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March 31, 2017

Remember To Be On The Lookout Tomorrow.

St. Joseph's Church and Complex is a historic church in San Francisco, California. The 1913 city landmark, one of a handful of vacant churches in San Francisco, stands three stories tall on the southwest corner of Howard and 10th streets. It was forced to close when the 1989 earthquake damaged it to the point of being seismically unsound. For the next two decades, transients and drug addicts broke in, slept there and trashed it. Then in 2009, a real estate group called The Polaris Group, bought it for an undisclosed sum and brought it back from the dead. St. Joseph's Church was added to the National Register of Historic Places in 1982.

The Lion's Den's first retail facility was founded in 1971 in Columbus, Ohio, and since then they have expanded to over 45 locations throughout the country. From the very beginning, The Lion's Den has built its reputation on quality products and low prices. By treating our customers with dignity and respect we have come to form a loyal relationship with our patrons. All of their stores maintain the very highest standard in customer service and professionalism. Their courteous sales staff is always available to answer any of your shopping questions or help you decide on that perfect gift for someone special.

At first I thought this was some sort of vertical standing speaker, but upon further review I think it's an air purifier and that round thing is the fan intake? Yes, no?

Sometimes people think the Black German Shepherd is a different breed to the German Shepherd. This is not true. All German Shepherd puppies are either born black, gray or white and can change color as they grow. Their true coat color can usually be determined at about 8 weeks of age. Black German Shepherd puppies are born black and will stay black through adulthood. So, if you are looking for a solid Black German Shepherd puppy, you will want to get one at this age, and not before, in order to be sure it is indeed a solid black color. The color does not affect its temperament; the Black German Shepherd is just as loyal, alert, active and intelligent as the standard variety and is not predisposed to aggression.

She's at the Cosmopolitan in Las Vegas, at the outside bar called The Bond. You really can't get a good satreetview of it, here it is looking up but there's a better view of the pole itself in this night time view from inside. Cheers! Erik

Yes I can find that little store, Ashley Bulgari was here before in "findthiscoveredbusstop" in July of 2016. It's on Medianecka in Reckovice Cz. Rick

Sure, you probably won't have too much trouble finding this spot outside a tappas bar, but if you really want to impress me, find find this spot on the cobblestone roadway.

Of course, the iconic hat of the 1920's Jazz Age was the cloche, which is French for “bell.” Understand that not everyone can pull off this look. You needed to have a small head and a short “bobbed” haircut. These close-fitting hats were worn low over the eyebrows making visibility difficult. Women walked with their chins up and eyes cast down creating an air of conceitedness or feminine independence. The brims of the hats were so slight that the New York Times called them “an apology for a brim.” Starting in 1924, when cloches were readily established as the hat style, brims were a mere 2 inches at most. Some curled up, some angled out like a mini visor, and still others pointed down. By the end of the decade brims were non existent.

FRIDAY FLICK: And bear with me for a little while, as Assembly is a Chinese film (just turn on the English subtitles) and trust me, it's an awesome fucking movie. And really, no takers on the Harley?

The new 'It' trailer shot for shot with the original miniseries.
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March 30, 2017

Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta.

Whipped cream is an aerated colloid produced when air is incorporated into cream containing at least 35% fat. During whipping, partially coalesced fat molecules create a stabilized network which traps air bubbles. The resulting colloid is roughly double the volume of the original cream. If, however, the whipping is continued, the fat droplets will stick together destroying the colloid and forming butter. Lower-fat cream does not whip well, while higher-fat cream produces a more stable foam. Whipped topping normally contains some mixture of partially hydrogenated oil, sweeteners, distilled water, and stabilizers and emulsifiers added to prevent syneresis, similar to margarine instead of the butter fat in the cream used in whipped cream.

Looking to get warmed up for the more difficult challenges that lie ahead? Well find this thick white pole she's warming up to.

Grand Princess is a Grand-class cruise ship owned by Princess Cruises, and built in 1998 with hull number 5956, at a cost of approximately $450 million. She was the largest and most expensive passenger ship ever built at the time, and was the flagship in the Princess Cruises fleet until the new Royal Princess took that title in June 2013. The Grand class consists of several series of sister ships, most of which were built by Fincantieri in Monfalcone and Trieste, northern Italy. The Skywalkers nightclub is a signature element of Princess Cruises' ships in the Grand class and derived classes. The nightclub either overhangs the stern of the ship, in the Grand and Caribbean classes, or is located just aft of the funnel, as in the Gem and Crown classes.

A motorcycle fairing is a shell placed over the frame of some motorcycles, especially racing motorcycles and sport bikes, with the primary purpose to reduce air drag. The secondary functions are the protection of the rider from airborne hazards and wind-induced hypothermia and of the engine components in the case of an accident. Harley guys are going to find this one easy: which Harley model has this batwing fairing?

Based on some other pictures she was at Folsom street and 9th street right in front of this roll up door. Rick

She is reading Brief Interviews with Hideous Men by David Foster Wallace. John

Ernie, Easy peasey Ernie. I just googled, "cover of a book with a man with a bag over his head". Thank goodness for Google. Brief Interviews with Hideous Men by David Foster Wallace. Jeff

Well. Shit. I didn't expect it would be that simple. So here's a more difficult one, specifically aimed towards car you guys. I have no idea what kind of car she's riding in, but I'm pretty sure the warning sticker tell me it's got gull wing doors. That, plus the car's center console should point you in the right direction.

The Nikon AF-S DX NIKKOR 18-55mm f/3.5-5.6G VR Lens is an ultra compact, lightweight standard zoom lens that has a 27-82.5mm equivalent zoom range and is designed for use with compact DX-format DSLRs. This lens offers the most basic zoom range in the DX lens series and will conveniently cover everything from tight indoor portraits to standard snap shots. The innovative Vibration Reduction (VR) system allows handheld telephoto zoom shooting even in poorly lit conditions. The Nikon AF-S DX NIKKOR lens minimizes image blur caused by camera shake, and offers the equivalent of shooting at a shutter speed 3 stops (8 times) faster.

BASE Jumping from a 200ft High Stalled Wind Turbine Blade
Icy downhill skating in the trails of Duluth, MN
High School Cross-Country Team Invites Shelter Dogs On Their Morning Run
Player discovers Fallout 4's Sanctuary Settlement Location in the Real World
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but how will i know which car is yours?
i do not want any engraving...
Woman with Huntington's disease has trouble eating, so waiter steps in to help
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March 29, 2017

Well, The Doc Says We're About As Good As We're Gonna Get.

I'm sorry but the new IT remake will never be able to recapture she sheer level of fucking terror I felt when Pennywise came out of the shower drain. Those fucking teeth? And those fucking eyes? That's why I shower with a fucking bazooka.

Microsoft has issued a warning to prospective Xbox One owners: don't stand it up vertically! Do so at your own risk, Albert Panello, senior director of product management and planning at Xbox, told GameSpot at the Tokyo Game Show. "We don't support vertical orientation; do it at your own risk," he warned. Then, he clarified: "It wouldn't be a cooling problem, we just didn't design the drive for vertical operation. Because it's a slot loading drive, we didn't design it for both."

Textron is an American global aerospace, defense, security and advanced technologies industrial conglomerate. It was founded by Royal Little in 1923 as the Special Yarns Company, and is now headquartered in Providence, Rhode Island. Textron employs over 35,000 people worldwide. Textron includes Bell Helicopter, Cessna Aircraft, Beechcraft, E-Z-GO, and other subsidiaries. E-Z-GO designs and manufactures light transportation vehicles for golf courses and for other uses. Products include electric and internal combustion golf carts and multipurpose utility vehicles under the E-Z-Go, Cushman, and Bad Boy Buggy brands.

Hi Ernie, Got a blog post here with some funny pictures of signs which can be easily misinterpreted due to bad letter spacing. Any chance you can post it on ehowa? Best Regards, David

Hi Ernster, The hot bit of clunge in the shower is using a bottle of Original Source Tea tree & Mint shower gel. Or something from the range. Very tingly on the old nether regions but good stuff. Great site etc etc Best regards from Birmingham, England! Rob W

You know, try as I might I just can't figure out what book she's reading. Is it me, or do the credits on the back cover look like movie credits?

The Americans with Disabilities Act is often mistaken for a building code, when it is in fact a civil rights act. The public accommodations and commercial facility portion of the ADA became effective on January 26, 1992. With the passing of this legislation, additional responsibilities have been placed on building owners and managers. The Act includes an elevator exemption that does not require the owner to install an elevator in a facility that is being altered if it is less than three stories, or less than 3,000 square feet per story. Buildings not covered by this exemption are a shopping center or mall, the professional office of a health care provider, a hotel, a terminal, depot or other station used for specified public transportation, or an airport passenger terminal.

The lovely lady showing the goods is at the Chicago Cultural Center. Take care, Eric

Hey Ernie, The cow statue is in front of the Chicago Cultural Center. Keep 'em coming, Tim

Some art. A park bench. A small store. Can you find where the three of these things come together?

In 1998, Sony Corporation had its biggest product recall in history when it had to recall 700,000 video cameras after customers discovered the product inadvertently boasted ‘X-ray' capabilities. The video cameras were equipped with night vision, infra-red technology that allowed users to take pictures in dark. However when the infra-red lens was used in daylight it was able to see through certain clothes, revealing tattoos, underwear and body parts underneath. It primarily worked on dark colored, thin clothing like swimsuits, as the degree of transparency was due to how well the fabric absorbed infra-red light waves.

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March 28, 2017

Short, Sweet, and Tasteless. Yep, That's Right... It's Tasteless Tuesday.

