identifier, is a three-letter code designating many airports around the world, defined by the International Air Transport Association. The assignment of these codes is governed by IATA Resolution 763, and it is administered by IATA headquarters in Montreal. The codes are published biannually in the IATA Airline Coding Directory. The characters prominently displayed on baggage tags attached at airport check-in desks are an example of a way these codes are used.

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is a 2016 American superhero film featuring the DC Comics characters Batman and Superman. Directed by Zack Snyder and distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures, the film is the second installment in the DC Extended Universe following 2013's Man of Steel. It is the first live-action film to feature Batman and Superman together, as well as the first live-action cinematic portrayal of Wonder Woman, Aquaman, The Flash and Cyborg.

A conifer cone is an organ on plants in the division Pinophyta (conifers) that contains the reproductive structures. The name "cone" derives from the fact that the shape in some species resembles a geometric cone. The individual plates of a cone are known as scales. The familiar woody cone is the female cone, which produces seeds. The male cones, which produce pollen, are usually herbaceous and much less conspicuous even at full maturity.

The first of today's challenges is for you sailing folks, and what is can you tell me what style of knot was used to tie this bumper to the bimini strut?

Ernie, I was looking at your post of the CNN story of the Japanese first lady's visit to Pearl Harbor and it reminded me of a story you might enjoy. I retired last year after 23 years in the Army, my first reenlistment was actually on the Arizona memorial. For military stationed in Hawaii they offer it as a reenlistment incentive that you can do the oath on the memorial, with your own flag raised on the memorials mast and keep the flag as a memento. In order to make that work the first boat out to the memorial on the days they do it is all reenlistment's and retirements. So you get there at least an hour early like most things in the Army, to make sure you are not late. I was standing around walking along the side of the path to the warf killing time and avoiding my Battalion commander who was there to do the reenlistment and waiting for the boat to load. The park ranger standing there started to talk to me as he was also former Army and I'm standing there in my Class A's. He tells me he really enjoys supporting that first boat of the day with all military, but a lot of the time the rest of the day chaps his ass. Mostly because he gets a lot of Japanese tourists. He explained he didn't necessarily hate Japanese people but he thought it was in poor taste them visiting the memorial. He said, "I bet there aren't a couple of hundred Americans a day wandering around Hiroshima and Nagasaki taking pictures". Then after we had been there a while he asked my wife and I if we wanted him to take a picture of us before we headed over and we said yes. He took two or three and handed the camera back and said not to worry he was pretty sure they were good ones (pre-digital camera days). I looked at him odd since it seemed unusual to say and he shook his head and said, "the Japanese tourists ask a lot too, and I always say yes and I cut their heads off in every fucking picture,...(smiles) warms my heart to think of them developing them after they get home." -CMF

Give your mouth complete care with Listerine Total Care Zero Anticavity Mouthwash. More complete than any other mouthwash, Listerine Total Care Zero provides the same six benefits in one as Listerine Total Care Anticavity Mouthwash, but in a less-intense, alcohol-free formula. The fluoride-rich formula helps prevent cavities, restores enamel, and strengthens your teeth, making them 50 percent stronger than just brushing alone. Listerine Total Care Zero freshens breath, kills germs that cause bad breath, cleans your whole mouth, and the invigorating fresh mint flavor gives your mouth a clean feeling you can taste.

The second of today's challenges is a fucking doozie, so much so that I did a little CSI-zoom-and-enhance on some potential clues, hoping to help you out a little. Now this big brick/rock/concrete structure seems pretty unique, and I'm wondering if you can find it for me on Streetview so I can take a close look at it?

Hi Ernie, Got an infographic here that provides a timeline of science fiction movies and video games. Best Regards, David E

According to this website, The Triphammer grill closed om November 30, 2009. Skip from G.R.

Assuming the sign came down when they closed, the last day this photo could have been taken is 11/30/2009 which is the date the Rochester Wiki website says the Trip Hammer Grill closed its doors. - Todd

And today's final challenge for the weekend is either going to be 0% or 100% solvable. I don't think there are any clues that one can use to identify the location of this North/South sign, but I'm hoping someone from that locale -- California, perhaps? -- might recognize an area or route that's popular with motorcyclists and can share where to find it? I tried to find an uncropped photo -- I believe that's the makings of an August timestamp in the lower right corner -- but no joy.

Smokey Bear is an American advertising mascot administered by the United States Forest Service, the National Association of State Foresters, and the Ad Council to educate the public about the dangers of forest fires. A campaign featuring Smokey and the slogan "Smokey Says – Care Will Prevent 9 out of 10 Forest Fires" began in 1944. His later slogan, "Remember... Only YOU Can Prevent Forest Fires" was created in 1947 by the Advertising Council. In April 2001, the message was updated to "Only You Can Prevent Wildfires." According to the Ad Council, Smokey Bear and his message are recognized in the United States by 95% of adults and 77% of children.

the best best of /r/roastme part 1 of 2
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June 1, 2017

This One Is Up On Time So I've Got That Going For Me.

