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June 2, 2018

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.

A-10 after a wheels up landing
scuttling of the HMCS annapolis
noguchi akiyo can climb like a motherfucker
3 Checker Marathon Taxi Cabs Used in Movie Shoot
move bitch, get out the way
girl doesn't want to mess up her lipstick
slow sinking
Cameraman Makes Epic Save After Falling News Blooper
that is one shitty craft beer selection
Legacy Classic Trucks: the process and lifestyle of modernizing vintage trucks and 4x4s
What It Feels Like to Be Mauled by a Shark, a Box Jellyfish and a Sea Lion
maintenance on the washington memorial seems fun
Runway Find: Elvis Presley's Lost Jet At Auction
NJ prom boat crash — fender bender ruins Weehawken prom
Deaf couple in altercation after service dog punched
rude dog interrupts conversation
this kid gave birth to a marine meme. read the comments
still nothing finer on the road
Migos rapper Offset, Cardi B's fiance, buys good Samaritan a car for helping him after accident
dress for the slide not the ride

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Model Kate Upton's topless shoot interrupted by waves
wine and women battle!
lilly becker tits of the day
Sexy naked milf having fun in water
Victoria Silvstedt Nipple Slip on Holiday in a Bikini

May 26, 2018

Around Here We Don't Joke About Memorial Day Weekend.

roastme part eleven
she's decked out in vacation camouflage
Guy Challenges Cutie To A Beer Chug
Homeowner versus Burglars in Mexico
a very close call with a balloon
Dad Lets His Kids Golf Off His Face, Immediately Regrets It
golf clap
Squirrel Grand National
Battle in the sky: Bald eagle and fox
somebody is getting picking up his to-go order

Arlington National Cemetery, the burial ground for veterans or active-duty forces that is revered as hallowed ground, came into existence during the Civil War, after burial space in and around Washington, D.C. was exhausted. Now, burials are outpacing the space available once again.

Hayley Moore - At The Races presenter amazingly catches loose horse
What Happens When You Leave A Camera Too Close To A SpaceX Rocket Launch
what it looks like inside an f-16's radar dome
Plowing Going-to-the-Sun Road in the Glacier National Park
you robbed the wrong pizza man
These Transformers Kids Were Amazing
what's more 'Murica than apple pie? this cherry pie
This Biology Teacher Devises An Ingenious Way Of Teaching About The Human Body At School
doom, with text-to-speech sound effects
cockpit voice recordings, transcripts, air traffic control tapes from doomed flights

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Sexy Babe in Bathtube
beach spy part 171
Iskra Lawrence Side Boob/Down Blouse in the Rain
sarah curr is hot of the day
sam tye close call
hot amateur brunette
Big Bear Riding Huge Dildo
evangelie smyrniotaki topless balcony in cannes

May 19, 2018

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.

Merapi volcanic eruption as filmed by these campers on the base of the volvano
The Cake Server - Joseph's Most Complex Machine Ever
you know you live in a rough neighborhood when...
Taiji, Japan Is A Little Town With A Big Dirty Secret
Squirrel “Came In Like a Wrecking Ball!”
now that's some side eye
The couple who care for stricken dogs in an Indian beach town
dude uses a drone to cut a hornet's nest in half
porterhouse, anyone?
Exhilarating DC-10 Firefighter Plane Pulls Off Incredible Maneuver In Silverado Canyon
Old man puts loud obnoxious girl in her place
Magnet Collision in Slow Motion like Iron Man Nanobot suit up
great aerial view of niagra falls
demoliion of silo on the Aalborg Waterfront
Golfer tries to take a swing near a tree... and it doesn't go well
HOLY SHIT! A Centaur!
this repo doesn't quite go according to plan
Top 100 Best Shredding Moments
Royal Flush - Evan Moore
Passed by Free Solo Climber - Dark Shadows, Red Rock Neveda

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Hottest FTV Girl Battle!
Maria Liman Playboy Ukraine
girls with chokers
The Beach Spy 170
A Hint of Georgia Fowler's Nipple at the Premiere of Solo

May 12, 2018

The Iranian Nuclear Deal As Explained By Breaking Bad.

You and your spouse are the parents of Jesse Pinkman, reputed meth dealer. Over the past several years, Jesse has been in and out of rehab after repeatedly setting your house on fire while cooking meth, nearly blowing up your neighbor's house more than once.

Jesse is due to receive a sizable inheritance, but before you give it to him, you want to make sure he's not cooking any more of that chili pepper meth he's famous for. So you make him a deal: you'll give him access to his inheritance if you can inspect the two places he's cooked meth in the past: the basement of his house and the old beat-to-hell RV that he drives around town. Eyeing the inheritance check and licking his lips, Jesse agrees. You give him the check and he drives off in his RV, cackling as he goes.

A few days later you tell Jesse it's time for a surprise inspection. A red eyed, hazy Jesse agrees, and gestures towards the cellar door. "I have nothing to hide," he says. And sure enough you walk down the cellar stairs and the entire basement is completely empty.

"See," he says," I promised to stop cooking meth and so I did."

"Okay, now we'd like to check out your RV."

"What?"

"Your RV. We'd like to walk through your RV to make sure you're not cooking meth in there."

Jesse's eyes narrow, "Three weeks."

Now it's you asking, "What?"