"Ernie, I have been reading your site since I was a young Marine many moons ago. I love the site and been addicted to it since the first time I read. Lately I have found your tasteless Tuesdays pretty good and figured I could add something to it. After getting out of the Corps I went to EMT school. I thought that it was a respectable and rewarding job, and I liked the fact that I would have the power to light 'em up. My story starts with my partner and I on a normal day. We have worked together for a few years and of the thousands of calls we had run together this one took the cake. It started as a normal day, running the same mundane bullshit calls. These calls being shortness of breath, high blood pressure, you name it. It may be a huge deal to that person, but to us it wasn't. We wanted a test. You know the bus full of hemophiliac nuns falling off a cliff and into a glass factory. Shit like that. Well were doing a post move; going from one part of the city to another when the call of all calls came in. Dispatch came over the radio to give us our code 3. We were kind of confused when the only information they gave us was that it was a trauma and that we were to look at our pager for the rest of the information about the call. So I light it up and head in the direction of the call. Then the pager goes off and my partner started to read. As he read the pager he began to laugh uncontrollably. He handed me the pager and told me to read it, that I was not going to believe my eyes. Sure as shit I couldn't. It read " code-3, trauma- penis in padlock." I about shit myself and almost crashed.

At this point it became personal. I put the hammer down and we were on our way just below ludicrous speed. As we start heading up the street, we see the big red house marker (fire truck) sitting on the street. We get out and walk to the back to get our gear. The whole time relishing the smell of brakes and transmission. I look toward the front door and I see a firefighter walking out and he is trying to hold back a smile. I ask him whats going on in there and the only thing he can mutter is that we just needed to see it. We park the gurney and go inside. To what do my wondering eyes gaze upon? A completely naked man laying on the couch on the verge of hallucination. When we asked to see the padlock in question he rolled over and showed us. I couldn't believe it. This was no ordinary lock. This was one of those industrial padlocks you use on your storage units. One of those disc locks. He had slid it all the was to the base of his penis. He started it at the tip and it became uncomfortable so he kept sliding it down. At this point, his member had grown roughly to the diameter of a beer can and looked like it was going to burst apart. This being because the opening of the lock was only about an inch and a half wide and once the blood went it, it wasn't coming back out. The color it turned was something that I had never seen on a human body. It looked as if you took and purple and black crayon and mashed them together.

After a few seconds of thinking, "man, that has to hurt" and trying not to laugh, a somewhat logical thought crossed my mind. Where the fuck is the key? Turns out, it was 70 miles away with his wife. Now we get the back story. He had cheated on his wife, and to show that he wouldn't cheat on her anymore, he slapped this thing on like some sort of chastity cock ring. So my partner calls the wife and asks if she can bring us the key. No surprise she said no and that for all she cares it can just fall off, and she was going to lose the key. Only thing we can do now is get this man some help. We get him on the gurney and start to wheel him outside. The whole time his friend has his camera out and it yelling how funny this shit is and that he's putting this on youtube. I've looked for the video and can't find it. Now the questions comes up of where to take this guy. Trauma center? Somewhere with a urology specialist? The nearest hospital? It's decided that we are going to the nearest hospital, and we put him in the back and are off like greased lightning. The nearest hospital is about 10 minutes drive normally, but lights, sirens, and diesel fuel, we got there in three. On the way to the hospital I call in the hospital and let them know what we are on our way with and advise them that we are going to need a locksmith. The doctor blows me off as usual, and we arrive at the back door of the hospital. We wheel him in to a room and a doctor pulls back the covers on our patient. The first words out of his mouth were, "call a locksmith." Dumbass.

We transfer our patient to the hospital bed and I take the gurney out to the rig. I clean up the back, and make up the gurney. I tell my partner we aren't leaving till we see what happens. He might have to be transferred, and since we were there, we could do it. I jump in the driver seat and my partner begins to write his report. Ten minutes later Mr. Locksmith shows up. I ask if he knows what he was called for and of course he has no clue. So I hand him a pair of gloves and give him a smirk. Boy is he in for a shock. We follow him in laughing between ourselves and show him where to go. When he sees the lock, and its position, he informed the staff that this was the hardest lock to break into, and he would be back. Here I'm thinking this guys got a special lock picking kit he is going to go get. Nope. He came back with a hammer, vice grips, and Flathead screw driver and a power drill with extra bits. My partner has to go outside when he sees the tools. The locksmith then goes to work. I applaud this man, because he treated the situations like it was another day breaking into a lock. He starts with a small drill bit to work on the tumblers. During this stage we all forget that two metals rubbing together make heat. The patient goes into a panic and screams like a wild banshee. One of the nurses grab some water and doused him. My partner and I grab some syringes full of saline and keep the area cool while the locksmith goes back to work. After ten minutes of the small bit, its time to really open this lock up. He goes for the big bit. He starts to drill again, working the drill up to speed when the drill bit bites into the lock. At this point, there are about eight people standing around watching and all had the same reaction. Doubled over in horror of what just happened. I seriously though he had ripped it off. Now the patient is whaling like a air raid siren. The locksmith is nauseous, and has to walk away for a moment.

A minute or so later, we are ready to get back to work. The locksmith though, puts the lock into the pair of vice grips and told the patient to hang on as tight as he could. My partner and I resumed our cooling measures. It took another few minutes, and a couple more close calls and he was finally through the lock. He grabbed the screwdriver and with a flick of his wrist it was open. The doctor slid off the lock. At this point we figured that blood would beginning to circulate again. We were wrong. After ten minutes more the thing looked the same. At that point we left. We never found out what had happened. I don't think it was good though." -- Jesse

Ernie, I was able to find a location that was 1 kilometer away from where your sign should have been, followed Streetview upstream a considerable distance, and no sign. So I'm not sure if your A590 sign exists any longer; or of course, it was installed after August 2016 but from the image quality, I doubt it. - Memphis

Hey Ernie. I found your wings place but it's not a restauarant, it's a beach supply store, which explains the sale on women's swimsuits. Nice try, you tricky bastard. Jeff.

Newport, originally introduced in 1957 by the Lorillard Tobacco Company, is a brand of menthol cigarettes owned by R.J. Reynolds Tobacco Company. Newports comprise about 35 percent of menthol cigarette sales in the U.S. Newports have gained a commanding share of the African-American market; a 2005 survey stated that 49.5% of all cigarette sales to African Americans were Newport cigarettes. Newport is now the second best selling cigarette brand in the United States, trailing only Altria's Marlboro brand. The Newport brand also includes a non-menthol cigarette introduced in the early 2000s. On the box, the words "Menthol Box" for shorts and "Menthol Box 100s" for 100s were replaced simply with "Cigarettes".

We've done enough of these for me to be reasonably sure this photo was taken somewhere along the Folsom Street Fair, but I can't figure out exactly where. Can you help me out? I'd like to untie these knots before any circulation gets cut off.

Prisoner of war Jeremiah Denton declared his loyalty to the U.S. government during a 1966 interview for what was supposed to be a propaganda film. But his enraged captors missed his more covert message: "T-O-R-T-U-R-E," blinked into the camera in Morse code, a dispatch that would alert the U.S. military to the conditions he endured. Denton, who would survive 7 1/2 years confined in a tiny, stinking, windowless cell at the infamous "Hanoi Hilton" and other camps before his release in 1973, died of heart problems Friday in Virginia Beach at age 89, according to his grandson Edward Denton. "... --- / .-.. --- -. --. / .- -.. -- .. .-. .- .-.. / -.. . -. - --- -. --..-- / .-- . / .... .- .-. -.. .-.. -.-- / -.- -. . .-- / -.-- ."

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March 27, 2017

Florida: We Have No Taxes, No Pants, and No Chill.

Ibn Ali Miller, the man who broke up a fight between two teens in a now viral video, was honored in Atlantic City on Wednesday. Choking back tears, he used his moment in the spotlight to honor someone else - his mother.

Icehouse was Americas first domestic ice beer when it was introduced in 1993. Icehouse is ice brewed below freezing resulting in the formulation of ice crystals and a bold, never watered-down taste that you enjoy each time you drink an ice-cold Icehouse. It has a dark golden appearance and satisfying malt character without a sweet flavor that is typical of other high ABV products. Introduced in June 2012, Icehouse Edge is an ice lager/malt liquor that is 8.0% alcohol by volume.

The German Shepherd and the Belgian Malinois are often mistaken for each other due mostly to their similar color and builds. There are however, differences in their physical makeups and in their dispositions and natures that play a big role in how well they will adapt and fit in to different lifestyles. The Belgian Malinois is a somewhat smaller dog than the German Shepherd and has a lighter structure. Their height is generally between 24-26 inches and their weight range is between 60-65 lbs. Their coats are most commonly fawn, red or dark brown. The Belgian Malinois has a much more adaptable nature than the German Shepherd allowing them to adjust to many different environments and lifestyles. This means that they can live in smaller living spaces as long as they are properly exercised.

Hi Ernie: Your girl is at Cheddar's Scratch Kitchen. They have 163 locations so I'm not sure what locations she's at but here is a copy of the menu - the price is on the menu in the link is $8.29. I think I would have gone for the buffalo chicken wrapper! Martov

The woman is looking at the menu a Cheddar's Scratch Kitchen … She is ordering the Maple Bacon Chicken Sandwich and is paying $8.29 … I did an exhaustive search of EVERY Cheddar's in the U.S. and found that menu prices vary from city to city (I'm retired and have lots of time to problem solve) … the ONLY location that has a menu at that price point and and outdoor seating is located at 15119 NB I-35 Pflugerville, TX 78660. Here's the link. Cheers! Scott from NYC

Well to be honest, the thought that prices would very so much from one locale to anothert didn't really occur to me, but basically I was shooting for Cheddars as a whole. So kudos on that, but I know there are other locations that offer outdoor seating so I'm not entirely sure Pflugerville is the exact location, because the tables there don't seem to match up to the ones she is sitting at.

PRODUCT IDENTIFICATION: this one is easy -- it's Softsoap's Pomegranate And Mango body wash -- but this one is more difficult.

Hey Ernie, Your train wanderer is strolling down the waterfront in Cologne, Germany. The bridge that the train is crossing is called the Hohenzollernbrucke - 6 tracks wide, open only to rail and pedestrian traffic, it is the most heavily traveled rail bridge in Germany, with over 1200 trains crossing daily.

