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November 28, 2017 | |||||
Okay, I Am Finally Done With My Leftovers.Vitiligo is a long term skin condition characterized by patches of the skin losing their pigment. The patches of skin affected become white and usually have sharp margins. The hair from the skin may also become white. Typically both sides of the body are affected. Often the patches begin on areas of skin that are exposed to the sun. It is more noticeable in people with dark skin. While the cause is typically unknown, it is believed to be due to genetic susceptibility that is triggered by an environmental factor such that an autoimmune disease occurs, resulting in the destruction of skin pigment cells. Risk factors include a family history of the condition or other autoimmune diseases, such as hyperthyroidism, alopecia areata, and pernicious anemia. Vitiligo is classified into two main types: segmental and non-segmental. Most cases are non-segmental, meaning they affect both sides of the body; and in these cases, the affected area of the skin typically expands with time. About 10% of cases are segmental, meaning they mostly involve one side of the body; and in these cases, the affected area of the skin typically does not expand with time. Marker buoys are expected to withstand even the toughest marine conditions and outside elements. These all-purpose floating marine buoys can be used in conjunction with a variety of anchoring systems as part of your turbidity curtain and boom application. After installation, floating buoys can attach to and float above anchors as they keep your boom or curtain in place. They are also often used by pleasure craft owners as fender buoys for their stability, buoyancy, and reliability. Their high visibility design also make inflatable floatings buoys an excellent choice as demarcation guide or mooring signal, as well as part of any anchoring system. Floating marine buoy can be used to mark underwater debris, swim boundaries or shallow areas. Get in touch with your goofy side wearing these wacky Giant Pink Novelty Sunglasses. Set up a photo booth at your next party and celebration and use these jumbo sunglasses as props for fun photo ops! An essential gag gift or clown costume accessory, guests will have a blast wearing zany party accessories while posing for snapshots. For a little extra fun, get a few pairs of these Giant Pink Novelty Sunglasses so multiple people can wear them in a group photo.
Micrell is an effective lotion soap is formulated with a degreasing agent, making it perfect for food-service environments. The nonirritating formula is made with the quick-acting antimicrobial agent to kill germs on contact. Purell is America's #1 hand sanitizer. It's the brand used in hospitals and most trusted by moms. This topical antiseptic helps you stay clean without soap or water and kills 99.99% of common, illness-causing germs using an alcohol-based formula. It's also specially formulated with moisturizers to leave your hands feeling soft. Both Micrell and Purell are products of GOJO Industries, a privately held manufacturer of hand hygiene and skin care products founded in 1946 in Akron, Ohio. Oh, I can't tell if this is a park bench or a railing or what the fuck. Any ideas?
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November 25, 2017 | ||||||||
Insert Your Favorite Leftovers Weekend Joke Here.
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November 22, 2017 | |||||
Only __1__ More Day Until I Eat Myself Into A Turkey Coma.In 1952, brothers Dick and Mac McDonald sat down with the LA architect Stanley Clark Meston and his assistant Charles Fish. The plan was to design a McDonald's roadside restaurant that could be franchised. Dick had sketched out two half circles he thought would look good at either end of the structure, catching the eyes of motorists and their hungry families. Meston, who had worked as a set designer for Universal Studios and for Wayne McAllister, architect of streamlined 1930s drive-in restaurants, turned Dick's half circles into a pair of striking 25ft high tapered and neon-lit ‘golden sheet' metal parabolas. In tune with the latest architectural fashions and engineering inventions, they looked more like a million dollars than 15 cents. Meston's golden arches made their debut in 1953 with the first franchised McDonald's at Phoenix, Arizona. In 1863, Edward A. Calahan invented a stock ticker and formed the Gold and Stock Telegraph Company in 1867 to market the technology. Gold and Stock also developed a messenger system that sent instructions to and from the stock exchange floor. Three years later, Calahan woke up to a burglar in his home, which inspired him to create a telegraph-based alert system. This system eventually connected 50 of his neighbors to a central station where all the alert boxes were monitored. There were many small telegraph delivery companies in the United States in the 19th century and in 1874, 57 district telegraph delivery companies affiliated and became "American District Telegraph". With the increase in telephone usage in the late 19th century, ADT's messenger business slowly declined in popularity. ADT tried branching out and developing their signaling business, while still maintaining their telegraph business as primary income source. ADT incorporated into Western Union in 1901 and separated its messenger business from its main signaling business at that time. In 1909, Western Union and ADT Security came under the control of American Telephone & Telegraph Company, better known as AT&T.