"Three weeks," comes the reply, "you can inspect my RV in three weeks."

"That's ridiculous. Three weeks is more than enough time to hide any evidence of--"

"--sorry, i've got a lot of personal stuff in my RV that I need to keep private. Love letters from my girlfriend Jane, research for my chemistry thesis, underwear laying about, that sort of stuff."

"But we need to inspect your RV now to make sure you're staying clean."

"Sorry, no can do. Three weeks."

"Well okay then, see you in three weeks."

Three weeks later Jesse Pinkman rolls up in his dilapidated old RV and you enter. Sure enough, every cabinet, every counter top, every storage bin has been scoured completely spotless.

"See," he sneers, "I told you I stopped cooking meth."

"Well I guess you have."

A giggling Pinkman speeds off in the direction of the nearest home improvement store, mumbling incoherently about hydrofluoric acid and polyethylene.

You turn to your spouse, "boy, this agreement is really working out well."

"Yep, it sure is."

War of the Fishing Boats
robodoggo is happy again!
Once a homeless veteran, this nurse turned his life around to help other veterans
Porsche 911 Launch Fail
worlds largest non nuclear ice breaking bulk carrier
when beer is life
1973 Dodge Sportsman Maxiwagon
Hawaii Resident Captures Lava Fountain Erupting Over His Backyard
oh this gon hurt
Pilot Steps onto Moving Ship
King of the Hill x Sunny Cats
Bird Makes Miraculous Escape From Hungry Leopard
she brought the guns
“Heaven Shakers”: The Japanese Kamikaze Torpedoes Of WWII
Fisherman Catches Two Sharks
The Andromeda Galaxy as it approaches the Milky Way from earth
example of what my mom gets mad at me about
First Breath After Lung Transplant
Indonesian Man Finds Neglected Husky, Gives It A Second Chance at Life
ZR1 Corvette Dyno Fail

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Connie Rocking Out Naked
Jade Nile is a Topless Fire Spinner
Teen Temptress Seduces You with Those Perky Tits
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May 5, 2018

So Ernie, Where The Fuck Did You Go And Why No Update Last Week?

In short, I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything that I thought it could be.

Allow me to explain. For the most part, everyone sees being self employed as very romantic. You are your own boss, you make your own hours, you can write off a shit ton of your living expenses on your taxes, you can drink while you work, and best of all it was a short ten second commute from my bedroom to my office. All absolutely true. But as anyone who shuns the employer/employee life will tell you, there are also some down sides. Not the least of which is this filthy little secret: you never really get to go on vacation. Sure you can take time off, do some travelling, see some friends. But you've always got that weight in the back of your mind. How is my business doing? Did anything fuck up? Am I making enough money to survive while I'm gone? And when you add the cost of the vacation itself to the income lost during your absence, shit gets expensive quickly. And so you pack a laptop or a tablet with you and then when it's 6am and you're sitting one some shitty hotel room chair with the a laptop glowing in your face, it hits you. You're not really on vacation. At least not to the extend that other 'regularly employed' people are.

And so this past week I did something I haven't done in over twelve fucking years. I packed up The Boss Lady and we left our troubles at home and we went on vacation. A real honest-to-fucking-goodness vacation. To Las Vegas, in case you were curious, where I finally got the chance to eat at In-N-Out Burger. And with all due respect to you west coast motherfuckers, that shit doesn't hold a goddamn candle to Five Guys. We also ate at the Heart Attack Grill and rode the High Roller -- with open bar -- to the top of the city. I played a little video blackjack at Frankie's Tiki Bar where I did much better than I did at casinos on the strip. I got the opportunity to test out my ankle -- which I am glad to report is doing pretty well -- with some hiking around Red Rock Canyon with Bacon and Mamasan and then later had a big fucking steak dinner at Las Vegas's iteration of NYC's famous Gallagher's Steak House for my birthday, and it was fucking GLORIOUS. Oh, side note. Does anyone know what kind of cactus this is? About a two feet tall, a foot in diameter, and the spines were stiff as fuck. Oh, then before heading back we picked up some Las Vegas casino souveniers for some friends and other souveniers for other friends.

And I did it all without my fucking laptop, and yes, it was everything that I thought it could be.

roast me part ten
Furious girlfriend cut off her lover's penis with garden shears after he showed pals their homemade sex tape
happy mother's day to this beautiful lady
the very first FedEx van is ultra retro cool
Yesterday at Haulover Marina
Birthday boy wanted a 20 pack of nugs for his birthday dinner.
Gong Show: The Popsicle Twins
the three new branches of government
Visiting Chernobyl 32 Years After the Disaster
The sheriff had to stop the train so we can save a badly injured PitBull

instead of mandating health insurance to pay exorbitant healthcare costs, why not try to lower exorbitant healthcare costs?

just a relaxing day on the couch
Mean Tweets – Avengers Edition
Disabled dog born with two legs has his life changed for good after being fitted for a pair of new wheels
I'm so fucking sure I'd let someone put Fireball in my foreskin for a shot
Mmm scrumptious
Baby bears this little girl just wanted to cuddle
Gun Control Advocates Want to Ban Guns from Star Wars
1978 GMC Van G35 VanDura 4x4 Conversion
Lucknow Man Saw Puppy Trapped In Drain, Says He Used Drone To Save It
Somali Pirates VS Ship's Private Security Guards

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