Dude, this one was hard. Lots of time digging and searching on your rooftop Asian girl. She is on top of tower 2, I think, of the Sunyard International Tower in Hangzhou China. Using the Chinese Google, Baidu, I was finally able to get a better translation of the characters from the image and that lead me to a company name. Then on to a headquarters and while no night shot, you can make out red on the short side and white on the long side roof top sign. This was a challenge! Pano of building and Name on front. Always fun - Wade

I tried to get a 3d view of the building via Streetview to see if the rooftop sign was visible, but no joy. So instead, how about a little LOCATION IDENTIFICATION: we've all seen the charging bull statue in New York City -- but can you find this lesser known specimen?

Micrell is specially formulated with a quick-acting antimicrobial agent (PCMX) to kill germs, a light scent and an effective degreasing agent that makes it perfect for foodservice environments. Its non-irritating formula also makes Micrell ideal for frequent use in a variety of settings, including schools, health clubs, restauranta, offices and recreation areas.

That time Marines in a firefight called customer service for help with an M-107
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31 Shelter Dogs Who Are Really, Really Excited About Being Adopted
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Boy using sisters head as a basketball backboard!
Construction Workers Catch Thief - Wait For It
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March 25, 2017

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.

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President Trump hosted the nation's most decorated war heroes in recognition of the rarely celebrated Medal of Honor Day.

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shamrock the retired race horse wants to run
Total carnage as Deere hits a railway bridge
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Hit and Run in Sterling VA, I followed the guy.
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jared fogle attacker hailed as american hero ...(read prison letters)
Confessions Of A Dude With A Micro-Penis
Chihuahua missing for five days is found in an abandoned mine after villagers fund eye-in-the-sky
North Korea's New Propaganda Video Is Deadly Serious

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March 24, 2017

Today Is National Cheesesteak Day. AND National Cocktail Day. Coincidence? I Think Not.

Happy National Cheesesteak Day 2017! Here are the best ways to celebrate. As for me, I'm just too fucking hungry to be picky, so I'm probably going to order the very first sandwich on the menu. Where am I going and how much am I paying?

Infinite Jest is a 1996 novel by American writer David Foster Wallace. The lengthy and complex work takes place in a North American dystopia, centering on a junior tennis academy and a nearby substance-abuse recovery center. The novel touches on many topics, including addiction and recovery, suicide, family relationships, entertainment and advertising, film theory, U.S.–Canada relations, and tennis. Time magazine included the novel in its 2005 list of the 100 best English-language novels published since 1923. Infinite Jest is a bestseller in literary fiction, having sold 44,000 copies by the end of its first year of publication. The novel has continued to sell steadily and attract critical commentary. As of 2016, Infinite Jest worldwide sales have exceeded one million copies.

Here's the plan. Fill a basket/backpack/tote bag with essential gear so you can quickly head out the door all summer long the moment the picnic mood strikes. No more wasting time tracking things down. No more forgetting important stuff, like the bottle opener. And the food? It can be as spontaneous as a trip to the deli, or as thought-out as you want it to be.

Oh, so you think you know trains, huh? Well tell me everything there is to know about this red train.

That statue is on the Charles Bridge in Prague. And while the statue was removed for the Google map photo, I'm pretty sure it's this one. Nick

Hey Ernie, Love the site. Thank you for your work on the site and never selling out. The young lady on the Charles Bridge in Prague is sitting next to the statues of Saints Vincent Ferrer and Procopius. Wiki states that this is "One of the most artistically important pieces on the bridge, this statue was sculpted by Ferdinand Brokoff in 1712, paid for by Romedius Josef František, the count Thun and lord of Choltice. St. Vincent is on the left, with a coffin and a kneeling penitent sinner by his legs. Saint Procopius of Sázava stands on a devil to the right." I also wanted to give you my condolences on losing Ike. I know that shit ain't easy. Take care, Phil

Hello Ernie, the statue she's sitting next to is on the Charles Bridge in Prague. You can see a panoramic view from where she is standing here in google Maps, but the statue is gone ... maybe with the nice looking black-haired lady on the photo. Greeteings from Germany, Sascha

And if you're one of those peopler who doesn't like cheessteaks -- or put another way, you're a communist -- you'll probably be able to tide yourself with an order of wings. Where are you headed to?

Rainier Brewing Company was a Seattle, Washington, company that brewed Rainier Beer, a popular brand in the Pacific Northwest of the United States. Although Rainier was founded in 1884, the Seattle site had been brewing beer since 1878. The beer is no longer brewed in Seattle, nor is the company owned locally. In the late 1990s, the company was sold to Stroh's, then to Pabst Brewing Company, though Miller contract brews most of Pabst's beers. The Rainier Brewing Company was closed by Pabst in 1999 and sold.

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March 23, 2017

Insert Your Favorite Title Here.

Diamonds are renowned for their ability to transmit light and sparkle so intensely. We often think of a diamond's cut as shape (round, heart, oval, marquise, pear), but a diamond's cut grade is really about how well a diamond's facets interact with light. Precise artistry and workmanship are required to fashion a stone so its proportions, symmetry and polish deliver the magnificent return of light only possible in a diamond. A diamond's cut is crucial to the stone's final beauty and value. And of all the diamond 4Cs, it is the most complex and technically difficult to analyze. The cushion cut diamond combines a square cut with rounded corners, much like a pillow. This classic cut has been around for almost 200 years, and for the first century of its existence was the most popular diamond shape.

The A590 is a trunk road in southern Cumbria, in the north-west of England. It runs north-east to south-west from M6 junction 36, through the towns of Ulverston and Barrow-in-Furness to terminate at Vickerstown on Walney Island. The road is a mixture of dual carriageway and single carriageway, with the section east of Low Newton, Cumbria to the M6 being mainly dual. The road is the main route for tourists entering the southern Lake District. It has often humorously been described as "the longest cul-de-sac in the world". Can you show me where along its route this photo was taken?

Question: what can you tell me about the statue she's sitting next to?

Ernie, this small marina is in Zurich. She is overlooking the River Limmat, and the twin spires of Grossmünster. Fun one today - Wade

Ernie, The young yellow haired lass is standing in between the first and second dock on Stadhausquai Street in Zurich Switzerland; on the Limmat channel. The church across the street is the Grossmünster church completed in 1220. They build em pretty in Switzerland. The church is nice too! Here's a link to map and a link to a panoramic view from where she is standing. -Fish

Question: what brand sun block is this?

Tackle quick cleaning touch-ups and help stop the spread of germs with Lysol Disinfecting Wipes, which eliminate cold and flu viruses, helping to keep surfaces healthy year-round. Strong enough for even the toughest messes, Lysol Disinfecting Wipes can be used on most hard, non-porous surfaces. In addition to killing 99.9% of bacteria and viruses, Lysol Disinfecting Wipes also remove more than 95% of allergens, including pet dander, dust mites, and pollen.

So far no joy on tracking down this Asian sign.

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March 22, 2017

Believe It Or Not, Things Are Almost Starting To Get Back To Normal.

The Ford Escape is a compact crossover vehicle sold by Ford since 2000 over three generations. Ford released the original model in 2000 for the 2001 model year -- a model jointly developed and released with Mazda of Japan -- who took a lead in the engineering of the two models and sold their version as the Mazda Tribute. Mainstream production of the first generation Escape/Tribute ended in late 2006. Second generations of the Ford Escape, Mercury Mariner, and Mazda Tribute were released in 2007 for the 2008 model year, but mostly restricted to North America. Ford released a third generation in 2012 for the 2013 model year, again, limited to North America. In 2015, Ford Motor Company sold a record high of 306,492 Ford Escapes.

Similar to wrist watches the hip flask began to appear in the form it is recognized today in the 18th century, initially used by members of the gentry. However, less compact versions had been in production for several centuries. Notably, in the Middle Ages, there are several accounts of gutted fruit being used to store liquor. During the 18th century, women boarding docked British warships would smuggle gin into the ship via makeshift flasks, created from pig's bladders and hidden inside their petticoats. Following the act of prohibition in 1920s America, the state of Indiana banned the sale of cocktail shakers and hip flasks. Antique hip flasks, particularly those made of silver, are now sought-after collector's items, while most modern flasks are made from stainless steel. Some modern flasks are made of plastic so as to avoid detection by metal detectors.

Here's a terrific two part challenge: First you have to translate it, then you have to find it.

Hi Ernie. that hot naked chick is at the very politically incorrect South of the Border-Pedroland at South of the Border, 3346 US-301, Hamer, SC 29547. Google Street View fucked me so here is the website, and you can see the sign over to the right. Lata Gata, Eric

Hey Ernie, It looks like Ms. South of the Border got herself those nice, white leather boots at Pedro's Leather Shop at South of the Border in South Carolina. If you look closely on the Google Earth view you can see the shadow of the giraffe. Here is another view as seen from I-95. Can't believe I've gotten a few lately; the Richmond and Wash Monument ones. Just too late at getting them in! Mike

Hi Ernie, long time reader. Love the site, haven't posted much. I would assume that most folks that were stationed near Fayettenam, NC (Fort Bragg and No-hope Pope AFB) are familiar with South of the Border. I probably would have gone more often if the scenery were similar to the pic. But the House of Dolls and the Fantasy Club were a lot closer, and had more of the kinds of slots I would have rather thrown money at. Regards, Clay

Old and busted: Where in the world is Carmen Santiago. The new hotness: Where in the world is this small marina?

Mass Effect: Andromeda is an action role-playing video game developed by BioWare and published by Electronic Arts for PlayStation 4, Xbox One and Microsoft Windows. The game was released in North America on March 21, 2017 and in Europe on March 23, 2017. It is the fourth entry overall in the Mass Effect series and the first since Mass Effect 3. The game begins within the Milky Way Galaxy during the 22nd century, where humanity is planning to populate new home worlds in the Andromeda Galaxy as part of a strategy called the Andromeda Initiative. The player assumes the role of either Scott or Sara Ryder, an inexperienced military recruit who joins the Initiative and wakes up in Andromeda following a 600-year journey.