Any idea what's on the boob tube? Looks like The Good Wife to me, but I'm not sure. |
November 20, 2017 | ||||
Holy Shitballs it's Almost Thanksgiving.In 1942 a chicken farmer outside of Greensboro, North Carolina, sued the U.S. government. He said the frequent, low overflight of military aircraft on the adjacent runway was scaring his birds and damaging his livelihood, and he wanted compensation. The case made it all the way to the Supreme Court in 1946. And one result of United States v. Causby was that the Court set the limits of private airspace: If you own a house, your property rights extend 83 feet up into the air. That's a quaint—and thankfully irrelevant—limit when it comes to manned aircraft. The Federal Aviation Administration keeps planes much higher than that, save on approach and take-off, and even then most airports require a decent buffer around them. But the 70-year-old ruling has new importance in the age of drones. It remains the only clear federal statement of law on how far above the ground your property ends. And that has raised concerns among some privacy advocates, who question whether anyone from a pesky neighbor to a police department to Amazon's planned delivery service should be allowed to fly above private property, potentially shooting video from the level of the treetops. Many dogs have the urge to explore and potentially knock over items in a home. Some dogs also have a tendency to destroy furnishings and household items when not supervised. Indoor dog gates allow dog owners to confine their dogs to one area of the home while at the same time giving them an entire room or series of rooms in which to roam. This is much healthier for the dog than crating her all day, as it allows her to get some exercise. When owners need consistent free access from room to room (for a social gathering, for example) or when the dogs are allowed to roam from room to room (such as when the the owner is home to supervise) dog gates are easy to store away. They're thin, flat and can be slid under a piece of furniture, put into a closet or leaned against a wall without getting in the way. Ti plant is a bold houseplant with flamboyantly colored foliage. Also called cordyline, cabbage palm, or good luck plant, it's a perfect choice for adding a dash of style and drama to any well-lit room in your home. Most ti plant varieties have purple foliage variegated with streaks of hot pink, cream, white, or other shades of purple. The leaves add more color than many flowering houseplants -- and they're attractive all year long. Ti plant is often being associated with good luck. In some areas of the tropics Red Ti is grown outside of houses to bring good fortune and ward off ghosts or evil spirits. Native to Mexico and northern South America, papaya has become naturalized throughout the Caribbean Islands, Florida, Texas, California, Hawaii, and other tropical and subtropical regions of the world. Two kinds of papayas are commonly grown. One has sweet, red or orange flesh, and the other has yellow flesh; in Australia, these are called "red papaya" and "yellow papaw", respectively. Either kind, picked green, is called a "green papaya". The large-fruited, red-fleshed 'Maradol', 'Sunrise', and 'Caribbean Red' papayas often sold in U.S. markets are commonly grown in Mexico and Belize. The company originated as a Los Angeles beauty supply house with some proprietary products founded by Blaine Culver. The house chemist was named Alberto hence the name Alberto-Culver. Alberto-Culver was purchased and reorganized in 1955 by Leonard H. Lavin who was an entrepreneur and manufacturer's representative for various other companies. The newly created company was then moved to Chicago and a hundred other products were dropped and the company focused on Alberto VO5 shampoo and hairdressing, Andrew Collinge, St. Ives skin care products, TRESemmé, FDS, Consort, and Nexxus. Alberto-Culver was purchased by the Anglo-Dutch consumer goods company Unilever on September 27, 2010 for US$3.7 billion. |
November 18, 2017 | ||||||||
Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.