While the net worth of the average American varies wildly based upon a multitude of factors, let's use $301,000 as an average between the highest of Wall Street fat cats and the lowest of ditch diggers. Conversely, Tiger Woods' net worth is estimated to be around $740,000,000 and the car he was driving in his little dui fiasco costs $220,000 brand new. Now it wasn't totaled, mind you, just dinged up. But for the sake of argument, let's say it was completely destroyed and needs to be replaced. Putting this into perspective, Tiger Woods destroying his showroom condition 2015 Mercedes S65 AMG is as insignificant to him, as if you or I totaled a car we bought for $89.49 off Craigslist.

Seashells are often used whole and drilled, so that they can be threaded like beads, or cut into pieces of various shapes. Sometimes shells can be found that are already "drilled" by predatory snails of the family Naticidae. Fine whole shell necklaces were made by Tasmanian Aboriginal women for more than 2,600 years. The necklaces represent a significant cultural tradition which is still practised by Palawa women elders. The shells used include pearly green and blue-green maireener shells, brown and white rice shells, black cats' teeth shells and pink button shells. Naturally-occurring, beachworn, cone shell "tops" -- the broken-off spire of the shell, which often has a hole worn at the tip -- can function as beads without any further modification. In Hawaii these natural beads were traditionally collected from the beach drift in order to make puka shell jewelry.

For fans of classic cocktails like the pre-Prohibition Brandy Alexander, with its dose of sweet, dark crème de cacao, and for legions of chocolate martini fans cultivated in the 1990s, chocolate and happy hour go together like Romeo and Juliet. The relationship of chocolate and beverage alcohol is clearly built on a passionate foundation, and now a host of spirits and wine producers are spotlighting the romance between the popular couple, injecting the luxurious taste of chocolate directly into the bottle with unprecedented frequency.

Following the revolutions of 1848 in the German states, the Reichsadler -- "Imperial Eagle" -- was restored as a symbol of national unity: it became the coat of arms of the short-lived German Empire and subsequently the German Confederation from its restoration in 1850 until its dissolution in 1866. During Nazi rule, a stylised eagle combined with the Nazi swastika was made the national emblem (Hoheitszeichen) by order of Adolf Hitler in 1935. Despite its mediaeval origin, the term "Reichsadler" in common English understanding is mostly associated with this specific Nazi era version. The Nazi Party had used a very similar symbol for itself, called the Parteiadler, or "Party's eagle".

Your top heavy friend with the stainless steel hardware just got finished washing up a third generation Mazda MX-5 Miata after the 2008 facelift. Quite a change from your Audi TT bro. But if you want to bling it out with that chrome fuel door, I kind of have some bad news for you. You're looking for a Bully brand, non-locking, with finger groove on the right, from Pep-Boys. And it looks like they no longer carry those specifics, although a brushed aluminum one is on sale for $16.24 if you hurry. Hope the ankle is getting better! Mike

No update? give me what I need baby! Eric R

Yeah I fucked the dog on that one. I actually completed yesterday's update around the usual time -- noonish or so -- but got distracted and forgot to run the update script. Yesterday we had an appointment at a new vet for Bianca to get looked at, since she's developed these two lumps under the skin on her chest. They've been growing rather quickly -- never a good sign, especially in a 14 year old dog -- so I was half checked out yesterday. But the appintment went well and they turned out to be just benign fatty tumors. When we got back home I was sitting on the couch and checked the site via tablet and "holy shit!" So I posted the update rather late yesterday, around 7 o'clock or so. My bad! But while I have your attention and we're discussing things running late, when was the last day this photo could have been taken?

Here's a sea burial you may not have read about: Loyce Edward Deen, an Aviation Machinist Mate 2nd class, USNR, was a gunner on a TBM Avenger. On November 5, 1944, Deen's squadron participated in a raid on Manila where his plane was hit multiple times by anti-aircraft fire while attacking a Japanese cruiser. Deen was killed. The avenger's pilot, Lt Robert Cosgrove, managed to return to his carrier, the USS Essex. Both Deen and the plane had been shot up so badly that it was decided to leave him in the plane. It is the only time in US Navy history -- and probably US mlitary history -- that an aviator was buried in his aircraft after being killed in action. Rick

Ernie, I recognized that fountain in an instant, sine I was stationed at Schweinfurt for 7 years back in the 1990s. She is standing in front of the Mendebrunnen fountain right in the heart of Leipzig, Germany. Matt

Windsurfing is a surface water sport that combines elements of surfing and sailing. Recent innovations have included combining moves whilst airborne and one professional sailor, Ricardo Campello, has made attempts at a triple forward loop during a 2008 PWA competition. Wave riding, by contrast, is much closer to surfing in style, and involves the rider performing a series of top turns and cutbacks whilst riding an unbroken wave back to the shore. Unlike surfing, the rider does not utilise any sections of the wave that have started to barrel – although top wave sailors are able to incorporate aerial moves into their wave riding and will use overhanging lips to launch themselves out in front of the wave as part of this.

As the inventor of the original fidget spinner – the ubiquitous new toy that has quickly become a craze in playgrounds around the world – Catherine Hettinger should be enjoying the high life. But the Florida-based creator is not making a penny off her genius invention, even as global sales of the gadget she envisioned two decades ago as a way to entertain her seven-year-old daughter soar into the tens of millions and suppliers struggle to meet massive demand. Hettinger held the patent on finger spinners for eight years, but surrendered it in 2005 because she couldn't afford the $400 renewal fee.

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