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March 21, 2017

Bollocks, I Almost Forgot A Title.

ACCORDING TO 4CHAN, where a lot of the nudes have leaked originally, someone posted a list of the celebs supposedly involved in The Fappening 2.0.

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"The world is your oyster" is a quote from Shakespeare's The Merry Wives of Windsor. "Falstaff: I will not lend thee a penny. Pistol: Why then the world's mine oyster, Which I with sword will open. Falstaff: Not a penny." The original implication of the phrase is that Pistol is going to use violent means (sword) to steal his fortune (the pearl one finds in an oyster). We inherit the phrase, absent its original violent connotation, to mean that the world is ours to enjoy.

With all of this Trump talk about building a wall to keep people from heading north, I wonder how many people are still heading south.... South of the Border, as it were. Can you show where?

The lovely lady on the boardwalk is standing right where Pier 63 meets Pier 62 on the Seattle waterfront. Greg

Your girl was strolling on pier 62 on Puget Sound in Seattle, WA. She was standing right about here. Rick

Oh, and what the hell kind of vacuum cleaner is this?

Most sources say that the clementine orange came to exist because of accidental hybridization, with the first fruits discovered by Brother Clément Rodier (after whom the fruit was named in French and then English) in the garden of his orphanage in Misserghin, Algeria. However, there are claims it originated in China much earlier; one source describes it as nearly identical to the Canton mandarin widely grown in the Guangxi and Guangdong provinces in China. The clementine is not always easy to distinguish from varieties of mandarin oranges. As such, it should not be confused with similar fruit such as the satsuma or honey sweet orange, or other popular varieties.

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March 20, 2017

Holy Shit, We're More Than Halfway Through March Already.

Fairy is a brand of washing-up liquid produced by Procter & Gamble at their West Thurrock factory, in England, launched in 1950. Fairy liquid is traditionally green, prompting the well-known advertising jingle "Now hands that do dishes can feel as soft as your face with mild green Fairy Liquid". As of 2015, Fairy is sold in most parts of Europe, although regional names vary. Fairy liquid is available in a variety of colour and scent combinations. Fairy was released onto the Australian market in 2011 and is quickly growing to become one of the most popular choices available within the country. Fairy is also sold in Germany; in 2000 it was briefly renamed Dawn -- the brand used in the United States market -- but after sharply declining sales due to an unfamiliar brand, the Fairy name was revived in 2002. In Sweden, Fairy is branded as Yes, and in the Netherlands it is marketed as Dreft.

Loratadine, sold under the brand name Claritin among others, is a medication used to treat allergies including hay fever and hives. In 1998, in an unprecedented action, the American insurance company Anthem petitioned the FDA to allow loratadine and two other antihistamines to be made available over the counter while it was still under patent; the FDA granted the request, which was not binding on manufacturers. It is also available in combination with pseudoephedrine, a decongestant, and marketed as Claritin-D.

Ernie, that red thing on the counter looks like a Keurig Espresso maker in Imperial Red... Jason

It's a Kureg and it looks like it's sitting on this. Nick

Burger King is taking a page from its competitors and adding Doritos to the menu. The fast food giant's latest mash-up is called the Steakhouse Doritos Burger, and there's not much to it: Just a few Doritos thrown on top of two beef patties covered in cheese. Spain is one of the largest markets in Europe for Burger King, and if the Dorito Steakburger tests well there, it could appear on US menus.

MasterCraft is a United States-based manufacturer of luxury high-performance boats that was founded in 1968 and is currently headquartered in Vonore, Tennessee. MasterCraft boats are the most popular and recognized brand for use in waterskiing, wakeboarding and wakesurfing, though the company has also produced several boats that are not focused on water sports. Some of its most popular boats today are the Prostar series of direct drive ski boats, and the X-Series Wakeboard boats, many of which share hulls with the Prostar series, but come equipped with wakeboard-specific features such as ballast tanks and a wakeboard tower.

The American flags are those that surround the Washington Monument in Washington, D.C. You can see the crenellated top of the Smithsonian tower over the trees in the background; also the dome of the National Museum of Natural History. Love your website. Charlie

Hi Ernie, Just finished an article about cool vanity license plates from the movies. Kind Regards, David

Maleficent is the main villain of Walt Disney's 1959 film Sleeping Beauty. She is characterized as the "Mistress of All Evil" who, after not being invited to a christening, curses the infant Princess Aurora to "prick her finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel and die" before the sun sets on Aurora's sixteenth birthday. Now should Maleficent need to get her carriage repaired, she would most likely take it to D&D Auto Body, which let's be honest, isn't all that much of a challenge to find. So instead I'm going to ask you to take me for a stroll on this boardwalk.

The Miser is a five-act comedy in prose by the French playwright Molière. It was first performed on September 9, 1668, in the theatre of the Palais-Royal in Paris. The play was first produced when Molière's company was under the protection of Louis XIV himself. It was loosely based on the Latin comedy Aulularia by Plautus, from which many incidents and scraps of dialogue are borrowed, as well as from contemporary Italian farces. if you're interested, you can still buy the Czech version of the play -- titled Lakomec -- here.

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March 18, 2017

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.

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March 17, 2017

Two Irishmen Walk Out Of A Bar. Hey, It Could Happen.

A Irishman, Englishman and a black guy are all in the maternity ward. The doctor comes through with congratulations to them all, explaining that they are all the proud new fathers of baby sons. However he says, there has been a problem. "We were really busy, and somehow we have managed to get your three sons mixed up." In order to sort the situation out the doctor suggests they draw lots to see who gets first choice. The result is that the Irishman gets first choice. The Doctor takes the Irishman through to the three babies. "I'll take that one," he says pointing to the little black child. "Hold on," says the doctor, "that's obviously not your son, he's as brown as a chocolate bar and both you and your wife are white." "I know," replies the Irishman, "but one of the other two is English, and I'm just not prepared to take that risk."

An Irishman was flustered not being able to find a parking space in a large mall's parking lot. "Lord," he prayed, "I can't stand this. If you open a space up for me, I swear I'll give up drinking me whiskey, and I promise to go to church every Sunday." Suddenly, the clouds parted and the sun shone on an empty parking spot. Without hesitation the Irishman said, "Never mind,I found one."

Q. How can you tell that an Irishman is married?
A. He eats his potatoes cooked.

Q. Why did the Irishman cross the road?
A. To pass out in the other ditch.

Q. What's an Irish homosexual?
A. An Irishman who likes girls more than whiskey.

Q. What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?
A. On St. Patrick's Day, everybody wishes they were Irish.

Q. What's the difference between a Kennedy and an Irishman?
A. After three shots the Irish guy is still standing.

Woman: "Help, help, an Irishman tried to rape me!"
Cop: "How do you know he was Irish?"
Woman: "I had to help him."

Q. Why don't Irish men ever exercise?
A. They figure if God had wanted them to bend over, He would have put the booze on the floor.

"Dad," asked the kid, "can I have five dollars to buy a guinea pig?"
"Aw son, here's twenty dollars, son. Go find yourself a nice Irish girl."

Q. Did you hear about the guy who was half Irish, half Jewish?
A. He wanted a drink but he couldn't bring himself to buy one.

Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar.

Q. What do you get when you cross a black with a Irishman?
A. Leprecoon.

Q. What's an Irish 7-course meal?
A. A 6-pack and a potato.

Normally I try to keep the FRIDAY FLICKS contained to YouTube because they're clean, easy and pop-up free, but there's been a disturbing trend of shitty copies of movies making their way online lately. For example, if I wanted to feature Leprechaun in the Hood (with Ice T!) all of the copies I can find have this shitty grid pattern. (one and two -- this happens for almost all movies uploaded between October and November of last year, and belonging to 'named' accounts. So as an alternative -- and make sure your popup blockers are turned on -- you can check out 2000's Leprechaun in the Hood [download] or 1997's Leprechaun in Space [download].

Young Schmitty was taking confession, when he told the Irish priest that he was having impure thoughts about his sister. "Is this a sin, Father?" he asked. The priest nodded and said, "Yes Schmitty, indeed it is a sin...Look at the two beautiful brothers you have."

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March 16, 2017

No Dice, PICC Line Stays In Until Tomorrow.

A water stop on a railroad is a place where trains stop to replenish water; the term originates from the times of steam engines when large amounts of water were essential. During the very early days of steam locomotives, water stops were necessary every 7–10 miles and consumed much travel time. With the introduction of tenders -- a special car containing water and fuel -- trains could run 100–150 miles without a refill. Many water stops along new railways evolved into new settlements. When a train stopped for water and was positioned by a water tower, the boilerman swung out the spigot arm over the water tender and "jerked" the chain to begin watering. This gave rise to a 19th-century slang term "Jerkwater town" for towns too insignificant to have a regular train station.

In 1871 Thomas Lipton of Glasgow, Scotland used his small savings to open his own shop, and by the 1880s the business had grown to more than 200 shops. Lipton began travelling the world for new items to stock in this store. One such item was tea, since sales had doubled from £40 million from the late 1870s to £80 million by the mid-1880s. However, he believed the price was far too high, so in 1890 he purchased his own tea gardens in Ceylon, now Sri Lanka, and packaged and sold the first Lipton tea. Staying true to this vision, he arranged packaging and shipping at low costs and sold his tea in packets by the pound, half pound, and quarter pound, with the advertising slogan: "Direct from the tea gardens to the teapot." Lipton teas were an immediate success in the United States.

What the hell is that red thing on the counter? A coffee maker? A soda fountain?