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November 16, 2017 | ||||||
Hmmm, I Might Explore Afternoon Updates Instead.Whether it's an intimate gathering, an elegant wedding reception or a large corporate function, a creative mix and match play on chair covers and chair cover sashes alone can help you achieve the stylish statement that your guests will definitely rave about. Using chair covers instead of just using plain chairs is a great example of how a minor event reception detail can make a big impact — especially if you choose chair covers that are in colors complementing the overall theme of your special event. Dress them up with chair cover sashes for that desired classy finish. Chalk is applied to the tip of the billiards cue stick, ideally before every shot, to increase the tip's friction coefficient so that when it impacts the cue ball on a non-center hit, no miscue (unintentional slippage between the cue tip and the struck ball) occurs. Cue tip chalk is not actually the substance typically referred to as "chalk", but any of several proprietary compounds, with a silicate base. It was around the time of the Industrial Revolution that newer compounds formed that provided better grip for the ball. This is when the English began to experiment with side spin or applying curl to the ball. This was shortly introduced to the American players and is how the term "putting English on the ball" came to be. Chalk may also refer to a cone of fine, white hand chalk; like talc (talcum powder) it can be used to reduce friction between the cue and bridge hand during shooting, allowing for a smoother stroke.
Meet Yourself As You Really Are, is the oldest, longest, and WTF-est personality quiz you'll ever take. Published in 1936, Meet Yourself is a 336-page home-psychoanalysis test that promises to “‘X-ray' the reader's fundamental character.” It does so with an interminable line of questions both probing and random. Are your parents dead? Have you ever had the sensation of standing outside your own body? Do Mickey Mouse cartoons freak you out? What do you think of unskimmed milk? As you add up your “yes” and “no” answers, the book directs you to new sections based on your responses. Somewhere in the middle, you're categorized as one of 15 rivers—the Nile, Seine, Thames, Missouri, and so on—and eventually you're offered long-winded personality breakdowns. Fresh water is one of our most vital resources, and when our water is polluted it is not only devastating to the environment, but also to human health. The US relies on public water systems to treat and deliver just over 44 billion gallons of clean water each day to our homes, schools and businesses. Much of that water comes from rivers, lakes and other surface water sources. Before it is delivered to our homes it is treated to remove chemicals, particulates and bacteria. This clean, potable water is then used for cooking, drinking, cleaning, bathing, watering our lawns and so forth. Those that are served by public sanitation systems rely on sewers to keep untreated wastewater from being released into the environment where it could potentially contaminate our drinking water sources and the natural environment.
Wait, who the hell is giving this girl an interview? DirecTV is an direct broadcast satellite service provider based in El Segundo, California and is a subsidiary of AT&T. Its satellite service, launched on June 17, 1994, transmits digital satellite television and audio to households in the United States, Latin America and the Caribbean. Its primary competitors are Dish Network and cable television providers. On July 24, 2015, after receiving approval from the United States Federal Communications Commission and United States Department of Justice, AT&T acquired DirecTV in a transaction valued at $48.5 billion. In addition to serving residences, DirecTV offers service to bars and restaurants, hotels, dorms, and hospitals through their DirecTV for business service. |
November 13, 2017 | ||||
Okay, Let's See if We Can't Get Back Into A Regular Rhythm Here.Controlling long hair when diving or snorkeling is important for two reasons. Long hair floats in front of a diver's field of vision, and gets horribly tangled in the process. And second, loose hair tends to slide around under the mask strap, which causes the mask to move during a dive; this may cause even a properly fitting mask to leak. A single French braid beginning at the crown of the head works well to hold hair in place during a dive. The hair strands are interwoven, and are less likely to come free during a dive than in a ponytail. A French braid also helps to keep the hair from sliding around and disturbing the position of the mask strap. French braids are great for divers with layered hair, or hair that is too short to efficiently pull back in a pony tail. Hardee's founder, Wilber Hardee, opened his first restaurant in Greenville, North Carolina, on September 3, 1960. After a year of success, Wilber decided to look into expanding his restaurant and opening another location so he met with James Gardner and Leonard Rawls to discuss doing so. Shortly thereafter, the first company store was opened in Rocky Mount, North Carolina, in May 1961 by James Carson Gardner and Leonard Rawls on McDonald Street in on North Church Street in Rocky Mount, known within the chain as building number 1. That location was demolished in 2007 and replaced with a veteran's park named for Jack Laughery, a former Hardee's chairman and military veteran. According to Wilber Hardee, Gardner and Rawls won a controlling share of the company from him in a game of poker. After realizing that he had lost control over his namesake company, Wilber Hardee sold his remaining shares to them as well. Dolphins and porpoises are often kept in captivity. Bottlenose dolphins are the most common, as they are relatively easy to train, have a long lifespan in captivity and have a friendly appearance. Bottlenose dolphins live in captivity across the world, though exact numbers are hard to determine. Other species kept in captivity are spotted dolphins, false killer whales and common dolphins, Commerson's dolphins, as well as rough-toothed dolphins, but all in much lower numbers. Two unusual and rare hybrid dolphins, known as wolphins, are kept at Sea Life Park in Hawaii, which is a cross between a bottlenose dolphin and a false killer whale. Also, two common/bottlenose hybrids reside in captivity at Discovery Cove and SeaWorld San Diego. So listen. I need your help. I'd really like to bring a couple of steakbombs to this kick ass pool party. Can you show me where I'm going from and where I'm going to? |
November 11, 2017 | ||||||||
Insert Your Favorite Veteran's Day Weekend Joke Here.