Now this was a challenge! She is picking wild flowers just outside of Lodenice, Czech on Karlstejnska Road south of Hwy 10 near the town rail station. The trick was finding the bus route. Looking up the bus company, I found the 1201 bus with those plates was assigned to route 425. I finally found Rt425; It run between Beroun and Morinka.She is just south of Stop #34. Dennis

After finding this gallery I was able to track down the location on Karlstenjnska between Janska and Lodenice outside Prague. I tracked down the car with the Autoskola sign and found the phone number 311 625 965 listed in Beroun, then it was just follow the track. Rick

A keyless entry system is an electronic lock that controls access to a building or vehicle without using a traditional mechanical key. The term keyless entry system originally meant a lock controlled by a keypad located at or near the driver's door, that required pressing a predetermined numeric code for entry. One of the first introductions was in 1980 on the Ford Thunderbird, Mercury Cougar, Lincoln Continental Mark VI, and Lincoln Town Car, which Ford called Keyless Entry System (later renamed SecuriCode). It was a keypad on the driver-side exterior door just above the door handle. These systems, having evolved into a hidden touch-activated keypad, are still available on certain Ford or Lincoln models.

Now do your patriotic duty and find these American flags!

The flag of the People's Republic of China is a red field charged with five golden stars. The design features one large star, with four smaller stars in a semicircle set off towards the fly (the side farthest from the flag pole). The red represents the communist revolution; the five stars and their relationship represent the unity of the Chinese people under the leadership of the Communist Party of China. I have no idea what just two smaller stars stands for.

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March 15, 2017

Off To The Doc To Find Out Whether Or Not My PICC Line Gets Removed Today.

Motorboating is defined as the act of placing one's head between a woman's breasts and making the sound of a motorboat with one's lips whilst moving the head from side to side. I used to think it was something recent, most notably this scene from Wedding Crashers, but it turns out its roots go back to a spoofed American Express commercial from 1980.

Powell's Books is a chain of bookstores in Portland, Oregon, and its surrounding metropolitan area. Powell's headquarters, dubbed Powell's City of Books, claims to be the largest independent new and used bookstore in the world. Powell's City of Books is located in the Pearl District on the edge of downtown and occupies a full city block between NW 10th and 11th Avenuea. It contains over 68,000 square feet, about 1.6 acres of retail floor space. CNN rates it one of the ten "coolest" bookstores in the world. The inventory for its retail and online sales is over four million new, used, rare, and out-of-print books. Powell's buys around 3,000 used books a day.

KitchenAid is an American home appliance brand owned by Whirlpool Corporation. The company was started in 1919 by The Hobart Corporation to produce stand mixers; the "H-5" was the first model introduced. The company faced stiff competition as rivals moved into this emerging market, and introduced its trademarked silhouette in the 1930s with the model "K", the work of designer Egmont Arens. The KitchenAid standard design has remained relatively unchanged since then, and the silhouette has since been made a registered trademark with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office. In 1997 the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art selected the KitchenAid stand mixer as an icon of American design.

The Tragedy of Hamlet is a tragedy written by William Shakespeare at an uncertain date between 1599 and 1602. Set in the Kingdom of Denmark, the play dramatises the revenge Prince Hamlet is called to wreak upon his uncle, Claudius, by the ghost of Hamlet's father, King Hamlet. Claudius had murdered his own brother and seized the throne, also marrying his deceased brother's widow. There's a lot of wisdom in Shakespeare's Hamlet Act I, Scene 3: "Neither a borrower nor a lender be; For loan oft loses both itself and friend, And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry. This above all- to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man. Farewell. My blessing season this in thee!"

Well, it looks like they've finished painting the outside of the New Star-Ell liquor store.

Oldest Living Pearl Harbor Veteran Turns 105
Man Saves Girlfriend From potentially Fatal Motorcycle Crash
the universe is endless
boy these people sure do love pink
Bill would mandate New York gun owners keep $250K in liability insurance
Videos show good Samaritan shooting LCSO deputy's attacker
well this is about the creepiest fucking thing ever
nothing says i love you like heart shaped waffles
but without the government, who will protect us from the ice rinks?
having a great time but not good with heights
they call it fashion
Do you know anyone with TURD?
We have gotten pretty good at this bald to beautiful thing.... Also, We love Hercules
5 more women who received the Distinguished Flying Cross
Girl Does Routine with Light up Hula Hoop
Mila Azul In The Bathroom
Agatha - bigtitted polish glamourgirl on holiday
Rita Ora Steps Out of a Car for a Downblouse View
Nikki Sims Sheer White Robe
Batgirl Vs Dr Doomsday
She's deaf and Asian....So getting her sign a waiver for anal was
sexy amateur girrlfriend on blue bed

March 14, 2017

A Tasteless Blast From The Past.

"Now, I'm a 32 year old guy, and I've taken my fair share of dumps in my life so it wasn't very difficult to tell something was wrong right away. Dropped trou, sat down, followed the urge to purge and was rewarded with a very unique shooting pain from down under. It wasn't so bad that I fell off the john, but it was bad enough that I took immediate notice. I gingerly finished my duties and reached for an extra large handful of tissue, not really knowing what to expect. Everyone, from time to time, experiences a nasty or messy bowel movement. The kind of dump where you feel like calling in the Hazmat team to handle the clean up. I was expecting something along these lines, maybe even some blood. I was prepared. I can handle gross, bloody messes. After all, with enough TP and some clean water everything ends up back to normal.

So down I reach with a huge wad of white, fluffy Charmin anticipating the chore ahead, but as soon as I touched my ass I was practically knocked unconscious by the pain. Sharp, immediate all-consuming pain. After taking a moment to recover, I began gingerly cleaning up and discovered that my problem wasn't coming from the asshole, but just above it, and to the left. Sort of like a pimple, but unbelievably sensitive. "Ah shit, (no pun intended) I've got a zit on my left cheek," I thought. "Well, I'd better pop the little fucker." So I brace for the pain, grab either side and give a big squeeze expecting it to let go like a geyser. No such luck. All I got for my trouble was enough pain to make me see stars. Since I was clean and had been in the office bathroom for way too long at this point, I decided to just deal with it later and go back to work.

The rest of the day passed without too much trouble, but I was constantly shifting around and uncomfortable. I figured after all the manipulation that morning that the little fucker plaguing my ass would come to a nice head and I could dispose of it when I got home. No such luck. What followed was three days of self-inflicted torture. The thing just kept getting bigger and bigger, and more and more painful. Several times I thought I had it beat. I could have sworn that I felt it pop a bit, but the surface remained unbroken and it would always fill back up.

Eventually, after four days of pain, I had had enough. While taking a nice hot shower I got the bugger nice and big and, instead of trying to pop it, I grabbed the surface skin between my fingernails and RIPPED the sucker open! I was rewarded with an immediate and satisfying gush of nasty pus. It felt immediately better. I thought I'd beaten it. Man, was I wrong. For the next week, the damn thing just kept filling up. Sometimes heroically so. It was amazing, no matter how much I emptied it, it just kept filling back up. About this time I noticed something else very strange. I was at a party, and had eaten a big bowl of chili for lunch. The result was a massive case of gas that I didn't really want to release in a crowded group, but every time I'd feel it coming and bear down to keep it in, I'd feel a little tickle of gas escaping.

This happened several times that night, and into the next day. I was beginning to think maybe something was seriously wrong. I really began to think so when after taking a fairly soft crap, I was amazed to find that shit was coming out of my pimple head!! But the only way that could be was if... OH MY GOD! THE FUCKER GOES ALL THE WAY THROUGH!! I felt sick. This was just too weird. I was defective. Genetically aberrant. I'd have to go through life shitting out of two holes. I called my doctor.

Why is it that every time you've got something nasty wrong with you, your doctor's nurse has to be the cutest, youngest possible nurse in the state? Anyway, I tell little Miss Washington State my story and she, after giving me a look that says how nasty I am, puts me in a room to wait. In comes the doctor and asks for the story again. I ask him, so why the hell did I just tell it to the cute nurse? Something about procedure, he said. He then told me what the hell it was. It seems everyone is blessed by nature with several anal glands. These glands are internal versions of the pores on our skin, but go deeper. Usually, they don't cause anyone any problems and we go about our lives blissfully unaware of there existence.

For an unfortunate few, like myself, they become infected. When this happens, they back up but instead of just resolving themselves internally, the sadistic little fuckers make for the surface and come burrowing out of your ass creating a tube connecting the outside world to your inside ass. This tube is a fistula. More good news, the only way to fix it is with surgery. More, more good news, it's not the kind of surgery where they simply give you a shot and stitch the hole closed. Oh no, that would be far too simple, for you see the entire length of the tube needs to be opened up and scraped raw so that it can heal closed from the inside out.

Imagine starting a small tube about 5 inches inside your rectum. Run that tube perpendicularly away from your rectum for a couple of inches into your body, then begin to veer it out. Eventually it'll reach the surface, but might be several inches away from where your rectum becomes your asshole. Fun, huh? This entire tract that the tube takes needs to be sliced open. Basically, this amounts to having the doctors butterfly your ass open. Then they don't even have the decency to close you back up! You've got to heal closed on your own so as to not risk infection. I spent over a month with raw, oozing, butterflied ass tissue dripping nasty yellowish fluid, bleeding from time to time all over my shorts. I stuffed myself with gauss, panty liners and tape, but it would still seep through.

I couldn't sit for over a week. When I could, I would trigger a new round of bleeding every time I sat down. I'm not even going to go into what it was like to take a shit under these conditions. Pure, condensed nasty. Eventually I just started going directly from the toilet to the shower. It saved at least 20 rolls of toilet paper. I'm fine now, but if it ever happens again I think I'll just take a Ferrari for a test drive and help myself to a nice, painless High Speed Flaming Death." ~ Matthew

The individual wearing nothing but green body paint near the golden retriever (might be a yellow lab) appears to be standing in front of the Fleur de Lis Garden Ornaments LLC located at: 3623 Leary Way, NW Seattle, WA 98107. They are standing on the side along Leary Way. Here's a pic. Dave

Hey Ernie, The golden retriever behind the green goblin with the huge dangling clitoris is in Seattle. 3726 Leary Way NW Seattle, Washington. Chris

Shit, you're right. That's a yellow lab, not a golden retrever. My bad. I'd like to make it upo top you by taking your out for some sushi. Where are we headed to?

If you want a back scrubber that is modern, upscale, spa quality, and made to last, then a loofah is the scrubber for you. Because this scrubber is made with real loofah, you never have to worry about bristles falling out as can happen with hand-held brushes. Loofah is natural and bio-degradable; it doesn't have the offensive smell that comes with sisal and hemp scrubbers.

olly may not have won the contest, but he's won our hearts
Female jogger in Seattle uses self-defense tactics to fend off brutal assault
just changing the tire in saudi arabia
some guy took 2 years to splice breaking bad down into a 2 hour movie
i see your plumbing apprenticeship is coming along well
this seems to be a lot of people's logic lately
Doc Holliday's famous pistol returns to the city of his death
Tunnel Street Race Crash
Ozzy Man Reviews: MMA Showboating Fail
now these are some tires
$300,000 McLaren sports car destroyed in crash, driver charged
if it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid
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More than 150 attend vigil for cat tortured to death in Clearfield; reward in case passes $49K
Mountain Rescue Dog Has Fun Sliding on Snow
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Cybergirl Hilary C in Soft Pink
Wifey's Perfect Breasts
amazing blonde nudist goes for a walk in the country side
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She is very proud of her fine ass and tight pussy! She is so happy to show it and share it with anybody interested.

March 13, 2017

Boy, This Spring Forward Shit Has Got me All Fucked Up.

The Literature Major allows students to address fundamental questions about the nature, function, and value of literature in a broadly comparative context. Majors read and write about a wide variety of literary works across periods, genres, and national traditions. They investigate traditional and contemporary approaches to literary study, ancient and modern literary theory, and the relationship of literature to film and to other branches of the arts and sciences. The Literature Major offers students the freedom to construct a program of study that reflects their intellectual goals. All students planning to major in Literature should register with the Director of Undergraduate Studies, who will work with them to develop a coherent, well-focused sequence of courses suited to their individual interests.

In Eastern Asian architecture, the hip-and-gable roof comprise a hip roof that slopes down on all four sides and integrates a gable on two opposing sides. It is usually constructed with two large sloping roof sections in the front and back respectively, while the two sides each are usually constructed with a smaller roof section. The style is of Chinese origin and has spread across Asia. The original style and similar styles are found in the traditional architecture of Japan, Korea, Vietnam, Mongolia, Tibet, Nepal, Sri Lanka, Kalmykia and among others.

The Golden Retriever is a large-sized breed of dog bred as gun dogs to retrieve shot waterfowl such as ducks and upland game birds during hunting and shooting parties, and were named 'retriever' because of their ability to retrieve shot game undamaged. Golden Retrievers have an instinctive love of water, and are easy to train to basic or advanced obedience standards. They are a long-coated breed, with a dense inner coat that provides them with adequate warmth in the outdoors, and an outer coat that lies flat against their bodies and repels water. Golden Retrievers are well suited to residency in suburban or country environments. Although they need substantial outdoor exercise, they should be housed in a fenced area because of their instinctual tendency to roam. Any idea where this Golden Retriever roamed to?

I've made some headway on finding your railroad tracks, but haven't been able to narrow it down just yet. Probo Trans Beroun is a bus company located in the Czech Republic. I've identified the 1201 bus shown in the photo, but can't find a route. Hopefully someone else can run from there? Gregg.

Jessie Peck has many bald eagle friends when he walks out on the deck of this fishing boat in Dutch Harbor, Alaska with a pan full of fresh fish. At first you see a few eagles on deck… thhen the camera pans around and WOW! They are perched all over the boat and flying above. As an added bonus we hear the music "Free Bird" by Lynyrd Skynyrd playing. Rick

Roofing is a skill that can takes years to master depending on what you want to do, but tarring a roof is a project that can easily be managed by the novice. This process is done to protect your roof from the elements, and it is usually applied to a flat roof because, unlike a slanted roof, the flat roof is exposed to all of the elements. The sun beats down on it for hours a day and rain can collect and hang around for weeks at a time because it does not drain off like it would on a slanted structure. You can apply roofing tar to a slanted roof if you want, but there typically is not much need.

According to a report recently released by Atlas of Giving, after a stellar year of charitable donations in 2015, the outlook for this year is less than robust. In fact, U.S.-based giving could decrease by as much as 3.2% for a variety of reasons—including rising interest rates, a possible stock market correction, and continuing decline in employment compensation. But just because certain economic factors may have an impact on giving, this doesn't mean that you should put off your own charitable efforts. Can you show me where these two made their charitable contributions?

Steven Raichlenis an American culinary writer, TV host, and most recently novelist. Raichlen created the TV show Barbecue University (aka BBQ U), which aired for four seasons from 2003 to 2006 on American Public Television. From 2008 to 2010 he hosted Primal Grill, again on American Public Television. Primal Grill focused on the "how-tos" of live fire cooking, employing different grills for each technique. In 2015, he created Project Smoke on public television, focusing on traditional and cutting-edge techniques in smoked food. Raichlen also hosts a French-language TV show called Le Maitre du Grill on Zeste in Quebec.

let's take a tour of the human brain. not safe for lunch.
GoPro: Return to the Ditch - Tandem Kayak
his heart will go on
proper lab attire includes goggles!
Yeomni Park - Escaping from North Korea in search of freedom
kitty helps her owner play the piano
yes, welcome to our county
Anthem Of The Seas Vs huge waves and 120 mph winds. Viewed from my room on the third floor!
Glock-Fishing Underwater - 9mm Handgun Shooting Lionfish
lambchops anyone?
russian Tupolev Tu-95 bear bonbers
behold, the belgian health minister
the ladies seem to flock to a guy they're supposed to hate
Atlanta news team drops slick tribute to The Notorious B.I.G.
just a raccoon stuck in a tank
beth b at the bewch
Christen Courtney in Horny Evening
Sofia Richie Nipple in Slightly See Through Bra
Angelique ‘Frenchy' Morgan Completely Nude on the Beach!
See Through the catwalk by Greek model
It Can Be Our Little Secret Sexy Babe Home Alone
Spain: Semi-naked, 'blood' soaked animal rights activists protest against bullfighting

March 11, 2017

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.

hey gets a little uppity sometimes, but sir patrick stewart is good people
Look at His Ear! Graphic Surgery Footage
Colin Kaepernick Is Going To Stand Now
Parks and Rec. My favorite Chris Pratt Bloopers and Improvised Lines.
‘Giraffe Mom' Gives Birth Before April The Giraffe
this dog followed me around all day
patchouli boy (girl?) has a hard time with animal lovers eating cheeseburgers
Awesome RAF E-3 Sentry AWACS Touch & Go Circuit Training.
well, calofornia is no longer in a drought
The Biggest Sperm Come In The Smallest Packages – And Other Odd Facts About Male Sex Cells

jeff bridges brought out "the dude" to honor his the big lebowski co-star john goodman at his hollywood walk of fame ceremony.

can you imagine mattel trying to market this today?
the man who was godzilla
Captain Kirk's 8 Most Impressive Love Conquests
how about a cast iron skillet ribeye
Scuba instructor pulls kitchen knife out of shark's head in Cayman
despite working for douchebags, This adorable dog loves her job
Biker save himself from tragic accident by bus
10 simple life hacks with WD-40
Fugitive Runs Into Provo SWAT Team, K9 Unit In Training
Can you use a windows98 computer in 2017?

your weekend boob dump: one - two - three - four - five - six - seven - eight - nine - ten - ELEVEN - twelve - thirteen - fourteen

babes in denim battle
Claire Sinclair Performs on Stage for Pin Up!
Probably should've never sent her coworker all those nude photos!
Kendra Sunderland nude for Zishy
east eurpoean babe

March 10, 2017

What's 36... 44... 56... 71... and 96? My Escalating Alanine Transaminase Levels.

Not content with serving us dishes dressed with utterly unnecessary froths, foams and micro-herbs, top-end restaurants have developed a fondness for an even more irritating fad: the square plate. At long last, however, someone is standing up against this crockery calamity. William Sitwell, editor of Waitrose Kitchen magazine and sometime judge on Masterchef, has launched a one-man crusade against the scourge of squares invading both home and professional kitchens. “Square and rectangular plates,” he said, “are an abomination. Food should be served on round plates and not a right angle in sight. If you have square plates, now is the time to be bold and cast them out.”

Tree pruning is a delicate process requiring skill and expertise, and is best performed by Certified Arborists who understand how best to trim and shape trees. This is especially true for palm trees, where one bad prune can lead to tree damage and possibly tree death. Rather than opting for what's known as a "hurricane cut", "10-2 cut" or "pineapple cut" with your palm trees, it is much better to leave the full palm tree crown intact, which preserves its natural beauty and helps it thrive throughout the year. Palm trees that have been subjected to hurricane cutting will often have their sensitive center core exposed to the elements, making them more likely to suffer from weather, disease or pest damage.

The TSA allows through security only one quart-sized bag. So pack it wisely. Not all plastic quart size bags are created equal. You may know them as Ziploc bags or ziplock bags, but there are many brands available. There are two characteristics of a plastic bag for toiletries that could make or break your trip. Some quart bags are thin and easy to puncture. Others are thicker plastic and withstand stretching. Unless you plan to change bags during your trip, find one that is strong and can stretch out without tearing. Most “zip top” plastic bags seal when you press two plastic seams together. Some even change color when the bag is sealed properly. This is fine for tonight's leftovers, but for air travel it's less than ideal. When you're rushing to the airport at 4 AM it's so easy to miss the seal, and colors don't help in a dark hotel room.

CAUTION: you are entering a Trump Area.