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November 6, 2017 | |||||
So No ANTIFA Party On The 4th, That Was Kind Of A Letdown.Lactose intolerance is a condition in which people have symptoms due to the decreased ability to digest lactose, a sugar found in milk products. Those affected vary in the amount of lactose they can tolerate before symptoms develop. Symptoms may include abdominal pain, bloating, diarrhea, gas, and nausea, and typically start between one half and two hours after drinking milk or eating milk products. Lactose intolerance is due to the lack of enzyme lactase in the small intestines to break lactose down into glucose and galactose. Diagnosis may be confirmed if symptoms resolve following eliminating lactose from the diet. Even those who smoke may dislike the lingering smell. At best, cigarette smoke can be unpleasant and can damage furniture and walls. At worst, it can irritate the lungs and cause cancer. If you or a loved one are unable to kick the habit, there are some ways to exhaust cigarette smoke from your bedroom and prevent at least some of it from reaching the rest of your home. Use an ordinary box fan to push smoke from your room. You'll need to turn it around so air is pushed out of your bedroom, rather than pulled into it. The rose is the national flower of England, a usage dating back to the English civil wars of the fifteenth century -- later called Wars of the Roses -- in which a red rose represented the House of Lancaster, and a white rose represented the House of York. The Tudor dynasty created the Tudor rose, which united both the white and the red roses, a symbolism dramatized by Shakespeare in his play Richard III. The traditional ballad "The Rose of England" recounts the seizure of the crown by Earl of Richmond -- who became Henry VII of England, the founder the Tudor dynasty -- using the "red rose" as an allegory for Henry. The England national rugby union team and Rugby Football Union adopted the red rose as their symbol in 1871, and the rose has appeared on players' kit ever since.
The Pomeranian is a breed of dog of the Spitz type that is named for the Pomerania region in Germany and Poland in Central Europe. Classed as a toy dog breed because of its small size, the Pomeranian is descended from the larger Spitz type dogs, specifically the German Spitz. Queen Victoria owned a particularly small Pomeranian and consequently the smaller variety became universally popular. Overall, the Pomeranian is a sturdy, healthy dog with the most common health issues are luxating patella and tracheal collapse. As of 2013, in terms of registration figures, since at least 1998, the breed has ranked among the top twenty most popular breeds in the USA, and the current fashion for small dogs has increased their popularity worldwide. OKAY BOYS, STRAIGHT AND TO THE POINT: what do this girl's towels read, and what's this girl's favorite band? |
November 4, 2017 | ||||||||
Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.
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November 3, 2017 | ||||||
Wow, Time Flies When You're Working Like A Fucking Dog Again.A fire screen sheet began as a form of furniture that acted as a shield between the occupants of a room and the fireplace, and its primary function was to reduce the discomfort of excessive heat from a log fire. Early firescreens were generally shaped as flat panels standing on attached feet, or as adjustable shield-shaped panels mounted on tripod table legs. Firescreens in the modern home have become decorative shields of sheet metal, glass, or wire mesh that can be placed in front of a fireplace opening to protect the room from open flames and flying embers that may be emitted by the fire. Fire screens were used to cover the fireplace when nothing was burning inside it, and make it look more decorative. The United Kingdom's Prevention of Crime Act 1953 prohibits the possession in any public place of an offensive weapon without lawful authority or reasonable excuse. The term "offensive weapon" is defined as: "any article made or adapted for use to causing injury to the person, or intended by the person having it with him for such use". Under the Prevention of Crime Act, otherwise 'exempt' knives carried for "good reason or lawful authority" may be still deemed illegal if authorities conclude the knife is being carried as an "offensive weapon". In recent years, the Prevention of Crime Act 1953 has been reinterpreted by police and public prosecutors, who have persuaded the courts to minimize exceptions to prosecution on the grounds that the defendant had "lawful authority or reasonable excuse" in order to apply the Act to a wide variety of cases. Can you find these offensive weapons?