Hey Ernie, you can chalk up a second win for me as I was able to find your lion restaurant located in Leipzig, Sachsen, Germany. Well, mostly. Streetview doesn't go right up to the lions, but you can see them close enough here and more photos of it here. Keep these going! Chetley

I found the pink public phone Simone T.was using, its located on Neugasse, in Meissen, Germany. No Street View with Germany's privacy laws so here is a link to the photo of the Asia Bambus in the background. Rick

Your mission for the weekend: find this railroad crossing, or die trying.

Jesus, YouTube has really been on point lately about copyright shit and people posting full movies, so this week's FRIDAY FLICK is kind of a re-run. Granted, a great re-run, but a re-run none the less: "Many have died, last week, on these streets. In the basement of this building, you will find them. I have given them the last rites. Now, you do what you will. You are stronger than us. But soon, I think they be stronger than you. When the dead walk, señores, we must stop the killing... or lose the war."

Rabbit hole in farmer's field leads to 'mystery caves'
this poor sea creature hit an iceberg
Ari, 5 Years Old, Learns He's Getting a New Heart
E-2C Hawkeye Night Carrier Landing
Raccoon with head stuck in jar rescued from atop utility pole
USCG cutter in dry dock
VR Lets You Drive Through Your Own Sandcastles
M1 Abrams Stuck in Mud
we've all had those kinds of nights
Dying puppy, stranded, rescued from desert heat
Fiona is up to 73 pounds and is getting a little too heavy for her care staff lift in and out of the pool.
man that is one tiny ass car
Giant cruise ship gets perilously close to a home in Florida and OMG HER VOICE
this gurkha is a one man wrecking crew
Inside the Deeply Nerdy—and Insanely Expensive—World of Hollywood Prop Collecting
She's been to many auditions. But never one that ended like this
Nikki Sims Skull Pants
Busty Gerda Gets Naked On A Boat
Hot Instagram Babe Of The Day: Jun Amaki
sure, she looks conservative but...
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My Unusual Vagina

March 9, 2017

Sorry For The Late Start, PICC Line Bandage Change This Morning.

It won't be long before Snow Goer announces the 2017 Snowmobile Of The Year, and that has the staff looking nostalgically at the past 24 winners of the prestigious award. That includes this: The 1998 Snowmobile of the Year, Arctic Cat's ZR 600 EFI. Looking back now, that first year sled actually had some teething problems that needed to be ironed out, but several items on it truly were trend setting and can be seen in more modern sleds.

The Colgate-Palmolive Company is an American worldwide consumer products company focused on the production, distribution and provision of household, health care and personal products, such as soaps, detergents, and oral hygiene products including toothpaste and toothbrushes. The iconic hand on the Palmolive dishwashing soap label belongs to Elizabeth Barbour. The image is an illustration of a photograph taken in 1985 when the Colgate-Palmolive Company updated the image, hiring Barbour, then a hand model with the Ford Agency in New York City.

Remember that famous scene in Gone With The Wind when Scarlett O'Hara falls down the stairs? A lot of people still cringe when they think about it. That's because stairway and stairwell injuries are a common cause of serious injury - and sometimes, even death. These types of personal injuries are more common that some people might expect. Both outdoor and indoor stairways are extremely common areas for trips and falls. For this reason alone, this woman should be using the handrail. Any idea where she can be chastised?

Hey Ernie, Our photogenic and pretty friend has roof access in a row of old buildings (with new white roofs) on N. 18th St. & E. Franklin St. in Richmond, VA. You can zoom out in Google Maps 3D here. This was a good one, keep em coming! - John M

This hottie is in Richmond VA, and is standing on top of the building at 102 N 18th Street. Fun one today. Wade

Welch Foods Inc. s an American company, headquartered in Concord, Massachusetts. It has been owned by the National Grape Cooperative Association, a co-op of grape growers, since 1956. Welch's is particularly known for its grape juices, jams and jellies made from dark Concord grapes and its white Niagara grape juice. The company also manufactures and markets an array of other products, including refrigerated juices, frozen and shelf-stable concentrates, organic grape juice and dried fruit. Welch's has also licensed its name for a line of grape-flavored soft drinks since 1974. Welch's grape and strawberry soda flavors are currently licensed to the Dr Pepper Snapple Group.

Russian Photographer Uses Facial Recognition To Find People He Snaps On Subway
so how is your day going so far?
doc could have just gone to O'Reilley Auto Parts
behold princess sophia, the dutchess of varmland
Guy runs over Ex-Girlfriend with his truck defending new Girl
ahh, the good old days
1970 Camelot Cruiser RV Ford C 900 Tractor Trailer by Gas Monkey Garage !
Homeless Mom and Pup Transformed
two brothers celebrating their lottery winnings
Whale Lifts Argentenian Kayakers Onto Its Back
the original batcycle circa 1966
Malta's Azure Window rock formation collapses into the sea
Silent Killer: Russian Varshavyanka Project 636.3 Submarine
Collapsing floor by filling room with water
meanwhile in mother russia
Goofing Around with the Girl Folio Girls
Jemma Lucy Completely Topless on the Beach
Cute girl is nude in public memorial
beach spy part 112
Nickey Huntsman Flashing Her Juicy Ass!
porn star nina gallery
dani daniels in the bathtub

March 8, 2017

Thanks To These IV Antibiotics, Spiked ALT Levels Mean No Painkillers, No Vitamins, No Beer, and No Fun.

The Evil Queen, also known as the Wicked Queen or just the Queen, and sometimes instead identified by her given name as Queen Grimhilde, is the primary antagonist in Disney's 1937 animated film Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs and a villain character in the extended Disney's Snow White franchise. She becomes madly envious over the beauty of her stepdaughter, Princess Snow White, as well as the attentions of the Prince from another land; such love triangle element is one of Disney's changes to the story. This leads her to plot the death of Snow White and ultimately on the path to her own demise, which in the film is indirectly caused by the Seven Dwarfs. In the film, similar to the Brothers Grimm story, the Evil Queen is cold, cruel, and extremely vain, and obsessively desires to remain the "fairest in the land". +

Sierra Nevada and hops go hand in hand. What began as a crazy idea scribbled in a pub eventually became their newest year-round hop bomb, Torpedo Extra IPA. The first beer to feature our "Hop Torpedo" -- a revolutionary dry-hopping device that controls how much hop aroma is imparted into beer without adding additional bitterness. Torpedo Extra IPA is an aggressive yet balanced beer with massive hop aromas of citrus, pine, and tropical fruit.

Window replacement is a long-term investment in the look, comfort and efficiency of your home. Whether you're looking to have new wood widows, vinyl windows or fibrex composite windows installed, you'll find top quality replacement windows from the leading brand for great value at The Home Depot. To get started on your window replacement project, schedule an in-home or in-store appointment, and let their local, licensed and insured service professionals help you choose the best windows for your home and provide expert installation at a fair price.

Roof access to a building is pretty hard to come by, so obviously she knows soemone who has a key. Find her. And if you're going to be a crybaby about it.

The Musee de la Resistance is a museum located in Grenoble, France. The original museum, which opened in 1966 in the rue Jean Jacques Rousseau, was dedicated to local resistance networks and named the Musee de la Resistance Dauphinoise. The museum underwent significant renovations in the late 1980s and early 1990s and has been in its current premises in the rue Hebert since its reopening in 1994. The building originally housed the architectural sculpture school of Grenoble and the apartments of its director, the sculptor Aime Charles Irvoy. Since its renovation in 1994, the museum has received three minor renovations, including an updated exhibition about the Jewish experience in wartime Grenoble. In addition to temporary exhibitions and the organization of events, the Musee de la Resistance houses a permanent exhibition that shows a chronological presentation of the war events.

And so far, I am still without my Bibles.

Ford Mustang found in Mexican junkyard is from 'Bullitt,' expert confirms
this is what baseball is all about. kid's got a fucking arm, too.
this is one happy dog.
photo taken a split second before the tomahawk missile blows the shit out of its target
hugh jackman recording sound for logan
hey fish face.
Relaxing Train Journey - 10 Hrs Video w/ Soothing Sounds for Relaxation, Meditation, Study and Sleep
Stowaway cat survives 400-mile ride beneath St. Paul owner's semi-truck
Shoot until the threat is eliminated
U.S. Soldiers install M1A2 Tank Urban Survival Kit Abrams Reactive Armor Tiles
now that's a bad ass VW bug
Day old kitten and a Pit Bull
Dam-breach experiment, outburst flood from an overtopping lake
Biggest Snowfall vs Train Snowblower
Puppy recovering after being found in trash with broken skull
home alone
Farrah Abraham Boob Slip at a Photo Shoot!
Nicki Minaj went Tit Out at a Fashion Show!
belle in the kitchen
jessica ashley
Nothing Makes Her Hornier Than Fingering Herself
Cara Ruby Bunk Beds

March 7, 2017

1945-2002. My Mom Got 187'd Fifteen Years Ago Today.

My how time flies, eh?

Plaster casts are made up of a bandage and a hard covering, usually plaster of Paris. They allow broken bones in the arm or leg to heal by holding them in place, and usually need to stay on for 4 and 12 weeks. Taking good care of your cast will help ensure a better recovery. Keep your arm or leg raised on a soft surface, such as a pillow, for as long as possible in the first few days. This will help any swelling to go down and will help the cast dry correctly. Don't get your cast wet. This will weaken it, and your bone will no longer be properly supported. You can use a plastic bag to cover up the cast when you have a bath or shower. Try using sticky tape or a rubber band to seal the bag at the top and bottom to make it as watertight as possible.

In architecture, a gargoyle is a carved or formed grotesque with a spout designed to convey water from a roof and away from the side of a building, thereby preventing rainwater from running down masonry walls and eroding the mortar between. When not constructed as a waterspout and only serving an ornamental or artistic function, the correct term for such a sculpture is a grotesque, chimera, or boss. There are also regional variations, such as the hunky punk. Just as with bosses and chimeras, gargoyles are said to frighten off and protect those that it guards, such as a church, from any evil or harmful spirits. Can you find me this restaurant protected by a lion?

So by now we've all seen this video of Lake Berryessa's Glory Hole Spillway running fuull blast. One of my first thoughts was, how the fuck they built that thing? But when you see a picture of it during much lower water levels, it doesn't look like it would be that daunting of a fask. Also, someone killed a 1959 Corvette.

I was able to find the location on Placa de Sant Josep Oriol in Barcelona, Spain, but the artist is no longer there. Rick

If you prefer to travel through Europe without a mobile phone, you can still stay in touch using public telephones and computers. True, public pay phones are on the endangered-species list, you'll still see phone booths and banks of phones in post offices and train stations, and generally come with multilingual instructions. Any chance you can find this cluster of public phones?

The infinity mirror effect is produced whenever there are two parallel reflective surfaces which can bounce a beam of light back and forth an indefinite (theoretically infinite) number of times. The reflections appear to recede into the distance because the light actually is traversing the distance it appears to be traveling. Each additional reflection adds length to the path the light must travel before exiting the mirror. If the mirrors are not precisely parallel, but instead are canted at a slight angle, the "visual tunnel" will be perceived to be curved (off to one side) as it recedes into infinity. When studied using the principles of photographic optics, the series of repeating images forms the infinite mathematical surface known as Gabriel's Horn, or Torricelli's Trumpet, named in honor of Italian mathematician Evangelista Torricelli, who first studied it.

Soldier Drapes American Flag Over Former Military Dog Partner's Body After He Is Put Down
Bulldog Does His Best Impression of a Diesel Engine
vet ranch's Small Town Miracle
just out for a beer
meanwhile, at a pro-trump rally
a rolling boulder gathers no houses
Chinese Navy Issues Angry Warning to US Plane in South China Sea
super tanker versus reef? oh that'll buff right out.
minion dam burst
Meet Picasso, The Perfectly Imperfect Dog That No One Wanted
Jacqueline Watts lost her life trying to save missing dog
nice time to go swimming
needle in to human skin - under microscope
peace through superior pizza
8 Amazing Abandoned Aquariums
As promised here we have some more. I really appreciate all the messages. Kate xx
Mimi Elashiry Nipples for Attention of the Day
Elizabeth Marxs Absolute Goddess
thos elips tho
laura on holiday
porno trainwreck of the year
sexy random photos 466

March 6, 2017

Only 12 More Days Until I Get This Fucking Garden Hose Out Of My Arm.

The keffiyeh is a traditional Middle Eastern headdress fashioned from a square scarf, usually made of cotton. It is typically worn by Arabs, as well as by some Mizrahi Jews and Kurds. It is commonly found in arid regions as it provides protection from sunburn, dust and sand. Its distinctive standard woven checkered pattern may have originated in an ancient Mesopotamian representation of either fishing nets or ears of grain, but the true origin of the pattern remains unknown. In Yemen, the keffiyeh is used extensively in both red-white and black-white pattern and in some traditional Yemeni designs and colors.

The Dollar Tree is a chain of discount variety stores that sells items for $1 or less. Headquartered in Chesapeake, Virginia, it is a member company of Fortune 500 and operates 13,600 stores throughout the 48 contiguous U.S. states and Canada. Its stores are supported by a nationwide logistics network of eleven distribution centers. The company operates one-dollar stores under the names of Dollar Tree and Dollar Bills. The company also operates multi-price-point variety chains under the names Deals and Family Dollar. In 2009, Dollar Tree redesigned its website with a new e-commerce platform; DollarTree.com sells Dollar Tree merchandise in larger quantities to individuals, small businesses, and organizations. The company also advertises in-store events, specials, seasonal promotions, and featured products through the site and users can locate a retail store, research information about Dollar Tree, and view product recalls.

"Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition" is an American patriotic song by Frank Loesser, and published as sheet music in 1942 by Famous Music Corp. The song was a response to the attack on Pearl Harbor that marked United States involvement in World War II. The song describes a chaplain being with some fighting men who are under attack from an enemy. He is asked to say a prayer for the men who were engaged in firing at the oncoming planes. The chaplain puts down his Bible, mans one of the ship's gun turrets and begins firing back, saying, "Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition". Now I've got the ammunition part covered, but I may need some help rounding up some Bibles. Can you hook a brother up?

Why? Why would anyone put this much effort into...this? Motorhed

Hi Ernie, Got an infographic here about social media in the news from 2016-2017. Best Regards, David

Well, you guys did so well at helping me find this artist, that I decided to expand my art collection a little bit. Can you help me track down this new artist?

Wearing sunglasses indoors seems like the obvious choice for managing light sensitivity or coping with fluorescent lights. The problem? It actually increases your sensitivity to light through a process called dark adaptation. Everyone has experienced dark adaptation – it's what happens when you leave a movie theater and the sun's brightness is overwhelming. Your eyes are so adjusted to being in the dark theater that when you step outside, light appears to be even brighter than it was when you went into the movie. Most people's eyes readjust fairly quickly after leaving a movie. People with chronic dark adaptation have extra-heightened light sensitivity all the time, and chronic dark adaptation is what happens when you wear sunglasses indoors too frequently.

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March 4, 2017

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.

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Emma Watson's Boobs Prove Why We Still Need Feminism blah blah blah
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March 3, 2017

Today Is All You, Baby. All You. Some Had Multiples, Sorry I Couldn't Use Everybody.

Hey Ernie, The first challenge: your home away from home is the CROSSROADS MOTEL on Central Ave in Albuquerque, NM. For all the Breaking Bad fans out there this is the "Chrystal Palace" where you can pick up some meth and a windy from Wendy. It is conveniently located across the street from a giant hospital, which you will probably need at some point during your stay. Hope you're feeling better! - John [Ernie says: multiple answers on this one, john was first to give breaking bad info]

Ernie, when looking for your verification of the Encore entrance, I found this, she seems to be standing right outside the west walk-in entrance off South Las Vegas Blvd. Mark (SPC Army Separated)

Hi Ernie. The three beverages in question are Shock Top Belgian White, Labbat Blue Light, and Twisted Tea. As always thanks for the hard work. Sorry to read about Ike. I've been there twice myself. BC in BC [Ernie says: sorry skip, that wasn't land shark or lemon shandy]

Amy Danielle Sutterfield was at the Pep Boys located at 8521 Van Nuys Blvd, Panorama City, CA, although I don't see that flag in the window anymore. Rick

Friday is saved I found it/her outside of one of Prague Czechoslovakia on Na Prikope (Street), maybe she is headed for one of my favorite beers from two Uncle Sam sponsored tours of Germany. I'l give you two streetviews to see both the Friday sign and the Public WC tower. The second view you can see the cafe with the canopy unrolled, but the distinct blue border above the canopy. Enjoy getting everything cleaned in one shot, Dennis [Ernie says: multiple answers, dennis was first]

Ernie, The young lady sipping on a mimosa is sitting at The Daily Creative Food Co. In Miami, FL. The Google image is from 2015, before the store was open. The dark gray store front, flanked by the tan (left) and green (right) columns matches the original picture. -Fish [Ernie says: also couple of close guesses]

And finally, your FRIDAY FLICK: "How could I write a letter without ink or paper? There is nobody I want to write to 'cause I hain't got no friends living as I know of. That Armsby is a lying drunken fellow. You know this, just as you know that I am constant in truth. Now, master, I can see what that Armsby is after, plain enough. Didn't he want you to hire him for an overseer? That's it. He wants to make you believe we're all going to run away and then he thinks you'll hire an overseer to watch us. He believes you are soft soap. He's given to such talk. I believe he's just made this story out of whole cloth, 'cause he wants to get a situation. It's all a lie, master, you may depend on't. It's all a lie." Also, he's a terrific actor but to me, Chiwetel Ejiofor is always going to be The Operative from Firefly.

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Special glasses open 'whole new world' for colorblind Iowan
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Fake Special Forces Female Went On Special Missions and Flew Helicopters
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20 Fascinating Photos Collected From History
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Rachel Dolezal changes her name to West African moniker. Also? Tits aren't bad, either.
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Scarlet - Her Naughty Jog Dare!
Lacey poses nude
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March 2, 2017

Final Suture Out. I Can Finally Bathe From The PICC Line Down.

The formation of freckles is triggered by exposure to sunlight. The exposure to UV-B radiation activates melanocytes to increase melanin production, which can cause freckles to become darker and more visible. Freckles are predominantly found on the face, although they may appear on any skin exposed to the sun, such as arms or shoulders. Heavily distributed concentrations of melanin may cause freckles to multiply and cover an entire area of skin, such as the face. Freckles are rare on infants, and more commonly found on children before puberty. Upon exposure to the sun, freckles will reappear if they have been altered with creams or lasers and not protected from the sun, but do fade with age in some cases.

A budget motel can be an epicenter of crime in a neighborhood. Problems at these "no-tell motels" can range from loud parties and public disorder to drug lab and prostitution operations. Unfortunately, it's easy for a small motel to slip into a spiral that will make it seedy and crime-ridden. Once a motel gains a troublesome reputation, it attracts a wide variety of criminal elements that drive out legitimate business. The absence of legitimate businesses presents more opportunity for disorder, and soon a local police department has to deal with a whole neighborhood enveloped in different types of crime. Personally, this looks like Murder Central, but can you find where my Home Away From Home is?

Getting all that garden stuff -- tools, bags of mulch, plants -- from here to there doesn't have to be such a chore, thanks to the wide array of carts and utility wagons available. No two plants are exactly the same, and no two garden carts and utility wagons do exactly the same thing. And like many other tools and implements for the garden, what you like and need is very much a personal preference. Carts and wagons used to be classified by the number of wheels they had, but those categories have become more fluid as more flexible vehicles have become available. A flatbed utility cart has a large flat surface to move items, which makes it convenient for hauling awkward-size pieces.

Well, today is Thursday, meaning tomorrow is Friday. That is, if you can find it, otherwise the remainder of the week is ruined.

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March 1, 2017

Sorry Busy Day Today: Orthopedics In the AM and Infection Diseases In the PM.

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