White slavery historically refers to the enslavement of Europeans by non-Europeans, as part of the Arab, Barbary and Ottoman slave trades, as well as by Europeans, such as the Viking's slaves or European Galley slaves. From Antiquity, European slaves were common during the reign of Ancient Rome. The most modern use of the term can also mean sexual slavery, including forced prostitution and human trafficking. Several acts such as the Emergency Quota Act of 1921 and the Immigration Act of 1924 were passed to prevent emigrants from Europe and Asia from entering the United States. Following the banning of immigrants during the 1920s, human trafficking was not considered a major issue until the 1990s. Can you find where this poor slave girl is being led away by her new owner?
While her tattoo was indeed Banksy, I think Skip nailed it in regards to what I was trying to remember from when I was a kid. I think shit was on HBO when cable first came out or something. A footbridge is a bridge designed for pedestrians and in some cases cyclists, animal traffic, and horse riders, instead of vehicular traffic. Footbridges complement the landscape and can be used decoratively to visually link two distinct areas or to signal a transaction. In many developed countries, footbridges are both functional and can be beautiful works of art and sculpture. For poor rural communities in the developing world, a footbridge may be a community's only access to medical clinics, schools and markets, which would otherwise be unreachable when rivers are too high to cross. Is there any chance you can find this footbridge to a lighthouse? |
October 30, 2017 | |||||
Yeah, I Missed You Guys On Friday, Sorry About That.Day of the Dead is a Mexican holiday celebrated throughout Mexico, in particular the Central and South regions, and by people of Mexican ancestry living in other places, especially the United States. It is acknowledged internationally in many other cultures. The multi-day holiday focuses on gatherings of family and friends to pray for and remember friends and family members who have died, and help support their spiritual journey. José Guadalupe Posada created a famous print of a figure he called La Calavera Catrina as a parody of a Mexican upper-class female. Posada's striking image of a costumed female with a skeleton face has become associated with the Day of the Dead, and Catrina figures often are a prominent part of modern Day of the Dead observances. Lucille's Smokehouse Bar-B-Que is a chain of restaurants founded in Signal Hill, California specializing in southern and Cajun style meals. Locations now include California, Arizona, and Nevada. A southern American and Blues theme is featured in the restaurants, which specialize in barbecue cuisine. Climate change is a change in the statistical distribution of weather patterns when that change lasts for an extended period of time (i.e., decades to millions of years). Climate change may refer to a change in average weather conditions, or in the time variation of weather within the context of longer-term average conditions. Climate change is caused by factors such as biotic processes, variations in solar radiation received by Earth, plate tectonics, and volcanic eruptions. Certain human activities have been identified as primary causes of ongoing climate change, often referred to as global warming. Old and still timelessly cool: Cool Hand Luke eats 50 eggs. The new hotness: Matt Stonie eats 50 scrambled eggs.
Marciano Stores is an American upscale fashion brand, which is owned and operated by Guess Inc named after Guess's CEO Paul Marciano. It is the first extension line by Guess and includes clothing such as tops, skirts and dresses, jeans and accessories such as necklaces, earrings and bracelets sold exclusively in Marciano and selected Guess stores. Strictly a mall-based store, Marciano has stores open in Los Angeles, Arcadia, CA, Caesars Palace in Las Vegas, Dallas, San Juan, Puerto Rico, McLean, Virginia, and many other locations including some stores in Canada such as at Yorkdale Shopping Centre in Toronto and Metropolis at Metrotown in Vancouver. Guess is hoping to extend its company by opening more Marciano brand stores nationwide and possibly worldwide once the brand attains higher public recognition. Goddammit. This image of a little child losing -- or maybe letting go of? -- a heart shaped red balloon. Why can't I shake the feeling that I've seen this before, like in a children's book or something? Am I losing my fucking mind? What's it from? |
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